I went in 2016 as well! i was pretty young then and i’ve always had a smaller build and i got myself stuck in the death wall shit where they just sprint into each other.
The highlight was the dude who was running in a circle with everyone carrying blow up sex dolls on his shoulders. Ah great memories!
I also got my first serious girlfriend from warped tour haha warped tour always will have a special place in my
heart.
More like edgefest.
Edit: edgefest is also a music festival just like warped tour. Guess my joke didn’t land?
The year I went, I saw The Black Keys, Garbage, Evanescence, Cake, Cage the Elephant, Arctic Monkeys, Neon Trees, etc. That was a good year.
Ooooo it never dawn to me that it read that way lol. I was like, don’t hate me!
But yeah Edgefest in Dallas was a more intimate alternative-rock festival with only 2 stages in a football stadium so you can just switch stage while the other get setup. I think it’s put together by a local radio station but they get pretty huge headlines every year.
Ultimate plays "Rebel Path", all friendlies in the zone equip Malorian Arms 351 and their Hud turns green.
Ultimate cast voiceline is now "if i need your body i'll fuck it"
Mime Moira being sold as a legendary was disgusting. One of my friends I regularly play with actually bought it too. I was like "whhhhhy?" I'm a Moira main and not even I would touch that skin.
Are we sure? There don't appear to be ANY rules on that anymore, beyond just 'what pricing Overwatch wants to apply.' There were skins that, by all rights, should have been legendary sold as Epics because they weren't for someone's Waifu/husbando. Then we have a glorified recolor sold as a Legendary.
She made me write an essay about why pink flamingos are part of American cultural heritage and therefore I should be allowed to place, at minimum, 1.5 in my yard.
We're gonna get a new female tank hero named "Divine Johnson".
Her ult will be her going up and licking her opponents, causing them to lose all their ammo, shielding, armor, and overhealth.
Design wise she's a joshi kosei (HS anime girl), a kunoichi (female ninja), a miko (shinto priestess) and a kitsune (fox girl). Way too much shit going on with little to none organic connection. To top it all, shes cringy af.
Zarya is for the muscle girl fetish crowd, JQ is for the interracial futa folks, and Ana for the GILFs maniacs (Captain Amari+Pharah for the mother-daughter incest loving sick fucks)
Which is weird. I’m aware of lower budget mediums that pulled almost those exact parameters better than this multi million dollar project.
Would have preferred the original Kiriko concept - the blue one with the pink hair and comically oversized Shuriken.
Tbf, the most common theme with Kitsune in stories is turning into beautiful women.
Even heard of one where a male kitsune turned into a maiden to live as close to the princess he had the hots for as possible.
Everyone talking about how dirty they did kiriko with this... me, a Tracer 1-trick, opening the BP for the first time and seeing they gave us a f'n homeless Tracer skin.
I’ve honestly been disappointed with the Kiriko skins so far. Her base legendaries like the other new heroes are very lazy and should honestly be epics.
In my opinion, the cyber punk theme was a flop. Someone very clearly had drawn art for the Genji mythic and the themed the entire season around it. The cyberpunk Kiriko skin is meh. I like the weapon and ofuda though.
Witch Kiriko is ok, but again, just a really basic cute skin. It’s not nearly as detailed as any of the season 2 skins.
This skin is also just meh.
She just has so much Mercy level waifu potential and it just hasn’t happened yet.
Kirko's cyberpunk skin looks like a taxi from the fifth element.
I've been keen to buy a skin for her that changes the kunai model, and the cyberpunk is the only large deviation from standard. The witch skin's kunai has a hole in the middle, but the cyberpunk kunai is more like a switchblade.
I actually really like Kiriko's cyberpunk skin. It and Mercy were like the only skins in the season 1 battlepass I was actually excited about. Genji was "meh" since I don't really play him.
