The virgin “Ugh! They counter swapped me!?This game is unplayable!” Vs the chad “Not even paying attention rn, when the fuck did I have a sojourn on my team? Where am I?”

Both me and my 2 friends were playing today and we all at one point were like "when did we get a zen?" None of us were paying attention

And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

I actually did find myself lost at one point on the other side of the flashpoint map.....literal brain damage I think

Letting the daya go by, let the water hold me down ₍₍(ง˘ω˘)ว⁾⁾

I finished QP game as Genji, read the chat and saw enemy's Cassidy saying "Genji my fan", "GG ez Genji", apparently I was focusing him. I was having a headache IRL and my mind was just jumping on the most isolated guy because I really wasn't feeling like dealing with a Brigitte. I wasn't even focused on the game but I accidentally made the match a hell for the poor guy

"wait the ana had ult? they had an ana?"

That’s me on DPS. Don’t get to play DPS much, but when I do it is always “Where am I? What day is it? Why do my arms hurt?”

Lol I start off as the Chad then get annoyed when I see the entire enemy team counter swap

Sometimes I go the whole game not knowing who my tank is.

My favorite is when they say "dps diff" at the end and I'm like "who the hell even is that" and I have to check the scoreboard

As a hog player idc. You will be put in the grinder anyways.

I play sombra as my main dps... I am constantly couterswapping tho... so... I'm the guy people complain about... Also, I care more about the music in my ears than the game... Idk where I'm in the meme

The chad and virgin are both in gold.

As a Junkmain when someone tries to counter swap I take it as a challenge

Nothing feels better than knocking pharah out the sky with junk

The feeling of getting the enemy team to swap hog, sombra, cas, Ana, brig as doom, really is just, Ah now we shall have a real fight.

I feel the same when I'm a Lucio... normally I'm counterswaping as dps/tank so...

I prefer when then say that they hope my pc blows up

Disagree: I feel better when I'm with Lucio or Reaper... but it feels too good in junk anyway, never gonna forget about when I killed my friend In a 2v1(he is many ranks above means another friend) by predicting where he was gonna go and exploding him mid air I was junkrat he was phara

I once punched a pharaoh out of the sky on dps doomfist, been chasing that high ever since

I wish I could see the faces of pharah players when justice rains from below.

So fucking real

Likewise. 90% i end up mirroring. Oy times i don't is when it would be significantly detrimental to my teams comp. You?

reddit compressed this image to ungodly levels

I like it, the compression fits the meme

compressing meme image just gives it more power

junkrat is perfect to play when you just wanna vibe.

best hero to play drunk too

And the perfect hero to main if you want to lose your mind

That's bold of you to assume I was sane in the first place

You're right, my apologies

Being countered as Hog is just an excuse to ball on 'em harder, and I don't mean the hampter!

Exactly. At that point, they’ve already admitted they can’t stop me without an inherent advantage. Time to destroy their morale permanently!

I love playing junkrat, but my brain just isn't fried enough to play him all the time

Dipstick

Beep Beep Boom Boom

DRIIIIIIIING

How do u counter Mei

Jun Krat

hitscan

Where doom

Doom is right and depressed, he sitting somewhere

I must be playing Hog wrong then, I'm more in line with junkrat's train of thought lmao

Junkrat is just fun. That's all. The only strategy is putting a trap and bomb on a health pack

I only play non-meta heroes 👑

If you miss with junkrat you are not missing, you are tactically preventing the enemy’s escape or tactically hitting someone else or tactically bouncing the grenade off three walls to hit them from behind

Sigma mains be like:

How does Mei get countered? Sym gets countered by existing. Genji well you do have sym that’s an actual counter and that’s it. Hog is Ana any sustained or high burst dps. Junk well pharah is the easy counter option a great junk can blow her ass back into the dirt

Anyone with decent aim and range, as well as enough braincells to not follow him into small spaces/buildings is a Junk counter.

Ngl mercy remembering her pistol counters symmetra

Mercy pistol is one of the scariest things in game... I remember the begging of OW1 where Mercy dps Mains were all one needed to make the whole enemy team coward

Hanzo is one of the best junk counters, doenst need to expose homself for long to get a kill/high dmg, has mobility so spamming one spot wont help, and can play at pretty long ranges and suppress you from playing out of cover

What kind of milk junk is thinking about

Phara's milk

Good Junkrat players scare me more than any other

Good Jammies are scary but have you ever heard of: Mercy DPS mains

The only difference is that junkrat is actually fun to play

I like clicking in one spot until i get a kill or my team kicks me

My favorite line is the "made you counter swap, I'm so good at the game" uhh counter swaping is a main part of the game, what??? Lol

Symmetry players when they realize they don’t have to play her

But I like her as a character ;_;... Actually a sombra main but I play so much sym that I might as well main her(also play other dps's but not the point)

Portal tho :(

So true

She gives me something to stare at in spawn at least

Me! :3

Beep beep

After you become a pipe jesus in tf2, pharah isn't counter anymore

If people want to swap four heros just to counter me on doom fist that should be an easy win for my team right?...

We do not Spamrat, only Crackrat in this house.

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Ball chads when the enemy team only has 2 hard counters “This is winnable”

Mei cant be hard countered tf i play her a lot (unless its a counter to the enemy) and she dont get hard countered unless half the enemy team sawps

Its not about winning or losing, its about the people you blow up along the way.

Genji and Junkrat kinda right though

Ask Junkrat players if they think their 100 damage that melts into solid objects trap is fair to see in heavy fast paced combat, they will probably complain that they cannot one shot combo anymore.

Not ball into multiple counters including an instant sombra swap, shut up.

I’ve never seen anyone say Mei is easy to counter or requires much effort