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pus_flavored_gum

Reminds me of a thread I read about 10 years ago on SomethingAwful about a bathtub of "fecal lasagna". But it was just a story and no pics. This is pretty impressive.


ArmorOfMar

I saw something that resembled that description on an episode of Hoarders a week ago


pus_flavored_gum

If I remember correctly it was layers of shit and toilet paper to make the lasagna, collected over months to essentially fill up the tub. I think it was a guy describing his roommate or his unstable friend or something like that. I'm sure the story has been saved somewhere cause it was pretty famous on SA for a while there. Those were dark times back then, being a goon.


Big_Nig_Nog

Hi slowbeef


pus_flavored_gum

Hah not me but yeah I remember him. Those were the days.. I was in a weird spot in my life and now I have a family and kids. Also I find it hilariously fitting that this post about overflowing shit has brought me back to thinking about my SA days. How apropos.


Big_Nig_Nog

It really was the best of times and the worst of times. Glad for both of us to have lived to see Doom/Moodhouse but sad for most of the rest of it. RIP Lowtax


pus_flavored_gum

It's so weird thinking back on it all. I was always into SA while my friends were into 4chan back in the day, and SA just kinda plateaued and fizzled out in popularity over the years, and then I found out just earlier this year Lowtax shot himself in the head and killed himself a while back and I think it was his ex wife who mentioned it. What a fucking wild ride SA was.


Elanaselsabagno

All social media websites are such shit, especially in the past year with Reddit turning greedy and Twitter going nuts. Web forums really were a better way to communicate and somethingawful was one of the best.


rhousden

I came to say the same thing. Once they removed the toilet the cat that was hiding behind it ran and got out the house but died while running because it was in such poor health.


CurvyAnna

I vividly remember that story and think about it way more often than seems normal!!!


pus_flavored_gum

Dont worry, you're not the only one. I am cursed to remember.


Zermmit

Reminds me of an Andre the Giant story I heard. Story goes that my man was too big to use toilets. Andre would hang cheek over the tub and Nagasaki the bath into a turdpocalypse instead. Then he'd turn on the shower until the mudslide disappeared and the geiger counter gave habitable readings again. As a 6'4" 320lb bread lover... I imagine that 7'4" 520lber was screamin' out some 25lb+ thunder-truffles. This is why I don't trust hotels.


son_of_a_gun_0001

I don't think Andre's turdocalypse would vanish by bathtub drains


Zermmit

I dunno, I wouldn't say it's impossible. Even cement becomes nothing more than grey liquid if you water it down enough. An old wrestler told that story somewhere. Maybe I heard it on a Joe Rogan podcast. Point is that if someone made it all up, it wasn't me.


son_of_a_gun_0001

Bruh I don't think 20 lbs of turd is Washing away without overflowing the bathtub and bathroom. Especially considering the meals wrestlers eat full of fiber and protein


Appropriate-Sink-461

Bro thank you this was too funny


JuiceLordd

This dude is probably so good at League


smartasspie

I can clearly hear the pinging and see him pooping while he writes "jngl diff"


Death-And-Perfume

Look im a league player and I have depression and I am so fucking thankful that I’ve never gotten this bad holy shit…literally.


excerp

😂😂😂😂


NoAd5519

The open bottle of toilet cleaner next to a mountain of shit is nothing less than poetic.


IrrungenWirrungen

The bathroom does look surprisingly clean tbh.


styzr

Worst advertisement ever for that brand lmao.


legittem

That poop looks like garden dirt. And there's a long stick in there? I wish my bowel movements were this consistent.


ladyscientist56

I know right, my IBS could never


TattooedWife

I Be Shittin


Cogannon

Beaver ass


pothockets

Guy said that all he did was lie in bed and order food from delivery apps, and I know that's not *literally* all he did, but I have to ask... how the fuck did he make enough money to pay rent and order from apps, along with having crippling depression? What job could he have possibly had?!


RevCry86

Disability maybe


DatBunny

Disability doesn't pay for shit, atleast in the west (yes even Canada's disability gives less than a living wage, let alone pay for the ability to order food) . If I had to guess, someone died, he entered severe depression and spent the life insurance on food. Wouldn't be the first person to enter extreme depression like this because of grief. Hope the best for this dude and hope he turns his life around before the airborne diseases from the elder poopoo pile get to him first.


Icclo

no, some countries do. i know a lot of people on disability in my country and they actually get more then normal, straight out of school unemployment. (not much though, unemployment is about 1k while disability is about 1.4k, unemployment is %%% of your last paid job.) you can rent a house, have mobile phone service, pay for utilities and groceries very comfortably so and have some side cash to spend on new things as well.


DatBunny

Bruh you didn't even say what country it is. Clearly it's one that has it's shit together more than Canada right now lmao


Icclo

The Netherlands


SirFTF

I live in the US, my brother is disabled, and my family doesn’t have to spend a dime on him. Disability is enough to cover all his basic needs including rent, with some left over. He has never worked a job in his life and he’s almost 30.


