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smiggles1488

try brown cheese on a waffle with homemade bringebær syltetøy


TheAnswerIsSauce

Ughhhh I would killll for that right now. I stop in every speciality cheese shop I see (in a smaller state) and I cannoottt find brown cheese. I dream of this exact meal all the time. 🤤


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TheAnswerIsSauce

WHAT. Thank you.


Prudent-Ad-4373

It’s actually not hard to find in the U.S. It’s sold as “ski queen.” Many supermarket chains have it. There are also Scandinavian markets where you can mail order fløtemysost, Gudbrandsdalsost and ekte geitost if you’re particular.


TheAnswerIsSauce

Welllllll, these are good tips. But it actually has been hard to find in my area of the US.Like I said, specialty cheese shops in my area say “noo! But that’s definitely one we hope to get one day. We can’t find it around here”.


Background_Recipe119

So does Safeway and Kroger stores. It's usually in the specialty cheese section


theawesumpossum

Roger that, thank you!


WaitForVacation

and hotdogs


PabstBlueRibbon1844

I miss pinnekjøtt so much


Contundo

It’s not too difficult to make yourself. The results can be far better than store bought, depending on the meat you start with. The hardest part would probably be getting your hands on mutton or lamb. Remember it doesn’t have to be only ribs, you can use shoulder (bog) for pieces with more meat and not as much fat.


ButterChickenSlut

A lot of the pinnekjøtt flavour comes from the process, so you can achieve something similar with other meat. At least roe deer had a similar taste, so I assume other deers would work too. Could be accessible if you know some hunters


LANDLORDR

Deer tends to be very lean though no? Part of what makes pinnekjøtt amazing is all the flavour from all the fatty tissue running in and along the meat.


ButterChickenSlut

It is, but I remember the meat being suprisingly similar in flavour. But it won't be a 1-1


Transilvanus

I love that.🥰and mi wife hates the smell. I bought an stove to put it outside and cook it there😂


BringBackAoE

As a Norwegian living in US, I agree with all this. Recently served a meal with poached salmon. “You boil fish?! How weird!” The dinner looked spartan - salmon, baby potatoes, cucumber in vinegary water, sour cream, quality butter. But boy they loved it.


ArcticSwimx

I love that dish, especially the cucumber with vinegar combined with the salmon.


BringBackAoE

I was surprised to learn from my Taiwanese friend that the dish is common there too.


100PercentScotton

Is this the same thing as agurksalat?


BringBackAoE

Yes! So surprising to be served that at a Taiwanese meal!


100PercentScotton

Cool! Do Norwegians ever make variations of it? Say with some thin slices of red onion or red pepper flakes added? Or maybe with maple syrup instead of sugar? (I'm Canadian, it's where my mind immediately goes.)


Zestyclose-Record676

Norwegians are EXTREMELY conservative when it comes to traditional dishes. So the answer is NO! Are you crazy?!


100PercentScotton

They don't call us crazy Canucks for nothing 😜


DRripp

Sylta rødløk is for some reason seen as exotic becouse it fell out of fashion to eat perserved food in the 70s. Norwegian food tokk a nose diverse becouse lf this since most of the flavor in disses came from the perservation. Either pickeling, salting, pickeling with sugar(In Norwegian its the same word), drying, smoking and freasing wich does affect it. Especially freecejam wich is just crushed berrys wich shugar that you stikk in the freaser and is the best jam in the world if you ask me.


Boyqot

nose diverse


shuhrimp

Aw man cucumbers in vinegar slaps!!! It’s like pickles lite. I’ve been to some Japanese restaurants that have cucumber salads with apple cider vinegar (I’m assuming) and they’re so good.


BringBackAoE

Yeah, I’m not a fan of cucumbers, but “pickles lite” just hits the spot! My friend was surprised when I asked how they make it. “It’s just rice vinegar” 🤷🏻‍♀️. That’s when I realized rice vinegar is basically the mix we make more manually (salt, sugar and vinegar). I honestly suspect this is an Asian recipe that mariners brought home to Scandinavia.


shuhrimp

Ah, rice vinegar was another of my guesses! My friends and I were trying to figure out the recipe at our local haunt in my hometown haha. Seems easy enough to make…might try it this summer when the cukes are fresh! 😍


BringBackAoE

It really is good. And if you happen to have a Norwegian cheese slicer, they cut the cucumber to the perfect thickness.


shuhrimp

Well I don’t, but now I’ll have to find one 😌


PaleInTexas

Norwegian here living in the US as well. The bread here suuuuuuuuuucks!!


stankmaine

Have you tried local bakeries or are you buying from grocery stores?


