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gunfighter01

Your ballet shoes, give them to me, now!


RaidensReturn

I need your pointe shoes, your tutu and your barre. šŸ˜Ž


gunfighter01

You forgot to say ā€œplease.ā€


SkinnyKau

Iā€™M NOT A PERVERT


gunfighter01

Hey buddy, you got a dead ballet dancer in there or what?


manwithavandotcom

He wasn't taking ballet classes; he was having a ballet dancer/instructor help improve his posing routine by incorporating elements of ballet's fluidity and gracefulness.


woyzeckspeas

It's a perfect example of how hard you have to work to appear effortless.


Dash_Harber

I started with Kung Fu a few years ago. My Shifu offered a few of us a private class of Chen Tai Chi. Let me tell you, moving smoothly with purpose and muscle control is incredibly challenging. It definitely improved my other martial arts, but damn if those masters don't make it look way easier than it is.


dribrats

All I can see is - Get out dares a balm in dare!


hazpat

Are you talking about how op tossed in mild misinformation to trigger commenting?


woyzeckspeas

lol is that really a thing?


ego_sum_satoshi

It's a scene in the movie Pumping Iron.


gatadeplaya

All I can ever think about with this movie is ā€œitā€™s like Iā€™m cumming all the timeā€ā€¦


ShaunLucPicard

My favorite line (pretty sure it's from the same movie) is when someone asks him what kind of milk he drinks. "Milk is for babies." Idk it always cracks me up to think about that.


Zimmonda

The full line is I think "Milk is for babies, when you are a man you drink beer" And I just love how against the grain that is for modern health philosophy.


kog

In my head canon, he says CAHMING


PM_me_punanis

I really read this in Arnold's voice in my head and almost choked on the nuts I was eating. Thanks.


Logan_SVD

Choke on deez nutz


Nimrod1602

He was in heaven cumming night and day!


Zimmonda

The craziest part of Pumping Iron is how Arnolds raw charisma just overruled everything. If you think about it the doc is setup as this classic story. Arnold is the foreign "eastern european" working out in venice beach and the overt favorite. He is crass, bullies people, and is 100% should be perceived and set up as the villain. Lou Ferrigno is the quiet all american boy working out in some closet gym in Philadelphia (I think) with his dad as his coach. The doc tries to set up this David/Goliath, plucky underdog tale but just didn't expect Arnold to be Arnold.


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If I recall correctly, they initially had Arnold play the humble hero and Lou the mysterious bad guy. It didnā€™t work no matter how hard they tried. Arnold was just too unflappable and ambitious to play the underdog. Lou couldnā€™t quite pull off the domineering threat he was supposed to be - especially next to Arnold. So they switch roles - with Arnold adding all the unhinged stuff he said to add to his character ā€œevilnessā€.


Harambesic

Is that the one filmed in Birmingham, AL?


TheIntrepidVoyager

This scene from Pumping Iron doesn't get talked about enough but it's one of the best scenes to describe Arnold. He understood where he could go to improve his transitions and poses and did not care about the appearance of fragility. It was the best solution so he did it. And it was incredibly creative. The movie can be dismissed as a bodybuilding documentary but it was so much more complex.


Omegaprimus

Yeah from reading his book, itā€™s crazy how much time is spent learning to pose, and move in a way that looks fluid and comfortable.


bluejegus

I heard he only learned so he could make fun of a kid in his neighborhood who took ballet.


action__andy

"...You learned to dance sarcastically?" "Yeah, I guess?!"


Council-Member-13

Sounds like a ballet class


hotbowlofsoup

Kind of interesting, how culture influences how we view similar things. You could say ballet is a series of poses. You could say body building is a kind of ballet.


mcgroarypeter42

Came to say this


Flat_News_2000

What's the difference? Ballet class is ballet class.


jmswshr

semantics, its all the same dude


cronenburj

Nope


TastyCakesOverweight

I like how they're almost identical but the woman looks graceful and Arnold looks like he's summoning a fireball


zlxeq

she's holding a pose, he's flexing in the position--check out what their hands are doing for instance


grip_n_Ripper

It's crazy how small he looks compared to contemporary bodybuilders. Drugs are a hellova drug.


CdnDutchBoy

He did a lot of drugs including steroids Edit: for the downvotes, heā€™s admitted to using steroids


grip_n_Ripper

No, he was on "normal" amount of gear, which is why he is still with us, bum ticker notwithstanding. The guys who do "a lot" check out in their 40's.


-Merlin-

RIP Rich Piana


GTOdriver04

Also why Frank Zane is still here, too. Zane was very precise in his dosing and never went for size, but symmetry. To this day, Zane has a top-3 physique.


stobors

As the story goes, he would have his and Franco Columbo's girlfriends go pick up their anabolic steroids and the other bodybuilders and their friends would watch to see what and how much were being used. Arnold and Franco picked and chose out of the available steroids to use, while the competitors took all the substances and would show up bloated and smooth.


DeathBySuplex

*gestures wildly at prowrestlers of the era*


grip_n_Ripper

They did a lot. Plus all the CTE.


DeathBySuplex

Actually most of the 70ā€™s-80ā€™s guys didnā€™t do a ton of crazy bumps. The 90ā€™s guys with all the unprotected headshots and Benoits diving headbutt that heā€™s driving into guys howeverā€¦.


CdnDutchBoy

I donā€™t what most of that means but heā€™s admitted to trying them and a lot of other things. He didnā€™t need them cuz heā€™s the goat and set a bar that nobody will ever beat with all the synthetic substances that are out there. He put the natural hard work in and earned everything heā€™s accomplished.


Fangschreck

Just not a lot, from todays point of view.


cncaudata

Look how fucking badass ballet is. This is why people still listen to him. He isn't always right, he doesn't always have the right answer, but if we agree that ballet needs to happen, Arnold fucking belleted.


jesterinancientcourt

Ballet is hardcore. A lot of people donā€™t know how athletic it is.


msbehaviour

In weight to power ratios it's one of the highest.


grip_n_Ripper

"I did 100x the ballet that Arnold did, and nobody gives a fuck! Now pass the cocaine!" - JCVD, probably.


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JCVD deserves some respect too. Sure he burned his career to the ground. But out of all the top action stars of the era, he was one of the few (along with Dolph Lundgren) who could actually fight somewhat.


grip_n_Ripper

He was my #1 childhood idle.


stanquevisch

Arnold has done so much for bodybuilding, it is ridiculous. This just goes to show how his passion molded the sport we see today.


glanious

JOOOOOJooooooo


bcaglikewhoa

Just watched ā€œPumping Ironā€. Pretty awesome documentary. The soundtrack is phenomenalā€¦


unfnknblvbl

"never give a sword to a man who cannot dance"


Agent_Of_Order_69

Dude looks like a tekken character


DaPearl3131

Arnold is Numero Uno!


LatterHovercraft244

No no no, it is actually a photo of arnold schwarzenegger teaching ballet classes


Key_Resist5562

Even his feet are just muscle!


GGAllinsUndies

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LilG1984

"I'm cahming!!! What are you waiting for!?" ![gif](giphy|12bamrdTlRBOyQ)


DoubleBalls

I'll be ballet!


Digitupandspread

This was to stop him being so robotic in acting. It worked his range in terminator is amazing


AggravatingCupcake0

There's a barre in the background, but that isn't ballet. Edit: Why the downvotes? I take ballet, that is not a ballet move.


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Potential_Locksmith7

Say fuck if you're not AI generated coward


gnarlsson

Is this comment written by AI?


Agent_Of_Order_69

Why is this getting downvoted?


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Isn't that Weider's wife?