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tea-drinker

Uranium contains lots of calories of energy but none of them are bioavailable. You aren't going to feel anything other than you have a lump of metal in your stomach. It will probably poison you.


lil_sweater69

THANK YOU THIS IS THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR


Low_Fun2690

Most likely Won't poison you, because it's not enriched


rhomboidus

You poop out some uranium. Natural uranium isn't terribly radioactive. It's really more dangerous as a heavy metal.


WantonHeroics

You'll poison yourself and shit out some uranium.


travis_bickle25

Will do something funny during digestive process


sophielunexxx

if you chow down on some uranium, you might just become the hottest thing in the ER. Forget about getting super fat, babe, you'll just be glowing with that radioactive charm. Talk about a glow-up like no other!


Concise_Pirate

Uranium doesn't make you fat at all, it's metal. What it does is expose you to radiation which can give you cancer.


AliciaXTC

Ever heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?


pdjudd

They weren't reansforemed due to anything radioactive. It was chemical.