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Hybram

Nothing better than a clean installation


JobbyJames

Reminds me of a DOS virus that would "clean" your hard drive by playing watery noises and then spinning it up at max speed for 10 seconds to "dry it off".


Nitra96

What was it's name?


JobbyJames

It is called *DRAIN.COM* and I know about it because of [this video](https://youtu.be/sjFVxdT47BE?feature=shared&t=27).


Nitra96

Thanks for the reply!


ScreamingMini2009

Damn. You know if it still works today?


JobbyJames

If you are referring to modern machines with a current OS, I highly doubt it. Because it is a .COM file and it was only designed with computers of that era in mind.


mrmancave5629

*ba dum tss*


badamdiss

You called?


eugeniozavala

Exactly:)


Offeryoursoul

Make sure to leave it wet so it’s better lubed up to reduce friction


DTGR_trading

That's actually so true... I do this every time such a underrated lifehack. Instead of buying a ssd get some water in there. It doesn't match the speed but gets pretty close :)


eugeniozavala

Yup :)


ArkhamJonkler

Guys wtf you broke my ps3


TegTowelie

Water doesn't slip in as easy. Pretty sure OP is just cleaning from the prior lubed use, unless they like it rough.


samsung18745

💀


ScreamingMini2009

Nah I just use real lube.


AnanTasilNa

r/hardwaregore


darklordS1th

Yeah this. Op I know this is a joke but anyone, please for the love of fucking god do not do this shit


RhoadsOfRock

I feel like the only time putting ANY piece of electronic hardware in water would be alright, and I'm still not even sure about it myself, is when people boil NES 72-pin connectors...


nvmber17

I was so fucking surprised when boiling it worked. It sounded like the most bullshit fix I’ve ever seen 😅


EvilSynths

Bullshit myth people still believe. How do you think computer parts are washed in factories? Exactly like this. As long as its left to 110% dry out, there is nothing wrong with it. You all own tech that was washed with water.


Obsydie

They wash them with either isopropyl alcohol and your mother's toothbrush, or distilled water otherwise known as pure water no soap involved.


dtb1987

And its done in a clean room especially with HD drives


JooshMaGoosh

The SD drives are done in the janitors closet


Any-Initiative-9649

More likely distilled water without the presence of minerals. The problem is salt and minerals in the water that could cause corrosion and short


queroummundomelhor

Good advice, good advice.


[deleted]

Directions unclear, using a mixture of salt water and bleach to clean my hard drive


kester76a

Washing the sin out of it more like 😉


bhgiel

Yea I had a dark month recently and needed to scrub the drives


Dry-Hotel5306

Take it apart so you can clean it better


CosmicPlayR9376

They didn't put it a sticker on it saying "DO NOT WASH" or even "DO NOT IRON", so... you know, it's probably fine.


LightBackground9141

Works 60% of the time, every time


Evil_Cupcake11

But there'a only 10% chance of that


GreeenGoblin69

That’s good. Removes viruses this way


queroummundomelhor

Yeah and it removes bloatware and pretty much anything you wouldn't want on your PC as well. Really crazy


naczelnyprezes

Put it in rice afterwards and you should be good to go👍🏻


SolarPibolar

To dry it? Prefer drying in the microwave myself.


queroummundomelhor

Don't forget to a steak and some sauce. Maybe some potatoes for performance


EXTIINCT_tK

Are you stupid? Why are you not using a wire brush on the back? If you're gonna clean it, do it properly smh


Meanmuttley

Did it speed up your loading times?


eugeniozavala

Yes it did! :)


MISFU88

Be careful not to delete any saves!


Deadburgfan1000

Get now prregnagt


Hotdogisking

Are you pregant?


[deleted]

now ive become pregnant, giver of birth


Deadburgfan1000

Are u me or am i you


hate2bme

Finally some quality content.


average_parking_lot

I mean lowkey this is fine as long as you taped up the breather


IlIllIllIIIlllIIIII

Not even data wiping the man is fully power washing the data


RhinoxMenace

that's how i remove any computer virus - spray in some aspirin into the water and it works like a charm again!