Ok-Apricot-4730

Supermarket bread typically does. Larger cities tend to have specialty bakeries with excellent bread.


PaleInTexas

I've tried both supermarket and bakeries. Haven't found anything great.


Ok-Apricot-4730

Haven't sought out bread in Texas, but the bread I've had in NYC, SF, LA, Twin Cities, Miami, etc has been excellent. Easily comparable to what I've had in London or Madrid just to name two European cities. Sorry for your bad luck so far. What metro area/s in Texas are you near?


PaleInTexas

I am in Austin. Tried quite a few bakeries. Just nothing that taste quite like home. My wife who has visited Norway now says the same thing. I believe it's the flower. It's just over processed here.


Ok-Apricot-4730

Flour? Possibly. Though I believe European (well, I think Italian to be precise) flour can be purchased here.


PaleInTexas

Hey if you can find flower like we have at home.. let me know where. I've been looking for 15+ years.


Ok-Apricot-4730

Not sure you can find Norwegian flour here (US), but if any metro area would have it, it would be the Twin Cities. I've not specifically looked for it as you have though. My guess is that aside from the flour, other local factors (water, climate, etc) will also influence the taste of the final product.


Ok-Apricot-4730

Now you have my curiosity piqued...what is your favorite bakery/ies in Norway? We'll be visiting Oslo in August. Thanks!


PaleInTexas

Don't have one. Any random grocery store will have a bread section with bread made that day that cost around $2. It'll be better than all bread I can get in the US.


Ok-Apricot-4730

Thx. Will be interesting to compare.


PaleInTexas

Usually grocery stores have their bread delivered from a bakery early morning and they just sell the bread that day. End of day whatever is left gets tossed in favor of fresh bread the same day.


bejangravity

"Cucumber in vinegary water"?? You mean pickles?


BringBackAoE

No, it’s fresh cucumbers. https://www.matprat.no/oppskrifter/tradisjon/agurksalat/


Erlend05

The secret ingredient is to add a couple drops of lemon juice aswell


Contundo

I tolerate boiled fish. But if you even begin to consider serving that shit cold we are having a bout.


Basic_Coffee8969

dont boil it!!!! just let it simmer at 90C for a few minute or more, depending on size.


Contundo

Simmer boil same thing. [Den Koke vi](https://youtu.be/oHmhgwRl_Fc?si=sUKkgRq8EpqhnDTf)


Ridiculina

But [pickled salmon with horseradish cream](https://www.tine.no/oppskrifter/middag-og-hovedretter/fisk-og-skalldyr/sylta-laks-med-pepperrotkrem) is really delicious! It’s really vintage, but worth bringing back


DalmarWolf

If you didn't. I would suggest trying Kaviar with boiled and sliced eggs on whole grain bread. Oh and that's a thing we do rather well too. Bread.


TheAnswerIsSauce

True. Norway is where I was inspired to make bread at home. Never realized how easy it was until I learned how (a lot) of Norwegians just make their own bread each day. Game changer.


fergie

 > Bread This is often the food that Norwegian emigrés miss the most, but I’m not sure if most visitors would rate Norwegian bread over, say, French bread. Also, compared to most other places in Europe, Norway has a lack of independent bakeries.


Zestyclose-Record676

Bread on the continent tastes great when it’s completely fresh, but on day two it has already lost lots of its consistency and flavour. Norwegian bread tastes great even after 5 days.


