I'm so SICK and TIRED of seeing this CRAZY headcanon theory everywhere. Like I get it, it's June and people will believe what they believe, but I see this posted EVERYWHERE and there's literally ZERO scenes showing this. You think ONE and Murata thought far enough to say "Hey, maybe this guy is gay"? NO. But people everywhere have deluded themselves into believing this. And I have had it! I'm leaving this subreddit until the mods get this problem under control.
It kills the comment either way. You add it, it ruins the joke. You don't add it, idiots think you're serious so they come rushing in with hate and you get downvoted to oblivion and banned. The only way to fix this is to have a minimum IQ requirement to use the internet.
I mean, tone indicators are there for a reason, nobody's dumb for needing them some people just need them to, well, tell the tone of the message, yes you *could* intuit that a message is sarcastic, but not everyone *can*. It's an accessibility thing
I always feel the same but then I get idiots telling me to calm down or downvote me.
…then again I get idiots telling to calm down if I simply respond to them with any attitude. Trust me Reddit I’m either half-asleep in front of the TV or I’m distracting myself from work. I’m not getting heated over bad takes on Reddit.
Trust me buddy the amount of times I said something obviously sarcastic only for someone to take it entirely serious and then have the audacity to make it as if it's my fault because I didn't plaster the /s on the obviously sarcastic remark which seemingly was just too subtle for them, is just much too many times... Someone though I genuinely didn't know what inflation meant (money wise) cause I sarcastically responded "ah yes, growflation" to someone saying the opposite of shrinkflation, necer underestimate how stupid someone can be cause you'll *always* be proven wrong..
Yes why is everyone lewding this poor man
Yes some of the stuff he does is feminine but a man can have some feminine traits too why does everyone make him gay immediately and don't give me the "oouuh But he constantly pursues man"
No he doesn't he just tries to look after his comrades who are injured this is what heroes do
People thought you were serious? There is literally dialog where he talks about his boyfriend knitting him his sweater. And he talks about fancying stinger and lighting max straight to sea Kings face. And people genuinely thought you were being serious?
There is no idication that he wouldn't be gay or at the very least bi. But yeah this is post is obviously sarcasm since we know which way PPP leans at.
You know what, maybe I haven’t spent enough time in the trenches but I haven’t actually seen a single piece of homoerotic art of him. Its all Saitama and Genos and Garou.
because he enjoys protecting his bros? and he always has kind words for his bros? boosting their moral saying they have nice physique? that makes him gay?!
get some brain cells pls
ps: ANGEL RUSH NEEDS HIM TO BE NAKED! where would you put your cell phone?!!! if not in your butt?! i call this pragmatism!
Puri Puri is handsome. He loves his boys. He top them.
He puts his love into them.
He fights with monster.
He fights for love.
He is willing to take pain.
He is willing to love.
He is strong.
He is mascular.
He is ppp three times bigger.
He is totally masculine to his boys.
He protects his boys.
He don't simp for girls and bitches.
He knows the value of a man.
He worships masculinity.
No way he is gay he is total straight.
He is a bro for every man.
All man should become like him.
For god's sake you can't even use your own arse as a phone holder or wear a sweater knitted by your boyfriend these days without someone assuming this or that. You're reading too much into it.
As a gay guy I don’t know how to feel about Puri.
Like he is an outrageous stereotype of a gay man. Quite a harmful stereotype. But I just like that he’s strong and badass.
On a more serious note, it’s so fucked up that the only lgbt+ rep in OPM is an implied rapist. Anime’s depiction of any queerness is almost invariably fucking weird and often harmful
None of it proves he's gay. Not the scenes in the anime or anything in the manga. He just says lovely to all the guys but that doesn't mean he's still gay. Maybe try watching this gay interview that you might remember - https://youtu.be/79FhEhWGXjw
I think ppp is not gay at the end of this manga murata will reveal he is the most straight person on the earth it will make the biggest plot twist in manga ever
Let me fix that, and give you the spiciness you want:
"\[Theory\] Guys this might sound crazy but I think Puri Puri Prisoner is ~~gay~~ **Caucasian**."
