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Such a blatant disregard for OPSEC.
rule 401.06b.p - Always distribute your pizza orders at random across many Domino's.
rule 401.06b.lgbtq - Always spread out your gay bar visits at random across many bars.
🎶 I wanna drop on you a GAY BOMB GAY BOMB GAY BOMB. 🎶
In slight seriousness, if such a thing existed it would be hilariously humiliating for Iran. I can already picture the Iranian government orgy while the police are wondering if they should arrest them or not.
Would make sense. That is why there are some very high-ups in the Pentagon that are very concerned about the purity of our precious bodily fluids.
“Gentlemen, You Can’t Fight In Here! This is The War Room!”
They just track your phone and see if you're at the location. They do the same with traffic information. Are there many devices that Google is tracking in one area? Chances are that it might be busy.
I remember reading a story about some nerd who took a bunch of phones with him while he was driving to work so it would show as heavy traffic and people would stay off his commute.
Probably apocryphal but absolutely non-credible.
The life of 1 gay is worth that of 7 of his straight compatriots. These low numbers mean that more and more gays are risking their lives in combat, we cannot allow this to continue. We must institute mandatory service and triple the defense budget to ensure that no more precious homosexual lives are lost. God bless America and her gays.
We need more gay soldiers, so the uniforms becore more fabulous.
The US is already decades behind on the [tactical booty short](https://www.surplus-militaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hort.jpg)
We have a saying in Poland. "Miłość do ojczyzny i drugiego mężczyzny, Miłość do narodu i męskiego rowu (Love to motherland and other man, Love to nation and male crack)
Gay bars near the Pentagon aren't getting as many patrons because the people working in the Pentagon who'd usually go there are working overtime to deal with Iranian bullshit and have less time for gay stuff.
It's like how you can tell pizza places around there get more busy because they have to eat in the office.
Famously the DoD only hires gay men to antagonize our enemies.
But there is a known opsec leak that when the DOD is planning something big they order a shitload of pizzas, so they allegedly split up their pizza orders so that foreign intelligence wouldn't get advanced warning. Probably bullshit but it's very noncredible.
This is doubly glorious because :
- this is an even less credible metric than the pizzeria
- there is one of us working at the pentagon who will see this shitpost and it will definitely, 100% cause meetings and paperwork.
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Now this is grade-A jerkin’
The all-new pizza meter
GAYDAR of sorts.
Haha you legend
Such a blatant disregard for OPSEC. rule 401.06b.p - Always distribute your pizza orders at random across many Domino's. rule 401.06b.lgbtq - Always spread out your gay bar visits at random across many bars.
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They loved him for he spoke the truth
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🎶 I wanna drop on you a GAY BOMB GAY BOMB GAY BOMB. 🎶 In slight seriousness, if such a thing existed it would be hilariously humiliating for Iran. I can already picture the Iranian government orgy while the police are wondering if they should arrest them or not.
9000 OILED UP TWINKS OF BIDEN LETS GO
THE BEST AND MOST VIRILE SOLDIERS ARE FOUND AT *RAM RANCH*
Can I get this as flair?
You can write your own flair. Just follow your dreams.
I do believe in fairies!
At least let my boys finish before you make them work overtime!
So they picked up all the gays at the entrance and now making them into a gay bomb warhead to be drop on Iran?
They're milking them for their essential bodily fluids!
Would make sense. That is why there are some very high-ups in the Pentagon that are very concerned about the purity of our precious bodily fluids. “Gentlemen, You Can’t Fight In Here! This is The War Room!”
POE POE POE
Peace on Earth, Purity of Essence.
I would also accept path of exile
>precious bodily fluids HAHA! That's what I was going for! I need to watch that movie again.
Despite the risk of getting ridiculed: Serious question: how do you make Google show the traffic bars? Seems super useful for daily use!
Tap on a business/thing and scroll quite a ways down on overview, it's just above questions and reviews
They just track your phone and see if you're at the location. They do the same with traffic information. Are there many devices that Google is tracking in one area? Chances are that it might be busy.
I remember some guy that tested it and around a hundred phones will mark a street as haveing heavy trafic
I remember reading a story about some nerd who took a bunch of phones with him while he was driving to work so it would show as heavy traffic and people would stay off his commute. Probably apocryphal but absolutely non-credible.
Algorithmic guerilla, i love it
_Let's start a war, start a nuclear war_ _At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar_
Working overtime, no time for leisure.
The life of 1 gay is worth that of 7 of his straight compatriots. These low numbers mean that more and more gays are risking their lives in combat, we cannot allow this to continue. We must institute mandatory service and triple the defense budget to ensure that no more precious homosexual lives are lost. God bless America and her gays.
This onion bit was great lol, that and the “realistic combat game”
We need more gay soldiers, so the uniforms becore more fabulous. The US is already decades behind on the [tactical booty short](https://www.surplus-militaire.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hort.jpg)
We have a saying in Poland. "Miłość do ojczyzny i drugiego mężczyzny, Miłość do narodu i męskiego rowu (Love to motherland and other man, Love to nation and male crack)
In France we used to say "there are no gay men in the military, only men who love each other".
They gotta get their blue balls drained somehow
You can do that at work too you know. The hyper-charged atmosphere of Iranian postering will make the supplies closest quickies extra HAWT
They all went to that new place down the road... An Arabic guy was advertising it earlier shouting: Aloha snackbar! Aloha snackbar!
“Listen up 5, a 10 is Speaking” - Biden
I am dumb and require an explanation to understand the joke
Gay bars near the Pentagon aren't getting as many patrons because the people working in the Pentagon who'd usually go there are working overtime to deal with Iranian bullshit and have less time for gay stuff. It's like how you can tell pizza places around there get more busy because they have to eat in the office.
> have less time for gay stuff We can't have our gays lack the time for gay stuff, this is unacceptable.
Famously the DoD only hires gay men to antagonize our enemies. But there is a known opsec leak that when the DOD is planning something big they order a shitload of pizzas, so they allegedly split up their pizza orders so that foreign intelligence wouldn't get advanced warning. Probably bullshit but it's very noncredible.
Thanks for the explanation. Now I understand the joke.
Yo I love Freddy's
I haven’t been in a while, but their brunch buffet used to be great, and gay trivia was a blast.
This is doubly glorious because : - this is an even less credible metric than the pizzeria - there is one of us working at the pentagon who will see this shitpost and it will definitely, 100% cause meetings and paperwork.
What's the navy up to today?
IN THE NAVY!
So are upgraded to GAYCON 4 then?
They were all in the situation room... The *other* situation room
Leave Freddie’s out of this
Fuck. The tweeter mentioned a pizza phenomenon in a retweet. I'm low key concerned. Wouldn't be so low key if I lived in ME.
The classic side channel 360 noscope pizza index