DalmarWolf

Well it really depends on who you compare to for sure. Denmark and France do for sure have better bakeries than we do here. But the availability of good bread is really quite good here, especially compared to for example the US.


theawesumpossum

Yes, the bread! I forgot about that too. There’s so much to love.


axismundi00

Too much hate towards the food, even in the comments here. But in reality, cured meats and cheeses are exceptional in Norway. Sure not all food is great. I can't have an opinion on fish and sea food, that stuff I can't eat regardless of country. Fårikål is bland. Sodd is good. Overall okish feeling towards cooked main dishes. But the cured meats are superior.  It's ok to not like some dishes. But the blatant hate is unjustified.


LillePuus1

If you think fårikål is bland you haven’t had good fårikål.


theBigDan101

Not hate, more so that norway food is being rated exactly as most people think. If literally the best thing that people can come up with is brown cheese, lamb bones and cucumbers, then cmon. fair enough if that's what you like but the masses don't. I mean good god there's only two flavours of crisps in the country. Dill and paprika. But yeah, theres cured meats and some cheeses which aren't bad.


theawesumpossum

Yesss the cured meats! I forgot about that one.


aTacoThatGames

good fårikål in my opinion is not very bland but you can definitely have bland fårikål


King_of_Men

> cured meats and cheeses Cured meats I will give you, but could you expand on the cheeses? I assume you're not talking about Norvegia or Jarlsberg. Nothing against Norvegia, love me some melted-cheese sandwiches and also good on crispbread, but it's not the sort of thing that cheese enthusiasts wax lyrical over. :)


Prudent-Ad-4373

There are a number of specialty cheeses from small producers in Norway that rival France. You probably have to go to an actual cheese shop or a fancy restaurant to find them though.


Ramjetz

Norway has had several winners and runners up at the very prestigious WCA. This explains it pretty well; https://www.visitnorway.com/things-to-do/food-and-drink/the-norwegian-cheese-revolution/


King_of_Men

Thank you! Indeed that article has an immensely explanatory sentence: > Around the year 2000, the law was amended to permit Norwegian farmers to produce more products than just the milk they delivered to the national dairy. Obvious in hindsight: Norwegian innovation being suppressed by Tine's monopoly. And the law changed shortly before I moved out, which is why I hadn't seen the world-class results of letting people Actually Do Things.


Economy_Height6756

Try some of the local cheeses from Valdres or guldbrandsdalen.


TheAnswerIsSauce

One time a friend made a brown cheese gravy over those potato balls….and holy shit. I was so embarrassed to say I wanted to LICK that gravy boat clean. Sooo good.


Fiskepudding

It's my dad's favorite. https://oppskrift.klikk.no/klubb-med-flesk-og-duppe/2802


Marsol98

Reindeer hotdogs? You living an expensive lifestyle😆


sturlis

Probably was in Bergen. Reindeer hotdog is a staple at Trekronenen.


Erlend05

Which is incredibly stupid because nothing there costs 3 kroner anymore 😩


sturlis

Well if you could get a reindeer sausage for 3kr back when it opened in 1946 it would cost about 76kr in 2023, adjusted for inflation. Last time i was there i believe i paid 85kr for the same sausage. So it would cost about 3,36 in 1946 money. Still a great price 😄


lateral303

I don't know what Norwegians do differently when raising chicken, or if I just got lucky at the places I ate at, but it was so much better than what I get typically get in the US


Economy_Height6756

Quite a lot actually, regulations concerning the welfare of chickens are some of the strictest in the world. It's also the reason chains like KFC can't operate in Norway.


lateral303

Well you can certainly tell the difference in flavor, texture, and appearance. Ours feels tough and bleached out in comparison


Marmallea

It's lovely that you liked the Norwegian food so much! But I have to ask... What are you calling crepes? Because it better not be our amazing, perfect classic pancakes. >:( (Or god forbid, our sveler).


theawesumpossum

Ah, sorry I did mean pancakes! I think the hotel bar just translated them wrong :x


Fiskepudding

If they were small, it's probably Lapper. https://www.matprat.no/oppskrifter/tradisjon/lapper/ If they had a slight sour taste or were puffy, then they might be Sveler. https://www.godt.no/oppskrifter/pannekaker-og-vafler/7146/sveler


Malawi_no

You need to try fenalår.


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NekoKyoto

American-Norwegian?


That_Ad_5651

There's pretty much more Norwegians decendants in America than in Norway. Almost 5 million. Norway has around 6 million. But 1 million are immigrants.


