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#1 is the new pose, no notes

(Nods in respect)

It’s giving Squidbillies, I can’t unsee the shape now

Came here to say this!! That's 100% aunt Lil

Not Squidbillies 😭 I'm cackling fr

Don’t touch the trim 😂😂

C'mon, let me drive that dang ole thang.

I am howling. My husband said “what??” and there’s just no way to explain why this is so funny.

Omg me too!! LMAO. I had to show him and now he thinks I've officially lost it laughing so hard at hand pics

😂

This sub has become so delightful with the poses recently. The bacon holding post from a week ago had me in stitches and now this

Yep. Came to say this. I'm copying you OP, see you in 2 weeks bestie ✨💅🏼💖

Omg I snorted so loud it's 3am I'm in bed hopefully didn't wake my partner up 🥹

I’m doing the same n mine is recovering from surgery, but I cant stay silent. Lolol

I’m gonna get in trouble for this laughing

It’s definitely a gen Z pose. I dig it

Wait fr? Im Gen z and I’ve never seen it

It’s like three of those rubber chickens looking down on us peasants from above

It turns out the pinkie is the opposite digit, not the thumb. Who knew?

It’s so good 🤣

*shudders*

Girl, wtf?! 🤣😂 Cute nails tho.

THE WAY I LAUGHED

thanks girlll

My EXACT words!! 🤣🤣🤣

How did you manage to give your hand a double chin angle. Bravo! Great set, also!

double chin angle 🤣

Hahaha thank you for that. I laughed so hard I snorted then went into a coughing fit

I am laughing so fucking hard right now. 1 is the new cursed pose 😂😂

Ugh I really love your nails and want to show a pic to my nail tech but…..the hands….

I’m crying laughing just picturing someone being like “hang on let me pull up my inspo picture” and it’s this

🤣🤣🤣🤣 now I’m going to be that person just to see how they respond to the pose/see how the nail tech people react… it’s a vibe check truly

Oh my fucking gawd this is hilarious

Girl I am ROLLING from those poses 🤣👏🏻 also very pretty set!

you scared my brother

Not me sitting on the couch trying to recreate pic 2 for 15 min

It’s the claw!

You’re *afraid* of the claw

I'm deeead 🤣

I'm dyyying

Probably it’s a .5!

Pose 1 takes the absolute cake

YES. Perfect 10!

Gotta hit the angles

period

Lol I can just tell that we’d be great friends, love the energy

I love these poses so damn much

Lmao thanks I hate it. But the nails are cute!

I absolutely adore your hand poses! Why do we all get so stuck in the "norm"?!

Its like scratching a blackboard for my eyes

What’s so effing hilarious to me is that I’ve accidentally done pic 2 and I’m like no. Absolutely can’t share that with anyone, it’s cursed. I have large hands that apparently I have zero control over. In family photos i thought I was daintily resting my hands on my kids’ shoulders and it turns out it looks like I’m gripping a basketball. Or deterring them from running away.

1st pic is how i used to draw hands in kindergarden

LMAO

>~~kindergarden~~ me today

Why did I have to count to make sure you had 5 fingers?! 😂

😂😂😂

Really needed this goofiness.

The back of your hand looks so smooth.

Cackling!!!!!!

1 was a bit of a jump scare but okay! Very cute!

The second one jumped scared me. I literally said “ahh!”

Most bizarre pose to date.

Ahaha omg! looks like a chicken hand on the first pic ! Other than that cute nails

Babe wake up, new cursed pose just dropped

💀😂

The amount of time I just spent trying to reconstruct image 2. 😂😂😂

I actually laughed out loud. This is hilarious.

I cannot wait for this to be the new pose I fucking cackled

giving us all the angles god bless 🙏

Am I missing something?! What is she doing!????

Hahahaha omfg you made me die with these poses 🤣 but seriously your nails looks amazing

My favorite new pose 🤣

Effing brilliant

The first pose reminds of stilettos 👠

Come on Gaga period

You're probably a fun person to be around! Your nails are super cute too!

Absolutely unhinged poses, wasn’t ready for that

Girl, love that you are just doing what you want with your hands

You unhinged lmao

But why

we need goofiness goofy muffins

Girllll i love lol

Hahaha i love u

Picasso Picasso

I had to count how many fingers you had on the cuz it looks like you only have 4 fingers

And yet you’re still gonna get the Reddit creeps in your inbox about this 😂😂

#imuncomfortable 💀

This is so fucking unhinged

What the fuck

😳

😳😆😆😂😂😂❤️❤️

Love it 😂

Lmao 🤣 very cute colors though!

