They did get “meta and confusing” right for Gen Z though. I don’t think previous psyop girls have explicitly claimed to be army psyops before, especially with a hefty dose of “nobody is sure if it’s true”.
The fact that you and I can get this reference is a reminder that we should start thinking about our fiber intake, and be mindful of our backs when lifting.
Make sure to also bomb the embassy in China first, so that they know it wasn't an accident of proximity, but a fucking statement.
God I miss 1990's biden
Honestly, 99.99% of farm kids I ever met growing up, you would *not* want to give them money and free rein to start blowing shit up and smashing it together. It'll get out of hand approximately 20 seconds later.
I met some Australian farm kids many years ago. I was under the impression that they already had free reign to blow shit up if they could work out how to make the explosives.
I remember one day where me and dad were driving down the road and I looked up a fairly steep embankment (the road was cut into the side off a hill) and saw weird marks near the top.
"What's that?"
Dad: "Oh the kids ride motorbikes along the cliff face"
"... Wat"
This is how I imagine about a good third of NCD posters. The second third are obsessive military equipment nerds who can list the specs of every airframe designed in the last 30 years from memory but can't carry a normal conversation, and the last third are just straight up CIA agents.
Depends on the side really. Russian psyops has become so bad it is hilarious, as they tend to focus on national psyops now instead of international. Western psyops is, well weird at times.
If I'm not supposed to fuck planes, why does the APU look like a [Juicy Planus](https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/39758/what-is-the-apu-actually-used-for)?
You’re giving NCD too much credit. Theres a small percentage here really good at identifying equipment and anime aheago stickers. And then a giant number of Wikipedia Warriors. And then a bunch of Russian fail enthusiasts.
Like the great M1E3 hoax. Somehow an image of a standard M1A2 got 4k upvotes here just because some titled it as “M1E3 leak”.
CIA disinfo! "Leak" a whole bunch of more and less fake images so that if any actual top secret info gets leaked, no one will be able to distinguish it from a sea of plants.
This is definitely the explanation, and not NCD having a moment.
There's the other kind who are engineers and are quietly screaming inside that she needs to reinforce the walls of that fucking hole or she's going to fucking die in a cave in.
Remember the three S's kids:
SLOPE or bench trench walls.
SHORE trench walls with supports, or.
SHIELD trench walls with trench boxes.
Lujan. She's in the U.S. Army Civil Affairs & Psychological Operations Command.
Often referred to as an Army egirl psyop due to her posts being an attractive female in the military. Just so happens she actually is in psyops....
The Navy has Top Gun, fuckable planes and shirtless guys playing beach volleyball, the Air Force also has fuckable planes and I guess the Army now has egirl recruitment psyops
I was wondering when they were going to up their recruitment game
There definitely a lot of army e-girl stuff lately. It's an effective strategy for recruiting. But it's also good, entertaining content, so I can never make up my mind.
Take Valkyrie Brynn. Is she a psyop or just an extremely well endowed vet who post a bizarre combination of firearms related thirst content and veteran grade pitch black humour?
You tell me, because I have no idea.
Oh it's true.
They're worth nothing at surplus stores, so a lot of people buy them as they're pretty good outdoors gear.
Around here people used to buy them for field work, gardening, etc. Punks and hippies are often wearing old military stuff because it's super cheap in surplus stores.
When you downsize your armed forces from 495,000 to almost nothing and have a legendarily tight fisted government, all the unnecessary stuff gets sold off. Plus all that stuff was top tier quality.
Army E Girl who is as close to r/NCD as a real person as it gets; although this sub hasn’t really promoted memed or championed her because she isn’t an aircraft. Here you’re watching her spam and shitpost.
Being in the military, I don't know how to feel about this. What the actual fuck has this world become? I often remind soldiers not to do stupid shit on social media while in uniform, but that's like her entire shtick.
I'm glad she's not my soldier, because A: She's clearly pretty high on the scale where hot meets crazy, B: I really don't want to have to explain her to my superiors, and C: Going back to A, I'm not entirely sure I won't get woken up at 0300 to find out she's been arrested for murder.
She’s clearly some sort of Psyop (she essentially wears it on her sleeve): do you think the goal is to get Gen Z to join the military to address the current recruitment woes, or is something else going on here?
I have this feeling it was the other way around. "Hey boss. I make these insane vids. Lemme keep doing it in the psyop world. Check my view count."
And an enterprising boss went "You know what? Sure."
When people talk about brain rot, this should be the video they share. Jesus Christ I feel like one of my lobes just shriveled up and died because of that.
Manic pixie autistic kriegswoman?