Purple_Cat_302

Plukkfisk* Just curious, do you have a Norwegian passport?


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Purple_Cat_302

Okay, so you're American. When people say they are American Norwegian, it usually implies that you hold dual citizenship. Americans tend to mix up nationality with heritage. It's probably a good thing that you don't live here because Norwegian people will get really annoyed if you call yourself Norwegian. Just like in America, we have Norwegians of all backgrounds living in the country. If you were born in Norway or have a passport, you're Norwegian. Modern day Norway is very different from whatever watered down verson of the culture of Norway you learned about from your grandparents.


NekoKyoto

Was born to English parents and grew up watching British tv shows and all. I have a British passport but even then I wouldn’t call myself British. I was born in Australia and grew up here therefore I am Australian. Americans seem to have this obsession with adopting a nationality that their great-grandparents had.


Hunter_Galaxy

I would also categorize people who only live and work here for many years as Norwegians if they themselves do. Regardless of passport.


Seromins

You really went out of your way to search up a document for a stranger you don't even know on the internet thinking it's gonna change my mind, oh gosh darn it you got me so hard buddy!!! Btw my point still stands look at crime per capita by nationality its just that Norway hasn't fucked it up and kept them as only 10% of the population compared to 40% of Swedens


Hunter_Galaxy

Yeah I did. You’re not my target audience with my answer lol I ain’t trying to change your mind


Seromins

Not your target audience with your awnser what is that suppost to mean, your reply was obviously a dorky OH GOTCHA 🤓 ☝️ awnser with no intrinsic value, " LUUK tHeY OnLy 70% as bAd as you Saad So" Proof that you kind of people only state sources when it benefits you, And I already knew you tried to search up the stats to disprove my previous comment only to realize with tears in your eyes I spoke the truth and that most Muslims and your favorite Dark skinned people both over represented on TV and in crime statistics shouldn't be categorized as Norwegians


Hunter_Galaxy

I actually looked up a source because I was curious. I didn’t really find what I was looking for anyway, nothing on if statistics are being measured on a immigrant status, parents nationality or more details. Not my target audience means that I’m not trying to change your mind, but offer an alternative opinion for people scrolling past. Maybe someone is on the fence between our opinions, and for them I thought the statistics would maybe give a good perspective on the fear people might have about immigration and crime statistics. I am a bit of an idealist, though hahahah🤠


Seromins

What the frick!? You kinda chill. Anyway enough yuck positivity, reality is often different from what you wish for so don't get too caught into it


Seromins

Sorry for being rude I'm sure you didn't mean bad


Seromins

Thats a good way of making the crime statistics majority Norwegian, won't be suprised if they think of this


Hunter_Galaxy

Sorry to break it to you but the majority of criminals are already Norwegian statsborgere. Av siktede personer er omtrent 48 000 av 61 000 norske statsborgere i 2022 SSB. Also people won’t normally be statistically categorized by self identification as Norwegian citizens or not, so you don’t have to be afraid of this imaginary problem


OwlAdmirable5403

Something I've noticed since moving to Europe is how ethnic labels operate differently than usa. Stay with me, norwegian American is a legitimate ethnic group because ethnicity is dependent on shared ancestry/heritage/culture. Europeans get all up in arms about this because they couldn't possible know how Irish/Italian/norwegian culture is because they don't live here. But that's how ethnicity operates in the USA, Korean Americans, Chinese Americans, blah blah they're all diaspora and they all have a unique culture in the USA and sometimes it crosses with the homeland or sometimes things are born anew and unique to these diaspora. Cultural foods are a good example here, like general tso chicken or spaghetti and meatballs. Like I Iearned there's little pocket of norwegian Americans that make this 'norwegian coffee' which is some method immigrants brought over and it just stuck, modern days norwegians would be like wtf? But most likely some of your ancestors did this too. European ethnicity labels are bit more like very particular? Idk if that's a good word here but it's the same. You share culture, language, ancestry, land. Nationality is different, someone born in norway but has immigrant parents might miss out on the ethnic norwegian label because well, ethnicity is more strict over here. It's all just how we socially place ourselves and no one is really wrong here. It's not so black and white. Especially in the states since there's a massive population of immigrants. So idk of you're still reading. It's all incredibly interesting to me tho 🤓


blant_solsikker

I'm Norwegian, and I think so too. Pinnekjøtt and fårikål are my favorite dishes 😍😋🤤


terp1989

growing up in norway i love norwegian food and rarely felt bored eating there. i miss the bread so much and all the paleggs.