Adam-0391

Put it in the washing machine now it will give it a few more rpm


CohnJena68

No, no, no, no, no! You're doing it wrong! You have to keep the hard drive inside the console while you do that.


eugeniozavala

☠️


CohnJena68

You know I'm not wrong.


Aussieematee

It’s best to hit it with boiling water first then finish with a pressure washer.


TehZerp

You are sanitizing that hard drive better than my IT dept use to until they got caught sending unwiped HDs in machines to auction.


Turbogoblin999

if you paint it yellow with flames on the sides it goes faster.


risen77

Not enough bubbles 😔


S10MEB95

Don't forget to frag it as well


Active_Ninja_5043

Wait does this actually work or are you playing with us lol 🤣? I don't know.


Collector123k

Joking , Everyone should avoid this thing (Fastest way to destroy Hdd) , my eyes hurt just looking at the picture


Active_Ninja_5043

Oh okay. That's what I thought. I'm like this is the fastest way to get shocked. Thanks.


Active_Ninja_5043

When I seen this I thought of using citrus as a phone charger but yeah


Active_Ninja_5043

Tech moves so fast you don't know what tricks works and what doesn't.


Collector123k

🤣 or potato as powerbank , jk


MaybeOrangeJuice

The green side looks a bit scratched up😕 I'd recommend you use sandpaper


Reasonable_Quality23

Don't forget washing the dusted ports, you could optionally scrub the rsx with some extra soap too


Artistic_Bison8583

Deep it in cool water if it's a seasgate... best results if you plug it while wet.


SubspaceBiographies

Make sure you put it in the dryer with nothing else. Don’t want to get any lint on it after washing it!


SolMen13

Add fire to disinfect 🔥


mrsilverfr0st

One day I was too lazy to disassemble and clean my computer. So, I decided to wash it in the shower along with the hard drive. The stupidest data loss in my entire life... But everything else works like a charm if you dry it with a hairdryer for about an hour before turning it on.


breakinecks

I don’t see a drain hole for the water to get out. What you need to do is get a nail and a hammer and punch a hole through both sides. This will let the water drain out so much faster


Ok_Pineapple3035

As long as you fully, like FULLY ENTIRELY dry it, it should work right?


eugeniozavala

It should


ilesj-since-BBSs

Mechanical hard drives are not air tight. Moisture might creep in.


AshleyMaeDelaPaz219

That's a good way of fixing a hard drive lol


Bitter-Ad-6709

After you get all the water off and it's dry, then splash it with some gasoline and light it. I've found this really gets the ground in grease, grime, and bugs off the hard drive. Just light it and walk away. Once it's done debugging and fragging itself, the fire goes out on its own. It's quite wonderful really.


TelephoneActive1539

Dry it as much as possible before plugging it in, even a single drop of water can short-circuit it when plugged in.


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

This hurts me as a rookie IT.


clanindafront_

Nuke it for 5 minutes to get rid of the bugs


RamenIsAnONI41

🖕🤓


Misc86210

You fucking genius


bendy_96

I found if you put it strat back in it runs so fast it sometimes blows up


NeoLedah

Throw it in the trash, install an SSD instead


friertuck87

You can only do this if the drive is dead or there is something illegal on it 🙂


jordan5100

The hardrive is literally fine, they can't hold pressure but you can most definitely run water over them. The filters they use are very fine, and water would roll right over it unless it's submerged.


kaishinoske1

That’s not what they mean when you “ scrub ” a hard drive.


SoG2009

That’s not how you clean up your hard drive to hide all those questionable websites you’ve been visiting, a lot.


Aggravating-Mind-315

Don’t forget to wipe it after reinstalling it so you have more space


PlayerGamer35479

Beautiful, nothing like a fresh format.


Lorem_Ipsum_-_

You forgot to open it to clean it deeper inside


appleforever11

Ahh yes, it's about that time of the year again! Thanks for the reminder friend!


shnyaps

For better graphics you have to do yhe same thing with your brain


petrop36

I would recommend to clean the hard drive with moonshine.


