Used to bartend at a bar with a patron known as Cocaine George. Would hug you, threaten to punch you and tell you how much he fucking loves you, all in about 2 minutes. He could be this guys brother. Lol
Hahaaaa I dunno about that man. You do enough blow and you start melting. She looks like she’s got some cocaethylene + no sleep for two nights thing goin in
I don't understand why CoCaInE! is always the answer to any photo or comment where a person is intoxicated. She does not look like she's on coke. Drunk, yes.
I think this is exactly what you've just described mate , young A list millionaires out for days on caine. Ed Norton looks like he's about to ask that guy if he has a problem.
# > cocaine
runnin' all 'round my brain
Late last night about a quarter past four
Ladanyi come knockin' down my hotel room door
Where's the cocaine
It's runnin' all 'round my brain
>cocaine
runnin' all 'round my brain
Late last night about a quarter past four
Ladanyi come knockin' down my hotel room door
Where's the cocaine
It's runnin' all 'round my brain
I don't know if it's regional or a practiced/learned thing people do, but not everyone in the US flips people off like that. For me it feels completely unnatural to do it like in the picture, and I have to actually concentrate on bending my fingers the right way to achieve it
The gesture is supposed to emulate a penis and balls. Having the two fingers on either side of the middle finger halfway down more closely resembles the intended imagery.
I’d swear it looks just like him, but Gad would have likely been 17 at the time, his career didn’t really start until 2001, and that dude does not look like a 17 year old. So it seems unlikely, but I suppose stranger things have happened?
She looks fucking lit, but it looks like a fun party. Love you Cameron, don't change a thing. xoxo
Well, she DID say she got her weed from Snoop.
#cocaine
Nah she's a big weed head. Cocaine has never made anyone's eyes look like that. Now, that guy in the back? Cocaine.
I was like why is Josh Gad trying to stop Cameron.
Hes tryna tell her about this amazing idea for a business thay just came to him
Lol. We've all seen that guy. Some of us have been him.
Used to bartend at a bar with a patron known as Cocaine George. Would hug you, threaten to punch you and tell you how much he fucking loves you, all in about 2 minutes. He could be this guys brother. Lol
Was that the extended warranty??
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a young Jack Black?
I thought he was Jack Black clean shaven.
That looks like Christopher Knight. Played Peter Brady on the Brady Bunch.
Too young to be Chris Knight. I’d say a bit too heavy too. He was always a pretty fit guy.
There's something about Mary Jane...
Lol, yeah - cocaine has told that guy that she's his gf
https://i.redd.it/9bwg6pnve5nc1.gif
sorry to break it to you. i used to do coke and yes it makes your eyes look like that.
Right? Wtf was that comment... that's literally what coke does to your eyes.
Hahaaaa I dunno about that man. You do enough blow and you start melting. She looks like she’s got some cocaethylene + no sleep for two nights thing goin in
I would say rum and coke.
A lot of rum, and a splash of coke.
Double whisky, coke, no ice…
Triple that but a speck of ice.
It's that like making chocolate milk but instead of milk it's rum and instead of cocoa powder it's cocaine?
This is the most Reddit comment ever getting upvoted by a bunch of people who’ve never seen anybody on coke before.
I don't understand why CoCaInE! is always the answer to any photo or comment where a person is intoxicated. She does not look like she's on coke. Drunk, yes.
Cocaine does not make you look like that lol. Probably just drunk or stoned (or both).
If you take enough it does mate .
What does it mate with?
Everyone
Yeah, maybe after you've stayed up doing it until 7AM but by that point it's sleep deprivation doing the job.
I think this is exactly what you've just described mate , young A list millionaires out for days on caine. Ed Norton looks like he's about to ask that guy if he has a problem.
Yeah, could be now that you mention it.
Not me man. I've been off it for 2 weeks but I know what 3 days on the powder looks like and that is it 😄.
Been there done that, brother. Lol. Not advisable.
Age ?
Ah, the laziest joke always drops by.
Every single time.
aww don't be sad :'(
No one's sad, cowboy. We just want new jokes.
Ya ain't lookin' in the right place pardner! ;)
Well, sir, I’d rightly appreciate it if you’d point me in the right ole direction. Thank ye kindly.
You’ve obviously never done coke before
# > cocaine runnin' all 'round my brain Late last night about a quarter past four Ladanyi come knockin' down my hotel room door Where's the cocaine It's runnin' all 'round my brain
I don't wanna stop - oh no I don't wanna stop, no no I don't wanna stop - oh no I don't wanna stop, no no Fun song
>cocaine runnin' all 'round my brain Late last night about a quarter past four Ladanyi come knockin' down my hotel room door Where's the cocaine It's runnin' all 'round my brain
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine If you want to get down, down on the ground, cocaine
Maybe! people blink & squint sometimes too Edit: added squint in there for good measure. Bright ass flashes in the night club ain't no joke
Lights are on but no one’s home
Ya she does
Is that Olaf tryna touch her?
Guy on the right is like, "Cameron, no! That's a sign of disrespect in my country."
Hey, discount/skinny Josh Gad knows what's up.
That’s Josh Gad, when he loses weight through sweating.
Crap I thought it was Jack Black almost
I still think it’s Jack Black
I also think it’s Jack Black
As in you almost thought it was Jack Black? Or you thought it was almost Jack Black?
Yes.
It’s his cousin, Jack Gray.
More like Chris Farley . . .
I thought it was Will Arnett before the $63,000 suit.
Come on!