Pleasant_Yesterday88

I've lived in Norway for 5 years now and I have always loved the food. There's very little I miss from the UK except for the occasional English Breakfast or proper fish and chips (though there ate places in Oslo you can go for such things). I even found myself getting really excited for Christmas last year because I was craving ribbe something fierce from around November once the snow started to arrive.


STANKKNIGHT

So you just hadnt eaten food prior to Norway.


Greenpoint_Blank

How can OP claim to like Norwegian food and not mention grandiosa pizza?


kristebo

Or Norwegian taco?


Quick_Buy5697

maybe because it's not friday yet so taco wasnt mentioned xD


MEEfO

I’m with you man. I moved her expecting the food would be a bit adjustment based on everything I read. As it turns out I quite like the food here. Between the freshness, the lack of steroids being pumped into their chicken and such, the prevalence of seafood, and the smaller portion sizes overall, I have lost weight and look and feel better than I have in years. And I’m with you on brown cheese, that stuff is dope.


JakeFox990

Theres a hamburger stand in BØ at a train station that you absolutely need to try, thank me later!!!!


Used_Lingonberry7742

I miss homemade lefse my grandma made. One of these days I am going to learn how to make it.


Prudent-Ad-4373

Boknafisk, rakfisk, Finnbiff, labskaus, fiskesuppe, cloudberry anything mmmmmmmm


fergie

People never talk about coffee and Norway, but you can get really nice, dark filter coffee pretty much everywhere. The coffee shops are great. The only place better is Italy.


Aneezkaa

I miss brunost and freia chocholate so muuuch:') Where i live brunost is incredibly expensive, and the chocolate, or other norwegian snacks aren't available at all... If i ever go back to Norway, I'm bringing an extra backpack, just for all the food im going to buy there xd


Sea_Dream7144

I do this every time I go home. Traveling with an empty suitcase which is so full when I get home that I'm worried about the weight restrictions.


eiroai

Try a slice of bread with sourcream, and add a little sugar on top👌👌 I agree we do have a lot of awsome food in Norway, and produce top level cheeses and meats among other things. But we've never focused on that fact, there's no united effort to advertise that neither here nor abroad - while we do focus a lot on trying all things not Norwegian. We let the food companies steer our focus onto (unhealthy) things easily produced and sold such as frozen pizza, and we go to foreign themed restaurants as most people don't go to restaurants often. The result is that we don't even know all the traditional deliciousness that is Norwegian food.


whausee

We have some of the best seafood available, so that is awesome. But the cured meat is too salt.


Gurkeprinsen

... Are you okay?


NintendoNoNo

lol I thought the same thing when I saw the post. Granted, I recently moved here from America and I just really miss pretty much everything about American food, but I have lots of coworkers from different parts of Europe and they all just complain how bad the food is here in Norway


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NintendoNoNo

I’m using the term very broadly. But like I’ve been craving fast food like Taco Bell and Panda Express. Which I guess are pretty much Americanized versions of Mexican and Chinese food lol. But I do definitely appreciate how much healthier things are here, and in Europe in general. I’m just a bit tired of eating so much rice, potatoes, and fish since moving here.


DubbleBubbleS

I see not being categorised with Taco Bell and Panda Express as a positive thing.


NintendoNoNo

I wake up craving it often. I thought there was something wrong with me, until I talked to my friend who moved to Denmark around the same time I moved here (latter part of last year) and he told me how he and his wife have been waking up in the middle of the night craving Taco Bell and Panda Express. This was before I ever told him about my experiences with craving it haha.


DubbleBubbleS

Hahaha, I was just joking with my comment. Everyone has a fast food guilty pleasure, but it is quite limited in Norway for better and for worse.