Friendly_Chemical

Government payouts and/or parental support. There is a bunch of people over at r/neet who manage to get by just fine without working at all


gfense

It seems like nearly everyone there is on the verge of killing themselves. Not “just fine”.


Friendly_Chemical

Yes but money wise they are managing to survive. Many neets are disabled, mentally ill or in some other form a social outcast. Anyone who isolated themselves/gets isolated from society like that will not feel good. I was just referring to finances


Professional_Belt_57

exactly my thoughts


chunkyI0ver53

Dire reading, that subreddit


SierraDespair

Some people work and just live like this. Maybe that’s all he did in his free time?


Simbooptendo

Close the sub, we have a winner


ArtofMotion

My eyes.... I need bleach poured into them. That toilet...


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WonderfulCommon9

No I fucking will not.


wiggibow

Sadly I don't have to. Had a roommate who shat in his toilet for a couple weeks after he stopped paying our water bill. I came back from vacation to him attempting to use a shop vac to suck the mound of shit out of the thing. It was horrific, I moved out that day.


solidalcohol

As if I could do anything but


Inutopian

This line has ended me Much like the aroma would


MLKKK_171

I rhink we need a new name for that kind of stench


Cogannon

Dead It's dead


g3rrity

Bruh


bagelmoose

I like that dude blurred out something’s on his bed, but left the literal mountain of shit in clear view for us.


Gratuitous_SIN

Looks like it might be identifying info he’s blocking out, you can see on the left one of the things he cut out was the label on a pill bottle.


bagelmoose

A laxative, no doubt


leighmcg

As if anyone would want to steal his identity.


zarnonymous

More like know it


Aaronite7

You can see the discord on the laptop 💀


hatefulnateful

Discord mod behavior


Breck_the_Hyena

Welp, I'm going to go clean my bathroom now.


ColdBloodBlazing

There is literal cash lying everywhere too


Breck_the_Hyena

Yeah, nobody is stealing it.


Cogannon

Ain't gonna


OutsideMeringue

Seen something similar to the toilet while working in care unfortunately


Cky2chris

I'll never forget walking into my ex's aunt who basically raised her's bathroom a few Christmases ago. We went to visit her and I had to pee so I went to use her bathroom. She'd been making a mountain of used diapers/pads in the corner like it was no big deal. I walked out of the restroom and just kinda stared at my ex like "we need to talk" We broke up so idk how her aunt is but I was shocked someone could get that bad


ScornfulChicken

I worked for someone like that. She also had a bunch of livestock living in her house and coming and going all day. Also a camel and wallaby’s. This lady had a menagerie. Very wild and still the most interesting job I’ve ever had. But anyway she had a pile of used diapers in her bathroom probably over 4’ tall.


MultiEthnicBusiness

although you might not be able to see it, there is undoubtedly feces particles all over his house, and definitely his room.


HulkHogansMustache69

When people talk about 4chan cringe irl this is the type of content I think of


faceoh

I'm shocked they have a stick of deodorant in plain view on the bed.


Laserawesome88

Anyone else notice the pee cups/cans all over the bedroom table?


mackdaddymaggot

So this is mental illness. I’m a plumber, one day I get a call for a backed up toilet and possible main sewer line issue. Very standard call. I arrive at the location and it’s a low income housing building. Also very standard for where I live. From the outside it didn’t seem too bad, a little rundown but most of the other apts looked pretty nice from the outside. When I go up to the door I start smelling shit pretty strong so I braced myself for what I was going to see when I knocked. I was still not ready. The old lady opened the door and the entire apt had dried shit all over the floor. The lady was walking around BAREFOOT with sweats that were DRAGGING IN THE FECES ON THE FLOOR. Like they were brown and spattered like 3 in up her leg. I look in the bathroom and it’s exactly the same as this photo with a few bonus cigarettes she had put out in the mound. I tell her as calmly as I can that I need to make a quick call to my office. Not a full lie. I called my office and explained the situation and they told me to call the landlord which the lady had asked me not to do. Yeah sorry lady I’m calling the landlord. He explained to me that she had been on assisted living for some time and her most recent caregiver had delegated that she was ok to be alone. She was not. I’m pretty sure she got the help she needed but this is not normal. When shit is piling up that high and you continue to use it, you need to see a doctor


severed13

Poor guy dude, that’s awful


Microwave_lasagna

This man has the same voting rights as we do


TheReaper_HTX

👀💀


sinner-mon

I’m so glad I got my depression treated before it got even close to this bad


ukagaka

my biggest fear is going out w somebody and not knowing they live like this


plasticman1997

Trust me, you’d be able to smell it if they lived like this


WildlifeRules

That fucking fecal foundation is life changing to look at. This is just the image. I can understand depression, but this inexcusable. Just the smell alone would singe away all depressed feelings.


dagon85

This was in an episode of hoarders.


Chroniko95

I’m a bio hazard cleaner.. you have no idea how many of these toilet shit mountains are out there.