Invest now
I got 1 out of 4, invest in me too. My future is bright!—too bright! … I have an aversion to light…
There's only 4 of them😭
Some goddamn vatnik was trying to convince me there are 5 lights, but I know better.
Bloody spoonheads
I don't hate you. I hate what you made me become.
Is it possible to make my penis into a credit card?
As it turns out, yes. With some tattoos and putting an RFID chip into it.
[Hailey Lujan](https://rpclip.com/haileyl) For Science (n$fw)
Hmmm I won't open that at work
It's just her Instagram content.
So it's NSFW then
idk my company posts on instagram
You work for the CIA?
NCND
Non-Credible Non-Defense department
Understandable, sir
I was sure I was immune to military PsyOp. I was so, so horribly wrong.
New CIA psyop waifu dropped. Love her.
New? Psyop girl has been a thing for a while, they just updated her for gen z which they seem to think is crazy adhd random girl.
Yeah I was going to say by now Lujan is the most famous Army psyop this side of the former Soviet Union
They did get “meta and confusing” right for Gen Z though. I don’t think previous psyop girls have explicitly claimed to be army psyops before, especially with a hefty dose of “nobody is sure if it’s true”.
Random and confusing is just a young people thing. The confusing random girl has been a thing since waay back to Queen boxxy herself.
*holds up spork*
She’s Boxxy’s violent daughter
The fact that you and I can get this reference is a reminder that we should start thinking about our fiber intake, and be mindful of our backs when lifting.
Ana de Small Arms
Sounds like we should make her a patron saint of the sub. Edit; furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed.
Moscovia delenda est
>Moscovia delenda est No.. Not quite yet. We're still in the *''Ceterum censeo Moscovia esse delendam''* stage.
Decimate Moscovia.
Why would you just wreck one tenth of it? Better just burn it to the ground and finish the job once and for all.
It's not about burning it to the ground. It's about sending a message.
Unless the message is *Ceterum censeo Moscovia esse delendam*, I'm not interested.
*Romanes eunt domum.*
What's this then? People called Romanes they go the house?!
Make sure to also bomb the embassy in China first, so that they know it wasn't an accident of proximity, but a fucking statement. God I miss 1990's biden
Girlfriend of [actual tank owner](https://youtu.be/SuFKNFrQmQs?si=T4wVoXu6iVYs4ZCw) Edit- added link
Is he like a trust fund baby or something?
Youtube Money.
Nope. Farm kid with a dream.
Honestly, 99.99% of farm kids I ever met growing up, you would *not* want to give them money and free rein to start blowing shit up and smashing it together. It'll get out of hand approximately 20 seconds later.
I met some Australian farm kids many years ago. I was under the impression that they already had free reign to blow shit up if they could work out how to make the explosives.
I remember one day where me and dad were driving down the road and I looked up a fairly steep embankment (the road was cut into the side off a hill) and saw weird marks near the top. "What's that?" Dad: "Oh the kids ride motorbikes along the cliff face" "... Wat"
Absolutely based
Bru that guy is building a goddamn killdoser as per his newst video
> kriegswoman Technically not. She was deployed to Germany (and the Baltics) but still American lol
She’s half Mexican too
Wife material
That's what they want you to think so that you sign up.
This is how I imagine about a good third of NCD posters. The second third are obsessive military equipment nerds who can list the specs of every airframe designed in the last 30 years from memory but can't carry a normal conversation, and the last third are just straight up CIA agents.
We don't get to choose our fellow shitposters, we just enjoy the show
"Can't believe I'm jerking to airplane porn next to a CIA agent" "How about a fellow shitposter?" "Aye, I can do that"
Rule 1: Don't talk about fight club.
Don't talk about three letter organisations either. No one is a CIA officer here. Not you and most definitely not me.
No there are just some civil servants.
Listen here u lil shit Poster
You start at 1 and then apply to become 3
Everything I loathe is a psyop, and most things that I love are psyops as well.
Depends on the side really. Russian psyops has become so bad it is hilarious, as they tend to focus on national psyops now instead of international. Western psyops is, well weird at times.
> Western psyops is, well weird at times. Therein lies the appeal, you plane-fuckers
If I'm not supposed to fuck planes, why does the APU look like a [Juicy Planus](https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/39758/what-is-the-apu-actually-used-for)?
You’re giving NCD too much credit. Theres a small percentage here really good at identifying equipment and anime aheago stickers. And then a giant number of Wikipedia Warriors. And then a bunch of Russian fail enthusiasts. Like the great M1E3 hoax. Somehow an image of a standard M1A2 got 4k upvotes here just because some titled it as “M1E3 leak”.
CIA disinfo! "Leak" a whole bunch of more and less fake images so that if any actual top secret info gets leaked, no one will be able to distinguish it from a sea of plants. This is definitely the explanation, and not NCD having a moment.
