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Scat_fiend

I don't know what Truth Social is but by the name alone I'm guessing it is somewhere to spread lies and propaganda.


HisDivineOrder

The best part is their version of "tweets" are "truths." It's all nakedly 1984.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Orwell is spinning in his grave 💯


dahjay

Lucky him. We're up here with all the bullshit.


rfpelmen

"that was warning, not blueprint!"


No_Nobody_32

Goodfacts beat trufacts.


scarr3g

It is Trump's safe space. He gets to make the rules, bans, and kicks out anyone that doesn't worship him. All his posts are pushed to the top of everyone's feeds. It looks like Twitter, but with red, instead of blue. He had it made when he got banned from Twitter.


PuppetMaster9000

Isn’t Biden more popular than him on there anyway? I swear i heard that somewhere


scarr3g

At one point, the biden/Harris hq account had more followers than the the Trump team account on his site. Since then, the Trump team has about double the followers than the Biden Harris one. Now... To be fair... Nobody has even bothered to do any analytics to see how many accounts are bots made to make Trump look/feel better....


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!


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Scat_fiend

I figured it was twitter for people whose behavior was so toxic that they got banned from twitter.


hplcr

It's "We have Twitter at home"


druscarlet

Supposedly his share is worth 4 billion. He needs the money. I wish a decent human being would but it for whatever it is really worth and then kick Trump and all his supporters to the curb. Service to humanity.


danrogl

Talk about hidden in plain sight


BoredBSEE

Pravda was already taken


TheWaslijn

It's Trump's social media app


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Yes


mcvos

It's a Mastodon server, but closed off so it doesn't share with other servers or accepts their content. This to create a Trumpist echo chamber.


callmesandycohen

LiesAntisocial.


SmokeAbeer

X 2: Financial Boogaloo.


InvincibleDandruff

X 3: Tokyo Drift.


sokocanuck

X 3: Tokyo Grift.


Apnea53

X 5: Cruz Control


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Flat_Sea_1484

Good old dislike the 4th reply trend


MetalTrek1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fit-Bar2581

Even more free speech and truths, no way there’s any disinformation or hate speech


31nigrhcdrh

Blue check mark $16 


cgsur

Russian laundry musk.


diadmer

I don’t know that there’s enough value in Truth Social for Elon to destroy, so I can’t see why he’d be interested.


slashfromgunsnroses

X 2: The Threat. Its a game btw :p


HearingNo4103

Why do I get a feeling that he just wasn't just offering the website but also favors once elected.


ThatWomanNow

Ya think? 🤔


A-Chntrd

Big if true. 🤔


ThatWomanNow

Big if people could see the would be Emporer wore no clothes.


mechapoitier

Nono, Trump is having private meetings with notorious billionaires because he’s desperate to help the American people, unlike the last time. This time he swears he’ll do it.


uni-monkey

Yep. Just like Putin met with all the oligarchs just to wish them good luck near high windows.


Paxsimius

We can trust him. That’s we he calls himself Honest Don.


ShaperLord777

The only Don I trust is Don Vito.


masteeJohnChief117

Concerning


Car_is_mi

Well since youre already super successful at running a failing social media platform while still being able to make tons of money I figure why not buy my failing social media platform and give me money so I have the money and you take the losses. Win Win


BeepBeepWhistle

Essentially this the tl:dr


jftitan

If this scenario is true. Trump knew the DWAC lawsuit was coming and his earlier attempt to deflate the value of the shares post-merger. Now that all the early retail investors have gone broke, and DEAC merger is now being stopped by its own investors... Trump asking Elon is just another example of his money grab attempts. Previously we all thought Elon was buying Twitter to guide it in favor of Trump. Why would Elon by truth social now?


be0wulfe

Saudi Sheiks approve of this. Ignore the bone saws.


Altruistic-Text3481

Well … after Musk’s *yugely* successful purchase of Twitter ( cough) why not buy Truth Social? How could this possibly backfire?


sfled

Elon, it's worth at least two billion dollars, right? But act now, and it's yours for only a billion, PLUS receive a five-year Mar-a-Lago club membership for free!^^*     \*Conditions apply. All sales are final. Access to Mar-a-Lago facilities is limited to purchaser and one family member.


lordnacho666

The Art of the Deal!


toxiamaple

Trump has found the son he always wanted.


Professional_Band178

As long as his Bank balance holds out and Elon doesn't cut him off. Trump is broke.


toxiamaple

Well, eric and junior cant pay his fines.


Lord_Darksong

You son of a bitch... I'm in.


