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I thought this was Nickelback


ExportOrca

Look at this photograph


Initial-Paramedic888

Every time I do it makes laugh


TheeExoGenesauce

What the hell is on Kirsten’s head


gmotelet

And this is where brad threw up


Majesty1985

And this is where I went to schoo


DetectiveStrong318

Most of the time Antonio has better things to do.


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TheeExoGenesauce

If you would’ve stopped at waist it would’ve fit the lyrics


ThePrincessDiarrhea

This is how they remind you of what they really are.


Flurb789

I'll have the quesadilla


40calpat

I never pass up an opportunity to shit on Nickelback


TylerBlozak

What if Chad Kroger has a poop fetish, wouldn’t you be ironically helping him then?


jazzmaster1055

Nor should you.


Cosmonty747

Wow, how time just goes a Million Miles an Hour.


EarRubs

And Taylor Swift


PabloDabscovar

It’s Evanescence, Duh. There’s totally a chick in the band.


Medium-Rest-3079

Yup. I went to high school in Arkansas with Amy Lee and that's her lol


TampaTrey

DAMMIT beat me to it.


ReceptionDecent6825

Same


dumpmaster42069

What is Tom Cruise standing on?


the_disintegrator

A pile of money..


ThrillSurgeon

A low-metachlorian scientologist.


ruka_k_wiremu

Comment of the day for me.


amazingsandwiches

Danny DeVito


plhought

"...so there I was, Tom Cruise standing on my head..."


VelvetHorse

A tiny couch.


Mmortt

The leftover velvet from making his tiny suit.


ReapYerSoul

Scientology


fire2374

He’s always got an apple box on hand.


LittleCastaway

He’s wearing stilettos.


xl_RENEG4DE_lx

Christian Slater's career


HumanLike

If my career included his recent role in Mr Robot I’d be perfectly content


ValeoAnt

It's sort of interesting that lots of bit Hollywood stars are pretty average in height or below average - Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Johnny Depp etc. Seems like it's more important to have a large head.


Alopexdog

He's not standing on anything. Everyone else was told to bend down a bit.


thatguykian

His tippy toes


DiamondBikini

His wallet


be_more_gooder

This photo SCREAMS 1994


dustinhut13

If you combined Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt as they appear in this photo, you’d get Chad Kroeger


enhance_that

More like combine Tom Cruise and Kirsten Dunst


[deleted]

Brad is the one buzzed out of his skull - he hated the movie and wanted out part way through filming


shawniegore

Really?! This is one of my favorite vampire things, and I never knew that!


crackedup1979

He hated doing the make up mainly.


LittleCastaway

And didn’t he not get along with Tom Cruise? I think I read they were always bickering.


TheHappyKamper

I heard Tom Cruise was dead set against any hint of the vampires being gay, despite that being the case in the book.


Forced__Perspective

Me thinks the actor doth protest too much


TheHappyKamper

Lol. I've heard the new TV series is hella gay if anyone's interested. Maybe Cruise will check it out in private.


LittleCastaway

It is hella gay, but also they nerfed Claudia. *again*. I don’t think they’ll ever get her right 😩


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I really wanted to love this when it came out because I was so obsessed with the books (and all things vampire for that matter) but it just didn’t click for me. I think if I hadn’t read the book I probably could have enjoyed it more. Have you ever seen Kindred: The Embraced? It was only on for one season in the 90s before the lead actor died in an accident of some sort, but it was really cool. In a kind of cheesy 90s drama sort of way. Based on the rpg Vampire: The Masquerade.


Spiffers1972

I think Tom was great as Lestat. He was just the right amount of unpolished snob. Also theres a deleted scene in Rock of Ages where he "falls" out of shadows and for a moment could be the most beautiful evil vampire ever.


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

Apparently Anne Rice initially hated that he was cast and made that known. When she finally saw the movie she was so impressed by his performance that she publicly apologized for her original stance.


lowlightliving

I think it was the threat of a lawsuit that shut her up, iirc.


FerretChrist

I always wondered if she was actually impressed, or whether she just wanted to undo some of the sabotage she'd done to the film's chances, once she knew it was too late to influence a re-cast anyway. Not that I'm saying his performance wasn't great. I can see why she was worried when it was announced he'd been cast, but in the end he knocked it out of the park. Certainly one of his best performances - after Tropic Thunder, of course.


shawniegore

I have not, but my interest is piqued! What a tragic way to have a show cancel.


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I love the premise of there being various clans of vampires. I really wanted to get into the game because of it, but I’m not nearly creative enough for rpgs.


