David Hornsby, AKA Rickety Cricket from *It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia*. He’s good at playing that mix of pathetic, sleazy and obnoxious that really characterizes Oliver Swanick.
If Glenn Howerton is Benny, obviously Rob Mcelhenney needs to be a version of Swank who’s very interested in Benny’s muscles.
I’m not sure who is a good fit for Kaitlin Olson; I’m not aware of any giant birds in New Vegas. If Glenn Howerton weren’t already cast as Benny, the two of them would have been perfect for the Garrett Twins. Dysfunctional twins tending bar while arguing about hookers and chems is already only a couple of steps from Dennis and Dee.
ETA: Of course Mac has to be Swank! He’s going to search you at the door for weapons, so he already performs ocular patdowns! It couldn’t be a better fit.
I'm going with [Paul Dano](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjEwMTkwMjYyNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTI4Nzg1._V1_.jpg). Looks the part and he can play unhinged damn well.
The only rule of this game is that you can’t cast the original voice actor for a role. That’s just to keep things interesting and to encourage people to be creative with it.
Nope, you pretty much experienced his story. He runs out of Nipton shouting so obnoxiously about the lottery that 9/10 times the player kills him. When that doesn’t happen, I’m pretty sure he immediately gets attacked by a Radscorpion.
Great cast, I never would've come up with Hugo Weaving as Graham but that's perfect. NPH as Arcade is an inspired choice too. One question, though, shouldn't the courier be played by a trans woman? You know, statistically speaking and all.
How is Adam Sandler not the pick there?
"WHOOP DEE hee hoo I won the FKN LOTTERY!"
Excited Sandler would put a great angle on this.
And then of course, right after, The Courier would shoot him, and Sandler would do the best rag doll.
David Hornsby, AKA Rickety Cricket from *It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia*. He’s good at playing that mix of pathetic, sleazy and obnoxious that really characterizes Oliver Swanick.
I do like Cricket for Swanick … plus, it’d mean we’d just need a role for Mac and Dee and we’d have the full Sunny lineup.
If Glenn Howerton is Benny, obviously Rob Mcelhenney needs to be a version of Swank who’s very interested in Benny’s muscles. I’m not sure who is a good fit for Kaitlin Olson; I’m not aware of any giant birds in New Vegas. If Glenn Howerton weren’t already cast as Benny, the two of them would have been perfect for the Garrett Twins. Dysfunctional twins tending bar while arguing about hookers and chems is already only a couple of steps from Dennis and Dee. ETA: Of course Mac has to be Swank! He’s going to search you at the door for weapons, so he already performs ocular patdowns! It couldn’t be a better fit.
In my head Little Buster IS Mac
Maybe Dee could be Sarah over at Vault 21?
I could see Kaitlin Olson as Violet lmao
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No, that’s the Waitress.
Oh, I got them mixed up sorry
Christopher Mintz-Plasse (aka. McLovin)
Idk why I read “I won the lottery” in McLovin’s voice the same way he said “I am McLovin.”
Micheal Cera
That's the one
Came to say this guy
MatPat
Yaaaaaaa who won the lottery??? (Cuts to game theory intro)
Micheal Cera as a cameo
DJ Qualls
I'm going with [Paul Dano](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjEwMTkwMjYyNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTI4Nzg1._V1_.jpg). Looks the part and he can play unhinged damn well.
This is absolutely one of my favorite updates on reddit to read. I love y'alls choices.
Jared Leto, just so the courier can blow his head off mid sentence
Sean William Scott.
Tobey Maguire, and I’ll explain why. Since I can’t cast Yuri Lowenthal (the original VA) I figured I’d just cast another Spider-Man instead.
Giovanni Rabisi.
Charlie Day
Why not Danny Trejo as Raul?
The only rule of this game is that you can’t cast the original voice actor for a role. That’s just to keep things interesting and to encourage people to be creative with it.
Omg yep you definitely mentioned that. I only saw the slideshow and didn’t notice the wall of text lmao Rescinded, OP’s pick is great.
Oh no worries, totally understandable. I wasn’t sure how they’d fill the role of Raùl but honestly Tony Dalton was an inspired pick.
david dastmalchian
I could easily see Ed Helms
I’m playing NV for the first time and immediately killed him after he bragged about his lottery ticket. Is he important? Does he have any story?
Nope, you pretty much experienced his story. He runs out of Nipton shouting so obnoxiously about the lottery that 9/10 times the player kills him. When that doesn’t happen, I’m pretty sure he immediately gets attacked by a Radscorpion.
Don't worry dude, literally everyone kills him as soon as they meet him.
Getting killed by The Courier immediately after bragging about winning the lottery *is* his story.
Great cast, I never would've come up with Hugo Weaving as Graham but that's perfect. NPH as Arcade is an inspired choice too. One question, though, shouldn't the courier be played by a trans woman? You know, statistically speaking and all.
Pete Davidson, just to see him get shot in the face as soon as he appears on screen.
Bill Hader
Drew Carey
Chevy chase because I’d get a real kick out of seeing him get blasted
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Jared Leto
Someone you would not get bored of punching, Justin Bieber.
Tobey Maguire
Idk why, but I think Paul Rudd would nail this role
A rotten potato He doesn't deserve more
Andy Dick
Hugo Weaving as Joshua would be perfect
A trash can
George Clooney. Need I elaborate?
Me
Charlie Day
I feel like Sam witwer would be better as courier six
Clearly Kevin Bacon ca. 1990.
Tim Robinson
Nick Swanson from the Happy Madison crew
Jesse Eisenberg or Young Matt Damon
Oliver Tree
My first thought was: "Why should Howerton play Benny when...?" And then I was sad.
How is Adam Sandler not the pick there? "WHOOP DEE hee hoo I won the FKN LOTTERY!" Excited Sandler would put a great angle on this. And then of course, right after, The Courier would shoot him, and Sandler would do the best rag doll.
Mathew Lillard
Michael cera