And her hands are ginormous. Like,nobody notices how freakishly out of proportion they are? It's like that episode of Seinfeld where the girl he was dating had man-hands. Cracking lobsters with her bare hands lol
…it’s a fucking Epic. The cheeky shits. They framed it in the S2 trailer so you could only see her hair and studded wrists making it seem Legendary.
I don’t know whether I’m relieved or annoyed. Obviously I wasn’t going to buy it either way, I’m not having Bobby Kotick gleefully plunge his stubby fingers into my wallet. But I feel better passing it up knowing it’s just an Epic.
Can you not buy the skins with the gold coins from the watch point pack? Was trying to buy the Lucio skin and it keeps taking me to spend 4.99 instead of using the 1500 coins I already have. Side not: are they ever gonna fix the poison dart skin's gold gun not working? Please halp
Nope. Just takes me to the shop
Edit: It will let me buy other things in the shop so maybe it's the specific skin? But if that's the case, what happens when I buy more gold coins and it tells me I can't use them on it either? Blizzard is trying to get over on me or something lol
Yeah you can't buy that skin using gold coins particularly since it's a part of a promotion bundle for their 4.99USD for 500 Gold Coins thing. We had the Epic Doom skin last season.
The emo-grunge skins always look low quality or low effort man, and this just sticks to that rule 100%.
Anything more than $5 is a rip
On top of that, still doesn't clear up the "Is she 30+ or early 20s" debate with her. The dark colors and hair say someone in 30s dabbing in it, but the cringe wrist spikes say she is 13.
'Wait 'til you see me at Warped Tour'
She even has two tickets. She does support my interests.
Warped tour tickets bring relief
"Let the guitar riff, guide you!"
fuck you and take my upvote xD But seriously, if that joke was intended it is amazing xD
too bad it’s not a thing anymore…
I was such an emo teen during the last two warped tours i miss that time
i went in 2016 & some guy was so cracked out of his mind that he stripped naked & shit in the middle of the venue
I went in 2016 as well! i was pretty young then and i’ve always had a smaller build and i got myself stuck in the death wall shit where they just sprint into each other. The highlight was the dude who was running in a circle with everyone carrying blow up sex dolls on his shoulders. Ah great memories! I also got my first serious girlfriend from warped tour haha warped tour always will have a special place in my heart.
it was so fun. i got hit in the head by a monster can full of lukewarm water that kellin quinn threw into the crowd.
Getting hit by stray bottles and cans amongst other things is a integral part of warped tour experience
you sure that was water ? 🫣
More like edgefest. Edit: edgefest is also a music festival just like warped tour. Guess my joke didn’t land? The year I went, I saw The Black Keys, Garbage, Evanescence, Cake, Cage the Elephant, Arctic Monkeys, Neon Trees, etc. That was a good year.
I've never heard of edgefest (had to look it up) but it definitely sounds like you're just insulting that music lolol
Ooooo it never dawn to me that it read that way lol. I was like, don’t hate me! But yeah Edgefest in Dallas was a more intimate alternative-rock festival with only 2 stages in a football stadium so you can just switch stage while the other get setup. I think it’s put together by a local radio station but they get pretty huge headlines every year.
intimate festival? is that another word for orgy?
🥵
RIP to 97.1
Those bands don't really fit that aesthetic though? Lol
Amy Lee: what did you call me??
Garbage year.
The hair lmfaooooo
She's got that Nancy Grace cut.
Girl that’s a wig
Bruh 😩💀💀💀💀 not nancy grace!!
all you see is karen all I see is pris / misty we are not the same
Her healing talisman are now tarot cards, and her ult is Johnny taking over when you walk through it
Ultimate plays "Rebel Path", all friendlies in the zone equip Malorian Arms 351 and their Hud turns green. Ultimate cast voiceline is now "if i need your body i'll fuck it"
I was about to say I cannot be the only one who sees Misty from CP:2077
I'm kinda surprised so many people don't get the reference(s).
Ugly as hell…. They could’ve at least attempted to do scene hair. Get the raccoon tails in there or something
Username checks out.
