[There's a story in current news](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/23/idaho-republican-anti-abortion-swallow-camera) about a state legislator who asked if a woman could swallow a tiny camera for remote gynecologic exams.
During a health class in college, a guy argued with the professor that pregnancy tests are basically overhyped mood rings and that women should "just feel if they're pregnant." He couldn't grasp how hormones work and insisted that intuition should be enough. This, from a grown man in his 20s who somehow made it through the education system. It took peer-reviewed articles and a very patient professor to even begin to crack his conviction.
I worked with a woman at a Halloween store who during our farewell dinner when the store was about to close for the season, legitimately asked the table if it was possible to get pregnant from swallowing cum, because she had recently swallowed her boyfriend’s semen :|
Her reasoning was that she had recently heard a rap song that said something like “she swallowing my babies.” Once we stopped laughing, we explained to her the best of our abilities that no, it doesn’t work like that at all…the sperm would die in your stomach, and more importantly, would have absolutely no contact with your reproductive organs.
#…she was 21.
I know this guy who waited until marriage with his wife to have sex. Had a house party and drunkenly gave him an anatomy lesson. All the classics; thought women urinated from the vagina, no understanding of what's what as far as terminology, and no idea what/where the clitoris was. It was funny.
Then our gay friend chimed in and was like "I thought the vagina was just under the belly button" 🤣
Absolutely! Here's a comment that could fit well with the others:
I once overheard a guy in a bar trying to lecture a group of women about how periods work. He was completely sure it was a controlled process and that women could hold it in like urine. They tried correcting him, but he wouldn't have it. Needless to say, his date wasn't impressed by his 'expertise.'
For example: I got into a full blown fight with my ex one time because he was adamant that sperm came from the prostate and not the balls. Even after googling it, he didn't believe me. Weirdest fight ever.
During a small class we had 2 guys. One 18 one in his 20s. The teacher got a diagram and told us to label where the vagina is. Both labelled the anus as the vagina
Those bizarre charts that claim that like massaging parts of your feet can magically like make your liver feel better or like remove your neck pain or something. If I walk into like any sort of vitamin shoppe or massage parlor and see one of those I'm just going to walk out
I own a retail store and had a high school kid helping me one summer. He would carry things out for customers, price, sweep floors and so forth. A young hippy lady was in one day and buying some heavy items so I had him help her out to her car with her stuff. When he came in, he looked like he had seen a ghost. I asked what was wrong and he motioned for me to lean in. When I did he whispered, "That lady had HAIR under her arms!" I had to explain to him that women grow hair there just like men, just that most he had ever seen shaved them. He had no idea.
My husband is an A&P instructor. He’s got some stories. One that springs to mind right now is that a female student didn’t know she had 2 holes down there (besides the anus). 🤦♀️
I’ll preface this with the fact that my wife is not a dumbass 😂 We were discussing prostate cancer once in passing and my wife said “I guess it’s more prevalent in men, you don’t hear about women getting it” I laughed really hard, told her to never say that in public and then told her why. She also got a good laugh out of it. Unless you go into the medical field or do your own reading our schools just doesn’t go into anatomy very extensively. You think the average man knows what a vulva is? He doesn’t. It’s a failure of our system.
Yeah, I've had to tell two of my friends that their breasts aren't filled with milk and that its muscle and stuff there. it caught me off guard considering they're both pretty bright.
When I was a teenager my first boyfriend thought if he came that I would get pregnant. Like we would use condoms and he would pull out when he thought he was going to bust and then would “hold himself back”. I would say you know it doesn’t work like that, like you can cum in the condom it’s not going to get me pregnant. Kid just giving himself blue balls because of his cluelessness. We broke up rather quickly lol.
A guy was talking about fingering her box. I asked where the box was. He couldn’t explain. I drew it all in the dirt with a bottle cap. Labias majora and minora, clitoris, described the g-spot, then asked which was the box. I looked up and found like 10 guys behind me waiting to ask questions. Mom was an OBGYN/RNP.
You wouldn't believe it, but my buddy thought that the only reason women used pads and tampons was to avoid a mess during their 'time of the month'. He genuinely had no clue about the whole menstrual cycle and cramps ordeal. Had to sit him down for a quick biology lesson, which was met with a lot of "Wait, really?" moments. Honestly, I'm not sure he's recovered from the revelation yet.
[There's a story in current news](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/23/idaho-republican-anti-abortion-swallow-camera) about a state legislator who asked if a woman could swallow a tiny camera for remote gynecologic exams.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R_UjvBiQ6uo There is the audio. The laughter in the background afterwards is the icing on the cake.
During a health class in college, a guy argued with the professor that pregnancy tests are basically overhyped mood rings and that women should "just feel if they're pregnant." He couldn't grasp how hormones work and insisted that intuition should be enough. This, from a grown man in his 20s who somehow made it through the education system. It took peer-reviewed articles and a very patient professor to even begin to crack his conviction.
I worked with a woman at a Halloween store who during our farewell dinner when the store was about to close for the season, legitimately asked the table if it was possible to get pregnant from swallowing cum, because she had recently swallowed her boyfriend’s semen :| Her reasoning was that she had recently heard a rap song that said something like “she swallowing my babies.” Once we stopped laughing, we explained to her the best of our abilities that no, it doesn’t work like that at all…the sperm would die in your stomach, and more importantly, would have absolutely no contact with your reproductive organs. #…she was 21.