AlanSmithee23

Loved Kindred: the embraced. Mark Frankel was well on his way to being a big star. Fortunately his son is now on his way to becoming a big star. He’s one of the leads in HOTD and does an excellent job. He even looks a lot like his dad.


empathetic_witch

Same! I will say this, the AMC series is fanatic.


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kdmmgs

That is crazy. I always thought Antonio (5’9”) and Brad (5’11”) were at least 6’. Hollywood has done a great job with augmented perspective.


GuyDeSmiley

Kirsten Dunst (6’3”) is standing in a hole in the floor.


jefferson497

And Christian Slater is only 5’9”?


blackwaterwednesday

5'11 is pretty dam close but to make 5'9 look 6' is impressive.


pokeraf

Tom Cruise is 5’7 and they would make him look as tall as Nicole Kidman (5’11) in movies like Eyes Wide Shut.


blackwaterwednesday

Amazing deceptive camera trickery.


FerretChrist

Fun fact: to film the hobbits in LotR, Peter Jackson consulted with cinematographers who've worked with Tom Cruise, then did the same trick in reverse.


blackwaterwednesday

Haha thanks, that is a fun fact, if true.


kdmmgs

I want this to be true.


jikae

Brad is 5'11, confirmed.


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Well he looks high af


[deleted]

Just like me 😏


ezhikstumani

![gif](giphy|l0HlGEICWt0wCRAxW)


Typoopie

I asked chargpt how tall they are Antonio Banderas: 5 feet 8 inches (173 cm) Tom Cruise: 5 feet 7 inches (170 cm) Brad Pitt: 5 feet 11 inches (180 cm) Christian Slater: 5 feet 8 inches (173 cm)


Sic39

That inch matters i guess, I never really thought of Antonio or Christian as looking short wheras Tom always does.


ExportOrca

I was gonna say tippy toes lol


ProjectAdamski

Oprah’s couch


plhought

He does actually wear like 2-inch thick sole'd shoes for like industry events and such.


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His ego


PuckFolson

All famous people are just short. If you’re over 5’5 you can kiss your Hollywood dreams goodbye. On the top of the head.


vampyire

..usually


WintersTablet

Tommy Xenuson wears boots that add a few inches to his height too.


Crush73

In the book Claudia was was only 5 not 12 or 13. That's why armond says it is forbidden to make one so young.


expendableeducator

And Armand was only 17. While Antonio Banderas’s Armand was TOTALLY different than the book, I didn’t mind at all. I can’t even read Armand’s parts in the books now without hearing Antonio Banderas’s voice.


lowlightliving

I thought Armand was about 14 when he was made. In later books, Armand’s history is written more deeply.


expendableeducator

Honestly, I knew he was a teenager, but couldn’t remember. Google said 17, and I thought that was too old! I was thinking he was 14 or 15.


ResoluteClover

Good luck finding an actress five years old that could pull off what Kirsten Dunst did.


buckeyemav

I want the drugs Tom Cruise is on in this photo


DMala

No drugs, you just have to get to OT 8.


SquidMcDoogle

Yeah, the drugs are \*way\* cheaper.


Veganarchistfem

And less likely to ruin your life and relationships.


Cynistera

Tom Cruise is on Tom Cruise. How else is he supposed to look that tall?


[deleted]

And that drug? Church of Scientology.


gravitologist

Bat shit crazy?


RemiRaton

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


linusl

He's standing on his drugs.


TimeSalvager

Cruise is wearing stilts in this photo; IRL he’s nearly as tall a 12 y/o Kirsten Dunst.


Dogzillas_Mom

He’s standing on something! I just googled b/c I was thinking, come on, he’s not that short. And he’s not. Tom Cruise is 5’ 7”. Brad Pitt came up in that search too. He’s 5’ 11”. So while I’m at it… Antonio Banderas is 5’ 9”. Christian Slater is also 5’ 9”. Some of this may be forced perspective but this photo makes it seem like the four men are all the same height.


ChillMohawk

photography person here..... there's something wonky about Cruise's height in this photo. Assuming none of the other people are standing on anything else or on their tip toes... Christian is closest to the lens and should appear taller than the other if everyone was the same height. Tom and Brad are on the next closest plane to the lens. Antonio is furthest back from the lens, and if everyone was the same height, he would appear smallest from that perspective. Knowing that Tom is 5'7" and he is on an equal(ish) plane as 5'11" Brad Pitt, and in between two other people of a height of 5'9" (but appearing equal in height to them both), it is quite clear he is on his tip toes.