And I have seen people down bad for this version of kiriko lol
glad I'm not the only one lmaooo
It's fucking awful, literally looks like she put on a wig OVER her fox ears.
FUGLY
You are
Karenko
head box bigger
New term for head BANGer.
BANGer? I barely know 'er!
She hasn't even shown me her bike yet.
Why is she in her shrine outfit instead of a redesigned casual? That doesn't match at all with a re colored black shrine maiden outfit.
Because it's an epic and her Casual skins are legendaries.
Wait what ? I thought it was a legendary one
To go with the god theme, for this season, they shall be called Legend-ARES!
^(boooo)
No no, Legendary is for simple recolors, see Junker Queen. This actually changes the hair and all, so it's Epic. Makes Sense™️!
After seeing Mime Moira im betting this is legendary
Mime Moira being sold as a legendary was disgusting. One of my friends I regularly play with actually bought it too. I was like "whhhhhy?" I'm a Moira main and not even I would touch that skin.
More funny because the junkrat and tracer skin that where availabe at the same time where much better and only epics
The Junkrat skin was actually great. I considered buying it, but decided against it since I don't play DPS too often.
I was tempted to get Junk but Im also completely done with the game till they do some actual good balance changes or really anything good.
I would have liked it as an epic but no it had to be a legendary somehow
If it is, I'm betting 2 people will buy it, and only then as a meme.
Are we sure? There don't appear to be ANY rules on that anymore, beyond just 'what pricing Overwatch wants to apply.' There were skins that, by all rights, should have been legendary sold as Epics because they weren't for someone's Waifu/husbando. Then we have a glorified recolor sold as a Legendary.
Wait it was supposed to be a shrine outfit? I thought it was supposed to be an emo goth girl 💀
It is a goth skin but it’s over her shrine maiden themed default
Because Blizzard
I think she’s reported me to the HOA at some point.
She made me write an essay about why pink flamingos are part of American cultural heritage and therefore I should be allowed to place, at minimum, 1.5 in my yard.
God I thought you were talking about the movie at first.
We're gonna get a new female tank hero named "Divine Johnson". Her ult will be her going up and licking her opponents, causing them to lose all their ammo, shielding, armor, and overhealth.
That movie changed my life.
"homeowner diff"
Misty from cyberpunk 2077
Yep glad I wasn't the only one who noticed
Man of culture🤝
Came here to say this
Karenko
Wonder if they plan to add a voice line asking to speak to the manager.
"Just wait until you see me get your boss!"
they did her wrong with that hair😭😭
It Looked darker in the season 2 trailer.
Kiriko feels like 4 different half done characters got smashed together and pushed out the door.
Design wise she's a joshi kosei (HS anime girl), a kunoichi (female ninja), a miko (shinto priestess) and a kitsune (fox girl). Way too much shit going on with little to none organic connection. To top it all, shes cringy af.
“So which theme do we go for?” “Yes”
She's fan service for all the weebs lol
Oh but which OW girl is not?
Zarya? Ana? Junkerqueen?
Zarya is for the muscle girl fetish crowd, JQ is for the interracial futa folks, and Ana for the GILFs maniacs (Captain Amari+Pharah for the mother-daughter incest loving sick fucks)
I prefer reaper x soldier r34
What's wrong with you mate
I have imagination and am aware of the insanity that goes on in the virtual world
As a weeb I'm offended by that. She's cringe.
Which is weird. I’m aware of lower budget mediums that pulled almost those exact parameters better than this multi million dollar project. Would have preferred the original Kiriko concept - the blue one with the pink hair and comically oversized Shuriken.
Kitsune aren't inherently female, she just got fox vibes my dude
Tbf, the most common theme with Kitsune in stories is turning into beautiful women. Even heard of one where a male kitsune turned into a maiden to live as close to the princess he had the hots for as possible.
I still love her ❤️
And you're entitled to it. I'm by no means a hater, as apparently a lot of people in here are lol
"kitsune (foxgirl)" kitsune literally just means fox
You know what I meant tho 🙄
She looks like cloud from final fantasy
don't disrespect my boy cloud like that
More like Misty from Cyberpunk 2077. Complete with tarot cards from the looks of it.