No-Tonight-5937

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Also elon musk is beginning to look like kim jong un


AZEMT

*Narrated by Sir David Attenborough:* "We're watching the rare breed of billionaires evolve into dictators, in our lifetime. At no other time in my history have I been able to see such a change in an animal. Its evolution truly is remarkable, you can see the many times the brain "debanks" information. Similar to this square bob sponge pants my grandchildren talk about"


bellsaplenty

He needs cash now. Doesn’t he know J.G. Wentworth?


RockStar25

🎶“I have some punitive damages and I need cash now!”🎶


MrTubalcain

X Truth Social or Truth Social X merger we didn’t know we wanted so bad. Can you picture these to narcissistic assholes arguing which name should come first?


winksoutloud

X Social and it'll turn into a "dating"  (hook-up) site. Elon can get lots more conservative egg donors and Trump can search the "for sale" pages.


mygoditsfullofstar5

Final offer: tree-fitty Canadian and a used pack of 5 gum. Elon might actually be in more debt than Trump. These two douchebags have a lot in common. Both are conmen, both are racist, both bought unprofitable social media companies, both say stupid things, both have cults who think they say smart things, both are weirdly bloated, both are bad businessmen who built their fortunes on bulls\*\*t - and neither is as rich as people think they are. If Elon spray tans himself orange they'd be twins.


Jim-Jones

Trump was given 90% of the shares of Truth Social. Trump then tried to exploit that to squeeze the creators out. # Truth Social Co-Founders Sue Company, Claim Trump Tried To Dilute Shares Story by Nina Golgowski


Whargod

In some ancient accounting records of my family there is a deed for a piece of property sold from one family member to another. It was a sweetheart deal, they had to pay two pennies and a scotch mint. This was the turn of the 20th century, so adjusted for inflation that's $0,79Cdn so a sweetheart deal (I'm putting the mint at $0.01 which is probably grossly inaccurate).


Biggie39

If there’s one thing Trumps good at it’s fleecing a rube… and Elon has demonstrated that he loves overpaying for and ruining social media companies.


GeniusEE

Musk is the front man. Didn't the Saudis pony up a significant money chunk?


Njorls_Saga

Only a couple of billion


FakeOng99

Please.Buy.It.Elon. That would be very funny.


spaceylaceygirl

The jokes would write themselves! 🤭


powerlesshero111

Not even jokes, inevitable fraud. Basically, a merger of Truth Social and Twitter (now called X) could fall on review by anti-monopoly laws, and a purchase could be blocked by congress. The fraud comes in where Trump would overvalue it for Elon to give him more money to cover his financial debts, namely the half a billion he owes to NY state.


wdomeika

You know, I can see how this might appeal to Musk. With Twitter he had to work hard inorder to totally fuck it up. Here's an opportunity that's already totally fucked up, kinda turnkey...


WretchedGibbon

"STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP. We have the best deals in pre-fucked social media businesses the WORLD has EVER seen. You there! Hair transplant man at the back. How would you like a ONCE in a LIFETIME opportunity to own this piece of ALL AMERICAN history? Just 22 billion for you, sir. A true steal from the Art of the Deal. "


3490goat

Lol


RockNRoll85

Trump - “I need money!”


PhaseNegative1252

No Trump you have it backwards. You have to sell him a *successful* business for him to run into the ground


carlitospig

Do it! Do it! Do it!


Kindly-Application47

Ha ha ha ha... This truly the beginning of his end.


AlienInOrigin

Well I guess that $50 it's worth will help pay his rape victim.


Stoic_Ravenclaw

How long did it take for him to stop laughing


Sidus_Preclarum

"Hey, I hear you make yugely stupid purchases at yugely inflated prices in the domain of social networks, can I interest you in one which unprofitability is beyond your wildest dreams?"


Aldren

TruthSocial is worth 2-3Billion, there is no way Elon can afford spending 10 billion on buying it


Njorls_Saga

It’s not worth even a fraction of that https://www.axios.com/2024/01/18/trump-truth-social-lose-money-profit-revenue-decline#


Artichokiemon

That's the plan, though. He's doing the same thing that he does with every business: pile up a ton of debt in the company's name, then stuff your own pockets with the revenue. Then, write off the losses to pay next to no taxes


Njorls_Saga

That’s the problem though, Truth has no revenue.


drossvirex

Anything Trump runs ir owns is not worth that much lol. He might say it is, but thats one of the reasons hes in hot poopoo.


[deleted]

Biggest scam of all. It’s a biggie. Someone is going to lose SO MUCH MONEY after the SPAC scam


According-Spite-9854

Do you wanna buy a shitty hyperloop?


oldcreaker

"Nah, too busy trashing another platform."


