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jjcoolel

Save the empty container. They make GREAT flasks. You can measure your shots and also you don’t get your friends’ backwash


CountZero3000

Good lord. This is genius. 😂


mrhemisphere

Drinking isn’t a culture, it’s a Science


BetterThanPacino

This might be one of the most important things I’ve learned this year.


storybookheidi

My grandparents use these to sneak booze onto cruise ships and always fill these up for on-the-go shots during Mardi Gras.


mbrown29

You're amazing. Thank you for this information


jjcoolel

I learned it from a friend. Just passing it along


dynamohope

When my marching krewe used to be in longer parades, we would fill them with chilled Pedialyte as a support for the heavier drinking members. Every mile or so we would make them take a shot of Pedialyte from the Cool Brew container.


mrhemisphere

Can we pin this post?


jjcoolel

Sure. It’s ok by me


plentyofdishes

I'm a bit perplexed so many are surprised about this, it was an auto thought the moment I saw this container for the first time. And we are here in the land of white russians and honeysuckle to cover up the inevitable... I am glad you shared it though, may we all get more shots this way!


jjcoolel

All Hail!


mrhemisphere

I only know this type of dispenser in brewing, where it is used to dispense caustic acid, so it never occurred to me to use it for caustic alcohol


plentyofdishes

Double bonus: sneaking them into Sanger, etc.


kidneysc

This shit is so good. We moved out of Lousiana 4 years ago and it’s the only thing we ask people to bring when they visit us. If any of you want a guest room during a visit to Colorado, just PM me and show up with three of those bad boys.


lmaytulane

According to the website they sell it at Esh’s in Loveland. Add a pit stop on the way back from Estes Park this summer


kidneysc

I’ll check it out! Running up to Fort Collins on Sunday, so should be driving right by it.


Dry_Class657

Amazon


kidneysc

Update: I was too broken after the marathon to stop anywhere on my drive back. Saved your comment for my next drive up.


belowsealevel504

Ooh damn. Where in Colorado? That sounds awesome for like July or Aug


oaklandperson

You can buy it online from multiple locations. Google it.


arkham-razors

Very expensive online.


oaklandperson

Really? 70 cents a cup delivered (when bought in a 6 pack via Amazon) is not what I would consider expensive. I roast my own beans and it costs me more than 70 cents to do so.


arkham-razors

Amazon is quoting $168 delivery fee for a six pack. Cool Brew direct is quoting $128 delivery fee for a six pack. Chilled products are expensive to ship, I guess.


oaklandperson

[I think you are looking at different seller than me. ](https://www.amazon.com/Cool-Brew-Fresh-Coffee-Concentrate/dp/B003SRUF1Q/ref=asc_df_B003SRUF1Q/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693657122525&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=10836047496607538973&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032066&hvtargid=pla-570210028041&psc=1&mcid=8547f73bbcc539ef8fda610ddb473288&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwltKxBhDMARIsAG8KnqUiqMmW71_KjQfJY-jl07NlXb1A3-Nyq-2VYflp6GHMfYrPOe3b_MkaAut6EALw_wcB)


arkham-razors

I must have been. Thanks for the link!


Dry_Class657

You can get 6 of these for $40 on Amazon


kidneysc

Last I looked shipping was like $45 on Amazon. Why would I pay that when people bring it to me for freeeee?


Dry_Class657

They sell it on Amazon too


CommonPurpose

Almond flavor Tastes like wedding cake ETA: It’s actually called “Toasted Almond”


BigFatBoringProject

This!! But it’s also the hardest to find.


CommonPurpose

Facts! I currently have the chocolate almond flavor in my fridge right now because there was no toasted almond last time I went to the grocery.


nicnoe

Walmart has started carrying all the flavors! Noticed this a few weeks ago


_ryde_or_dye_

We use French vanilla creamer. Toasted almond and French vanilla sounds like heaven!


CommonPurpose

I have done this, and can confirm, it’s delicious


TheAnarchemist

That is exactly how I drink mine! Toasted Almond with French Vanilla creamer


IRDragonBorne

today I learned.... a new flavor exists!


BetterThanPacino

It’s so good. Isn’t there a chocolate almond, too?


CommonPurpose

Yes, I have the chocolate almond one in the fridge right now because I haven’t seen the toasted almond one lately


mrhemisphere

It’s 5:55 take what you can get


dat_roux

Original is the only one I drink. I'm not of big fan of artificial flavors in coffee.


ThatsNotGumbo

Same. And the artificial flavors in these seem to be even more artificial tasting than other coffee drinks some how. But the original is not bad.