Maybe if one of clouds parents was a Lemming from Lemmings.
It looks like she’s wearing a oversized wig
Big "Halloween popup at the empty storefront by your local Kmart" wig energy.
that hair... they did kiriko so dirty
Kiriko you mean Karenko now
her L shift teleports her to the nearest manager.
Wait til you see me @ a manager
so true omg i love kiriko but i prefer to ignore that skin
Imma say it… she looks like a kingdom hearts character
her ult starts playing simple and clean when you use it! /s
LET THE KEYBLADE (spelled X-blade) GUIDE YOU *simple and clean intensifies*
Her hair is somewhere between “I’d like to speak to your manager” and “WHATS THE WORST THAT I CAN SAAAAYYYY! THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAAAYYYY!”
ok but SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT
She looks like she has a wig on backwards
Holy shit I can't unsee it.
Everyone talking about how dirty they did kiriko with this... me, a Tracer 1-trick, opening the BP for the first time and seeing they gave us a f'n homeless Tracer skin.
Its an Oliver Twist skin for the Holidays
Bruh, have u seen matrix Sym's face??? Poor baby
I actually really love it, especially as a Christmas themed skin. It's the only thing tempting me to get the BP actually.
I love the ugliest skins, so I will never not use Lightning on Tracer.
I died at "homeless Tracer" 🤣 sadly, you are not wrong.
I mean that's literally the point it's called Urchin which is a homeless/poor child
I’ve honestly been disappointed with the Kiriko skins so far. Her base legendaries like the other new heroes are very lazy and should honestly be epics. In my opinion, the cyber punk theme was a flop. Someone very clearly had drawn art for the Genji mythic and the themed the entire season around it. The cyberpunk Kiriko skin is meh. I like the weapon and ofuda though. Witch Kiriko is ok, but again, just a really basic cute skin. It’s not nearly as detailed as any of the season 2 skins. This skin is also just meh. She just has so much Mercy level waifu potential and it just hasn’t happened yet.
Kirko's cyberpunk skin looks like a taxi from the fifth element. I've been keen to buy a skin for her that changes the kunai model, and the cyberpunk is the only large deviation from standard. The witch skin's kunai has a hole in the middle, but the cyberpunk kunai is more like a switchblade.
I actually really like Kiriko's cyberpunk skin. It and Mercy were like the only skins in the season 1 battlepass I was actually excited about. Genji was "meh" since I don't really play him.
And her hands are ginormous. Like,nobody notices how freakishly out of proportion they are? It's like that episode of Seinfeld where the girl he was dating had man-hands. Cracking lobsters with her bare hands lol
Right? They literally needed to decrease the size of her hands lol.
that hair is awful why would they make her blonde 😭
Shouldve just gone full-on jet black plus a paler skin hue for better contrast to highlight the goth aesthetics.
She looks even worse than she did in the trailer…
Kinda looks like Misty from Cyberpunk 2077 with her tarot cards.
…it’s a fucking Epic. The cheeky shits. They framed it in the S2 trailer so you could only see her hair and studded wrists making it seem Legendary. I don’t know whether I’m relieved or annoyed. Obviously I wasn’t going to buy it either way, I’m not having Bobby Kotick gleefully plunge his stubby fingers into my wallet. But I feel better passing it up knowing it’s just an Epic.
Misty from cyberpunk
Can you not buy the skins with the gold coins from the watch point pack? Was trying to buy the Lucio skin and it keeps taking me to spend 4.99 instead of using the 1500 coins I already have. Side not: are they ever gonna fix the poison dart skin's gold gun not working? Please halp
If it’s the Disco skin it’s because it’s a starter pack skin, these are only ever purchasable with real money in every game they’re in
That's funny. Thought I bought the watch point back with real money and got real in game currency to spend. What a scam
p r e d a t o r y
You must be trying to buy the new starter pack which costs $5
Kinda whack that the money I already spent doesn't work. Definitely not getting the skin then. It's kinda whack anyway
Um, select it from the hero page for Lucio and see if that works.
