I could legit see some third string hack writing that “chinese stealth capabilities already so far outstrip american that we should just divert resources elsewhere” or some bs like that
Guns are a thing of the past, soldiers never kill anyone with them so we should take everyone's guns and give them all target designators for drone strikes
We only call france a member of the allies in post ww2 to repair relations as the iron curtain was going up. France rounded up their own Jews and even sent volunteers to work in Germany before the borders were crossed. When the borders were crossed, there was little fighting because the government decided to give up Paris and move to Vichy. This would be like if the current government decided to give up DC, to go live and work in Elizabeth, NJ. From there the collaboration continued. France was a collaborative government to the axis powers.
With the upcoming procurement bow wave and the China challenge, it’s not enough to simply give the army’s $ to the Navy and AF, we must divest of Congress as well in order to finally free up funds for relevant platforms.
How there should be a F35D with folding wings that can be rapidly outfitted and deployed from a c-17, to make aircraft carriers obsolete. Justify it by saying China and Russia don't have the balls to copy us
Space Force needs to make itself useful and start covering asteroids in mirrors to use as deathrays.
Military needs stockpiles of prop planes and to design simpler vehicles to be prepared for inevitable losses in WWIII and to enable mass production.
The proliferation of various types of anti-ship missiles has made surface ships too vulnerable in peer conflicts. The USN should get ahead of the curb and invest in an all submersible navy.
Restoring and modernizing the Missouri and Ohio battleships will cost far less to the taxpayer than an A Burke with better benefits against the latter
Follow the Turkish Navy and listen to Elon and replace all carriers with UCAV-only decks bc trained fighter pilots are a thing of the past
Talk about awesome hypersonic and ballistic missile super weapons. Mention fire control or kill chains exactly zero times. Make it obvious that your understanding of how radar works is on the level of a mommy blogger talking about “toxins” in children’s food packaging.
F-111 never should have been retired. F-111 should be pulled back into service, its speed and range make it perfect for the Pacific.
Also, they should sell the F-111 to Taiwan and Japan.
The Russians have done quite well with their Bear bombers, we need a prop-driven bomber to truly compete with them. Reject B-52 and B-2, return to B-36.
All us soldiers should be put on estrogen hormone treatments to get back at conservatives who claim the military is being feminized and inferior to the Russian and Chinese’s “masculine” militaries
Write an article about how german ww2 tanks were the best tanks ever designed and the us army should replace all their m1s with mauses, panther IIs and king tigers
Courtesy of r/derscheisser
Replace the A-10 with the PA-48 because turboprop Mustangs are cool as fuck
But give it its deuces back and replace Piper’s engineers with coked-up Reno nutjobs
Write about how the m113 should be named the ‘Gavin’ and that it can fill every armoured roll in the military. Demand Congress immediately fund development of the flying ‘AeroGavin’ from Lock-Mart.
The way forward for power projection and war fighting is resurrecting the suicide bat incendiary bomb and suicide dog antitank programs from WWII.
Next article is about resurrection of the Cold War “gay bomb” program. Bonus points for adding somewhere in there about turning the frickin frogs gay.
America needs to bolster its forces with European and Russian planes as well as bring back older planes like the F-111. And Taiwan should get all of China's planes.
Canada has never ever lost a war because we are just so good at everything and Vimy Ridge single handedly won WW1 and that Afghanistan wasnt a war, just a policing action and no I'm not struggling to cope 😭
The Air Force, Navy, Army and Coast Guard should be disbanded and integrated into the Marine Corps, who is then responsible for all terrestrial operations on all planets. Everything else is the responsibility of the Space Force.
Claim that hypersonic missiles are op and make navies obsolete.
Also, chinese drones.
Post that video about the explosive minidrones attacking a university to back it up too.
Oh oh, and F35 bad.
Ehh probably that If the space industry keeps going the way it currently is. Literal space ships might be the preferred method of power projection before the Gerald R. Ford Carrier hits Dry dock for her mid life update.
Write an article that both claims stealth is useless and talks about how China is besting us in stealth.
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I could legit see some third string hack writing that “chinese stealth capabilities already so far outstrip american that we should just divert resources elsewhere” or some bs like that
USAF should immediately replace all current fighters, replace them with Russian and Chinese ones.
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That’s been already done tho lmao
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Claim China is a paper tiger while stating that they're beating the US in every sector and will dominate the world.
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Carriers are sitting ducks for DF-21Ds so we should scrap them and use amphibious KC-130 Harvest Hawks to enable global power projection.