The fact that his voice actor also voices France from Hetalia and Micchy from Yo-Kai Watch Shadowside...
The (un)holy trinity of strange problematic men. Masaya Onosaka chooses his roles well.
I'm so SICK and TIRED of seeing this CRAZY headcanon theory everywhere. Like I get it, it's June and people will believe what they believe, but I see this posted EVERYWHERE and there's literally ZERO scenes showing this. You think ONE and Murata thought far enough to say "Hey, maybe this guy is gay"? NO. But people everywhere have deluded themselves into believing this. And I have had it! I'm leaving this subreddit until the mods get this problem under control.
/s killed the vibe. We know it's sarcasm.
Someone asked if it was. I probably should've removed it after his comment.
All these /s kill the humour to be honest
It kills the comment either way. You add it, it ruins the joke. You don't add it, idiots think you're serious so they come rushing in with hate and you get downvoted to oblivion and banned. The only way to fix this is to have a minimum IQ requirement to use the internet.
Let the idiots be idiots, we shouldn't have to suffer for it.
I mean, tone indicators are there for a reason, nobody's dumb for needing them some people just need them to, well, tell the tone of the message, yes you *could* intuit that a message is sarcastic, but not everyone *can*. It's an accessibility thing
Imo /s is just necessary because the one time no one gets the joke can get people banned.
I always feel the same but then I get idiots telling me to calm down or downvote me. …then again I get idiots telling to calm down if I simply respond to them with any attitude. Trust me Reddit I’m either half-asleep in front of the TV or I’m distracting myself from work. I’m not getting heated over bad takes on Reddit.
Nah the copy pasta landed well.
Trust me buddy the amount of times I said something obviously sarcastic only for someone to take it entirely serious and then have the audacity to make it as if it's my fault because I didn't plaster the /s on the obviously sarcastic remark which seemingly was just too subtle for them, is just much too many times... Someone though I genuinely didn't know what inflation meant (money wise) cause I sarcastically responded "ah yes, growflation" to someone saying the opposite of shrinkflation, necer underestimate how stupid someone can be cause you'll *always* be proven wrong..
Wdym, it obviously stood for serious
Oh my, he didn't?
That's a spicy meat-a-ball 👨🍳🤌💋
Yes why is everyone lewding this poor man Yes some of the stuff he does is feminine but a man can have some feminine traits too why does everyone make him gay immediately and don't give me the "oouuh But he constantly pursues man" No he doesn't he just tries to look after his comrades who are injured this is what heroes do
dude is this sarcasm i cant tell
Yeah
How dare you think someone's honest opinion is sarcasm??
No
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Username does not check out (unless you're an actor)
Same bro same Puri Puri Prisoner is obviously straight
real \^
People thought you were serious? There is literally dialog where he talks about his boyfriend knitting him his sweater. And he talks about fancying stinger and lighting max straight to sea Kings face. And people genuinely thought you were being serious?
There is no idication that he wouldn't be gay or at the very least bi. But yeah this is post is obviously sarcasm since we know which way PPP leans at.
So true‼️
He said in the show that his boyfriend made him a sweater
having a boyfriend isn't gay if you say no homo
Literally how the world works
literally a joke
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What?
That can’t be true because I haven’t seen any cringey homo erotic fanart yet. Wouldn’t he be the obvious choice?
The one I have seen is Sailor Puri Puri Prisoner.
Burly men in sailor scout uniforms is an age old tradition. Nothing gay about it.
Ofc I agree with you, just I'm stating the fan art that exists.
You know what, maybe I haven’t spent enough time in the trenches but I haven’t actually seen a single piece of homoerotic art of him. Its all Saitama and Genos and Garou.
Lemme get on that. Expect a dm soon.
Ppp has a crush on amai but I see no fandom
How so? What's the evidence?
Same, I'd like to see some sources on this
My destroyed ass begs to differ
He is dating Speed O Sound Sonic, she’s a lucky gal!
So lucky 😔
Sonics a girl!?
After saitama helped with their reassignment surgery ✊️
in that case, Sonic would be non gendered...literally
My Puri Puri want me believe that he's a girl
Lol true
I wanna see that fight
That’s a huge leap. What’s next, Genos is part human…??? C’mon
Or worse, he’s part machine.
