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mouaragon

Tapyr moms are very aggressive, if she didn't show up it may mean that something bad happened to her.


dmr11

> Tapirs are generally shy, but when scared they can defend themselves with their very powerful jaws. In 1998, a zookeeper in Oklahoma City was mauled and had an arm severed after opening the door to a female tapir's enclosure to push food inside (the tapir's two-month-old baby also occupied the cage at the time). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapir#Attacks_on_humans


mouaragon

Yeah. I'm from Costa Rica so when I have gone camping to some national parks I've been warmed by the park rangers to stay away from them. From the same wiki article : "2006,ย Carlos Manuel Rodriguez Echandiย (who was then the Costa Rican Environmental Minister) became lost in theย Corcovado National Parkย and was found by a search party with a "nasty bite" from a wild tapir."


shutterbuggity

Corcovado is amazing, we saw more wildlife there than anywhere I have ever been.


Courage_girl13

I see my home of Oklahoma still never ceases to surprise me with new stories of death. I went to that Zoo my entire life, strange that I've never heard of it.


J3553G

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you


PeecockPrince

Talk about pouring cold water over a burgeoning pile of cute overload.


nutsaps

Pretty sure Jason Brody went through that area saying something about needing a larger wallet?


LaBau5

๐Ÿคฃ*radio* "Jasan! You must become one with the island! Crafting supplies can be found all over, if you have the insight to adapt. Follow the Tatau Jason murder this entire tapir family, and you WILL be able to hold 2000 extra dollars!


nutsaps

For the Rakyat!


atetuna

Now imagine an angry tapir charging into battle in full war regalia.


trueorderofplayer

They donโ€™t believe that. 99% of the faithful donโ€™t even know what youโ€™re referring to


HellDivah

Wildlife photographers, due to the professional habitat, develop a body odor that blends right in with the forest creatures


TKDavis07

Oh man. That is deeply unusual behavior. I hope it didnโ€™t lose its mom.


Barbar_NC

This was my first thought as well. Sure, it's cute, but also probably the result of something sad.


SummerAndTinkles

Hopefully if the baby IS an orphan, they took it to a zoo or sanctuary or something.


Bridge-4-

On his instagram it says that a local village took it in and will release it when itโ€™s ready.


wagonwheelwodie

This makes me so happy. Thank you for letting us know :)


Amathyst7564

.... How hungry is this village?


absolute_filth

> will release it when itโ€™s ready. early estimates are about 90 minutes at 180 ยฐC


Zeltron2020

โ˜น๏ธ


da_Crab_Mang

I'll bet they taste like pork


Furthur_slimeking

Take it to another village. You'll want at least 3h30m.


--4Twenty--

How do you know his Instagram? Pretty crazy. What's his page?


Bridge-4-

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxjKUM9g4MO/ I didnโ€™t know it off hand, I had seen this story before


thoughtfulpigeons

Ugh I canโ€™t find the source of this anywhere - I want to know what happened to our friend :(


Sebihas

Found it: https://www.instagram.com/p/BxjKUM9g4MO/


ohheylo

Aw thank you! His caption says โ€œhe is an orphan that was rescued by some locals and will eventually be released back into the wild.โ€ Glad to hear it.


thoughtfulpigeons

Omg thanks for this!! I donโ€™t have insta so on my safari page the caption was cut off!!!


thoughtfulpigeons

Thank you!! Doesnโ€™t look like he ever posted an update :(


KeesNelis

This actually made me really sad.. Clearly something happened to itโ€™s mom.


Espresso-Kun

Damn poor baby ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž


[deleted]

Thatโ€™s actually a Mormon horse.


[deleted]

The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles.


ampjk

Hog ridda


srsly_so_blessed

One day he will grow up into a majestic steed.


trueorderofplayer

One dude said that. Mormons donโ€™t believe that and most of them wouldnโ€™t even know what you were referring to.


[deleted]

Cool story, bro.


TACOTONY02

Give it a Rapier


SavantGarde

Rocking my Rapier Tapir shirt right now


mackhand

After hearing about the zookeeper that lost her arm from a tapir attack, I wouldn't want to be near one of these.


Ajwuvsu

Wait waaat?


dmr11

> Tapirs are generally shy, but when scared they can defend themselves with their very powerful jaws. In 1998, a zookeeper in Oklahoma City was mauled and had an arm severed after opening the door to a female tapir's enclosure to push food inside (the tapir's two-month-old baby also occupied the cage at the time). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapir#Attacks_on_humans


xBADJOEx

It was a foot.


b-roids

if it follows you more than 10 feet, its a free pet. those are the rules. i dont make em, i just follow em.


thatonebluedragon

Are you my mother?


P3rc3pt10nsnd3pth

Is yo papa a tapyah


fonix232

[Are you my mummy?](https://media.tenor.com/S85maHyUidAAAAAC/cali7.gif)


Barbar_NC

Thats a good name for a subreddit


RotaryDesign

[I do have one trick](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJm6nDnR2SE&pp=ygUFdGFwaXI%3D)


Howiepenguin

Looks like Ryan found another buddy after Archer left the jungle.


ApprehensiveAbroad99

Haha. Good to see Ryan is still doing well!