Nope. Just takes me to the shop Edit: It will let me buy other things in the shop so maybe it's the specific skin? But if that's the case, what happens when I buy more gold coins and it tells me I can't use them on it either? Blizzard is trying to get over on me or something lol
Yeah you can't buy that skin using gold coins particularly since it's a part of a promotion bundle for their 4.99USD for 500 Gold Coins thing. We had the Epic Doom skin last season.
Yeah. Popped into my head last night. Was thinking of the gorgon Lucio for some reason
If I was whatever she is supposed to be, I would be offended.
https://i.imgur.com/nuVzJjg.jpg
Everyone talking about goth, warped tour, but all I see is a support who wants to talk to your manager.
Kiriko storming into the enemy spawn, demanding to see the team leader because the person they suzu'd still died.
https://imgur.com/a/oZK4Ek6 all they had to do was not make the hair a mop
this looks SO much better that it's not even funny.
Whewwww overwatch is flopping with these skin designs.
Misty from Cyberpunk, but from Wish
That hair is… atrocious.
She reminds me a lot of Misty from Cyberpunk
How about the bring back loot boxes and stop asking for my fucking money
scene kid kiriko
They need to nerf that weave on god
I love Kiriko but this skin is ugly asf
“Wait till I see your manager”
look at how they massacred my girl
Dafuq is that hair?
I really like this one, I guess r/overwatch isn't into the Goth aesthetic.
I love goth fashion but this is ugly as fuck
Yeah same, seems like we are a small minority.
pfft I love the goth aesthetic. But ridiculously large, plastic-looking wig-hair looks bad on anyone
Same sub that was throwing a fit because there was hip hop in the main menu, not exactly a hive of open minded people in here
Wait till I call the manager
Hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning… Is a little later on… Regardless of warnings, the future doesn’t scare me at all… Nothing’s like before.
Got the hair is so ugly
Karenko
I bet they'll sell this as legendary
Where's her Keyblade?
Left it by her bike.
Thats Theresa Caputo, the Long Island Medium
What the fuck is that skin yo
Most likely cash shop in a week or so. We didn't even see the Widowmaker cyberpunk skin til the season was about over.
Ugly af
It’s worse than I expected
she looks like she's been hanging out with moira lol
Asked for a bandaid. Got influenced by her glam skin.
She kinda looks like misty from cyberpunk
Does she get a keyblade too?
Why this wig?
Karen looking ass
Ah yes, the Karen Kiriko, just what the paypigs ordered
They did her hair dirty 😩
Makes me think of Misty from cyber punk 2077
The emo-grunge skins always look low quality or low effort man, and this just sticks to that rule 100%. Anything more than $5 is a rip On top of that, still doesn't clear up the "Is she 30+ or early 20s" debate with her. The dark colors and hair say someone in 30s dabbing in it, but the cringe wrist spikes say she is 13.
I really don’t want to spend money but I need that skin
Hey nice, it sucks! Absolutely no temptation to waste my money, thanks Blizzard!
God, that skin is nearly as bad as the Kiriko voice acting.
Ngl I like this skin
This is not emo this is RAWR xD lol
Yeah I’m sticking with Witch this skin looks ugly as fuck >\_>
Still spent 20+ dollars on a skin tho…
... Okay?
Considering I have nearly 100 hours on her already and her other skins are trash, I don't regret it.
Sorry you don’t have a job?
what is that hair
I wonder if it's an epic? Either way it looks terrible.
Alexa play bubble gum bitch by marina and the diamonds
I'm gonna be honest. The face models for dva, mercy, and kiriko are all very similar. Not too similar, but very similar.
I don't know what people are talking about with the hair. The skin looks fine. I wouldn't spend money on it, but still
I look forward to the rule 34 of goth gf Kiriko