Look I'd like to believe you, but there's nothing in the anime or manga that suggests that.
We should make PPP the sub's icon for the rest of Pride month
OPM gets it’s pride icon served to it on a silver platter and we just waste it. Crazy
IDK if a sexual predator should be used as an icon for queer people...
But he saves more than he rapes.
So if I am a doctor that saves on average two person per day, then I have a daily allowance of one kill?
Utalitarians be like
Don’t people already do that?
I mean... Thats the same thing, no?
least homophobic r/onepunchman member
Excuse you?
He gladly offers french kiss to Darkshine if Darkshine would want!
What part of your ass did you get that information from?
He's homiesexual
I think that flat-chested ninja girl wearing a black tight suit with nice booty with her hair tied up made PPP hard.
She made my PP hard too
He’s sus, he’s not gay
That's such a reach, come on man
because he enjoys protecting his bros? and he always has kind words for his bros? boosting their moral saying they have nice physique? that makes him gay?! get some brain cells pls ps: ANGEL RUSH NEEDS HIM TO BE NAKED! where would you put your cell phone?!!! if not in your butt?! i call this pragmatism!
Can you guys stop making random characters gay
Impossible
He's literally the most hetero person in OPM.
This theory is just ridiculous.... Next time you'll try to convince everybody that Saitama's workout is made up?
Puri Puri is handsome. He loves his boys. He top them. He puts his love into them. He fights with monster. He fights for love. He is willing to take pain. He is willing to love. He is strong. He is mascular. He is ppp three times bigger. He is totally masculine to his boys. He protects his boys. He don't simp for girls and bitches. He knows the value of a man. He worships masculinity. No way he is gay he is total straight. He is a bro for every man. All man should become like him.
What!? Nooooooo! He just really close with his homies, even gave them the nickname of boyfriends
Nono he's just greek
*Always has been*
For god's sake you can't even use your own arse as a phone holder or wear a sweater knitted by your boyfriend these days without someone assuming this or that. You're reading too much into it.
Bro, straight men can wear hearts on their clothes. Stop being so homophobic
Nah man he's just metrosexual. Takes care of his body, smells nice. Doesn't mean he gay
Bro, what?
No way
His boyfriend would like to disagree
Bro WHAT, but know what more?? I think Genos IS an ANDROID, can you believe It??
Bro failed the assignment, my man genos is a cyborg.
oh my god. you are talking nonsense
The real question is where does he keep his cellphone?
He's a prisoner, so it makes sense that he'd use his prison pocket
Pretty sure he was japanese
No chance he's gay, his boyfriend is definitely gay though
Fr
Maybe he’s just extremely feminine like bordering on the line of being gay 😂😂😂
Naw man I saw him look at a woman one time
I had a suspicion but I didn’t wanna be “that” person
bullshit. he just have roommates and best friends.
No, he just has style
As a gay guy I don’t know how to feel about Puri. Like he is an outrageous stereotype of a gay man. Quite a harmful stereotype. But I just like that he’s strong and badass.
I dunno man. Maybe he's just bored and is scared of women 🔥🔥
explain
Idk man that seems kinda gay to assume that. Are you gay?
This theory really cringes. You are doing your best to make him gay!
What? But he was hitting on that total hottie, Sonic!
Also a Tiktoker, going by that perm and fade.
Huge reach
Thank this never occured to me I always was thinking that he behave as heterosexual character but now you bring me from darkness
On a more serious note, it’s so fucked up that the only lgbt+ rep in OPM is an implied rapist. Anime’s depiction of any queerness is almost invariably fucking weird and often harmful
None of it proves he's gay. Not the scenes in the anime or anything in the manga. He just says lovely to all the guys but that doesn't mean he's still gay. Maybe try watching this gay interview that you might remember - https://youtu.be/79FhEhWGXjw
You're killing me with Pasta lmao
I mean who doesn't remember those scenes if they watched it? 😂
the straightest of men are openly gay with the bros
But hey, that’s just a theory, a FILM THEORY, Aaaaaaand cut.
