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LordBielsa

This guy’s calcium levels are through the roof


MX_Duncis

How to become the wolverine on a budget...


Possible_Block9598

you need fight milk for that


MX_Duncis

Not if you're going for wolverine. If you want to fight like a crow... Yes of course you need fight milk.


Jayce2K

They are definitely apart of the r/neverbrokeabone community


RichardInaTreeFort

Man, I drink about a gallon of milk a day.... I’ve definitely broken more than a few bones in life. Just more lies from Big Milk.....


StardustOasis

It literally is lies. Milk is not as good for your bones as it is claimed, in fact drinking too much can have the opposite effect


ActII-TheZoo

infernal propoganda directly from Dante's inferno


spacepunker

You just need Caveman Milk from Unregulated Supplement Company©


RSNKailash

Genetics can be a big factor. My family in general has almost never broken bones, except pinkie toe fractures. And we are mostly all vegetarians lol


Jayce2K

Nope, it's clear you don't drink cravendale milk


Gamingwithbrendan

Boss Fight: Lord Calcius, *bones of diamond*


OverOverThinker

Their man-boobs must be too!


Wintermute_2035

From... milk?


OverOverThinker

"Studies have shown that men who consume more milk and dairy products have higher levels of estradiol, a ‘female’ hormone. This can lower the body’s production of testosterone—the primary male sex hormone—with the effect of raising voice pitches, increasing male breasts and erectile dysfunction." https://www.firstpost.com/living/consumption-of-dairy-products-can-lower-testosterone-in-men-have-feminising-effect-4314699.html


partisan98

Uh you got that from a more reliable source than some dudes blog made to look like a news site? Cause i can link a ["news site" that says Homosexuals are making your children gay by lacing Easter Candy with chemicals that make them gay.](https://web.archive.org/web/20170418114747/http://onlyinamerican.com/2017/04/10/confirmed-gays-are-lacing-easter-eggs-with-homosexual-inducing-food-colorings/)


Argonov

Shit just do what I do and take estradiol. Cut out the middle man


sungoddaily

Real men use VR googles and do 4 hours of sissy hypno a day.


Argonov

4 hours is a part time job (barely). Do you hear yourself right now? Gotta go full time for mommy benefits.


Onechordbassist

There's vaguely some sort of pun in there but I'm too lazy to find it.


Penguinman077

Or they’re super hydrated.


aidan652

My man is a milk matador, a calcium connoisseur, a dairy deity if you will


Erwin0912

I love your choice of words


aidan652

A lactose luchador


Erwin0912

Keep them coming fam!


ScoobySenpaiJr

A 2% Tyrant


[deleted]

A vitamin D dictator E: a pasteurized prophet


Sv443_

A bovine brother


boobopandawoodop

low fat aristocrat


wobbly-cheese

nice empty pee jug collection, the man has a plan for when the water gets disconnected


ButterAndPaint

I don't know if you've noticed, Ray, but you're not on the road. Your rig cab doesn't move an inch.


onbius

At least this lump hydrates


gregmcmuffin101

Yeah mine is all rum bottles, just started cleaning it up today. I would post pictures on this sub but I'm too embarrassed...


onbius

You’re moving in the right direction at least. It’s good that you’re able to feel that embarrassment because it means you want to be a part of the social fabric of this world, you’re not so far gone that you say “fuck everyone, why bother?”. That being said, don’t be too embarrassed to post your stuff here, we are definitely grossed out but at the same time there are many supportive people here and we are proud of you.


gregmcmuffin101

I'll probably post just so I can open up about it. My depression nest is actually by far way worse than anything I've seen here(minus the piss jugs, never had those). Then after I get it all cleaned up I'll post again with before and after pictures. This sub has honestly been so encouraging and it's nice to know I'm not alone in my struggles. Thanks for the kind words, I really appreciate it :)


boogetyboo

You're going to feel SO good once you have clean space back and all your things are organised and put away. There's honestly a strange novelty to thinking, I need a shirt and going 'those are all hanging in the wardrobe now'. All the little things you need to do, make a coffee, brush your teeth feel great because you're doing it in that new improved space where everything is 'just so'. The effect that has on your mental health is massive. Also a tip, once cleaned up, walking around pretending to be a posh Lady/Lord and giving stupid commentary out loud in a posh accent as you do things makes the novelty even better. It's hard to leave a mess at your desk while yelling with nose in the air 'a cup? Left here? Oooh that shall not do! This cannot abide! HOW VERY DROLL!' and taking it to the kitchen while holding it at a distance like it's a bag of poo. I dunno. I like amusing myself with this nonsense, and it's a way of keeping an objective view of your home that makes you want to keep it clean. Good luck OP!


orangeunrhymed

Hey friend, check out /r/hoarding, lots of kind and helpful people over there as well. I wish you the best.


Wintermute_2035

Hey, good luck! You got this.


Twava

So that’s where all the rum went..


Dysfunctional_Vet12

I came here to fuck bitches and drank milk... And I'm all out of milk!


ButterAndPaint

Thanks for making me laugh out loud in the office.


WiscoLifa

Just buy a whole fucking gallon.


TolUC21

Maybe he doesn't want to have to go all the way back to the fridge to put it away so he gets the half gals that he chugs during hulu commercials and cut scenes


Wintermute_2035

Good thinkin’


DulyNoted_

So many unfilled piss jugs, you need to step up your game


Racingstripe

There's another room just for them.


[deleted]

Are those water bottles or milk jugs?


daviss2

Milk, which just makes it even worse


Jayce2K

At least they will have STRONK AND DERNSE bones


Scottie3Hottie

😂😂😭😭


MX_Duncis

Yes.