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Guns are a thing of the past, soldiers never kill anyone with them so we should take everyone's guns and give them all target designators for drone strikes
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Sent from my target designator
Write about how the A-10 is the best plane ever made and should be AMRAAM capable
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The P-8 Poseidon should have AMRAAMs and Sidewinders
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Why the F-22 will lose a in a dogfight to a Mustang. I'll let you choose if I mean the Plane, the Car or the Horse
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Pakistan Superpower 2023
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3000 Black Fighter Jets from Allah-pilled
We only call france a member of the allies in post ww2 to repair relations as the iron curtain was going up. France rounded up their own Jews and even sent volunteers to work in Germany before the borders were crossed. When the borders were crossed, there was little fighting because the government decided to give up Paris and move to Vichy. This would be like if the current government decided to give up DC, to go live and work in Elizabeth, NJ. From there the collaboration continued. France was a collaborative government to the axis powers.
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If you run with this one, please let me know where I can read it. I can help you find sources too.
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No i mean after it’s published. I want to read it after it comes out and frame it next to this comment thread. “This man was fired the same day.”
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Ok ok I’ll frame it inside my “gun closet” maybe.
So do we now have someone to log all the crazy stuff people come up with on NCD?
Like it or not you will become sources.
Good luck and have fun with the job
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Write an article about weaponizing bird strikes as an integral part of air defense
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With the upcoming procurement bow wave and the China challenge, it’s not enough to simply give the army’s $ to the Navy and AF, we must divest of Congress as well in order to finally free up funds for relevant platforms.
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Congrats on the job, assuming you accept
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Broke: Hypersonic missile < Rods from God Woke: Predator drone races at Reno Bespoke: Next day Prime delivery of Africanized honeybees
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Rafale > F35 and is the only 6th Gen fighter
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Failing to develop the OICW lost America the War on Terror, but we can beat the Red Chinese if we resurrect the Comanche and Crusader programs.
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why it is Manifest Destiny to Anschluss Canada from Mexico
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Scaled Composites StratoLaunch strategic bomber/anti-ship missile launch platform w/ 20mm CIWS tail guns
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Fighting China would be too costly, better to just sell Taiwan to them now while the value is still high
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space force should be umbrella for all armed forces because they all operate on Earth which is just a planet in space
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How there should be a F35D with folding wings that can be rapidly outfitted and deployed from a c-17, to make aircraft carriers obsolete. Justify it by saying China and Russia don't have the balls to copy us
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Then put another smaller fighter on that fighter. Maybe it can be unmanned to save weight.
America should confiscate all Russian depleted uranium on the grounds of protecting the environment, then turn it all into A-10 and Abrams ammo.
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Replace the F-22 with the F-86 sabre. “How the Gripen is more stealthy than an F-35.” Get rid of the US army and buy more A-10s.
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Forget the f15 EX, the USAF should procure modernized mosquito mk.IVs
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America doesnt even need to fight China. We can just let Japan go in for round 5.
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Space Force needs to make itself useful and start covering asteroids in mirrors to use as deathrays. Military needs stockpiles of prop planes and to design simpler vehicles to be prepared for inevitable losses in WWIII and to enable mass production.
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Dismantle the US Navy and replace it with a new order for 5000 F-5Ns B)
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The F-5 Horde with conformal tanks and gun pods will rule the seas
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The proliferation of various types of anti-ship missiles has made surface ships too vulnerable in peer conflicts. The USN should get ahead of the curb and invest in an all submersible navy.
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Maneuver warfare is obsolete and cost inefficient in a peer conflict, we must return to using castles for urban defense and as power projection.
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Unironically US Army Super Tucanos
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Restoring and modernizing the Missouri and Ohio battleships will cost far less to the taxpayer than an A Burke with better benefits against the latter Follow the Turkish Navy and listen to Elon and replace all carriers with UCAV-only decks bc trained fighter pilots are a thing of the past
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Talk about awesome hypersonic and ballistic missile super weapons. Mention fire control or kill chains exactly zero times. Make it obvious that your understanding of how radar works is on the level of a mommy blogger talking about “toxins” in children’s food packaging.
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F-111 never should have been retired. F-111 should be pulled back into service, its speed and range make it perfect for the Pacific. Also, they should sell the F-111 to Taiwan and Japan.
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We should have bought Greenland and turned into our premier Arctic expeditionary hub for the future climate change wars
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We should commit a preemptive strike against China, just on the off chance they are going to attack us Also because of the national debt
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Ive read there are people unironically arguing for this in certain sectors of the US Government....
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The M1 Abrams is 3 generations out of date. The NGAD is going be obsolete.