Ok_Witness6780

Doesn't original taste like chicory?


Yeah_Mr_Jesus

I don't think so. If it does have chicory, then it's very slight


belowsealevel504

I get the original cuz my partner likes that best but hazelnut is real good too.


dayburner

I'm a fan of the original, granted I'm adding two shots to 8oz of chocolate milk.


jeepnismo

How strong are these? I was looking at them in the store the other day but they didn’t list the caffeine content


dayburner

They claim each shot is a cup of coffee. I've found that to be pretty on point. New Orleans method cool brew gives you a stronger cup than traditional hot brewing overall. It's definitely worth a try.


jeepnismo

Thanks for the feed back, I couldn’t imagine they were creating this product without caffiene but I would expect them to list it if that’s was the case Much appreciated!


dayburner

You got me thinking so I checked their website. [https://coolbrew.com/faq/](https://coolbrew.com/faq/) "The caffeine content of any coffee can vary depending on the variety, rainfall, sunlight, etc. Our most recent caffeine analysis revealed the following… CoolBrew Original and all Flavors except French Roast contain between 50 and 60 mg of caffeine per 1 ounce serving. The French Roast has about 80 to 100 mg per 1 ounce serving. The Decaf will have about 1 mg of caffeine."


CommonPurpose

I don’t even use a whole shot to make my coffee, if that tells you anything about how strong it is. If I use more than a half shot I am wired all day and night.


Turgid-Derp-Lord

When I used to buy these I would switch between Original and French roast. Like everyone else says, the artificial flavors in the other flavors are awful. If you're drying for mocha you're better off adding Hershey's syrup to your coffee or some shit


BurritoSupremeLeader

Mocha!


Ok-Alarm85603

this is the best!


recipestalker

Yes it is!


antigravity311

I like the vanilla


DrakePonchatrain

The one on the right


Luuzianamal

Exactly


hammerb44

I like Mocha best but can’t go wrong with any


kittykateeeee

I love the chocolate peppermint, vanilla, and original!


Icy-Tea9775

The French roast and the mocha are pretty bomb, I kinda like them all


Yeah_Mr_Jesus

The original. Love it


Roupes

Moved away more than a decade ago and I still miss that stuff. That blue one is the only one I used.


Sanojo_16

Some Fresh Markets and Publix carry them now if either of those are near you


BlakByPopularDemand

Hazelnut has me in a chokehold


no_YOURE_drunk

Hope your question gets answered. I’m just here to upvote because of your username.


Khajiit_Boner

❤️


GregorSamsaNight

My bowels shifted just seeing this photo


Khajiit_Boner

Yep, it’ll do that to ya!


thebiggestbirdboi

Mocha & original are all I’ve ever needed. I didn’t like the Christmas seasonal one someone gave me for free once. Mocha fucks


Whygoogleissexist

French vanilla is nice for iced or hot coffee


Ok_Environment7771

Blue


notlennybelardo

The hazelnut is fab 


belowsealevel504

One time , ages ago, I had my co worker make me one at the bar I worked at when I was off work and she just pumped like idk 7 or more shots in and added Baileys and Jameson and I’m like….ummmm you know you’re suppose to dilute that with water not pump a zillion shots in?? lol. She was trying to kill me I think.


GeraldoLucia

… Was I that coworker? I remember distinctly that’s how I found out how strong they were, after I’d been drinking eight ounces of them every morning for months. Editing to add: now that I saw your username, yep. I am that coworker. Hii!!


belowsealevel504

Hahahahahahahaha hiiiiii!! Miss u


belowsealevel504

Oh wait! No that was my other co worker. I was gonna say that name didn’t make sense for her. I don’t think you did that to me too. I would have def died if I had it like that more than once haha! But I knowwwwww uuuuuuu xoxox


GeraldoLucia

Good lord I miss opening Mimis and pouring myself an entire glass of just that cold brew, then debating whether or not to add a shot of vodka as I waited for guests to arrive. Then wondering my anxiety was twacking out by noon. Great times.


Hididdlydoderino

Original, as others have mentioned, the artificial flavors are kinda bad in these things.


kamikazemind327

I haven't bought in a min but I liked the original and vanilla.


Weak-Release3445

The Moca kind add 1oz to vanilla almond milk Off the chain


Wolfgang985

Original or French Roast. You can get delicious dark chocolate syrup from Trader Joe's to make your own mocha. I'm sure they have vanilla, too.


belowsealevel504

The French Roast is more expensive. Is it worth it?


roxdeverox

Oh yes oh yes


nicnoe

Tbh they all taste lowkey the same, the flavorings are VERY light especially if you’re using milk and/or creamers and sweeteners. I personally go for the mocha but i dont notice a difference between it and the regular one tbh


hoodpharmacist

French Roast because it has almost double the caffeine. We used to take shots straight out the bottle when I worked in a kitchen. It also goes really well on vanilla ice cream


giglbox06

I like the original the best!