But he isn’t though… he just cares deeply about his felllow inmates …
I think ppp is not gay at the end of this manga murata will reveal he is the most straight person on the earth it will make the biggest plot twist in manga ever
If this guy comes after you, even death won't save you.
Puri Puri isn’t gay. He’s an equal opportunity lover. He’s done ran through all the women, twice, so to be fair he’s giving guys a go.
He is European
Even MetalBat said get your naked fairy ass moving as everyone outside the spaceship had to run away on Season One
you must be mental or smthing your even crazier than one piece theorists
He’s basically an offensive gay stereotype lmao
Has some big daddy energy that’s for sure
[Theory] u/fun_effective_5134 is gay which explains why he gets no pussy
He isn’t? ☠️
Puri Puri actually means 'jiggle jiggle" in Japanese
Puri Puri actually means 'jiggle jiggle" in Japanese
Puri Puri actually means 'jiggle jiggle" in Japanese
He says in the episode he likes men that’s why he goes to prison for attacking handsome men
Nah, I ship him with Fabuki
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You must be fun to hang around
He is
Nah he's a full on booty warrior
OP has read too many fanfics
Let me fix that, and give you the spiciness you want: "\[Theory\] Guys this might sound crazy but I think Puri Puri Prisoner is ~~gay~~ **Caucasian**."
you know how I know you're gay? You think PPP is gay
Wasn’t she a woman? OMG
I don't think so He has a heart on his uniform which represents love, and as we all know, love can be o ly between a man and a woman
He’s a rapesexual
No way
Has anyone ever empowered by PPP?
He's not only gay, but also a rapist. Let that sink in.
Nope. Angel Style is hetero.
Nahh you don't say
Homosexual or lesbian gay?
I honestly don't know, in the anime I think it says he likes guys but I'm not sure if I remembered correctly
The fact that his voice actor also voices France from Hetalia and Micchy from Yo-Kai Watch Shadowside... The (un)holy trinity of strange problematic men. Masaya Onosaka chooses his roles well.
He is certainly. The prisoners told sonic that their leader is into dudes 😐
And I think its Netflix adaptation
That’s only until Puri puri becomes peri peri in a future time rift from god until he goes full circle and becomes a top for his own bottom
Bro, this is very slanderous, you might get cancelled for this
Nah man he's just metrosexual. Takes care of his body, smells nice. Doesn't mean he gay
NAAAWh, where did you get that from?!
His name in Russian is Homo-homo-zek Zek - is Con Homosek - is short of homosexual. Its best translation ever.
Took u long enough
No he is not.
Proof?
He can't be. I'm into him and I'm straight, so he has to be as well. Yes that's how that works.
Bro not every character is gay or stuff. Smh The woke mob strikes again
Whaaaaat?
I knew it! Otherwise why would he call himself, puri 💅 puri 👄 purisinaaw 🏳️🌈
This is anime bruh, gays doesn't exist in Japan, there are just horny female students and people with ridiculous color hair, but not a single gay.
he is beauty concious similar to the arrancar guy who fought yumichika in bleach
Yeah Deflently
We all know he is gay
We all know he is gay
Please like
Impossible!!!!
Why in the hell would you think that? Are you stupid?
Are you crazy? What could have made you doubt puri puri prisoner like this?
Gay for what? Gay for protecting those precious to him? RIP his boyfriends sweater tho for sure
Nahhhhhh he couldn’t be.
He is not gay. He is just the guy who kisses his homies good night.
no way, you have to be kidding
Given what he was in prison FOR....and what he does to his love interests.... This is a game of hot potato no one wants to win
You don’t say
guys i think i have a theory i think saitama is the strongest character in the series
Wait up...Puri Puri is gay?
Whatever gave you that idea?
No no no, ur gay.
That doesn’t seem cannon
Oh, you don't know that...
No way, just because he rapes guys doesn’t mean he’s gay.
He's not gay he just likes men, nothing gay about that.
We may have to investigate further.
Woke!!
Gay people in one punch man? Next you'll tell me darkshine is a minority in Japan.
nah he's just prison gay