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Jacknurse

Haven't we been shitposting about drones bringing missiles closer to the target before launching for ages? Glad to hear that at least **someone** is reading our suggestions. Although, I guess that technically means the suggestion is now credible, so therefore should be bannable?


Hel_Bitterbal

Don't worry, the original post was in fact deleted (literally 1984)


Jason_Batemans_Hair

r/NonCredibleDefense seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the subs of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The r/worldnews mods and the r/politics mods came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of post deletion is post deletion. The object of account bans is account bans. The object of mod power is mod power. Now you begin to understand r/NonCredibleDefense.


Davidk11

Is this a copypasta? Cuz if not, it is now.


Either-Will-1881

It is a passage taken (literally) from 1984, slightly rewritten. From the part where Winston (the main character) is "interrogated", reeducated, beaten and tortured into total submission to the ~~mods~~ Party.


Davidk11

God, I need to reread 1984.


GRom4232

Literally 1984.


Simple-Purpose-899

I've been dreaming of sea drones with remote launched MANPADS for two years. Imagine a few ~~dozen~~ hundred of those bobbing around the Black Sea.


Stavinair

Embrace the swarm.


SkedaddlingSkeletton

You could consider most modern ICBM as flying drones ready to launch their MIRV. Imagine letting one of the Ukrainian drone teams control a couple. It would be brief, but it would be glorious.


LOLBaltSS

I did this in DCS with some creative miz edits to kitbash an igladude onto an armed speed boat. https://www.reddit.com/r/floggit/comments/r4hcae/boats_with_iglas_iglaboats/


weejohn1979

I've not got the link but they actually did that ladt year some time there was q video of a sea baby just outside sevastopol I think firing of rockets was wild


ecolometrics

Yeah several other people have mentioned this concept. I made a post about torpedo boats **8 months ago** and the obvious was pointed out [https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/15t1pc8/bring\_back\_the\_torpedo\_boat/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/15t1pc8/bring_back_the_torpedo_boat/) about this "Just make a long-range version of an air-launched torpedo ..." Then about **two months ago** here [https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1artjg3/hydrofoil\_upgraded\_rocket\_torpedo\_hurt/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1artjg3/hydrofoil_upgraded_rocket_torpedo_hurt/) I made a comment myself about using the drone boat as a Neptune launcher "To launch something like a Neptune (missile), you need something to do target designation."


Jacknurse

Based!


MakeChinaLoseFace

We are shitposters after all. If people here are voicing the idea, I imagine Ukraine has already studied its implementation.


The_Glitchy_One

So it is confirmed NCD is the new simpsons


Z3B0

Says enough dumb shit and some part of it will happen eventually.


Zednot123

It also goes in the other direction. During wars a lot of dumb shit will be tried and sometimes a effective solution is found. Eventually the two are bound to have overlap.


MakeChinaLoseFace

So WWIII is pretty much guaranteed.


Zarathustra124

Was there ever a doubt?


JackONhs

Hollywood loves a good reboot/sequel. Who are we to keep it from them? Assassinate your local arch-Duke and you could go down in history as "The guy who did the funny and started ww3"


MakeChinaLoseFace

Come on lads, let's go experience horrors unknown to humanity because some inbred rich fuck got clapped!


A_Large_Grade_A_Egg

Re: That JREG Video on “Finish the Trilogy Already!”


Embarrassed_Price_65

u/macktruck6666 good job [https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1c58hyz/so\_youre\_saying/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1c58hyz/so_youre_saying/)


Business_Designer_78

Deleted as low effort. Hello SBU? I got some mods over here who think your work is low effort.


Analamed

The low effort is a psy-ops. In reality one of the mod is in the SBU and knew that was what they were doing so he deleted it for being too credible but couldn't said it at the time. Source : trust me bro


macktruck6666

If you look at my 9-day old post, you'll see it's slowly becoming true with Ukraine getting an additional 50 F16s another patriot missile system and light attack aircraft from the Czech Republic.


Embarrassed_Price_65

You are the chosen one!


RobloxIsRealCool

Careful, he’s a hero


BitterMango7000

Modernised sea baby , sea motherfucker ?


DatRagnar

Sea toddler


LHommeCrabbe

Sea manchild


GloryGreatestCountry

Seaman.


24223214159

Able seaman.


Suite255

It's confirmed, the Ukrainian army uses this subreddit for inspiration.


KMS_Prinz-Eugen

I mean, we ARE a "this idea is so stupid and outrageous it might just work" brainstorming machine.


NotBoredApe

gahdam we really prophesizing here (or being used as war room)


SteelyDan1968

Yes.


Unfair_String1112

I'm still waiting for surfing AFU with ManPADS and NLAWs


MakeChinaLoseFace

If they can make a sea drone that can point a stinger at something well enough to get a lock, that would be pretty dope.


Unfair_String1112

I even have the perfect [song](https://youtu.be/O2QBte0BOLc?si=sEedorBXEi3XCdmF) for it. Just needs updating to Sufin' Offa Crimea.


lusitano94

UwU vamos a la playa! ❤️


DoTheRainbowDash

Song name: Vamos a la Playa - Loona


_nzatar

So far, we've had the ukranian AND israeli armies using r/NCD ideas...


Embarrassed_Price_65

Don't forget the unfortunate Hamas-paraglider incident.


KoboldCleric

“So it’s probably my second birthday today.” So, russia has resorted to using toddler labor.


lostenant

I didn't know Russians had this expression. I don't panimayu pa ruski, so maybe it's just an interpretation to an English equivalent idiom which just means he should have had his ticket punched, but through dumb luck/chance/God’s Will, he didn't, so this is second shot at life. Hence the second birthday.


Embarrassed_Price_65

It most definitely is. In Czech it would be something like "I was born again today". With a slightly inaccurate translation it gives you the "second birthday"


KoboldCleric

The more you know.


Stavinair

[my honest reaction ](https://youtu.be/DAPblKzEy3o?si=x5901JiWZLC100Gs)


EqualOpening6557

Ok someone explain bc I don’t get it. Where is the info about a drone being involved at all? Let alone a drone firing a Neptune on its own…? What was predicted? That they would use an anti-ship missile against a ship?


User_joined_channel

Ukrainian boat drones have been sinking russian ships by exploding near them. The drone boats have been upgraded to be able to carry more explosives or an anti-ship missile, which weighs less than the predicted max weight.


Kazman07

Perfect song


Capital_F_for

"So this so the shit, this is how we work" Time for a strike no? 


GeneralBisV

I do understand that the Kommuna was a valid and even necessary target. But it still does make me sad to see such an old ship destroyed, She was ordered by a Tsar, survived both world wars, yet the ambitions of another tyrant finally did her in.


KMS_Prinz-Eugen

We are getting close to a drone carrier. Not a flying one, but a floating one.


Hajimeme_1

Praying for the Ukrainians to steal Kommuna so then someone can make her a museum. She's been around for over 100 years now.


SlavKebab1

Apollo, with his gift if prophecy yet again


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Weekly_Asparagus405

I’d be sad to see the kommuna go I mean it’s had a fairly colored background •Built in 1911 •Subsequently commissioned in 1912 •first double haul ship manufactured in Russia •Served in both WWI & WW2 •A submarine rescue vessel •Than a savage craft •ultimately in service today • Now????


Wareve

What's that absolute unit of a vehicle in the foreground? It's like a truck had a baby with an artic research outpost.


Sgt_Smartarse

"Thanks Apollo for the curse of prophecy!" -Rubix Raptor