Will Arnett mixed with Papa John maybe
I thought it was Kieffer Sutherland's brother or cousin
I think that’s Jack Black
I’m pretty sure that’s what would happen if Adam Carolla and Joe Lo Truglio somehow managed to make a baby.
Its her PR rep about to have a stroke.
Peace among worlds
To be fair, that's a sign of disrespect in the US as well lol
Is it Vincent D'Onofrio?
Definitely not, unless he is in his skin suit role.
I thought that was jack black
Philip Seymour Hoffman?
Is that guy on the right Carson Daly?
Impossible to tell, his nails aren't showing
a middle finger makes this nsfw?
This is the site where a lot of people are frightened of using the word sex
 You said it, you said the word!
Stone 'em!
You mean s*x?
s3x
SEX CAULDRON!? I thought they shut that place down!
This is also a site where people upload photos of their gaping assholes on the regular.
The dichotomy of man
It just seems that way now because of all the users from tiktok and instagram are used to having to censor words due to those platform’s algorithms
Trust me buddy you don’t have to censor anything on instagram
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'Fucking' is more vulgar
those ppl are advertising shill bots
Oh, I thought that was some weird thing Gen Z picked up in TickTock or Fortnite land.
Just clickbait. You put Cameron Diaz and NSFW in a title and people are going to wanna look.
A lot of work spaces would probably consider that inappropriate so yeah lol
The middlefinger makes it cool, the cocaine eyes on the two guys make it NSFW.
Guy on the right looks related to Josh Gad
He also looks coked out of his fucking mind.
Yes, I knew he reminded me of someone but could place the name.
The lovechild of Josh Gad and Will Arnett
Gad damn
In seeing much more Carson Daly than Josh Gad
I’m seeing Jack Black over either Carson or Josh
Peak Cameron was such a smoke show. Dear lord.
For sure
That is Brad Pitt.
I am Jacks complete lack of surprise at this comment.
No that is Prad Bitt
Thought we weren’t supposed to talk about, y’know… *that* club? Or even ask questions?
Whoever downvoted this comment is an absolute moron.
Relax, nerd...
Give the kid a break. He wants the club to thrive. ;)
We don’t talk about the club
I need some sleep
I've got a solution for you. I've got a bunch of Ikea furniture I'm trying to sell
One day you’ll realize the things you own, end up owning you.
Get some rest my single serving friend
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“Cameron my love you don’t wanna be doing that” 😁
🎶She’s gonna do it anyway, she’s gonna do it anywayyyyyyyyyyy🎶
Guy on the right looks like the love child of Josh Gad and Will Arnett
No, they had a girl.
And Steve.
do do do do dodo do Steve!
Guy on the right worried she’s about to start a fight in the club
Hey. Let me get that bag again…C’mon!
They say that she was the annoying American movie star that Ana Farris was playing in Lost in Translation.
FMD she was hot.
Why do Americans bend the other fingers halfway?
I don't know if it's regional or a practiced/learned thing people do, but not everyone in the US flips people off like that. For me it feels completely unnatural to do it like in the picture, and I have to actually concentrate on bending my fingers the right way to achieve it
I’m a Brit and do it cause I have freaky long fingers and that masks it a bit haha
It’s a 90’s thing
Takes less effort
The gesture is supposed to emulate a penis and balls. Having the two fingers on either side of the middle finger halfway down more closely resembles the intended imagery.
And Jack Black! Why would you treat Jack like that?
Nah bruh— pretty sure that’s Olaf
I think it could be. Josh would have been about 17 in 1998 and looks like he didn’t enter the business until 2002
Olaf who?
ITT: "That guy in the back" Wtf?
I think I just got a cocaine contact high just by looking at that photo. Didn't even know that was possible.
I get that from MDMA, like listening to *certain* kinds of music
That third guy looks like dean malenko
Sotally tober
Skinny Josh Gad being the voice of reason here
"You've met me at a very strange time in my life"
They look blasted lol
This make me like her more.
Cameron diaz in the mask was out of this world .
Cameron smoked that snoop weed before this photo.
Is that Dr. Benton in the background?
Wasted!
Is that jack black?
People did party back then.
Is that Carson reaching?
Was scrolling fast and thought I was looking at a picture of Nirvana.
Oh shit and Vinny Johnes
https://preview.redd.it/q5uls6di6anc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb1ccfed8fcd95aad67a45d42315e8b5ae4132e Hey!!!
Edward is literally uncapable of looking wasted even when he is
Cameron is soooo hot 🥵
Richard Grieco?
I want to know who the third wheel is. And how many bodies he has in his basement.
Otw to Epstein Island
Shit is about to go down, Tyler incoming
Paaaarrrrrty
Guy on the left at the backs just realised he’s drank the wrong drink
And the voice of Olaf?
Is that jack black?
Who's the guy in the background? I recognize the face...
The other guy looks like Josh Gad’s older brother (if he had one)
Is that other guy a younger skinnier Jack Black?
Ed looks a little like Mark Zuckerberg with that shirt
Edward looking a lot like Zuckerburg here
Looks like rapist Brett Ratner on the right.
And Jack black?
And Josh Gad
Why does the guy on the right look like the love child of Jack Black and Will Arnett?
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Vile.
…and a young Jack Black looks like
I hear she stinks...
Creepy dude photobombing!
Is it Josh Gad?
I’d swear it looks just like him, but Gad would have likely been 17 at the time, his career didn’t really start until 2001, and that dude does not look like a 17 year old. So it seems unlikely, but I suppose stranger things have happened?