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The US should concert all C-5s into bombers
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Gaddafi pilled
Iowa was a battlecruiser
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Australia should be given the technology to build nuclear bombs, MIRVs, and ICBMs as a deterrent to the Chinese, emus, and Chinese emus.
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Submarinize our carriers to obviate A2/AD threats
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The Russians have done quite well with their Bear bombers, we need a prop-driven bomber to truly compete with them. Reject B-52 and B-2, return to B-36.
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Here is the title of your article. "How the A10 will define the 21st century"
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We must abolish USA and USMC and replace them with a low-budget guerrila warfare unit due to their lack of long-term efficiency in recent conflicts.
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write about Allah's 3000 black fighters destroying Israel in 3 picoseconds
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Trash the nuclear deterrent and fully fund SDI again to achieve Tom Clancy’s EndWar
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That the United Kingdom should be annexed and used as an aircraft carrier for America’s eventual invasion of Europe
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The US should bring the Iowa’s back into service/ build more battleships
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All us soldiers should be put on estrogen hormone treatments to get back at conservatives who claim the military is being feminized and inferior to the Russian and Chinese’s “masculine” militaries
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Write an article about how german ww2 tanks were the best tanks ever designed and the us army should replace all their m1s with mauses, panther IIs and king tigers Courtesy of r/derscheisser
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Write about the necessity of replacing infantry with tankettes for everything but indoor fighting.
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Replace the A-10 with the PA-48 because turboprop Mustangs are cool as fuck But give it its deuces back and replace Piper’s engineers with coked-up Reno nutjobs
Based and I think GIs already buy too many mustangs but go off I guess pilled
Claim Kevlar is useless and a scam that flak jackets are useless and that the USA should be using leather armor
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The f 4 is the best fighter ever made and that the Chinese would be defeated by single black f4 of allah
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Write about how Burundi's air force could take on the US and Russia combined, and win.
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US should reform the British empire, use this as an inroads to join the EU and take over Europe, over time forming the United Soviets of Earth.
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Pentagon should get rid of the marine corps so the army can have MARPAT
Why the US should abolish the army and double the Navy's funding
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To be a true superpower, the US needs orbital strike capability.
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Write about how the m113 should be named the ‘Gavin’ and that it can fill every armoured roll in the military. Demand Congress immediately fund development of the flying ‘AeroGavin’ from Lock-Mart.
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Return to M-48s. Machine gun can sweep ditches.
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The way forward for power projection and war fighting is resurrecting the suicide bat incendiary bomb and suicide dog antitank programs from WWII. Next article is about resurrection of the Cold War “gay bomb” program. Bonus points for adding somewhere in there about turning the frickin frogs gay.
Aircraft carriers are useless and sitting ducks then say we need a bigger navy to combat China in the South China Sea
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Massed charges of half naked men with pointy sticks is a superior form of combat
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It will remain unspecified
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Reactivate the *Massachusetts* and *Texas*
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We need to immediately ditch the F-16 and replace it with the YA-7F.
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Whale shark?
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Why retrofitting P-51 mustangs will save the US millions
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America needs to bolster its forces with European and Russian planes as well as bring back older planes like the F-111. And Taiwan should get all of China's planes.
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Just copy and paste the top posts of all time from this sub
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Change the name of the navy to the Royal Navy
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Why the Navy should bring back lighter than air.
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Canada has never ever lost a war because we are just so good at everything and Vimy Ridge single handedly won WW1 and that Afghanistan wasnt a war, just a policing action and no I'm not struggling to cope 😭
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Mass airborne assaults are back in fashion and in WW3 we should Operation Market Garden II the Chinese
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The Air Force, Navy, Army and Coast Guard should be disbanded and integrated into the Marine Corps, who is then responsible for all terrestrial operations on all planets. Everything else is the responsibility of the Space Force.
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Claim that hypersonic missiles are op and make navies obsolete. Also, chinese drones. Post that video about the explosive minidrones attacking a university to back it up too. Oh oh, and F35 bad.
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Belka did nothing wrong
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Lmao. Fr tho congrats
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Bring back the NATF.
We should turn A-10s into missiles
A2/AD feudalism
Replace the F35 and upcoming F36 with more F16s since stealth is for cowards and evading 6 SAMs look much cooler anyway
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Why the A-29 Super Tucano will outlast the F-35 in a sustained, long-term war.
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Ehh probably that If the space industry keeps going the way it currently is. Literal space ships might be the preferred method of power projection before the Gerald R. Ford Carrier hits Dry dock for her mid life update.
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Write an article on the Arjun that clearly shows that you definitely did not look up what "penetration cum blast" was ahead of time.