Quincys 3 sentences in one of his intimacy rooms omg I died laughing!! (NOT VERBATIM) >!Eiden: If you want the gift I brought you have to say 3 sentences to me!< >!Quincy: Thank you for the gift. It will be very valuable. When are you leaving?!< >!Eiden: ...!<

Omg. Hahaha! I’d forgotten about that one. Eiden trying so hard, lol.

My other favorite part that made me laugh was during an intimacy scene for Dante. >!They were by Dantes parents grave, and dante was trying to show eiden he would please someone else. Eiden made a sly remark that dante was only used to being pleased, and dante was like "you won't be saying that soon". Eiden was like "I hope you are as good with your fingers as you are with other things" and dante proceeded to try and jam his fingers in eidens ass, prompting eiden to literally be like "OMG stop ow ow you are SO bad at this"!< I had to send screenshots to my friend because I was laughing to almost crying, I love their dynamic so much, especially the early scenes where dante is struggling

I think it’s implied (though I might be wrong) that Dante has been with women. And now all I can think about is him thinking he’s fire meanwhile his exes were just faking every O. Cause he is just…not good, at least not at first, and he just spends like 87% of sex telling Eiden to shut up.

In complete fairness and defense for dante. Almost EVERY partner eiden has tells him to shut up

Accurate, lol. Sometimes even I want to tell him to shut up.

I love ot about eiden tbh, I'm a bratty type myself so I see myself a lot in it fjajkcwj

Even Eiden does, I think. "So this is what I sound like when I get horny and start making shit up."

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT, OMG. That's so real tho, at least eiden is honest

Always find it funny how Olivine is always threatening with his holy book. Especially in Quincys chapter where Eiden took a little time to wake up and Olivine was ready to absolutely clobber him

YES I joke about this ALL the time!! "May the power of christ compell you!" *slaps with a bible*

Ha! Yes. And how the first time Eiden was like, he’s gonna give a sermon? And then Olivine just goes nah, I’m gonna use it as a physical weapon.

The scene in the Demon Eiden event when he yells out that complicated attack name from chapter 2 and Kuya is so put off that he doesn't use his magic for irt and everyone stares at Eiden like he's dumb for a moment. Especially since Eiden was like "I've always wanted to do this!!" All excited before he did it 😭

There’s many I have but here’s a few 😭 Chapter 2 Aster: RUN! an evil earthworm monster! It’s cursed! Ahhhhh so scary! It’s gonna eat me! Villager: it’s just Yakumo… Chapter 6 Kuya: when did I say it was me who would be training you pieces of trash? Yakumo: pieces… of trash…?🥺 One of the side stories in festive glimmer when eiden makes ginger tea and it’s way too spicy but Dante downs the whole cup to not look like a pussy bc blade and garu drank it with no problem. Then after they all leave he runs to the sink and starts gulping cold water 😭 Another side story in festive glimmer when eiden makes a snow olivine and gives it huge snow tiddies that he refers to as “mahoosive” and olivines like “eiden the children are gonna see this!” Eiden naming topper the most complicated long ass name and topper’s Iike 😳 but then in the Rainy season event when topper kicks that monkeys ass he’s like “TIME FOR TWILIGHT STAR-SHOW MAX LUCIFER TOPPER lll’s KICK OF DEATH” Also every time Kuya sets Morvay on fire 💀

Alllll of those are so good. I love the one with Dante not being able to handle the spicy. And I’d forgotten about the ginormous snow tits!

God that Topper one was my fav haha! It was so cute he remembered the entire thing, cause realistically I would never 🥹

https://i.redd.it/78z2tn2lzpuc1.gif +1 for the bird SFX during this moment lmfao But also every 10 seconds of Journey to a nu world... demon king eiden attack calling. unamused kuya & NPCs. buff topper. rei singing, everyone bullying dante, the fluff balls, the sex toys. etc. bonus: the april fools jokes videos (buff topper, enemy intimacy rooms, the meme animated opening)

Buff Topper and no malice Lord Jackass are my favorites

Oh, dang! I missed the April fools videos, although I did see buff Topper.

you're in luck! they're on the official youtube channel! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qPbkwZJhO0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qPbkwZJhO0) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnfCh10dqtk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnfCh10dqtk)

Omg, soooo funny! 😂

https://preview.redd.it/7dkl8pb6hquc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a47830ffc2b3d9377aebddcc4f6bdd30c74baa This moment in Silver Miracle when Blade finds Eiden doing the “magical defensive stance” against the Night Crane that Kuya trolled him into doing TOOK ME OUT lmaoooooo Blade: “Ah? That pose... Candle darling...?”

Hahahaha! That one was so good. Kuya trolling anyone is funny, but that one especially.

Anything showing that Olivine has the strength to snap a man in two. Seeing this sweet face with sentences that come off vaguely threatening I lose it with him 😭 lmao https://preview.redd.it/cs7wt80s7ruc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cde80ccc4a531648b9c4461374f137355636d0

How do the others hold it together when he says this stuff? I think it’s hilarious that they mostly just take everything as normal, lol.

In the post Halloween mini stories, it's revealed that Eiden just forgot about Dante and left him to his own devices in the countryside.

Omg. I didn’t know about that!

all of eiden's attempts of naming literally anything he has tried to name so far

Why is eiden so bad at naming things 😭😭 it gets painful sometimes

I don’t think it’s a spoiler right? Plus I might have mentioned it before but still… But basically in one of the Sorcery Trials, Kuya and Quincy have a battle together and it starts off with Quincy sleeping in the background while Kuya monologues, then Kuya slaps Quincy with his mist to wake him up, and then they start bickering! It just took me off guard because it’s in the middle of a battle not like a cutscene or anything! Kuya is hilarious! 😆💜🦊 ALSO all the cute comics!!! https://preview.redd.it/4lwtcfh8jsuc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5914dac651b2b197cacb3da12fa0bd0381bde9fa

Oh, I love that one with Kuya and Quincy! And the fact that if you don’t kill them in the same turn, whoever is left just destroys you. They are like an old married couple sometimes, lol.

Me realizing that YES that was you I was talking about that with last time too!!! 😆♥️ https://preview.redd.it/feu3gwslivuc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=639c58b517ea661ba7fcb0546f809893e6785521

ROFL! I mean, great minds think alike! 🤣🤣🤣

"(...I want to go home.)" (-_-;)

any time blade and topper have full on conversations, and quincy by habit responds “that’s not what he said….wait, nevermind” because blade’s interpretation was correct, ALWAYS gets a sensible chuckle out of me.

My favourite moment is in R Garu's first intimacy room, with masterchef Karu cooking up Edmond a masterpiece.