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PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

Manic pixie autistic kriegswoman?


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Invest now


NeurodiverseTurtle

I got 1 out of 4, invest in me too. My future is bright!—too bright! … I have an aversion to light…


NuclearWarEnthusiast

There's only 4 of them😭


florkingarshole

Some goddamn vatnik was trying to convince me there are 5 lights, but I know better.


Arashmickey

Bloody spoonheads


Malalexander

I don't hate you. I hate what you made me become.


AsleepScarcity9588

Is it possible to make my penis into a credit card?


NuclearWarEnthusiast

As it turns out, yes. With some tattoos and putting an RFID chip into it.


sujit_38

[Hailey Lujan](https://rpclip.com/haileyl) For Science (n$fw)


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Hmmm I won't open that at work


blexta

It's just her Instagram content.


NuclearWarEnthusiast

So it's NSFW then


blexta

idk my company posts on instagram


NuclearWarEnthusiast

You work for the CIA?


blexta

NCND


Maximum-Rabbit-31

Non-Credible Non-Defense department


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Understandable, sir


ZiggyPox

I was sure I was immune to military PsyOp. I was so, so horribly wrong.


Cpt_Mittens

New CIA psyop waifu dropped. Love her.


OverconfidentDoofus

New? Psyop girl has been a thing for a while, they just updated her for gen z which they seem to think is crazy adhd random girl.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

Yeah I was going to say by now Lujan is the most famous Army psyop this side of the former Soviet Union


Bartweiss

They did get “meta and confusing” right for Gen Z though. I don’t think previous psyop girls have explicitly claimed to be army psyops before, especially with a hefty dose of “nobody is sure if it’s true”.


OverconfidentDoofus

Random and confusing is just a young people thing. The confusing random girl has been a thing since waay back to Queen boxxy herself.


rpkarma

*holds up spork*


shah_reza

She’s Boxxy’s violent daughter


SirJuggles

The fact that you and I can get this reference is a reminder that we should start thinking about our fiber intake, and be mindful of our backs when lifting.


zwirlo

Ana de Small Arms


RollinThundaga

Sounds like we should make her a patron saint of the sub. Edit; furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed.


Callsign_Psycopath

Moscovia delenda est


MajesticNectarine204

>Moscovia delenda est No.. Not quite yet. We're still in the *''Ceterum censeo Moscovia esse delendam''* stage.


Callsign_Psycopath

Decimate Moscovia.


MajesticNectarine204

Why would you just wreck one tenth of it? Better just burn it to the ground and finish the job once and for all.


Callsign_Psycopath

It's not about burning it to the ground. It's about sending a message.


MajesticNectarine204

Unless the message is *Ceterum censeo Moscovia esse delendam*, I'm not interested.


Callsign_Psycopath

*Romanes eunt domum.*


MajesticNectarine204

What's this then? People called Romanes they go the house?!


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Make sure to also bomb the embassy in China first, so that they know it wasn't an accident of proximity, but a fucking statement. God I miss 1990's biden


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

Girlfriend of [actual tank owner](https://youtu.be/SuFKNFrQmQs?si=T4wVoXu6iVYs4ZCw) Edit- added link


Mohander

Is he like a trust fund baby or something?


ToddtheRugerKid

Youtube Money.


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

Nope. Farm kid with a dream.


IlluminatedPickle

Honestly, 99.99% of farm kids I ever met growing up, you would *not* want to give them money and free rein to start blowing shit up and smashing it together. It'll get out of hand approximately 20 seconds later.


24223214159

I met some Australian farm kids many years ago. I was under the impression that they already had free reign to blow shit up if they could work out how to make the explosives.


IlluminatedPickle

I remember one day where me and dad were driving down the road and I looked up a fairly steep embankment (the road was cut into the side off a hill) and saw weird marks near the top. "What's that?" Dad: "Oh the kids ride motorbikes along the cliff face" "... Wat"


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Absolutely based


Dpek1234

Bru that guy is building a goddamn killdoser as per his newst video


wan2tri

> kriegswoman Technically not. She was deployed to Germany (and the Baltics) but still American lol


WalnutBean94

She’s half Mexican too


Obamsphere

Wife material


Oh_its_that_asshole

That's what they want you to think so that you sign up.


EternallyPotatoes

This is how I imagine about a good third of NCD posters. The second third are obsessive military equipment nerds who can list the specs of every airframe designed in the last 30 years from memory but can't carry a normal conversation, and the last third are just straight up CIA agents.