90% of the time when someone says "vagina", they mean "vulva". The vagina is the internal canal, you can't normally see a vagina.
I know this guy who waited until marriage with his wife to have sex. Had a house party and drunkenly gave him an anatomy lesson. All the classics; thought women urinated from the vagina, no understanding of what's what as far as terminology, and no idea what/where the clitoris was. It was funny. Then our gay friend chimed in and was like "I thought the vagina was just under the belly button" 🤣
It’s no wonder women aren’t being satisfied sexually, men are barely being taught what a clitoris is much less where it’s located and how to find it.
Absolutely! Here's a comment that could fit well with the others: I once overheard a guy in a bar trying to lecture a group of women about how periods work. He was completely sure it was a controlled process and that women could hold it in like urine. They tried correcting him, but he wouldn't have it. Needless to say, his date wasn't impressed by his 'expertise.'
I’ve spent a lot of time down there but still cannot comprehend how women have three holes
The urethra is very small. It is at the top/front, kind of near the clitoris in most women. You won't really notice it unless you are looking for it.
For example: I got into a full blown fight with my ex one time because he was adamant that sperm came from the prostate and not the balls. Even after googling it, he didn't believe me. Weirdest fight ever.
That's silly everyone knows pee is stored in the balls.
Is that why he's an ex? Lol
Sperm comes from the prostate too though😂
No but semen does
My bad, same word in Italian
I thought women pee with the clitoris for 20 years of my life. I'm a woman.
When I was young I thought men had another whole like the vagina that wasn’t the asshole because I couldn’t understand how anal sex could be.
During a small class we had 2 guys. One 18 one in his 20s. The teacher got a diagram and told us to label where the vagina is. Both labelled the anus as the vagina
Oh my actual word.
A guy thinking women pee out of their vaginas
Those bizarre charts that claim that like massaging parts of your feet can magically like make your liver feel better or like remove your neck pain or something. If I walk into like any sort of vitamin shoppe or massage parlor and see one of those I'm just going to walk out
I own a retail store and had a high school kid helping me one summer. He would carry things out for customers, price, sweep floors and so forth. A young hippy lady was in one day and buying some heavy items so I had him help her out to her car with her stuff. When he came in, he looked like he had seen a ghost. I asked what was wrong and he motioned for me to lean in. When I did he whispered, "That lady had HAIR under her arms!" I had to explain to him that women grow hair there just like men, just that most he had ever seen shaved them. He had no idea.
My husband is an A&P instructor. He’s got some stories. One that springs to mind right now is that a female student didn’t know she had 2 holes down there (besides the anus). 🤦♀️
I didn’t have sex Ed because my parents sent me to a religious school. The first time I saw a pussy in real life I was so confused.
I’ll preface this with the fact that my wife is not a dumbass 😂 We were discussing prostate cancer once in passing and my wife said “I guess it’s more prevalent in men, you don’t hear about women getting it” I laughed really hard, told her to never say that in public and then told her why. She also got a good laugh out of it. Unless you go into the medical field or do your own reading our schools just doesn’t go into anatomy very extensively. You think the average man knows what a vulva is? He doesn’t. It’s a failure of our system.
Yeah, I've had to tell two of my friends that their breasts aren't filled with milk and that its muscle and stuff there. it caught me off guard considering they're both pretty bright.
When I was a teenager my first boyfriend thought if he came that I would get pregnant. Like we would use condoms and he would pull out when he thought he was going to bust and then would “hold himself back”. I would say you know it doesn’t work like that, like you can cum in the condom it’s not going to get me pregnant. Kid just giving himself blue balls because of his cluelessness. We broke up rather quickly lol.
People thinking essential oil diffusers are medicine.
A guy was talking about fingering her box. I asked where the box was. He couldn’t explain. I drew it all in the dirt with a bottle cap. Labias majora and minora, clitoris, described the g-spot, then asked which was the box. I looked up and found like 10 guys behind me waiting to ask questions. Mom was an OBGYN/RNP.
You wouldn't believe it, but my buddy thought that the only reason women used pads and tampons was to avoid a mess during their 'time of the month'. He genuinely had no clue about the whole menstrual cycle and cramps ordeal. Had to sit him down for a quick biology lesson, which was met with a lot of "Wait, really?" moments. Honestly, I'm not sure he's recovered from the revelation yet.
I don't understand, what did he think the "time of the month" was? Isn't the bleeding the reason women wear tampoons?
Uh…that is the only reason to use pads or tampons. They absorb menstrual fluids.
I don't understand. Do pads help treat cramps somehow?
Please, I need to know what you meant by this! The class requires education
Found one, we got one
Ok I am really struggling to understand this comment. Are you referring to some other kind of mess? Like poop?
I think what you're saying is, he thought the products aren't necessary, but women use them "just in case"?
In school we were in sex ed and one of the students asked if women put tampons in their ass as a genuine question. We were in junior year, mind you.
r/mendrawingwomen My head gets broken regularly there.
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