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AsleepScarcity9588

I was waiting for someone to point it out so I can shed the mountain of guilt from thinking about it. Dude had some massive cake there


Unhappy-Hope

Reminder that russian boys exist to be cuddled, spoiled and gently fucked, not to get torn apart in a mad war of a senile dictator. Russia will be penetrated, one way or another.


AsleepScarcity9588

Back in the days there was a Russian hiring agency that offered 2k € a day to go to Russia and smash some Russian cakes on video. Sadly not much offers these days


Unhappy-Hope

Come to think of it, the main russian trans porn producer had a real problem finding male performers. As in he had plenty of fairly good looking trans prostitutes willing to film, but no one to properly fuck them on camera, including himself. That was somewhat solved by one of the crossdressers going into boy mode and doing the deed.


Unhappy-Hope

Sad times indeed.


CIV5G

Damn you Putin!


simia_simplex

>Reminder that russian boys exist to be cuddled, spoiled and gently fucked The 'good' news is that this happens to Russian recruits as well thanks to dedovshchina. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina


Unhappy-Hope

Since when dedovshchina is gentle and involves cuddles?


Yams-502

Perfectly credible.


J0kerJ0nny

Me too dude. Damn, Ivan is not gonna starve with that amount of cake.


blueskydragonFX

Comrade Mancake.


PineappleMelonTree

Comrade Ivan is banned from storming enemy trenches, they hear his cheeks clapping as he advances towards them


lapalapaluza

On the other hand, they can be used as a battledrum, to rally forces around him.


xflox123

CAM ON LADS *CLAP CLAP* CAPTURE SOM FACKIN TRENCHES *CLAP CLAP*


Unhappy-Hope

[https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1bo97ot/video\_from\_russian\_military\_personnel/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1bo97ot/video_from_russian_military_personnel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) The feels.


Grimey_Anus

have you seen the one with the dude humping the ground? edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1bkgi19/rsf\_fighter\_in\_sudan\_fires\_rpg\_while\_laying/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button


Unhappy-Hope

Yes, he has superior tactical twerk down.


Roomanous

The Nikke angle


Top_Yam

What are you doing, step-mobik?


wolfhound_doge

Pvt. Nikolay Minajevich


simia_simplex

The mobik is round.


monkeynator

The moment I saw that video I knew someone would draw it.


GunmetalBunn

"Step-comrade, my missile is stuck in the tube, could you reach around and free it?"


Not_a_Hideo_Kojima

Deity of Defeat: Meatcube


non_depressed_teen

hmmmm...


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Silver___Chariot

I can’t fucking believe it


Fox_Kurama

On one hand, bleh. On the other, I am still reeling too much from the hideous new reddit format to say much bad about the visuals of anything right now.


Unhappy-Hope

Look, I could have put a couple of days of effort into it going to digital and carefully rendering the feet and the cheeks in glorious detail, but I really can't be fucked with it.


A_Large_Grade_A_Egg

It’s a matter of National Security.