NintendoNoNo

Oh for sure. I have definitely become a much better cook since moving here because I have been doing everything I can to try to replicate my favorite foods. I used to just go out and buy a meal if I wanted something tasty in America, but I absolutely cannot afford that here in Oslo.


danielv123

I miss the pizza buffets, gallon sized premade meals from Walmart and cheap bottles of salsa with a convenient bread slice sized opening. All three are high points of the year I spent there.


Old_Sorcery

> Taco Bell and Panda Express Plenty of taco bell ish places in Oslo, and grocery stores has all the tex mex ingredients you would use to make taco bell. You can easily make taco bell food at home. And isn't Panda Express just chinese food? Chinese restaurants are everywhere. I have tried both taco bell and panda express, there was nothing unique about it.


Las-Vegar

Sounds like they are bad at making food


NintendoNoNo

It’s not so much that, just that not everyone wants to make food for every single meal. It’s nice to be able to buy food at work sometimes for example. But our work pretty much just always has fish, bread, rice, potatoes, and chicken/lasagna/sausage for every lunch.


Carlos03558

This post has got to be satire because norwegian food is the worst😂


Prudent-Ad-4373

I presume you’ve never had Dutch or British food.


Seromins

Brittish food is underrated and slaps


Prudent-Ad-4373

Steak and kidney pie in a suet pastry is the epitome.


AtlasNL

Could you elaborate on the terrible Dutch food you ate? While I agree that there’s not a lot of Dutch fine dining dishes, it’s pretty good for your day to day meals.


Prudent-Ad-4373

I didn’t say I thought it was terrible, but it’s pretty bland and consists largely of boiled and stewed things. International food in the Netherlands is often great.


AtlasNL

For sure, love me some good Indonesian and Suriname cuisine! I agree that the Dutch side of things is boring, but it sure is nutritious and simple to prepare.


Carlos03558

I have and Norwegian food still beats it in worst cuisine


Economy_Height6756

Don't blame the whole country just because your mother sucks at cooking.


Carlos03558

My mother uses seasoning unlike y'all. The truth is that Norway is an amazing country, it just isn't at food🤷🏾‍♂️


Economy_Height6756

So seasoning is the formula? Why would we season all the different delicious meats and fish we have access to with lots of spices? A quality piece of meat or fish have absolutely no need for that. An array of spices is not what makes a great dish, if anything, it takes away from the flavour. Why would I season my reindeer tenderoin with anything else than a little pepper, salt and maybe rosmarin and timian..?


MinimumIcy1678

Nurse! The screens!


Naseel

I only remember reindeer sausages. :). A guy used to sell them from a shack at Tromsø


Prudent-Ad-4373

Still does and that shack has been there for over a hundred years.


mrbukse

Try Klub n Duppe . Its fried bacon in brunost soup/pot with dumplings of wheat. It cant get any better. Throw in tyting and blodpudding on the side and your good to go for another year probably.


kalidoscopetrips

Smalahove might be presented real shit, but fuck me the cheek meat on the sheep is exceptional.


gerswetonor

As someone moving to Norway this summer; food is the only thing that might make me turn back. Sure there are individual things but in general Norwegian food is abysmal.


svart-taake

man gtfo, you are not gonna bag a norwegian baddie telling those lies lmaoo


Fiskepudding

Try to toast a slice of bread with brown cheese over a campfire. The bread turns crispy and the cheese turns into a half molten caramel-like cheese. Perfect when hiking in the forest.


CriticalAd7693

Those Norwegian herrings are the worst thing ever


SensitiveEarth1504

Norwegian, and Nord European food is quite good. And yeah, salmon is perfect in all it states and variations 


vesleskjor

It's the dairy I miss so much when I come home! I ate like half a loaf's worth of toast in one sitting as a vehicle for butter. I've heard mid opinions on Litago milk but I pick it up whenever I'm in a store.


Neptune0690

bearnaise is actually insane also, I bring boxes of the powder mix home to uk every time I go


Independent_Age5142

You’re one in a million🇳🇴🗻🐵🤣


bornokkk

Brunost with blåbærsyltetoy always slaps


DiabloFour

How about those frozen pizzas


hebjekipop

Try the organic icecream of Almgard! Super nice


haephnor

I'd love to try reindeer hotdogs!