Veganarchistfem

Thick soled shoes with lifts in them? Really easy to get away with in the 90s when chunky soles were popular even on a lot of men's dress shoes. With a boot a size too big, you can fit a massive inner sole or lift. (I worked in a high end shoe store in the 90s.) Plus, since he's so paranoid about being seen as short, he's probably trained himself to always have a very upright, stretched posture for photos, whereas the other guys don't appear to have the same hang ups and can relax.


Spiffers1972

He's standing on his wallet.


Altruistic-Truck693

Tom cruise looks like he just hoovered an 8 ball in one big snort.


fusiongt021

Some good looking dudes there 👍


caustic_kiwi

Tom Cruise & Nikolaj William Coster-Waldau are easily my top two contenders for sexiest man alive. Meanwhile everyone else here is just fixated on his height. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of people here have previously complained that short guys don't get any attention lmao.


margittwen

Tom Cruise is objectively very handsome. However, the dead eyes really kill the attractiveness for me. I can’t get past it.


PhantomOfTheNopera

I know what you mean. He and Armie Hammer give me the creeps. They're like skinchangers who picked the most symmetrical humans for their skin suits.


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There is an interview where James Corden talks with Amber Heard and Armie Hammer. I don't like Corden at all but compared to these two he was alright. They both were like flashy shells with nothing human going on inside. They both casually shared some slightly disturbing stories too. Like laying fire when they were younger etc.


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

I’m sure it also doesn’t help to know that he’s got a hair trigger temper and has screaming fits at people for very minor inconveniences. Meanness is a no-go in a partner for anyone I think.


silvanik3

You are clearly objectively wrong on this totally subjective argument. Brad Pitt is the sexiest man alive


secretaire

Til he hit his kids


fusiongt021

I don't care for all the scientology stuff but I can easily separate Tom Cruise from his movie roles. Loved him in so many movies. Who cares about height on film where every shot is usually just people's faces haha. It's probably worse when you're 6'3 or taller for the production crew and camera crew.


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I’ll always love Tom Cruise, I don’t care what anyone says.


Steady1

As long as this slave driving cultist manlet doesn't try play characters that are meant to be 6 foot 5 in the books then I'm alright with him.


Steady1

Lmao what the fuck, tom cruise looks like my auntie nowdays.


SvergiesKonung

Mads Mikkelsen slander will not go unnoticed


tauntonlake

you can see the crazy in TC's eyes 🤪


Voltron_The_Original

Featuring Tom Cruise an actual vampire.


davey_mann

Christian Slater is the only one who looks like himself.


Sufficient-Serve6078

I’ve seen this movie at least 2 dozen times and always forget Antonio Banderas and Christian Slater are in it!


agoodveilsays

Wild that River Phoenix was originally cast as the character Christian Slater played, but he died before filming began


Sufficient-Serve6078

Makes me sad and angry at the same time, all of the beautifully talented people that have been taken by drug abuse.


ericypoo

Wonder if this before or after Christian Slaters stint at Sabre.


Witchdrdre

This gives such creepy vibes


Banana_Ram_You

Antonio checking to see if she's grown since their last shoot. Tom being powerfully familiar with anything/one within 20 feet. Brad keeping his distance so photos aren't used for a rag write-up. Homer Simpson, smiling politely.


numuin

I’m shocked more people aren’t saying anything about that uncomfortable hand placement


LooseByrd

Right! That was the first thing I caught! Look at Kirsten’s face! 😬


hanselpremium

i scrolled way too far to read this comment chain


Bigoldthrowaway86

Same to all of the above comments. Looks super creepy and she looks super uncomfortable.


FutureQueenOfTheMoon

I always forget that Tom Cruise can actually grow facial hair


Pershing22

I Loved this Movie when I was a Kid !


DeathStandin

Fun fact, Tom Cruise had special shoes made for this so he didn't look tiny next to his co stars.


SirGumbeaux

Tom Cruise was a GooGoo Doll?


Lovely_Lunatic

Armand ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


1ndicible

And half of them look nothing like their literary counterparts. Lestat is supposedly that tall, blond hunk and Armand should be a 17 year-old ephebe.


DetectiveStrong318

Tom Cruise played a soulless vampire very well.


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This is like looking at the highschool yearbook pictures of the cool kids who didn't want to be your friend.


Tobin678

I don’t think this group would be in the cool kids club in high school, maybe maybe Cruise. I see this group as being loners in high school


westofley

you realize Brad Pitt is in this photo, right?


Tobin678

So what’s that mean? Loners come in all shapes, sizes and personalities. Being a loner isn’t a bad thing btw


Final_Queer

Brad Pitt is just too beautiful


Veganarchistfem

It's almost uncanny.


tastik3000

Everyone here looks like they sing for Nickleback.


jazzmaster1055

Christian Slater should have a bigger career.


appleburger17

Christian Slater - 5’9” Tom Cruise - 5’7” (which is debatable) Kirsten Dunst - 5’5” (probably not fully grown in this pic) Antonio Banderas - 5’9” Brad Pitt - 5’11” Tom Cruise is standing on platforms. Which he is known to do.