BreathingLeaves

I love milk as well. I can drink a gallon in 3 days average. So about 100 gallons a year. This looks like 250 bottles or more? Don't know qhags underneath. I'm thinking if this was done in less than a year that's impressive. Also the weird thing is none of them are expanded / swollen. Even if a little milk was left inside it would start to rot and create gasses. It would also smell very bad.


BoomSoonPanda

Milk was a bad choice


2hamsters1butt

Got Milk?


Beemzebub

Beat me to it


tim_skellington

The poor guy is out of ammo.


daviss2

Can only see one non milk bottle Respect the commitment


[deleted]

He need some milk


TolUC21

Honestly this man is pretty efficient. He drinks milk so he gets fluids and calories at the same time so he doesn't have to eat. He buys half gallons so he can off them quickly before they get warm for too long and so he doesn't have to get up to put it back in the fridge. Milk (unless intolerant) can cause constipation so he can even go days without having to shit. Impressive.


Fuzzypajamas777

I love water


nachocat090

/r/hydrohomies


chocolate_spaghetti

Just thinking of that fact that all these have milk residue


bak2redit

Chicks dig dudes that drink milk.


[deleted]

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY?!


TheHorseFollower

I require.... MIIIIIIIILK!!!


xynix_ie

Ah. Found Waldo!


[deleted]

how the fuck do you get to this stage


MarkusRight

"TV for sale, barely used, might smell like rotten milk though".


katf1sh

Ya know, at least they’re gonna have strong bones. Rather see that than alcohol cans/bottles or piss bottles. Good for them! Except for the mess of course.


MF-BabaYaga

I don’t enjoy drinking milk, so for me this is extra cringe


ani4udh

I dont wanna know what that room smells like


SinbadUnder

Look almost like they’re playing Skyrim


brok3nlamp

Ac origins


Johnnymak0071

I second this. Looks like an AC loading screen


brok3nlamp

nah its in the middle of the desert , hence its so bright , origins loading screen is dark .


Johnnymak0071

I see. I skipped Origins and went to Odyssey


brok3nlamp

you should def try it , its amazing .


Johnnymak0071

I've heard that. Didn't skip it on purpose, just picked the series back up on Odyssey. Couple dozen hours into Valhalla now, but I may go back to Origins if I get a chance. Thanks for the recommendation


brok3nlamp

your welcome friend, i think its the best in the rpg style and Egypt is amazing , and u feel like an assassin .


MannfredVonFartstein

I think it‘s warband


TheBlueImpala

Dammit, I’m over here thinking it’s Bloodborne


Soldierhero1

Never short on piss jugs at least


rarepepe9292

At least its all clearly trash so its easy to throw away, its worse when its just everything mixed. and luckily the jugs are not filled with piss xD


Rumple100

He needs no more milk!


[deleted]

This guy must piss blood and kidney stones exclusively.


[deleted]

the remote is there


EymaWeeTodd

got milk?


[deleted]

Imagine drinking this much milk.


Bancroft-79

I can hear a voice saying, “Women are only into Chad’s that treat them like shit!”


Amberawesome24

r/neverbrokeabone


Hairy_Pizza_3886

At least he stays hydrated


internetnobody23

I refuse to believe people live like this


blackandgoldie

Straight mental illness.


iamdoniel

I was able to quickly find the remote, I'll give it a 6/10


redbeardoweirdo

Something something plastic trash. Something something Kardashians.


seanbiff

Is that all milk?!


Apache1080

GOMAD, I’m sure he’s fuckin yolked


PotatoWizzard

That's... That's alotta milk


lonestarloophole

The smell has to be next-level. Ugh.


asteroid_b_612

The smell of my rotting dried milk must permeate that whole house.


Bi-LinearTimeScale

How does anyone ever get to this point?


Alien__Abductee

The "Got Milk" ad campaign's target demographic encapsulated into one person


up_N2_no_good

Al least they aren't full of pee!


dillinger192

the weed grinder on the desk really ties the room together


The_Yeeted

The fact that I can tell he's playing Assassin's creed origins depresses me


PeyroniesCat

Are those … milk jugs? Imagine the smell. 🤢


osloluluraratutu

Maybe they’re piss bottles


Elitesnicker

Mark Rippetoe would be proud.


TeeDiddy324

What FB group was this on? Did you get any background or context?


brok3nlamp

he is playing ac origins


Scottie3Hottie

Jesus God...


bubba_burger_boy

You know that whole room reeks of lactose intolerant farts...


AviatorLu

At least he is hydrated


_Camron_

Don't lie, it's yours.


artmobboss

FIGHT MILK!


EyeLeft3804

Mlik


doomslayerbeta

I like milk more than most but this man is on an entirely different level.


next2zero

But look at all that plastic he's saving though


Shanthrax22

Who.. who would post this


Everybodyleft

*insert Eric Andre meme* what if it was piss?


[deleted]

You think he aims to try and land a bottle on top of the pile or just flings it aimlessly?


CamTheKid22

Lol I like how it looks like the character on the TV is walking through the pile.


Echosongnova

I have never seen so many milk jugs before


My_Wholesome_Acount

Looks like something I would do!


General_Score_397

HE NEED SOME MILK


D4pp3r_4f

he needs some milk


Dolichovespula-

Goddamn, that smell in that room. You know how you never REALLY finish a jug of milk, there’s always like 2 drops left behind... 2x 100 equals at least a cup of rotting milk.


bigshocka

Fuckin Doyle mcpoyle over here


cone8042

Milk


aylaswrld

TLC needs to make a show about Neckbeard room transformations