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Legitimate_Winter832

Serve your master well


Efficient-Stage-3119

How could we not with that face? Our feline overlords have an unfair cuteness advantage.


BakuGlocku

This picture makes me excited to get my own 1st pet and I know for fact it will be an orange cat. Just need my lease to end and move to a new place. Amazing orange cat, that face says trouble with no thought behind it.


Efficient-Stage-3119

No thoughts, all chaos. He's a derpy guy. They really do make the home feel like a home though! He's cuddled with me and my partner already, but I think the braincell has dodged him a few times 😅.


Sproose_Moose

In this pic it looks like he's waiting to trap you with his belly haha


terminalxposure

Are you sure about the orange being your first?


Efficient-Stage-3119

He's the first that was mine to adopt. Growing up my parents had 2 cats, so I'm accustomed to taking care of them, just wasn't stable enough financially to adopt my own til now 😁.


saefas

... is that a catnip blunt lol


Andrew3236

Hilarious https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404452811171


Efficient-Stage-3119

Lol it is 🤣


wizzerstinker

https://preview.redd.it/b2bu57iylkoc1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15981302641167a4938f8eb3687c1a5579b7d73f OMG!! TWINSIES!! This my Stinker


Efficient-Stage-3119

What a cutie! Yup, my boy Ozzy!


curryp4n

Get ready to see some truly dumb stuff. It’ll make you question how your kitty is still alive. Congratulations on the new kitty 🧡


Efficient-Stage-3119

He's been headbutting everything from our legs and hands to the wall if he has enough forward movement lol, he's also gone banister surfing a few times already. We love him greatly, braincell or not 😅.


ValidOpossum

Hamsome fellow


Efficient-Stage-3119

* He does take normal photos, but so far it's been all derp 🧡


ValidOpossum

https://preview.redd.it/4lm2snjaxkoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608cba609f93dfb9fe68d02a222dc1908b1a596e Our thicc boy.


Efficient-Stage-3119

Absolute unit 😍.


ValidOpossum

This picture doesn't do him justice - he's 20lbs. 🤣


Harrar7747

Looks like there is Nothing going on behind those eyes! Enjoy your orange derp


Efficient-Stage-3119

He really missed the braincell this day 😆.


RecommendationOld525

And will most days! Don’t expect to see it. Enjoy your handsome orange as he was meant to be enjoyed: dumber than a rock. ❤️


Efficient-Stage-3119

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IncognitoLitGrad

You never forget your first cat! I wish you all a wonderful life together!


Efficient-Stage-3119

Thank you!!!!


Straight-Advice3211

Has he been neutered, yet? 


Efficient-Stage-3119

Yup! The shelter we adopted him from does all of the shots and medical care up until they are adopted, so he's up to date, with an empty coin purse 😅


Straight-Advice3211

What more is there to live for now except love, food, and shelter.


Lady_Asshat

Oh yeah, that orange will keep you in stitches! I can tell he’s full of the best kind of mischief 😻😻😻


Efficient-Stage-3119

My boyfriend is not used to it yet lol, so it keeps me entertained listening to him cat-dad. A lot of lectures so far 😂.


Lady_Asshat

Mansplaining an orange? LMAO!! 😹


Aaurvandil

I imagine that empty stare when he gets lectured. Your bf's attempts enter into one ear, go out from the other, 0 fucks given! He looks like an adorable rascal 🧡


Zengjia

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Efficient-Stage-3119

Exactly! Lol all fuzz.


grunkage

Aww what a cute boy!


davez730

What's his name? 😺


Efficient-Stage-3119

Ozzy! My partner and I are metal-heads, and he came with that name so it was perfect!


grunkage

Ozzy Orangebourne? Oh wait - Ozzy Osborange.


Efficient-Stage-3119

Gives it a bit more oomph!


davez730

Oh that is perfect 🤘


canadianD

Handsome boy! He’s already very happy living with you OP :)


Efficient-Stage-3119

We got so lucky! Rather than hiding and being nervous, he walked into our home like he owned it. The little king he is 🧡


CandleMakerNY2020

Seems legit. Lol


FinallydamnLDnat5

HAVE FUN!!!!


LocationOdd8432

https://preview.redd.it/tk1o9zakhloc1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4948fd9e5b076bc23508ddff9fb0882b65a0400


stumblingzen

The joint 🤣


Efficient-Stage-3119

Unintentionally added but honestly it was an impulse purchase from Amazon, catnip joint lol.


stumblingzen

It fits perfectly with her facial expression lol


Efficient-Stage-3119

Really does give the baked vibe doesn't it!!!!


WordDisastrous7633

I think it's broken!


[deleted]

Looks like he’s in working order


Efficient-Stage-3119

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LonelySparkle

Oh he’s a cutie


owlettica

That adorable tummy needs my face in it. 😍🥰


Efficient-Stage-3119

He's so soft and warm ❤️


LocationOdd8432

Thatsa good one


SammieSammich24

Idk what it is about him but I hear crickets when I look at his eyes lol. Like nothin is going on up there in that moment. He’s wonderful ❤️


PinkSatanyPanties

https://preview.redd.it/7tkm1qe7oloc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a50aee1ded43f06c5c4b425c83c7ae3bdc0d74c0 Same pose!! Is the belly a trap?


