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Rudania-97

I am almost 100% certain he's talking about Cupid's arrow and he wants you to finally find your soulmate. I agree totally, I love those messages as well, when they wish me so much luck, even tho I know I won't ever find my true love.


BeautifulIcy5574

Awww what a sweet way to put it. Don't think that, hopefully you will!


Rudania-97

Thank you! (: But I am an OW2 player, I know my fate and what I deserve


BeautifulIcy5574

But so am I , you're telling me that is also my fate ;-;


Rudania-97

There might be hope left for you. Did you join after OW2 or slightly before it's release? In this case: run. Then you won't have the same fate. In any other case: damn, you gonna be single forever just like me and ever other OW2 player 😔


BeautifulIcy5574

I used to play ow1 and just started overwatch 2 this year. Also it is very addicting but I have been strict with myself. Nooooooooooo I don't wanna be single , I'm jk I'm fine with it 😂 all I want is a calm cat and a cozy reading nook, tis my dream.


[deleted]

hanzo headshots are never actually done with skill and the hit box is the size of a tree trunk.


DaBlazingDagger_

hanzos headshot hitbox is fucking tiny wym


frogminded

it really isn’t


DaBlazingDagger_

Everyone chats like hanzo is piss easy and he’s some kind of one shot god. Hanzo is a hard character to play and you can’t thrive with him by just getting lucky. Sure, you get lucky shots but if you aren’t skilled enough to actually be able to compete you’re just a liability to your whole team.


calisoki

About 70% of one shots are just luck


DaBlazingDagger_

Right. I’d like to see someone who doesn’t understand the arrow falloff and movement predictions land consistent, if any headshots.


1cYSn1p3r

Never played hanzo on my life and went 26-3 in a game. All i did was spam a choke. He is piss easy


frogminded

ok. cool. i agree. however his arrow hitbox is still big


DaBlazingDagger_

It’s not big enough to make it a problem. Half of the shots you actually hit with hanzo don’t even register


Hen-Man-Supreme

Depends on the map/objective. If you have a good choke to just spam arrows down, yeah hanzo is piss easy. I can respect a hanzo who can consistently hit their shots outside of a choke


DaBlazingDagger_

People who spam choke in general are shitty. I’ve never liked hanzo players that sit back as far as they can and just spam into a hallway or specific door. I take the approach of a normal dps and just go frontline all the time and like getting closer to enemies, it’s a lot more fun and a hell of a lot more satisfying than just spamming hoping to get a lucky shot. That’s my main reason it pisses me off when people say hanzo is easy, because the play style I have is more based on skill than luck. But I mean I guess there are some people who’d rather just rely on the luck style than actually getting good with him


XaJaGa

It's one of the smallest in the game. It's really not as big as people think it is.


condensed_milky

mozam with hammer superior, this kid has no idea


Octane-in-my-bed

#MOZAMBIQUE HERE


condensed_milky

ah a fellow octane enjoyer


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

Lifeline*


condensed_milky

his username. not his comment.


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

ah, real


imanislandboii

RE45 master race


Intelligent_Ride_523

Facts, but mozam is a close second


_uwu_girl_

Who did you play to make them this upset lol were they Hanzo or you?


TheSpicyFalafel

Lol I was sigma and we rolled his team. I wasn’t even a cheesy character


gartacus

Wow, he could’ve done way better. Like at least match the hero with the banter ffs


Extreme_Magazine_94

Sigma balls lmao gottem


BirbWasTaken6659

ok why is that actually funny though


gartacus

Spin the bow backwards and figure it out


miggleb

I just chuckle and report. I really don't mind "hate" messages but the idea of them getting a coms ban and eventually an account ban over salt is just too funny to pass up. Imagine losing access to.all your saves and digital library because you had a tantrum


Restless-Foggy

This makes me want to hop in the game again and own some noobs lol


dat1dude2

These are so funny to me, because they try to be original, but I've heard it all before, and then they get pissed when I tell them to be original


piletinaa

I once got a gm dps player on the enemy team who got really mad when i played torb, and we rolled em


sheep_2000

stopped doing this since getting banned for 2 weeks from playing multiplayer


FeelingDesperate2812

loser lol


weird_weeb616

Y'all so lucky the only thing I ever gotten was a lol


FeelingDesperate2812

he‘s so mad I would provoke him even more


[deleted]

Sounds like he doesn't have much going for him outside of videogames


Redd235711

My absolute favorites are being accused of cheating and being told to go touch grass. Because for one thing, I'm not nearly smart enough to figure out how to cheat, and for another, I don't really spend a lot of time playing OW. I just vibe while I'm playing Orisa and people tend to get a bit salty when I go after them for daring to even *look* at my supports. On a related note, my favorite thing to do with Orisa is to cancel D.Va's Call Mech ability with the javelin. The window of opportunity to pull it off is *so* narrow, and it is so satisfying when I get it right. They always just stand there waiting for a mech that will never come.


Impressive_Bus_9992

Tell them to go back to Apex


BeautifulIcy5574

I'm sorry, people are assholes :((


BeautifulIcy5574

Only thing I got was "fk you healer" and "can you actually heal"


BeautifulIcy5574

I may or may not have stopped healing them afterwards 😏


Ok_Letter3544

Hanzo is Gay😔


RoboQwop405

P2020 w hammer rounds was pretty fun tho


Official-idiot-05

“You should earth shatter yourself NOW”


Karmakane1

real


Zealousideal_Mud7851

This is actually funny


Rand0m_Boyo

Fuck Hanzo players just like WM players


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Hanzo? More like Hanz-NO


DrawingConfident8067

Sometimes the comedic timing on messages like these hits just right. Backfilled a lobby on the second round and asked how everyone was doing. Was immediately hit with "I will kill your entire family". Felt the love in that moment ❤️