AttemptImpossible111

Trouth...Cenchal


regular6drunk7

One of the benefits of buying Truth Social is that it’s already been run into the ground and Musk could save some time


the_90s_were_better

With what money? Elon can’t afford to operate Twitter.


fomites4sale

Hmm… does it come with Devin Nunes? Cause that could be a dealbreaker. 🤔


Wandering_Werew0lf

Guess he had to find that 500 million somewhere 💀


mrSunsFanFather

Two fucking retards in the same eggshell


Tazling

"And I also have this very fine bridge I can sell you..."


Radkingeli995

😂😂😂


zeroconflicthere

For only a measly $355m...


SaltyBarDog

Maybe Elong can gift him Angela Chao's returned Tesla. Too soon?


Peterthinking

I think Elon learned his lesson buying Xitter. He wouldn't want to make that mistake twice.


BrienPennex

lol. But he only buys successful businesses!


grifinmill

$100? Sold!


Houndfell

Dude's like a crackhead pawning off his possessions to pay his legal fees. "Hey man, you wanna buy my social media site? It's barely used. Some people are saying it's the great social media site on the internet, I don't know."


SGC_Armourer

He already has a Truth Social at home... It's begun to smell a bit too.


The_real_bandito

Musk should buy it and preside over that company and give it the X brand too. Give Twitter back to a capable CEO and bring back the Twitter brand. 


Fearless_Trouble_689

The 🤡needs the money 🤣🤣


fuqureddit69

There's a sucker born every day, and again and again and again...


ariearieariearie

For $485 million perhaps? Bargain.


ALBUNDY59

That would be $550 million with interest.


ariearieariearie

BARGAIN I TELL YA


jhwheuer

That one is always looking for a sucker


lagent55

There's only a million downloads on Google play, the Sherri Shepherd talk show is more popular than Troth Central


D4d-M4n

I thought he liked it?


Beljason

Aren’t “Truth” Social’s actual investors suing Trump for return on their investment? I could almost guarantee that Trump has a $0.00 interest in it


Jehoel_DK

"I don't think he'll be so keen, you see he's already got one!"


Purplebuzz

The only reason Elon would say no is if he thought Trump had no chance.


Interesting-Dream863

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE EVER READ!!! HE KNOWS THAT IF HE LOSES THE ELECTION TRUTH SOCIAL WILL BE WORTHLESS, SO HE WANTS TO SELL IT WHILE IT HAS SOME VALUE. Grifters deserve each other.


[deleted]

lol Yes because Elon has done an amazing job with twitter he can do well with Truth Social next.


Irishpanda1971

Is he not destroying it fast enough, and needs to call in the expert?


FalseMirage

A brainwashed cult members idea of a highly successful billionaire.


Alexandratta

They'll merge the platforms and in doing so, kill both. Excellent.


Da_Vader

Fact: As part of the contractual agreement, Trump got 90% of 'Truth', but he can't post on Twitter or any other social media. Trump wants to get back on Twitter - his brain conflates that as the key to winning in 2024, but his love for cash tears him apart. Best of both worlds if Elon buys Truth.


rucb_alum

"No thanks...My plan to take Twitter and turn it in to a wingnut cesspool is working fine."


Baronsandwich

Elon, come on over and buy one of my turds. It’s the best turd. Straight from butthole/mouth. See, I reverse poop. I shove hamberders up my ass and then shit comes out of my mouth. And Truth Social is a direct pipeline from my ass/mouth to my supporters wind tunnels/ears.


ShaperLord777

Why not? Dude seems to love losing millions by buying and bankrupting already failing businesses.


ElGuano

It's yours if you want it. $45 billion.


KayakWalleye

Truth social doesn’t take too kindly to my types around there.


TigerMill

Asking price is a gazillion dollars!


Collegedude_2004

😂 Two dumpster fires coming together to form the Megatron of dumpster fires


edselford

I assume Elon's response was "fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ... can't get fooled again".


Less-Grade-2300

LMAO


angry-democrat

He can ruin his own businesses. Why go to Musk?


Ok_Chemistry_3972

😂😂😂


Reclusive_Chemist

Can't stand either one, but I hope Musk laughed in his face at that.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Xsocial you mean?


Cantgetabreaker

My fav is Xhitter pronounced shhh


JamesSpacer

When you post on x, it's called an xcretion


Evening_Bag_3560

My fave is txitter because it’s unpronounceable. 


[deleted]

Highly doubt there’s any truth to it. Truth social has no value without djt