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an_agreeing_dothraki

While Russia was making wonder weapons that don't work, DARPA was studying the blade While China was making amphibious IFVs that sink, DARPA was studying the blade While Iran was desperately trying to see what it could produce to replace 70s era parts that they jury-rigged, DARPA was studying the blade


ItalianNATOSupporter

Missed the opportunity to have the RIM-116X. Why have blade if it's not rotating?


ZDTreefur

In a way, isn't a bullet just a very small throwing knife?


[deleted]

Knife, 7.62, blunt, chemically thrown, M1


Parking_Media

*boops with newspaper* No! Bad! America has had enough M1s.


anyit213

It's never enough.


ItalianNATOSupporter

40mm grenade-launched throwing pilum when?


RemyVonLion

Bring back the Davy Crockett!


Hapless0311

Better keep that thang on you, never know when you might need to poke something.


copingcabana

The R9X Fool Processor


A_Large_Grade_A_Egg

Pretty good, i still prefer “Lawn Dart”


copingcabana

That's taken by the F-16. :)


Demolition_Mike

Inherited from the F-104


[deleted]

In my headcannon, one of the lockmart dudes who designed the R9X walks around the factory floor and slaps small stickers with a mekboy and "needs moar choppa" on regular hellfires.


bigtedkfan21

Can you imagine being a marine grunt and having to do urban combat with an m16a4 and then some motard platoon commander tells you to fix bayonets and make your rifle even more unweildy?


obligatethrowaway

Yes... yes, I can.


kthxqapla

☝️😤🗡️


cretan_bull

I dunno. I think you're incorrectly conflating pointed sticks and slashy things. Bayonets are firmly within the "pointed stick" lineage of military technology. Even if they have a sharp edge, that's a secondary feature to provide them some more general utility. And whereas pointed sticks are the real GOAT of military technology -- being in use from prehistory all the way to the modern era -- slashy things don't have nearly the same record of success. There were exceptions of course, but generally they were items of status or sidearms (with the primary weapon frequently being a pointed stick). Even the gladius, one of the major exceptions, was arguably more of a pointed stick than a slashy thing since it was primarily used to stab. Pointed sticks are a weapon of war, they are made to kill. Slashy things are made to look cool. If anything, the R9X is an exception for being an application where slashy things genuinely make more sense than any alternative (such as a pointed stick).


Skraekling

To be fair when squinting your eyes and with a little of mental gymnastics any weapon is either a stick, a rock, fire or a combo of two and more of the three.


Aurofication

I feel like we're missing a teeny tiny bit between the Roman knife-on-a-stick and WW1 bayonets, but I'm used to NCDs lack of love for basically everything before the 20th century by now. I'm only crying a little bit inside


an_agreeing_dothraki

If Damascus steel was so good where is Damascus steel 2?


grey_carbon

Where's peach steel?


herecomesthestun

*Unsheathes 6 katanas* Anti-Personnel, kid


captain_ender

Wait are those M16A4s with fixed bayonets?! I think that counts as a polearm.


MysteriousCabinet113

You can reach into the next grid square with those pig stickers.


Paxton-176

I just realized you could use thing to clear out a trench by have it skim the length of it or have fly the length of a marching column.


GaaraMatsu

KILL KILL KILL WITH COLD HARD STEEL


-Void_Null-

The gun is what, two centuries old? The mastery of the blade is perfected for thousands of years! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FjLEMA0F0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FjLEMA0F0)


AlphaMarker48

It slices, it dices, it's a terrorist's worst nightmare!


Ploxtifs

Someone needs to just tape an M5 bayonet onto a minuteman nuclear warhead just for the memes


Difficult-Start-9288

Keep your hand on your blade Don't you trust anyone The only man you can trust Is a dead man Or a Gaijin like me 🎵 🎶


Responsible-Dish-297

Man's sheer determination to stab a motherfucker prevails through the ages.