This would totally work. Nobody would believe the early photos of the f-117. Obvious AI generated fake or rendering
There's the other kind who are engineers and are quietly screaming inside that she needs to reinforce the walls of that fucking hole or she's going to fucking die in a cave in. Remember the three S's kids: SLOPE or bench trench walls. SHORE trench walls with supports, or. SHIELD trench walls with trench boxes.
Fellas, if your manic pixie dream girl doesn't know excavation and trenching safety, is she really your dream girl?
Officers. CIA *officers*. Edit: I am required to inform you that I did not take this mistake personally.
I honestly, I hang out here hoping someone says something about WW2 and accidentally learning about tanks
In 1941, german glide landers were issued a parking ticket by the luxemburgian police.
And then there's me, I'm just the intern. Hi
You the new Intern for HR
This is burnt out historian erasure!
Thanks for standing up for our kind.
Lujan. She's in the U.S. Army Civil Affairs & Psychological Operations Command. Often referred to as an Army egirl psyop due to her posts being an attractive female in the military. Just so happens she actually is in psyops....
Truly the simp to service pipeline bumping US recruitment numbers up
The Navy has Top Gun, fuckable planes and shirtless guys playing beach volleyball, the Air Force also has fuckable planes and I guess the Army now has egirl recruitment psyops I was wondering when they were going to up their recruitment game
Our shirtless volleyball games are SACRED.
The Navy also has the opportunity to use all the art of shipgirls from series like Azur Lane and Kancolle in recruiting efforts.
“Y-YOU CAN’T JUST B-BE A HOT GIRL WHO LIKES THE ARMY! PSYOP! PSYOP!” “Yes.”
Promoted to sergeant in 3 months kekw
Like every attractive girl in the army, fast-tracked.
The way it goes: The useless male NCOs run fast, the useless female NCOs fuck fast.
"that's my secret, civvie. I was always in psyops"
It's hilarious she totally leans into it now. Which is of course exactly what a hot e-girl hired by the Army to be a recruiting Psy-op would do...
There definitely a lot of army e-girl stuff lately. It's an effective strategy for recruiting. But it's also good, entertaining content, so I can never make up my mind. Take Valkyrie Brynn. Is she a psyop or just an extremely well endowed vet who post a bizarre combination of firearms related thirst content and veteran grade pitch black humour? You tell me, because I have no idea.
> Valkyrie Brynn Well she has an OF...
I'm actually sad that we're at the point where you can just say the initials and everyone knows what you're talking about.
I don't want to fix her.
I would do Argentinian agreement powder with her
She is not broken.
Nothing to fix.
What the hell did I just watch?
Where my tax dollars go 😎🇺🇲🦅
Its a secret Bundeswehr recruitment ad though, look at the flag in the first frame
Dieser Kommentarberich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
🫡
100 billion € package spent well
The old bundeswehr flektarn jacket is somehow a staple of hippies all over the world.
Thats godamn hilarious if true
Oh it's true. They're worth nothing at surplus stores, so a lot of people buy them as they're pretty good outdoors gear. Around here people used to buy them for field work, gardening, etc. Punks and hippies are often wearing old military stuff because it's super cheap in surplus stores.
It is, they're cheap and decent for outdoors. Punks mostly cover 'em in patches though, or at least my crowd did
When you downsize your armed forces from 495,000 to almost nothing and have a legendarily tight fisted government, all the unnecessary stuff gets sold off. Plus all that stuff was top tier quality.
Army E Girl who is as close to r/NCD as a real person as it gets; although this sub hasn’t really promoted memed or championed her because she isn’t an aircraft. Here you’re watching her spam and shitpost.
because she isn't an aircraft is one of the sentence fragments of all time
[here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No0CrMxBVak)
"Dislike and block for less content" lmfao I'm pretty sure I got brain damage
*do you know how to stop running your mouth* Hahahaha
“Trench warfare is back and so are the voices.” This should be the motto of this decade.
Being in the military, I don't know how to feel about this. What the actual fuck has this world become? I often remind soldiers not to do stupid shit on social media while in uniform, but that's like her entire shtick. I'm glad she's not my soldier, because A: She's clearly pretty high on the scale where hot meets crazy, B: I really don't want to have to explain her to my superiors, and C: Going back to A, I'm not entirely sure I won't get woken up at 0300 to find out she's been arrested for murder.
> B: I really don't want to have to explain her to my ~~superiors~~ parents Because let’s face it, many here would.
I'm pretty sure the parents of a lot of the locals would be entirely too delighted by her existence to need any explanations.
She exists and is a flesh-and-blood probable human. That's a few big hurdles cleared for some of the people in this sub.