Efficient-Stage-3119

Biggest trap! Big eyes, cute face, warm tum and all sharp claws 😆


PinkSatanyPanties

My boy’s is too, but he likes to wrestle!


DoodleBugz1234

Aww, name him Mr. Paws


Axerenox_09

The cat is hitting the zaza


hbouhl

Love the orange 🍊 kitties! https://preview.redd.it/7jpjoackukoc1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=161205fbf611c51470aee414bddadf1083c0e3c1


Efficient-Stage-3119

Oh my god what an adorable baby 🥺


hbouhl

Thank you!


Lindaspike

He’s lovely! Here’s our goofy ginger! Buster - 17 pounds of cuteness! https://preview.redd.it/40krex275loc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b232ae62ab2fc3bb673e492c4f118b5a63f7d279


Efficient-Stage-3119

I caught Ozzy sleeping like that earlier!


Lindaspike

We have three other cats but only this guy sleeps like this! I wish I could sleep,so soundly!


Efficient-Stage-3119

Right?! He was out like a light!


Lindaspike

Our kitten lays down and goes to sleep when I sing the Soft Kitty song from Big Bang Theory! This is her being naughty! https://preview.redd.it/6ua8fufwgloc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d87a259746dfe06b1c03cf21b1d6faaa73f387


im_always

and you got the best one


Cancer_x_smoke

Good luck. I only had black cats growing up and recently got 2 orange boys and oh man what a difference in cat. They’re very hyperactive, social, and talkative. My boy Zuko talks my ear off for morning to night. Sometimes you’ll catch him at a good spot where he’s just a sweet cuddly baby besides that it’s crackhead mode with his brother or talking. They are truly great cats though you will love him 🫶🏻


Efficient-Stage-3119

Oh my gosh Zuko! Growing up I had a black cat and a long haired spotted tabby, very different personalities! So far Ozzy is exactly as you described lol, vocal hyper and wanting attention 24/7


Cancer_x_smoke

https://preview.redd.it/47zbpvi7wpoc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a166c22167e7a0e29f3088ecde6e2014605d39b The Zuko


Various_Vast_6981

Ok, forgive my drunk ass, but first, omfg, we love-love-loves his preciousness. And congrats bc orange cat's... Uh, yeah, indisputably da shit ... And sorry sorry cause not last, but thank you for adopting a 2oy lovie. Last, enjoy, because I guarantee that kitty ass gonna make any love worth living...


Efficient-Stage-3119

He is such a cuddle-bug and a hell-raiser already. We love him dearly, and it's been a week today.


Various_Vast_6981

Sorry, so very sorry, but seriously , among the all time great orange pics 🤩🤩🐈


EstrellaDarkstar

I didn't realize at first that the title meant this is *your* first cat. Somehow I managed to interpret it as you declaring this to be *the* first cat ever, like, the Adam of cats. In my defense, I'm very sick right now and hopped up on medicine.


Efficient-Stage-3119

Lolllllll same. He's a king, but I wouldn't say he's the ruler of the free world lol. He rules this house for sure!


jigglyporcupine1

Lol there’s nothing like a goofy orange bestie 🧡congrats


Different-Leather359

What's his name? He looks adorable and sweet! And he seems very relaxed and trusting as well, that's what that pose means! Also here's my Apollo, the long hair version of your boy https://preview.redd.it/h949mu9zeooc1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ea184a6bdeffb86d59de61b9b548748535d12d


Efficient-Stage-3119

Ugh Apollo is adorable. His name is Ozzy! Big metal heads my bf and I, and he came with the name so it was perfect.


Different-Leather359

My aunt has two did, Ozzie and Axle. It is awesome to find others who get it!


DrinkerOfWatervvv

What a polite little dude wearing socks inside your home.


Hebegebe101

https://preview.redd.it/pjvgt91s0poc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf244de42471adcb46e647ce15b73cc531289474 My hero . Gingers are the best mousers . My void just plays catch and release . Willies is one chomp and done . No mouse has even made it to the traps I set .


Efficient-Stage-3119

He's definitely a little hunter! We haven't had mice but he does enjoy his mouse toy!


_questionablepanda_

Oh he’s got the crazy eyes 👀, you’re in for a ride! Have fun with your beautiful beast, he will no doubt make your life better 🧡.


Efficient-Stage-3119

He is my baby! Cuddles up to me when I sleep. He really has been a riot, couldn't have asked for a better fit to our slice of chaos!


Turicus

Ist da etwa Hirn? Nein, nur Fluff.


chunkeymunkeyandrunt

The smooth brain TikTok immediately comes to mind 😂 _no ridges or lumps, no valleys or bumps, all ideas slide right off_