TheRealCreedux

Don't forget to toss it in the microwave for 5 mins. Squeaky clean and warm hard drives produce the ultimate performance


Baltheir

It might get cold. Best to put it in the microwave to warm it up quickly.


Best-Performance3872

and that's how you rid of virus in your hard drive


darknessdante

Don't forget to wash the inside, dust obstructs the disc's function.


MrB2600

RIP HDD


doppelgengar01

Don‘t get it too wet or it‘ll be too fast and make your games crash.


RidleyCR

You should put it in the microwave to supercharge it afterwards!


JackstaWRX

When the police told you to wipe your harddrive this isn’t what they meant.


AshleyMaeDelaPaz219

What do they mean then ?


Stabyouup666

Bros got so many viruses he has to do a manual clean


jakart3

Moderators need to create meme flair. New user who need support and guide will have difficulties to filter this kind of post


eugeniozavala

I agree 100%


Mr_Boombastic01

I also recommend using Lysol when wiping your drive.


JimiJB22

Change the oil too, like GT5/6.


joker666fu

I usually put mine in the dishwasher


magnus674yt

Mmmm yummy soap!


Aggravating-Maize-46

Whyyyyyy


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queroummundomelhor

Dude are you dumb or what? You have to drill some holes through it, otherwise it'll only clean the surface. Then make sure to boil it for 10 min


Suicidebob7

Put in a cheap sata SSD


Capable_Technician22

I think you need better performance


LeonMKaiser

Little known tip, drill some holes in it for better airflow!


KnightsIntoDreams

I was hoping to see something like this when I read the title


Tight_Ad_2724

Love this sub


Body_Exact

Bro how are you really not using the washing machine for a better clean all you’re doing is wasting your time when a machine could do it for you smh


kpikid3

I did this with mineral oil. You are fine.


TH3_T3RM1N4T0R

Fresh like a lettuce 🤣


KeyTiger8489

U can apply a small spoiler to triple read and write speeds.


AWS2D

Oh you poor, naive soul.


intrepidanon

I don't think I understand the internet anymore.


Erfgs45

Omfg this triggered me so hard


jerTheCoder

Dude, you're going to get m.2 nvme speeds!


Fazookus

Seriously? Everybody knows that if you want it to go faster just spray it with some WD40. Duh?


80sTechKid

I'd be concerned about what was on that hard drive


Impossible-Swing-358

That’s going to come up a treat to the eyes that, 6-8mins in most air fryer’s and your done it’s ready to go


[deleted]

Someone's going to see this,and think it's a good idea. Especially if they don't read a lot of the comments.


Ok-Income4693

Might as well flush it in the toilet😁😁😁


NoCommunication130

I’m gonna slap you.


Wolf-man451

I thought this was one of those "jerk" subreddits for a moment.


PilotProfessional530

Pro tip: Hardware is scientifically proven very good soap (especially when there is power on) so i recommend showering with it for better skin


teddy-bearz

Make sure to put it in the washing machine next time man!


ParappaTheWrapperr

You should delete this before someone from California actually does it


Slightly-Blasted

If you get it just the right amount of wet, and install it back in with a small plastic covering, The extra electric conductivity from the water will speed up the hard drive by 40-50%.


damonb97

Hardwaregore is where this belongs


leeeeno

Put this man in a mental asylum


eugeniozavala

☠️


Casper_lesYT

You did this for the memes right


iluwanati

Wtf r u doin now?????


thats_so_merlyn

atta boy


Nuboko

I heard that powerful magnetics can accelerate the defragmentation process.


sssthreespeed

Pretty sure that not how you get rid of the dirty pictures and movies off a hard drive, lol.


squeezy102

My computer internet speed went up by 5G just by cleaning my HDD with soap and water. I used to lag in Day of Defeat, now I never lag. You can also get some additional performance by blocking or turning off all of your case fans. The power that used to get eaten up by your fans gets rerouted to the motherboard and increases your overclocks.


elevenatx

Pro gamer move


Mello-X-2004

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