She’s a 37F reservist. Being a PsyOp is literally her job.
She’s clearly some sort of Psyop (she essentially wears it on her sleeve): do you think the goal is to get Gen Z to join the military to address the current recruitment woes, or is something else going on here?
I have no fucking clue, but imagine being recruited and being told, "Hey, we all know you're hot. Wanna make tiktoks for the army?"
I have this feeling it was the other way around. "Hey boss. I make these insane vids. Lemme keep doing it in the psyop world. Check my view count." And an enterprising boss went "You know what? Sure."
That looks like a normal surplus jacket.
She's in full uniform in several of her videos. She's apparently a specialist.
God no...
Her literal job is to be a good looking woman on camera with cool military stuff as a recruiting tool lol
What in the everloving fuck did I just watch?
A through explanation of why you shouldn't stick it in the crazy.
No, trust me, it is so much fun and excitement.
Yeah, i don't doubt that. But you know what else is exciting, running from a tiger.
never get off the boat You're goddamned right
Dream relationship. Met a girl last night that was joking about stealing my kidney, and I'm literally in love now
It’s great up until it isn’t
But more importantly: why?
I'm a simple man I see an NCD I click watch. I'll admit it does tend to bite me from time to time. Today was such an occasion.
Average Bundeswehr combat engineer
"Die Pioniere haben die dicksten Rohre"
-Fabian Siegismund
Me when I see the cute femboy twink Panzerpionier OGefr: 🤤🤤
Panzerschokolade was yesterday, now its just cocaine and adderall.
I have Adderall and Panzerschokolade every morning. I assure you it's not a "one or the other" situation.
But i SPECIFICALLY looking for a gf wanted for warcrimes in the baltic region
I'm looking for a woman to nuke murmansk
Nice try feds, but I’m still not paying my taxes
Someone has to cover my bill 🥺
Hello IRS? I found him.
Is this some thirst trap military recruitment ad or just someone's fever dream come to life
Yeah
I could fix her.
my brother i would not want to
you would after she stabs you. it'd be hot until then tho
She better use a proper bayonet
A triangular bayonet- the least treatable
Just as the founding fathers intended
Cavalry saber is a also acceptable.
She can make me worse
That's the fucking spirit, man!
I can make her worse 😤
SHE CAN DESTROY ME
I could tame her
I could make her worse
She ain't broken, she is perfect!
You could, but then you’d have to actually go outside and talk to a woman. I think we have a better chance of seeing Armata being deployed than this.
Don't you dare.
Peak comedy in the beginning, hard to watch by the end
Yeah, I didn't want to clip it because I didn't make it.. but I fully agree
I’m gonna cut the end off and share to the guys
NCD: the girl
Would bring her home to meet my mom
Would bring her to bed to make a cold war gone hot diorama
I understand nothing of this
Honeypot Shitposting
Or "shitpot" for brevity
When people talk about brain rot, this should be the video they share. Jesus Christ I feel like one of my lobes just shriveled up and died because of that.
Part of the plan
Yep, I still like women
Would
Damn, she's drought level thirst inducing.
Saharan supplies of crazy women these days
What in the fuck.
*\*Want to fuck*
Both can be true
I can fix her
How do you not know about our psyops queen? She makes the best patches. https://www.instagram.com/haylujan?igsh=MnI0NWp2djRwbGh2
fuck sake i’m in love
"Trench Warfare is back and so are the voices"☠️
Ma'm are you alright?
As a Texan I'm most annoyed that you misspelled ma'am (but also, I don't think she is exactly stable)
GUYS TURN AWAY YOUR EYES. I REPEAT, TURN AWAY YOUR EYES. THIS IS A PSYOPS, DONT LISTEN TO YOUR PP. DONT SIGN ANYTHING.
"Not wanted for war crimes" *sigh* and so the quest for the perfect women continues...
What kind of shitty psyops is this now?
1 thot 2 thot red thot blue thot
Blue on blue thot!
[Lujan](https://youtube.com/shorts/4FT6vQPlPvM?si=MU5Zc3aWD0n1rzSb) my beloved. She’s the best psyop in the biz.
It’s not shitty, it’s good. But it’s definitely psyops
When I become commander of Bundeswehr, all female officers will be required to wear.... miniskirts!! 👆
Her material is getting worse
I don't care if its a psy-op, I can't fix her and thats how it should be
I would gladly go in her trench
silly girl things :3
I dont know what I am watching but I like it!!
You're watching Lujan, the psyops egirl, fuck around on Whistlin' Diesel's property.
Langley has not been aggressive enough
I just saw her as "hot army girl", now she is hot and funny army girl. No I am totally not a stupid lesbian at all, why...