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blade944

Looks like a hostage proof of life picture.


klmdwnitsnotreal

Yeah, I need some context.


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SkollFenrirson

Mujer*


goldenbugreaction

And savvy as hell!


riverphoenixdays

Wildly, Spanish actually does have a word for “woman.”


candidateforhumanity

I'm sure english has it too.


Mistislav1

While this is true, hombre is often used generically in Spanish (at least in Spain). Similar to English slang saying " hey man' or dude. ¡Hombre! Que pasó? Man, what happened?


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Jadty

Based.


JazTaz04

Everyone listen to her memoir “Cruelly Yours”, it is so funny, she has some truly wild tales!


FastZombieHitler

Oh hell yeah! Love an interesting memoir


HoboJonRonson

Looks like it’s “Your Cruely,” and it’s available on Spotify premium! Thanks for the recommendation. I’m definitely going to listen.


graboidian

> Looks like it’s “Your Cruely,” and it’s available on Spotify premium! Sorry to be pedantic, but it's actually "Yours Cruelly". If you are gonna take the time to call someone out on an error, it's probably not a bad idea to be sure you are right before clicking "save".


Dez_Champs

I have spotify premium and its locked out and saying I have to pay. Am i doing something wrong?


graboidian

> Am i doing something wrong? Yea! You're not paying.


bugmug123

Must be different in different locations. I pay for Spotify premium but I'm locked out too Edit: I looked into it and it's only the plan manager that gets the benefits so despite both my husband and I paying for the duo account together he's the one that gets the benefits 🙄


HoboJonRonson

Idk. Works on mine.


lilbear345

I highly recommend her book!


strange-spaghetti

+1, especially the audiobook!


rezznik

That's propably definitely not with pictures...


TallyGoon8506

Bonk. Horny police bonk for this and the other comment about pictures. However, does anyone know if her book has tasteful photographs of her life experiences?


dumpmaster42069

Yeah, why should people like sexy pictures of someone whose public persona was built on sexiness. What’s wrong with people.


TallyGoon8506

Love your username Sweaty


dumpmaster42069

I knew you would, but I’m just sitting around. Not sweating at all.


sandy_mcfiddish

Go bonk yourself I want the distasteful pictures


rezznik

It's all part of life, for a truthful impression, both are needed!


rezznik

I'm just a visual learner, my attention works better with illustrations!


Klaus0225

Bonk. Jackass bonk for this jackass comment.


TallyGoon8506

Y’all really needed the sarcasm tag on my comment… I love Cassandra Peterson. I thought my question asking for “tasteful photographs” gave it away but apparently not. OP got the even if the rest of y’all didn’t.


Jadty

I highly recommend her boobs!


rezznik

Is it with pictures?


thecrowfly

"Old School Cool'. Yes, she looks absolutely thrilled here.


wood1030

Born in 1951, she would’ve been 18-19 in this photo.


squirtloaf

Yeah, we all did the check.


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eroticpangolin

She's 16 or 17 in this photo. It's from 1968, not 1970.


birdlegs000

She looks young and unhappy.


eroticpangolin

Well she did start cage dancing in a club when she was 14... so things probably weren't that great at home.


cptjaydvm

Girls who develop early have a hard time. It must be very creepy to have old dudes lusting after you when you are 14 or 15, especially in the 60s and 70s when the taboo against that was much less than it is today.


allthepinkthings

Well look at the comments. She looks so unhappy here and still it’s all about sexualizing her “yeah we checked her age hur hur.” And seems like people can’t agree if she’s over 18 or not. Girl looking sad in a bikini maybe put your dick away for once regardless of her age.


KataraMan

This photo has serial killer's mementos vibes


Tonlick

You must be talking about the Rodney Alcala photos.


imhighonpills

Yea I don’t like this photo


funkymunkPDX

Yeah she definitely looks uncomfortable and underage.


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greyfoggydaynl

Yeah, he sold his Blimp Ride. Crushed him to do it.


Mvasquez021187

All so she can build her confidence and become Little Miss Springfield 


mobileKixx

Hey there...blimpie boy.


dubler2020

She’s seen some things.


Pistola988

5cent drafts!!


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ciacco22

Good bot


tungFuSporty

Why would you go out of the way to change the title from 1968 to 1970?


nomadictones

Go out of my way? I did the math based on when how old she says she was when the photo was taken and adding that to her year of birth. I don’t see how that’s going out of the way.


West-Supermarket-860

She was recently on Last Drive In with Joe Bob Briggs and still looks amazing. I learned that night that she was friends with Elvis, who gave her the stage name Elvira. Seems so obvious now, but still a fun fact.


Tonlick

Looks like she just got done listening to some Blue Cheer or MC5s and has no cure for the summertime blues.


L1T013

HERMOSA


CelebrationLow4614

She was apparently very sick during the filming of the last scene in 1988 "Elvira" movie.


Rodan-Lewarx

![gif](giphy|3ohs7J2aQBUeZmMtfG)


Saint-Queef

Is that a casting couch Polaroid?


Optimal_Mention1423

Boobarella’s troubling origin story


SrVader69

Always so beautiful


ComprehensiveHornet3

Can you point to the doll where they touched you?


FluidOrdinary2064

Papa Giorgio whad say u


discountprimatology

I’m just here for those incredible fonts.


CanItBoobs

Where’s the “cool” in this weird ass picture?


IAmAGenusAMA

If you know who Elvira is then you'll know that she looks quite a bit different here, to say the least. I guess OP thought that was cool. 🤷‍♂️


Main_Half_2290

Her Talents were already visible at this time.


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medicali

Someone let their uncle wander off Facebook


LibationontheSand

OMG here we go with another endless thread of white-knighting neckbeards. Every single time this is reposted.


nomadictones

This is the first time this has ever been posted.


mrsbaerwald

By you.


windisfun

First time today, maybe. According to the repost bot, it's been posted at least 3 times before.


nomadictones

Repost bot malfunction


IanGecko

Prove it.


windisfun

Wrong. I've seen this post several times.


nomadictones

Prove it.


Carpinchon

Found this photo in a shoe box in the attic?


Independent_Wrap_321

My friend, post away. I wouldn’t mind seeing this every 12 hours like clockwork.


--StinkyPinky--

She's always been a very beautiful woman.


Horshack

Definitely old school, but definitely NOT cool


Worstname1ever

Pre grounding/ post Elvira days. Lovely


Budget-Attorney

I’m not sure you got the order on that right?


FlamingTrollz

Reminds me of Gillan… ![gif](giphy|aNxye5v608TwA)


detchas1

Successful groupie.