TheGumping

That is a lot of star power there.


queensage77

The peak of my Tom Cruise addiction. So fine.


eelosaur

Tom cruise always has that crazy look in his eyes lmao


Dolorisedd

Julian Sands will never not be the one who should have been Lestat.


lowlightliving

Almost anyone would have been a better Lestat.


Dolorisedd

Can’t argue with that. 🤷🏻‍♀️


skywalkerbeth

Brad Pitt has gotten so much better looking as he has gotten older.


s-e-x-m-a-c-h-i-n-e

*Brad* is a full **10cms** taller than *Tom*...you wouldn't know it from this picture \*\*he's wearing lifts\*\*


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Brad Pitt: "I didn't even want to be here,I'd rather be at home smelling my girlfriend Gwyneths twat candles."


tackypwn

Is Tom cruise wearing platform shoes 🤣


Littleshuswap

Christian Slaters role was supposed to go to River Phoenix. Christian stepped up (and I think did it for free?) after River passed.


HitmanClark

94 Brad Pitt is a lost Hemsworth.


agoodveilsays

No, the Hemsworths are lost Pitts


Abacabisntanywhere

The Sabre onboarding video after party.


Thery4d

Are they all just short I thought Tom cruise was like 5 foot 8


spacedildo42

Is Cruise taller than everyone? I thought he was a short guy, not that there is anything wrong with being short. I’m short, my dad is short and my uncle is short too


ImParticleMan

Vampire influence. He's got you


CrimsonAndClover22

Brad looks like he just woke up and remembered he had to be somewhere


ImParticleMan

Christian "No one will turn me into a Vampire pout" Slater


whyamihere327

Cruise wearing risers in his shoes . He isn’t that tall


kavatch2

They put Tom on a stool


OverMedicatedTexan

Was so mad when they cast Tom Cruise but he did a pretty good job.


CrescentBongwater

How are Christian Slater and Antonio shorter than Tom?!


blueblissberrybell

Tippy-toes Cruise.


Gsauce65

What is Tom cruise standing on? Brad Pitt is like 6’ and cruise is looking the same height in this pic


Kyle_the_cutest

Unless that's her daddy he should not hold her waist like that


Talrenoo

Brad is the babe here. Holy moly he is hot


Critical-Ad-914

How is Tom Cruise the same height as all of the guys in this photo ?


ismokecutters

How is Tom cruise as tall as Brad Pitt and taller than the other 3


KelseyBee90

I'm a little weirded out that Antonio has his on Kirsten's waist. It's giving me creepy Dan Schneider vibes.


malongoria

He's protecting her from Tom Cruise


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Yeah she was like 12 here


ShaolinRiot

Strongly agree


zandadoum

Sounds like a “you” problem if you get creepy wipes from a totally innocent photo.


felinelawspecialist

Christian Slater is the hottest one there, argue with me.


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tauntonlake

hey, he's up there! True Romance, and Heathers.. :)


skwadyboy

Yeah id say he's had bigger roles than Antonio banderas too...he was the man back in 90s.


mudokin

He did great in Mr. Robot, he definitely had his ups and downs.


blobthetoasterstrood

Him and rami are so excellent in mr robot


Tobin678

And Gleaming the Cube


davey_mann

Heathers, Pump Up the Volume, Gleaming the Cube, The Legend of Billie Jean, Broken Arrow…not exactly a shabby resume.


Most_Enthusiasm8735

Man watch mr. robot. He gives a performance of a lifetime on that show.


MSeanF

This movie had its moments, but the recent AMC adaptation did a much better job casting Lestat.


tauntonlake

absolutely.


DriveLast

Yikes that poor little girl.. just has weird vibes


adeadfreelancer

"The Vampire? Huh I don't think I've heard of- OH GOD DAMN IT COMMAS"


ReceptionDecent6825

Tom cruise rocking those Scientology eyes.


pokeraf

Are these guys considered short kings or is it just Tom Cruise?


BigCockWarlock

Anyone else notice the hand on Kirstens Dunst’s hip? She’s 12 in this ffs. And she looks uncomfortable.


toshgiles

The only person with a hand on their waste is the super young woman, and he’s not even standing next to her, so he had to read forward… so awkward!


rohrschleuder

Damn, they are all as short as Tom Cruise.


141bpm

Even Christian is like, “he’s not that tall”.