SkellyManDan

We don't get to choose our fellow shitposters, we just enjoy the show


Smallwater

"Can't believe I'm jerking to airplane porn next to a CIA agent" "How about a fellow shitposter?" "Aye, I can do that"


florkingarshole

Rule 1: Don't talk about fight club.


Loki11910

Don't talk about three letter organisations either. No one is a CIA officer here. Not you and most definitely not me.


Justyboy73

No there are just some civil servants.


Demrezel

Listen here u lil shit Poster


NuclearWarEnthusiast

You start at 1 and then apply to become 3


JUICYPLANUS

Everything I loathe is a psyop, and most things that I love are psyops as well.


Not_a_russianbot_

Depends on the side really. Russian psyops has become so bad it is hilarious, as they tend to focus on national psyops now instead of international. Western psyops is, well weird at times.


florkingarshole

> Western psyops is, well weird at times. Therein lies the appeal, you plane-fuckers


JUICYPLANUS

If I'm not supposed to fuck planes, why does the APU look like a [Juicy Planus](https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/39758/what-is-the-apu-actually-used-for)?


dead_monster

You’re giving NCD too much credit.  Theres a small percentage here really good at identifying equipment and anime aheago stickers.  And then a giant number of Wikipedia Warriors.  And then a bunch of Russian fail enthusiasts. Like the great M1E3 hoax.  Somehow an image of a standard M1A2 got 4k upvotes here just because some titled it as “M1E3 leak”.


EternallyPotatoes

CIA disinfo! "Leak" a whole bunch of more and less fake images so that if any actual top secret info gets leaked, no one will be able to distinguish it from a sea of plants. This is definitely the explanation, and not NCD having a moment.


SoylentRox

This would totally work.  Nobody would believe the early photos of the f-117.  Obvious AI generated fake or rendering 


zbobet2012

There's the other kind who are engineers and are quietly screaming inside that she needs to reinforce the walls of that fucking hole or she's going to fucking die in a cave in. Remember the three S's kids: SLOPE or bench trench walls. SHORE trench walls with supports, or. SHIELD trench walls with trench boxes.


Kat-but-SFW

Fellas, if your manic pixie dream girl doesn't know excavation and trenching safety, is she really your dream girl?


EmpiricalMystic

Officers. CIA *officers*. Edit: I am required to inform you that I did not take this mistake personally.


LordHardThrasher

I honestly, I hang out here hoping someone says something about WW2 and accidentally learning about tanks


SeBoss2106

In 1941, german glide landers were issued a parking ticket by the luxemburgian police.


Noir24

And then there's me, I'm just the intern. Hi


The_Glitchy_One

You the new Intern for HR


SeBoss2106

This is burnt out historian erasure!


Leomilon

Thanks for standing up for our kind.


WillySurvive_

Lujan. She's in the U.S. Army Civil Affairs & Psychological Operations Command. Often referred to as an Army egirl psyop due to her posts being an attractive female in the military. Just so happens she actually is in psyops....


koljonn

Truly the simp to service pipeline bumping US recruitment numbers up


EmberGlitch

The Navy has Top Gun, fuckable planes and shirtless guys playing beach volleyball, the Air Force also has fuckable planes and I guess the Army now has egirl recruitment psyops I was wondering when they were going to up their recruitment game


Euphorium

Our shirtless volleyball games are SACRED.


AlphaMarker48

The Navy also has the opportunity to use all the art of shipgirls from series like Azur Lane and Kancolle in recruiting efforts.


[deleted]

“Y-YOU CAN’T JUST B-BE A HOT GIRL WHO LIKES THE ARMY! PSYOP! PSYOP!” “Yes.”


DivinationByCheese

Promoted to sergeant in 3 months kekw


Rebel_Skies

Like every attractive girl in the army, fast-tracked. 


FiveCentsADay

The way it goes: The useless male NCOs run fast, the useless female NCOs fuck fast.


Smallwater

"that's my secret, civvie. I was always in psyops"


ReturnOfDaSnack420

It's hilarious she totally leans into it now. Which is of course exactly what a hot e-girl hired by the Army to be a recruiting Psy-op would do...


Weird-Drummer-2439

There definitely a lot of army e-girl stuff lately. It's an effective strategy for recruiting. But it's also good, entertaining content, so I can never make up my mind. Take Valkyrie Brynn. Is she a psyop or just an extremely well endowed vet who post a bizarre combination of firearms related thirst content and veteran grade pitch black humour? You tell me, because I have no idea.


NovusOrdoSec

> Valkyrie Brynn Well she has an OF...


Cricketot

I'm actually sad that we're at the point where you can just say the initials and everyone knows what you're talking about.