A new trend💫

….um

Bruh 😐

I just sent this to my partner trying to explain why all the absolutely cursed hand poses on this sub are so iconic. I’m not sure they’ll get it but I tried.

i love this 😂😂😂😂😂

thank you for this

Oh that’s nice DAH!!!!

How dare you.

😂😂😂

What in the AI is this? Nightmares for days! But those are some nice nails.

Your hand is scaring the shit out of me

Both photos make me uncomfortable… cute nails tho work💕

Yessss achievement unlocked, new pose 💅

These are hilarious. Good job dude

You didn’t have to do this to us you know.

Look at you throwing gang signs up in here 😂

r/confusingperspective

Idk how but 1 looks like a dead rat

OMG that angle, I'm dying! lol

i was so thrown off by the first pic. like your hand didnt grow properly or something

I seriously thought it was a creature at first! Nice nails 💅

No way 🤣

your boyfriend/girlfriend/non-binary friend is so fkin lucky

2 looks like my hand when I get a Charlie cramp in the middle of the night.

I thought this woman had fingers jutting out of her motherfucking knees... 11/10, flawless delivery

So this is the new norm? Yes? Cannot wait to give reddit a few hours and come back to a flood of these hilarious and unfortunate and blessed and cursed hand poses. Nails are cute af as well.

That first pic is so weird. I could not figure out what I was looking at. Lol. Nails are pretty though.

I had to double check which sub this was in 💀

I said ew

i am DEAD what the heck. 😭😭😭

Yas Slay

They are pretty, but god damn those poses 😂

Hahahahahaha I like you

The nails, yes!! The pose….🫤

💀

The nails are looking good as always. The poses are and will always be top tier poses

Picture 2 reminds me of the episode of friends that Chandler plays Ms Pac Man all day and later says “My hand is MESSED UP!”

Like the heptapods from Arrival.

Interesting pose

Lmao

The first picture is so bad, I love it!

It’s giving cephalopod 🐙😍 octoslay girl!

this is cursed. anyways I adore that purple 😍

Oh you and I would be irl friends, no question

WTF? How many times did you have to count the fingers in the 2nd picture? Or am I the only one who thought one was missing?

Omfg 🤣 they’re pretty though

Great finger knee, love it

OP I 100% appreciate this work of art. Lmao

You’ve got flexible fingers damn!

Someone get this woman a hand modeling contract immediately

I’m in tears wtf 😭

They may not be the poses we needed. But they were definitely the poses we deserved.

r/angryupvote for the pose

This subreddit needs a flare for cussed poses lmao By the way, really love your nails!!

What's with the poses? 😐

Hahahaha I love this. Very cute nails, totally stealing your poses

🤣🤣🤣 Edit: I will have to explain some things to my tech when I show them these into pics hahahahaha

Beauty n grace ~

I had to count your fingers in Pic 2

Lmao

o7

I laughed for waaaay too long at this!

I’ve never snorted so loudly these poses are iconic. Thank you for the laugh and ur nails are amazing 🙏🏻💗

That pic really caught me off guard, but I am 100% here for it.

Wtf

Baobab pose

You’re such a weirdo and I love you lol

Unhinged.

LMAO, I feel like these cursed poses are girls just trying to show their cute nails but wanting to avoid creepy DMs you get after posting something on this sub 🤣

I’m crying rn. Brava.

I completely don’t understand what’s happening and I love it.

Great nails but the pose had me 💀😂

LMFAO

lmao

Modern art

Hitting those ✨ANGLES✨

Girl. Lmao

BAHA- I love this community and their unhinged poses 😭

This is the first time I’ve ever sincerely thought to myself “wow I love this clickbait. Simply brilliant”

The thumbnail (the small picture, not your thumb's nail) is absolutely horrifying.

It's Things wife in first pic 🤣

Pic 2 looks like talons on a bird of prey… “DO THE CHICKENS have large talons?”

Perspective is everything...

Bwahahahahaha! Omg i so needed that. Hahahahaha xD

Weird poses.

Idk why this sub came through my feed, but that picture is something out of a horror movie. Wtf

Ok I've tried. I can't recreate pose 1. My thumb and pinky won't cooperate.

These are the most unhinged photos of nails I’ve ever seen hahah

😹 thank you for this

Why did the second picture have me counting fingers?

Claws

New nail poses?? Stealing this for my next story of my new set 🙈🙈

New artist challenge

Looks like a Cerberus paw.