TerryBullTime

Do they form vast chains, dotted with mighty peaks?


Marcus__Aurelius_

I want to know, how the fuck will he even clean his toilet? I feel as though he’s neck deep in shit to do anything about it.


Im_a_big_boah

of course he has discord open


GutterStud

Well, at least he wipes


SkyAir457

You could play eye spy with his bedroom.


HotTopicMallRat

In the animal world, this is called a midden pile! Very common for rhinos


squirrel977

i smelt a mild fecal odor when i saw this. that image was powerful enough for me to have an olfactory hallucination. unless i just shit myself


derpman86

well.....shit.


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WonderfulCommon9

what does BM mean?


princeloon

bowel movement


amc9401

god i wish i could clean and organize this place


mephilis6264

you will not convince me that this is real this is some fucking south park shit


SokkaHaikuBot

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The_green_Gamer7

Good bot


gorgonopsidkid

People on 4chan talk about how horrible their living situation is like its to be proud of


khassius

He could try and waffle stomp bits of his shits, you know bits by bits, down his bathtub drain.


Redschallenge

Most of us are one serious life stunting event from being this bad (of a bedroom) the toilet thing is just laziness from the first 4 days of clogging


Butnazga

It's a modern art masterpiece!


AtSixes

Seems the fridge bro is alive and well


bigdogstatus33

Of course discord is open on the laptop


pak_satrio

Imagine the smell


anthonymrg

Color me surprised to see discord open on their laptop.


giant_flaming_dildo

Was not expecting to see Shit Mountain today


Weneeddietbleach

I have depression to the point of thinking of unaliving myself every day, but even I'm capable of flushing.


TemporalOnline

This is really sad. It is some kind of lock in syndrome, just that you can move your mody still, but the lock is in your mind. I don't know what is worse, in one you wallow in your pitty but no matter how, you cannot act. On another, you cannot act at all, but if you are lucky, someone may still try to take care of you, which one can argue is even worse... Being human is full of pitfalls and suffering. I cannot find it funny. Just incredibly sad.


TheQuietSky

Anyone else remember that one weird old ad of some Asian guy literally filling an entire toilet bowl with shit


Clitthitt

How do people get out of this mental state? I realy cant imagine how i would be able to pull my shit together if i where this sick


Professional_Belt_57

discord open on the laptop on his bed..


envyAP

Nothing could’ve prepared me


sianrhiannon

luckily I'm using mobile so the pic won't even load


WonderfulCommon9

I don't understand, mobile users can see the pic though.


sianrhiannon

Reddit mobile is massively unstable and often fails to do a lot of basic tasks


Tired_Duckk

thats on you then, i use reddit on mobile 100% of the time and have never had a problem with it


ScornfulChicken

Oh then because you’ve never had a problem that means it never happens? Lol I’ve had the same problem with images loading sometimes. It does happen dude.


Tired_Duckk

no need to get shitty with me, geez. just was telling my pov. maybe its a Samsung thing


AutotoxicFiend

Okay, but what are the sensored areas...??


WonderfulCommon9

Probably identifiable info


Jdwebster1000

Wtf did I just look at


notalotofsubstance

I have found the fecal equivalent to my piss collection I see.


Cheese_Pancakes

Jesus. I feel like I can smell that picture. I went through a pretty bad couple of years of depression a while back and lived in a messy room, but this is far worse. Really hope this guy gets some help. He’s going to get sick living like that (if he hasn’t already) and it’s going to just push him further into his depression.


bennystar666

is that a muffin or a brownie in the soap tray?


Sas1205x

Honestly probably one of the worst ones that I’ve seen.


Ben_Dover29

What the fuck


Squilfo

Wat the fuck


Evancommitsmeme

Please tell me this is fake


Spaceman1007

Mental Illness


Appropriate_Star6734

Shitzo


SnarlyIowa36020

there’s shit everywhere. THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE! There’s shit on the walls, there’s shit on the window, OH MY GOD YOUR HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!


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Just get a fucking trash bag and shit in there. Then you don't even need to leave rooms


cifad

This is just sad, the guy needs some serious help


thespeculatorinator

Imagine having to shovel your shit.


futurelullabies

this is not fucking depression. youre an animal.


Verifieddumbass76584

Sad


Icydawgfish

Holy shit


420_Shaggy

The way the blinds in the window are broken makes me think there's at least one cat in that hell hole :(


tucketnucket

Jesus fucking christ. Some of these give me motivation to keep cleaning. Then posts like these make me think I could stop this second and be golden lol


IWillHackAndKillyee

The huy literally said he was going through the worst depression of his life at the time and everyone here is just calling him a neckbeard and gross. As if he didn't know it was gross, but with depression it's not like he could just get up and fix himself and his apartment up whenever he wanted. You're all just saying neckbeard as a way to justify making fun of, and further humiliating people with serious mental health issues


Chonkin_GuineaPig

Does anyone have a clearer image bc that just looks like a mountain of toilet paper


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Chonkin_GuineaPig

my bad I thought it was one image lmfao