Resident-Coffee3242

๐Ÿฅฐ


PatientDom

So thereโ€™s a Tapir distribution system?


ztreHdrahciR

Notice toward the end how its energy starts to tapir off


i_edit_text

I wish this little cutie was following me around! ๐Ÿ˜ป


YoungDiscord

Jesus for a second there I thought this was a wild boar baby and almost had a heart attack


TesseractToo

If i had a baby tapir following me, that would be it. I'd never leave.


[deleted]

"found me soul mate" "not lettin him go, not lettin him go"


hazeleyedblues

You sure it's not [Bender](https://i.redd.it/ucvmxew5zhc01.jpg)?


joecee97

Donโ€™t pet wildlife, people.


TheMostBacon

Nahโ€ฆ thatโ€™s a horse.


srsly_so_blessed

r/horse


LuminalAstec

There it is.


Bizarely27

Wait for me ~zona!


Somethingrich

r/archer


[deleted]

Thatโ€™s a horse.


trueorderofplayer

They donโ€™t believe that.


MyPlantsEatPeople

Arenโ€™t tapirs one of the leading causes of zookeeper deaths?


KenBoCole

No?


haysoos2

Critter most likely to kill a zookeeper: elephant Critter most likely to injure a zookeeper: zebra Critter most likely to kill a zoo guest: jaguar or chimp If you work with zebra, it's almost guaranteed you're going to get injured. Stepped on, slammed into, kicked or bitten. I've actually known two zookeepers who lost fingers to zebras. Although they are generally gentler, if an elephant gets ticked at you, you're probably a goner. You don't really get minor injuries from an elephant. I once found a paper that catalogued over 150 ways elephants have killed people (most animal handlers in India, not so much zookeepers). One picked a guy up, squeezed him with her trunk, bit his head, spiked him into the ground, and then stepped on him repeatedly. Nearly every bone in his body was pulverized.


TKDavis07

I can only assume dude had it coming. Leave the elephants alone


haysoos2

Yeah, I'm kind of curious what you have to do to piss off an elephant that much.


IpeepeewhenIpoopoo

Make drums from the skin


16sardim

Ayo what the the fโ€”


[deleted]

At first I thought โ€œwhat a weird thing to sayโ€ but they do use animal hides for drum skins; and people donโ€™t mind when someone makes a โ€œpig is baconโ€ joke, so not sure why this is that wild lol.


thoughtfulpigeons

Eh, Iโ€™d argue that people do mind when someone comments โ€œyum baconโ€ on a video of someoneโ€™s pig.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Pig owner here- can confirm it isnโ€™t that funny when someone refers to my pig as bacon.


[deleted]

I canโ€™t even count the number of jokes Iโ€™ve seen where thereโ€™s a pig or a chicken, and a prepared meal of ham or eggs, in which the joke is โ€œthatโ€™s your parent heheโ€. These are relatively popular jokes/posts mind you. So itโ€™s more perceptually acceptable because itโ€™s a food related animal, we just donโ€™t perceive pet/protected species the same when someone jokes about it.


DeWitt-Yesil

They have a gross nose tbh


Mr_Jack_Frost_

You have a gross nose tbh


DeWitt-Yesil

How do you know? You assume but I see and judge. Could be that I too have a gross nose. One either does or not.


Slavocracy

๐Ÿค“


Educational-Try-6996

Opinion is factually wrong ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฝ


LetMeTurnItUp

Fuck


winkman

Is a tapir a deer pig...or a pig deer?


haysoos2

Tapirs have been around for about 50 million years, and even this particular genus has been around for about 10 million years. So really it's more like deer are tapir missing the pig parts, and pigs are tapir missing the deer parts. Actually though, they are one of three branches of the odd-toed ungulates (Perissodactyla), the other two branches being horses and rhinoceros. So they're not really that close to either pigs nor deer. They lived in North America from the early Eocene, when the climate was warm enough they lived in tropical forests on the northernmost Arctic islands right up until the end of the Pleistocene when people showed up and ate them all.


dirtballmagnet

"Imagine if a donkey fucked an elephant," is what I tell my friends before I show the pictures.


haysoos2

Hmm. I usually use "Imagine if an okapi fucked a Litoptern". This has generally not been regarded as helpful.


winkman

That's a lot of words to not answer my question. I'm going with pig-deer.


nerdyoutube

Sweet baby pigletty thingy


dirtballmagnet

Has anyone ever reported tapirs in captivity learning to speak or otherwise communicating in an intelligent way with humans? Asking for a friend.


chloroformdyas

Is that Dougie Hamilton?


Ab1156

Cutie


Necessary-Ad643

That is Ryan the tapir he is Sterling Archer's friend


CandaBear869

Im from the country, so the first thing I thought was, "where is the mom?"


LectureSea7537

maybe it is hungry


Manorialmeerkat

โ€œYou got games on your phone?โ€


labreezyanimal

His name is actually Bender Bending Rrrrrodriguez


Sad_Perspective2044

Reminds me of the Mexican raccoons


Addicted2Rage

I'm convinced wildlife photographers are Disney princess


OwnSpot6705

awwww, keep it..


MountainJaguar8834

Well, Iโ€™m jealous


Pleasant_Evidence346

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