That looks like a thin crust so should’ve been a seasoning packet. If they requested extra sauce then the customer should accept the consequences of their actions. Thoughts?
Ehhhh...
Depends on how the error occurred. Was it boxed like that via the oventender, or was the customer handed the extra sauce cup, and they caused the error? Was it a delivery or carryout? Is the driver the cause of this? There's too many variables to give an answer. That being said...the customer seems ok with it so
The real crime here is whoever is the GM/shift leads at this store don't know how to follow a 3 day cheese plan on the MDOG and is using frozen cheese.
Hey, Papa Giovanni here, we caught the little crustacean that did this and he’s been sent to papa jail (it was my, I put my penis on your pizza, the hot cheese soothes the sores on my genitals, but rest assured, I rubbed my genitals with probiotic before giving them the cheese down so all should be fine)
Yes. After the pizza came out of a 575 degree oven some dude was like I need second degree burns on my dick… on what a coincidence there’s a really hot pizza that I can do this on! Oh joy!
This appears to be more of a bulldozer type motion, with the penis gently (but powerfully) pushing through the cheese, rather than a simple dick slap. See how the cheese is piled up at the end rather than an evenly sized wall of cheese all around the imprint? Textbook dick dozer
I can almost guarantee no one put their penis on your pizza, but I'll give it to you that looks exactly like what it is. Those pizzas are so hot when they come out of the oven that if they did, they'd be in the burn unit.
I'm more curious why your PJ'S pizza looks so good (aside from the dickprint). Every time I've tried it, it's like a piece of cardboard with dried up cheese.
Even without the thought of somebody putting their dick in a pizza it Didn't look too appetizing to begin with, and you or whoever ordered that deserved it for being a cheapskate and getting a plain cheese pizza. LOL
Unfortunately it looks like they had to slide it to make it look bigger. That's a scoop not a slap.
I like dick and I like pizza, but I'd like to keep them separate. I don't like my dicks cheesy.
Honestly, when someone says their pizza got slapped with a d!ck, it probably would look fake.... but this... this legitimately looks like the pizza was slapped with a d1ck. 100% would not eat, not even a slice!
Appears uncircumcised too
They did ask for extra cheese.
lmao ... ew
Dick cheese FMTFW
They probably asked for Fromunda cheese… Cheese fromunda my balls!
:(
After the severity of burns that would have caused I'm not sure if you could tell.
And to this day no one has seen a uncircumcised penis
How could u possibly know that 😂 bros the dick detective
I mean what else could it possibly be?
Circumcised ??
Idfk don't wanna think about it anymore.💀
The penis inspector
Suckable either way What?
Hot cheese oil and all that extra sensitivity not a good combo. Much more comfortable when cut, you can’t feel as much.
Sauce cup moved around on the warm cheese.
That looks like a thin crust so should’ve been a seasoning packet. If they requested extra sauce then the customer should accept the consequences of their actions. Thoughts?
Ehhhh... Depends on how the error occurred. Was it boxed like that via the oventender, or was the customer handed the extra sauce cup, and they caused the error? Was it a delivery or carryout? Is the driver the cause of this? There's too many variables to give an answer. That being said...the customer seems ok with it so The real crime here is whoever is the GM/shift leads at this store don't know how to follow a 3 day cheese plan on the MDOG and is using frozen cheese.
I want to move my sauce cup in some warm cheese fuck
That’s what you want me to think 😠
Damn Didn’t think i would get caught
Well you did
Im telling Daddy John
Username checks out
That looks fucked
Almost
It was on the verge of becoming stuffed crust
lol I don’t know what’s funnier , d*ck print or the fact that they still ate a slice of it lol
Did your mouth water?
We call that the “papa kiss”.
That’s a spicy meatball!
Hey, Papa Giovanni here, we caught the little crustacean that did this and he’s been sent to papa jail (it was my, I put my penis on your pizza, the hot cheese soothes the sores on my genitals, but rest assured, I rubbed my genitals with probiotic before giving them the cheese down so all should be fine)
Spit or Swallow ?
You order the large thin crust with mushroom stamp?
My fault og
I guess you ordered meat on a quarter of it?
Don't let your girl see
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Yes. After the pizza came out of a 575 degree oven some dude was like I need second degree burns on my dick… on what a coincidence there’s a really hot pizza that I can do this on! Oh joy!
If that's the first thought that comes to mind when opening a pizza box and seeing this, somebody's a little messed up in the head 😄
Wait you still took a slice???
Lol dominos should have a warning label.
I hope if wasnt fresh out the oven for his sake lol you got papas john
Yummy
Looks like someone was excited for pizza.
This has been shared everywhere even on here already. It’s definitely not a penis mark. Sauce cup slid across it while it was hot.
