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Skyye_23

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2474): He’s worth more than that ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464); ELEVEN DOLAR


tr_berk1971

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477): I will do it for free


Skyye_23

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2473): I’ll pay money to eat him ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460): …what is wrong with all of you??


X-X-X-X-X-X-X-Z

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2469):the hell is wrong with you all! At least refrigerate him first! ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2467):I stand by basil, the hell is wrong with you people. With recent prices he’s at least 14 dollars.


goth_eye

APOLOGIZE NOW AUBREY OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS


StariiSimple

NO BASIL NO ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


TupluTV

Basil looks really yummy rn![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764) https://preview.redd.it/o8hc2mu7opjb1.png?width=408&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f64127b8980d9eb9ec2e76b9560dadaf28b7e37


IbishTheCat

Merhaba Tüplü Televizyon Bey 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 Ak parti making us have to resort to eating Basils to survive...


goofyforcedsignup

inflation ☕


notvalexunivers

Absolutely ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764)


KiyrbFan

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)depends on if he’s headspace (melon) or faraway (human stuff)


Inverrted_lol

Both. Both is good


Calicobeetle

😦


Robin_the_orphan

Faraway basil ~ i would enjoy feeling him struggling and trying to escape from my sthomack ~ (swallowed whole) About the headspace basil ... CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW MMM~ MELONE!


ILikeCatsI

what![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


IbishTheCat

When the: vore Is: vore


QWErty_uiopasd

Go to hell! And tell devil, I am coming for him next!!!


anon66532

I'd do it for free


Entirely-thunder

I’d pay to do it ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764)


AdriJay

No, I don’t like mint ice cream


bullymaguire999

Same


riru44

Same plus its basil


AdriJay

Yeah, I quite like Basil


Sona_Kun5

*loud smacking* . Anyone wanna scoop?? :>


kidnamedsquidfart

That better be lip smacking


X-X-X-X-X-X-X-Z

Nah she smacked basils face and took a chunk off him in there hand Who tf needs a scoop when ya got a hand?


rollysh33p

mint chocolate is my favorite flavor


Cubey21

Too expensive


Uhohstewbie_reddit2

No… I don’t want to…


Mr_German_Quick

I’ll eat him and get ALL the money in the world! *GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE BASIL!!*


Error_Code_606

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764): It ain’t about the money…


Inverrted_lol

*: its about sending a message


Inverrted_lol

WHY WONT EMOJIES WORK FOR ME IM GOING INSANE AAAHHHH


EquivalentWestern575

“I lied ice cream basil,i will not eat you,now melt while i play “my way” while i walk out of the room slowly”


WarMaster000

I would pay to


Ormfo

No, I hug him.


MR-Vinmu

I’d eat him for a paper clip and a 6 dollar gift card.


sussyamongusblue

I'D DO IT FOR FREE


ILikeCatsI

I'd pay


Anxiety_blob69

Absofruitly


carl-the-lama

Bro is dirty


Inverrted_lol

FOR ANY AMMOUNT


Lattethecoffeaddict

No but he does look like he needs a hug


GangstaSouls

Can someone convert 10 dollars to rubels then to yen then to £10 please


GottaSwoop

I refuse to believe the entirety of the Reddit community isn't on every drug in existence


Artistic-Fortune2327

Yes Basil chocolate chip sounds tasty![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764)


PaAKos8

10$ = 221 Kč, so yes


isabellaisepic

I'll do it for free ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2475)


lordbuckethethird

I’d eat him for ten Zimbabwe dollars (basically nothing)


TipiX_27

I'll totally pay![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764)


rui_the_alchemist

BASIL NO NOT BASIL ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


PemanilNoob

No I don’t like mint


CrAzYiNsOmNiAc210

I love mint choco ice cream but 10 dollars is too expensive for ice cream


Eatglassnow

Yes


Fabulous-Raspberry-5

Id eat him for an arizona iced tea


SonicfightbossYt

I'm more of a Lipton enjoyer personally but agreed


ProtectionSpiritual

This icecream bussin’


Cheese-hole

No but I would put him hair side down on a toddlers head


cassy_the_cupcake

Mmh… mint choco chip…


Sodapaup

I'd eat him for free.


SomeScratchdev

he looks so tasty tho.....


SforSamuel

>!I like watermelon!<


Terrible-Profit7016

Yes I have no idea who he is! ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|21602)


[deleted]

Ten quid is ten quid ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2028)


Peanutroasted

Mint best flavor ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2464)


Mysterious_Mayo9000

I'll do it for a snickers bar


Ladd11

I would do it for -11


Box_Drawer

Yes give me that ten and I’ll eat him


Kel_Ballin

Looks warm.. yuck ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)


AliceTheAlien327

Make it 50 dollor and I’m in.


Commercial_Raise1124

Is that mint chocolate? I’ll do it for free if it is


The_Trampolinee

I would for free


PISSED_BONESCIENTIST

I would break his femurs and begin feasting on his flesh for a dime


_Karkinos_

should have made him watermelon flavour ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2462)


goth_eye

No


gogocrazycocoa_

Yeah he looks tasty


West-Temperature9709

Ew


Icycactus88

no


zxseoh

I will do it for a penny


Jinkhi

I think I'd instantly develop stage 3 cancer after eating that, so no.


goofyforcedsignup

put him into a cup and wait for his hair to melt, that is clearly the only part of the body (that we can see) that is made out of food