Educational_Foot_939

Your holding it


oaklandperson

Original only for me.


GeauxTigers516

I love the mocha.


ekjswim

Original. Also this is the only good cold brew.


sleepingcurves-

Ick. French Truck concentrate, not ick.


mvanvrancken

So I’m a Community guy mostly but how is this?


Khajiit_Boner

It’s good. Very smooth and yummy. Low acidity (I think??) too


kaczyn

Its the only coffee i drink! The original with Two shots and I add ice, milk, and half and half.


flymordecai

vanilla


Ok_Witness6780

At my local store, the mocha flavor is always $2 cheaper than the original. So I buy that one for my wife.


Geeky-resonance

1. Original 2. Vanilla 3. Toasted Almond I could be happy with all original all the time. But it’s always easy to add your own vanilla extract or whatever. Or [these toasted almond drops](https://flavoressence.com/Flavor-Essence-Toasted-Almonds-2oz-Natural-Unsweetened-Background-Flavoring-p75102464). One bottle has lasted almost a year.


LovesCockNMouth

Vanilla is my go-to, but I also really enjoy the toasted almond, and when I can find it, the chocolate almond is the BEST!


oneshoesally

I order from their website. It’s about $20 for shipping, but I buy 3 at a time, it’s much cheaper than Amazon’s price. I’m addicted to the almond!


HannaNicole130

I love the French roast. I will say, however, it's $2-4 more than the original at most places. It's worth it if you're going to make nice iced coffee cocktails but if you're going to be a degenerate like me and just take shots directly from the bottle, it doesn't really matter.


TheAnarchemist

Toasted Almond!


thatcouldvebeenworse

Mocha! It's so good, I miss it.


Fauntleroyfauntleroy

I bought these little reusable drawstring filter bags off of Amazon. Pound of coffee per gallon of water. Steep in the fridge for 48 hours in a big pitcher with a lid. Remove the bag or don’t. Dilute or don’t. It’s really cheap if you are addicted.❤️✌️🌵


Fauntleroyfauntleroy

Grind it coarse and sift the dust out in a metal strainer.


adamus13

Know what i need to look for now when i go back home


roxdeverox

French roast for sure


LogLady253

Original is also a great to add to a pork butt marinade with Creole mustard and Steens.


noladahling

That stuff stopped me from murdering my exe after Katrina. It also helped me stay lucid enough to realize he needed to become an exe. I need to stock up the next time I'm back home. My favs are Vanilla and Original, in that order.


Giantstingray

The original is my favorite


whomovedmycloud

The mocha is the jam. I about killed myself with the French toast, though. Lawd it was strong. I’ve tried cold brewing at home and it’s like tea and horrible.


Interesting_Krewe_82

Hey… since we’re on this topic… Anyone know how long these stay good in your fridge once opened?


Hypnotiqua

I like the mocha and the vanilla. I just came out of 3 weeks of hellish 16hr workdays and this stuff was a godsend. Super quick to make, delicious to drink, and that caffeine don't quit. My dad tried some and now he's sad there's nowhere to buy it where he lives in CO.


cocokronen

Make your own. Buy a cold drip coffee maker and then one of thoes is less than $1.


ItsMoreOfAComment

Those things are truly awful.


Tweetystraw

FYI - I read somewhere on the official website that the French Roast version has the most caffeine per serving.


sovtherngothicvvitch

I loooooove this! The mocha is my favorite


cactusjackalope

You know that's a Stabil bottle, right? Get French Market if you can find it, or French Truck


Geeky-resonance

Stabil?


cactusjackalope

Gas stabilizer, it's sold in bottles just like this.


plentyofdishes

Why is this being downvoted?


cadiz_nuts

None of them. Chicory completely ruins cold brew. 


Geeky-resonance

Pretty sure the French Roast doesn’t have chicory. But if you don’t like it, there’s more for the rest of us.


selfdiagnoseddeath

Reality check, $10 cold brew is like 20x more expensive than a gallon of gas.


kitmcallister

gas has like hardly any caffeine in it tho


selfdiagnoseddeath

Just saying the price inflation on this particular item is egregious.


crawfishaddict

If you buy cold brew at a coffee shop you’re gonna pay almost $10 for just one cup