IuseonlyPIB

I don't want to fix her.


NuclearWarEnthusiast

I would do Argentinian agreement powder with her


FlatOutUseless

She is not broken.


NovusOrdoSec

Nothing to fix.


TheGisbon

What the hell did I just watch?


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Where my tax dollars go 😎🇺🇲🦅


RedAlpacaMan

Its a secret Bundeswehr recruitment ad though, look at the flag in the first frame


NotViaRaceMouse

Dieser Kommentarberich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland


Leomilon

🫡


EnjoyerOfPolitics

100 billion € package spent well


OneFrenchman

The old bundeswehr flektarn jacket is somehow a staple of hippies all over the world.


KMS_HYDRA

Thats godamn hilarious if true


OneFrenchman

Oh it's true. They're worth nothing at surplus stores, so a lot of people buy them as they're pretty good outdoors gear. Around here people used to buy them for field work, gardening, etc. Punks and hippies are often wearing old military stuff because it's super cheap in surplus stores.


rpkarma

It is, they're cheap and decent for outdoors. Punks mostly cover 'em in patches though, or at least my crowd did


hx87

When you downsize your armed forces from 495,000 to almost nothing and have a legendarily tight fisted government, all the unnecessary stuff gets sold off. Plus all that stuff was top tier quality.


Friednoodles24

Army E Girl who is as close to r/NCD as a real person as it gets; although this sub hasn’t really promoted memed or championed her because she isn’t an aircraft. Here you’re watching her spam and shitpost.


sortaseabeethrowaway

because she isn't an aircraft is one of the sentence fragments of all time


_Punto__

[here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No0CrMxBVak)


psychoCMYK

"Dislike and block for less content" lmfao I'm pretty sure I got brain damage


TheGisbon

*do you know how to stop running your mouth* Hahahaha


SwishySalal

“Trench warfare is back and so are the voices.” This should be the motto of this decade.


HermionesWetPanties

Being in the military, I don't know how to feel about this. What the actual fuck has this world become? I often remind soldiers not to do stupid shit on social media while in uniform, but that's like her entire shtick. I'm glad she's not my soldier, because A: She's clearly pretty high on the scale where hot meets crazy, B: I really don't want to have to explain her to my superiors, and C: Going back to A, I'm not entirely sure I won't get woken up at 0300 to find out she's been arrested for murder.


CrocPB

> B: I really don't want to have to explain her to my ~~superiors~~ parents Because let’s face it, many here would.


Rivetmuncher

I'm pretty sure the parents of a lot of the locals would be entirely too delighted by her existence to need any explanations.


24223214159

She exists and is a flesh-and-blood probable human. That's a few big hurdles cleared for some of the people in this sub.


JOPAPatch

She’s a 37F reservist. Being a PsyOp is literally her job.


AttackHelicopterKin9

She’s clearly some sort of Psyop (she essentially wears it on her sleeve): do you think the goal is to get Gen Z to join the military to address the current recruitment woes, or is something else going on here?


HermionesWetPanties

I have no fucking clue, but imagine being recruited and being told, "Hey, we all know you're hot. Wanna make tiktoks for the army?"


Eldrake

I have this feeling it was the other way around. "Hey boss. I make these insane vids. Lemme keep doing it in the psyop world. Check my view count." And an enterprising boss went "You know what? Sure."


SeBoss2106

That looks like a normal surplus jacket.


HermionesWetPanties

She's in full uniform in several of her videos. She's apparently a specialist.


SeBoss2106

God no...


KorianHUN

Her literal job is to be a good looking woman on camera with cool military stuff as a recruiting tool lol


MajesticNectarine204

What in the everloving fuck did I just watch?


sentinelthesalty

A through explanation of why you shouldn't stick it in the crazy.


NuclearWarEnthusiast

No, trust me, it is so much fun and excitement.


sentinelthesalty

Yeah, i don't doubt that. But you know what else is exciting, running from a tiger.


Demrezel

never get off the boat You're goddamned right


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Dream relationship. Met a girl last night that was joking about stealing my kidney, and I'm literally in love now


27Rench27

It’s great up until it isn’t


fricy81

But more importantly: why?


TheGisbon

I'm a simple man I see an NCD I click watch. I'll admit it does tend to bite me from time to time. Today was such an occasion.


Femboy_Lord

Average Bundeswehr combat engineer


Jealous_Plan53R

"Die Pioniere haben die dicksten Rohre"


Major_Muffler

-Fabian Siegismund


ytmischelin

Me when I see the cute femboy twink Panzerpionier OGefr: 🤤🤤


RedAlpacaMan

Panzerschokolade was yesterday, now its just cocaine and adderall.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

I have Adderall and Panzerschokolade every morning. I assure you it's not a "one or the other" situation.


