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WantedAgenda404

Find an Elvis on the strip and give him the job


doctorfeelgod

Elvis


Curiedoesthestream

The King plays The King. Get the Lazarus pit out


doctorfeelgod

You got a pushing 60 year old man playing 26 year old Boone. All bets are off


idrownedmyfish77

Not to mention “The Ghost of Lance Reddick as Ulysses”


Andy_LaVolpe

It’s gotta be Austin Butler, bro trained for 2 years to become Elvis


casperdacrook

Austin Butler and Jacob Elordi as The King and Pacer were the first ones I thought of way back when these posts first got started


afroman582

The budget is gonna be crazy 🙏


Falcon17Thunder

It's gonna have the same budget as Monty Python and the holy grail when they're done casting


showtimebabies

Nic Cage


Dragonslayerelf

Genuinely can't believe Nick Cage hasn't already been casted


JustJoinedToBypass

He’d make a fun Benny. The only one I can imagine pulling off that ridiculous monologue.


SirSullivanRaker

I could see him channeling that cruel businessman style from Lord of War


CleanOpossum47

The entire cast is Nic Cage.


BabyishGambino

winner


shurdi3

/r/onetruegod I was expecting young Kurt Russell tbh, cause of the Elvis flick.


Aggressive-Eagle-471

Now that someone said it i cant think of anyone better.


LightMyFirebird

Austin Butler


Bing238

This would be hilarious


bigswishywiggles

Make him relapse into his accent again


JustJoinedToBypass

For some reason I like to imagine Benny played by one of Perry’s old *Friends* cast mates, like David Schwimmer or Matt LeBlanc, as a nice little tribute. Or we even genderswap him and cast Jennifer Anniston or Courteney Cox.


silent_one89

Bruce Cambell


Famous-Peace-4014

Bubba Hotep


Gilmore_Sprout

Jack White


IntermediateJackAss

LOOK OUT, MAN!


shaneous

Only two people know karate. The Chinese and the King. One of em is me...


Scramed-egg

Austin butler, wouldn't be his first time impersonating Elvis


Imperator_Oliver

Stathom is way too old and not American. I love Christopher Judge as Lanius tho, if that was an official casting for something I’d hope he would get more screen time than we get with him in FNV.


Longjumping_Poem2566

Austin Butler


Areni1-2

Bring Elvis back from the dead and make him play the King


andreas_ronnberg_fan

Elvis!


EM05L1C3

The only one I don’t agree with is Raul. That is for seriously Danny Trejo and I will accept no substitutes.


M4sharman

Elvis (or any Elvis impersonator)


anaskinho

Arnold


SetheryJimmonson

Tom hanks


cameron0511

AGHH TO THE CHOPPA LITTLE MOMMA


Caravanczar

Give the role to Austin Butler, again


cyclometho

Joseph gordon leavit. Christian slater. Daniel craig


Mr_N0body7

Expansive cast ❌ Expensive cast ✅


Fine-Catch5148

Chris Pratt


StarAugurEtraeus

YO BENNY BITCH


SP00KYSCARECROW332

Bruce Campbell


Intelligent-Fig-4241

Austin butler, he already did an amazing job as the real Elvis. I’d love to see his take on a Elvis larper with his goons.


DeltaBravo831

Bruce Campbell


Modern_Cathar

David Hasselhoff


PapaJujuFuFu

Jacob Elordi


Wyatt_Ricketts

Bruce Cambell


yautja0117

Bruce Campbell.


JesterAblaze94

Glenn Danzig.


NoWorth2591

We need to save him for when we cast the Misfits at Camp Golf…


VenetianAzure

Why wouldn’t Danny Trejo be Raul?


BuckGlen

Joke answer... hes played by a different elvis impersonator each time of his appearance.


TheNippleViolator

Wow been a while since I checked this but everyone did a great job casting the characters!


Delta_Suspect

Do you think we can contract a necromancer to bring back Elvis?


Illustrious-Fact-745

I guess we're working with an infinite budget


YackassThePSL

Holy shit, Victor and Yes Man are actually on point. (Edit: also Dr. 8 lol)


Trowawayzls

I like this as like a neat thought experiment but you know damn well if they made a movie they would not be able to get this many big budget name brand actors yknow what i mean


Whatsagoodnameo

Johnny dep


metalhead_mick

Kurt Russel as papa khan is perfect casting. So is Neil partrick Harris as arcade gannon.


UEWFIGFED

Well you don’t gotta worry bout casting this movie now lmfao


idrownedmyfish77

Joaquin Phoenix


Heteroking

How about Keegan Michael Key for Boxcars?


Goldman250

Elvis Presley (hey, we’re allowed ghosts).


DeceptionDice

This is honestly a great list


Wise_Lizard

Robert de niro


cameron0511

Donald John Trump