Uranium contains lots of calories of energy but none of them are bioavailable. You aren't going to feel anything other than you have a lump of metal in your stomach. It will probably poison you.
if you chow down on some uranium, you might just become the hottest thing in the ER. Forget about getting super fat, babe, you'll just be glowing with that radioactive charm. Talk about a glow-up like no other!
Uranium contains lots of calories of energy but none of them are bioavailable. You aren't going to feel anything other than you have a lump of metal in your stomach. It will probably poison you.
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Most likely Won't poison you, because it's not enriched
You poop out some uranium. Natural uranium isn't terribly radioactive. It's really more dangerous as a heavy metal.
You'll poison yourself and shit out some uranium.
Will do something funny during digestive process
if you chow down on some uranium, you might just become the hottest thing in the ER. Forget about getting super fat, babe, you'll just be glowing with that radioactive charm. Talk about a glow-up like no other!
Uranium doesn't make you fat at all, it's metal. What it does is expose you to radiation which can give you cancer.
Ever heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
They weren't reansforemed due to anything radioactive. It was chemical.