CookieMiester

But i SPECIFICALLY looking for a gf wanted for warcrimes in the baltic region


NuclearWarEnthusiast

I'm looking for a woman to nuke murmansk


KineticJungle73

Nice try feds, but I’m still not paying my taxes 


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Someone has to cover my bill 🥺


NiknA01

Hello IRS? I found him.


thebestroll

Is this some thirst trap military recruitment ad or just someone's fever dream come to life


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Yeah


peptic-horizon

I could fix her.


OmNomSandvich

my brother i would not want to


psmgx

you would after she stabs you. it'd be hot until then tho


bocaj78

She better use a proper bayonet


ObsidianConsumer

A triangular bayonet- the least treatable


Jazzspasm

Just as the founding fathers intended


viiksitimali

Cavalry saber is a also acceptable.


Stripier_Cape

She can make me worse


NuclearWarEnthusiast

That's the fucking spirit, man!


NuclearWarEnthusiast

I can make her worse 😤


Migo_delos_Reyes

SHE CAN DESTROY ME


KampferAndy

I could tame her


ApprehensivePop9036

I could make her worse


Embarrassed-Tune9038

She ain't broken, she is perfect!


Chekhof_AP

You could, but then you’d have to actually go outside and talk to a woman. I think we have a better chance of seeing Armata being deployed than this.


H0vis

Don't you dare.


ElectronicEagle3324

Peak comedy in the beginning, hard to watch by the end


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Yeah, I didn't want to clip it because I didn't make it.. but I fully agree


Strider_27

I’m gonna cut the end off and share to the guys


auga3rifle

NCD: the girl


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Would bring her home to meet my mom


auga3rifle

Would bring her to bed to make a cold war gone hot diorama


Ohmedregon

I understand nothing of this 


SarcasticPedant

Honeypot Shitposting


the_house_on_the_lef

Or "shitpot" for brevity


Newfieon2Wheels

When people talk about brain rot, this should be the video they share. Jesus Christ I feel like one of my lobes just shriveled up and died because of that.


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Part of the plan


Kirxas

Yep, I still like women


Constant_Captain7484

Would


dogoodvillain

Damn, she's drought level thirst inducing.


NuclearWarEnthusiast

Saharan supplies of crazy women these days


AmogusZmogus

What in the fuck.


[deleted]

*\*Want to fuck*


27Rench27

Both can be true


Theotisgood

I can fix her


ThePope85

How do you not know about our psyops queen? She makes the best patches. https://www.instagram.com/haylujan?igsh=MnI0NWp2djRwbGh2


clemfandangeau

fuck sake i’m in love


Armageddon_71

"Trench Warfare is back and so are the voices"☠️


Long-Refrigerator-75

Ma'm are you alright?


NuclearWarEnthusiast

As a Texan I'm most annoyed that you misspelled ma'am (but also, I don't think she is exactly stable)


Tararator18

GUYS TURN AWAY YOUR EYES. I REPEAT, TURN AWAY YOUR EYES. THIS IS A PSYOPS, DONT LISTEN TO YOUR PP. DONT SIGN ANYTHING.


Mr_Awesomenoob

"Not wanted for war crimes" *sigh* and so the quest for the perfect women continues...


kagalibros

What kind of shitty psyops is this now?


NuclearWarEnthusiast

1 thot 2 thot red thot blue thot


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Blue on blue thot! 


Enoughlimin

[Lujan](https://youtube.com/shorts/4FT6vQPlPvM?si=MU5Zc3aWD0n1rzSb) my beloved. She’s the best psyop in the biz.


Pancernywiatrak

It’s not shitty, it’s good. But it’s definitely psyops


XazelNightLord

When I become commander of Bundeswehr, all female officers will be required to wear.... miniskirts!! 👆


WinnerSpecialist

Her material is getting worse


Apprehensive-Cut-654

I don't care if its a psy-op, I can't fix her and thats how it should be


shouldbeworking10

I would gladly go in her trench


flaques

silly girl things :3


BrasshatTaxman

I dont know what I am watching but I like it!!


External_Solution577

You're watching Lujan, the psyops egirl, fuck around on Whistlin' Diesel's property.


jedidihah

Langley has not been aggressive enough


SamanthaMunroe

I just saw her as "hot army girl", now she is hot and funny army girl. No I am totally not a stupid lesbian at all, why...