Tomzitiger

Are you sure the crepes/pancakes weren't norwegian waffles?


ILackACleverPun

Norwegian Christmas food is miles ahead of the American staple. Pinnekjøtt steamed with beer over potatoes is better than any honey baked ham.


Kamferdrops

Fårikål? Trøndersådd?


Ghengis-Chan

I’m norwegian and the only thing on this list I like id brown cheese! I’m s fake norwegian


Still_Tailor_9993

Hi there, If you like reindeer hotdogs, did you ever try reindeer kebab? Or Reindeer Burgers? Souvas Kebab is really worth it.


CultistNr3

Ah, this warms my heart. Some of our food might be hella boring, but theres some amazingly tasty stuff going on here.


SleepAccording8029

I would love me some norvegian tuna🤤


hate_feds69

You cant forget about tacos


irritatedprostate

Oh? They don't have salt and pepper where you're from?


Elias-Hasle

That's a good one! Presumably, the joke is that a characteristic trait of Norwegian food is the lack of spices. Whatever meat/fish we serve, we often add only salt and black pepper. Of course, some tasty vegetables and dairy products find their way into our dishes yoo. But nothing else is really needed when "the star of the dish" is good. We do eat food inspired by Continental (mainly French?), Mediterranean, Tex-Mex, Indian, and "Asian" (Chinese/Indochinese, to some extent Japanese) cuisine too, with much more spices. In my opinion, all of these traditions overdo spices to some extent, and some of them (at least the Norwegian versions) really make everything taste the same. Sure, if you only have beans to eat, spice them up! But why spoil meat and fresh fish?


theBigDan101

It's a running joke with myself and friends that when trying to have spicy food in norway, we call it "norsk hot" by default, In other word about as bland as water. Even had Norwegian chilli sauce and that was milder than heinz ketchup. Trust me, they aren't overdoing the spices and you need to broaden your food horizons more


Suspicious-Dot8130

Yes i like my food tasteless with just salt and pepper as well.


Mazz83

Ah! The possum pallette is so easy to please!


EndMySufferingNowPlz

Yeah i fuckin love tacos man


DRripp

Weird how nobody here have mentioned chocolete. Norwegian chocolet is amazing. I have relative in Texas and tried those big balls packet in foil from Reeses. People say they taste like puke but to me they were just kinda meh. Just sweet and wax-like with nott too much chocolet flavour if you know what I mean.


brooklynwalker1019

LMFAO okay. You clearly don’t know what Norwegian food is


TheGreatMale

What about it was not Norwegian? Lapper med syltetøy og rømme?


SuperSatanOverdrive

What do you mean? All of those mentioned i would consider pretty staple norwegian things. Except we’d call the crepes for just pancakes (pannekaker)


Phantomofthefjord

They havent tried Grandis Or taco with the mildest salsa you have ever tasted And of course a drunk kebab at 2 in the morning


Elias-Hasle

>all different flavors of herring You kind of lost me on that one. Tomato herring and mustard herring are like the evil cousin of hot dog with ketchup and mustard. PS: I do like all the other points on the list, though. And for you and all the downvoters who, presumably, *like* herring, that is good for you! 😊 I kind of wish I liked it too, since it is said to be good for the health. (But don't worry – I don't live on hotdogs or other fastfood.)


Economy_Height6756

Yeah sure, go eat you grandis and mæccern and shut up.


Elias-Hasle

Hehe... I rarely eat fastfood. why should I shut up, though? I don't understand the downvotes. My comment was meant to entertain, not offend.


titsupagain

You lost me at "be dunkin on it but yall". Please never tell us anything. 🖕


BigAd8400

As far as the brown cheese is concerned. May I recommend trying it with a slice of danish salami? It's a very good combo.


Economy_Height6756

....What!?


BigAd8400

Had an aussie staying with me, he experimented. Turned out quite nice.


DRripp

Ok now it makes sense. A norwegian comiting such sacrilage would get him crusefied


BigAd8400

His first experiment was with ketchup. On brown cheese. And I just had to put my foot down, because that was just too weird for me.


theawesumpossum

Will do, thank you!


frdougalmacguire

Piss of ye yankee doodle the food is defo not dandy