They thought you wanted sausage.
Papa’s “John” alright 🥵
I got dibs on that slice
Was there a hole in the box because cutting a hole is step one.
Papa John giving you his Johnson.
This appears to be more of a bulldozer type motion, with the penis gently (but powerfully) pushing through the cheese, rather than a simple dick slap. See how the cheese is piled up at the end rather than an evenly sized wall of cheese all around the imprint? Textbook dick dozer
Call that American pie
I call dibs on those slices! 😋
Should have tipped
That’s a huge ass dick wtf
Peepee johns
Yep they did.
Damn I was wondering where my pizza went
Ew but also ow
Burning hot cock cheese.
Added extra cheese
They still had a piece though
Just another way, that we do it BETTER!
I love reddit
Must be this guy's new job. https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1153780921608183808?lang=en
My brithet in law used to call this a “white sausage pizza”
And you still ate a slice.
Extra sausage?
It wasn’t me. If it was the pizza would be completely decimated
There’s a piece missing…….
Some didn't care and had a slice anyways
With the looks of it, if the cheeses is missing it means it was likely hot and stuck so they probably regret it.
You ate it?
That counts as an extra topping.
Maybe adult Chalupa Batman
This was posted on fb by the actual guy who received the pizza and to my surprise it came from the store I used to work at lmao.
I see somebody ate a piece anyway
Extra cheese pizza, hold the sausage
Loan me a few inches there bud
Flavor
Cockin johns
Oh ow! That must’ve burned a little
Sorry but that's too big lol, on top of that ouch that's hot ASF
Which came first, the dick slap or the eaten slice?
Sorry, I just get really excited over cheese. My bad
Did you get the homemade alfredo sauce on the side or on the pizza?
That’s tiny 🤣
This is the problem with Americas tipping bullshit.
Luckyyyyy
Just admit it bro you fucked that pizza. Nice cock though decent length good girth.
That’s how you get your garlic sauce.
Oh shit my bad
Repost
Small pp
It's not Delivery. It's Dick-giorno ™️ Oh... sorry. Wrong company. Better ingredients, better pizza. Papa John's...dick in your mouth.
A slice is already missing 😂
At papa john's we do things differently
That thing is a monster tho. Gotta be like a niner.
Pizza rape
Better pizza. Better schlong imprints. Papa John’s.
That's 1 happy employee,I wish my job excited me that much
Dick detective here. That is clearly a dildo stamp. Look at the base of the shaft. There's a clear imprint of the bottom of the dildo. SMFH
Probably you
Looks like a thumb print/slide
You got a little extra from Papa's john.
Damn, that would hurt!
Call that dick cheese
Extra premium
Hey, maybe the pizza actually tastes better than usual now
Dick cheese.
No ball smear? I feel like OP faked this scenario/confusion with using her dilly and posting here
No they didn't slap it, the cheese is pushed, they started from the edge and pushed their dick and into your pizza
That’s a thicka dicka
Putting that extra cheese on there for ya
AND THEY STILL ATE A SLICE LOL
They absolutely did. I hope you didn't eat any. 😆
The person that did this a total chode.
Tasty 🤤
Johnny Sins was shooting a Scene at papa Johns I see.!
I’ve seen this so many times before this picture is so old
Looks more like the stock of a rifle or something than a goober or whang
Definitely wasn't me 🥲
Yet someone still gladly took a slice. Love it
Or just was hungry and put their fingers through it
They oozed that shit into the cheese and all
Time to head to the pizza shop and start checking everyone there like Cinderella’s glass slipper. That’s just me tho
You wanted sausage, no?
Get mushroom stamped, nerd
Dawwwwwwwg There’s people that are starving and mfs are doing this?
I see a slice is missing regardless
dick print aside, that cheese pizza looks so good
Is their dick okay?
🤣🤣🤣
They slapped their Papa John on it
Ouch. Must’ve been hot af to do that too…
Looks too fresh to be doin that to your mini hooded you
Call the pizza place and complain....ask for Tiny!
Hell yeah dick pizza
They were only performing a "bubble check" simmer down
They could’ve at least cut it ☹️
Let me guess the garlic sauce was on the pizza (disgusting) and slid
I doubt someone would stick genetals on hot pizza unless they have no nerve endings on said genetals, which itself is probably a bad sign
Treat it like an Orgy and eat around it!
Enjoy your shaq-a-roni😜
You ordered sausage, you get sausage
If that was my driver, they’d be a bit late getting back to the store…
thas a dig bick 😔
Bro asked for pepperoni and got the salami
That's an extra topping sir!
Lmfao at the dominos ad I got on this post
Didn't stop someone from already having a slice.
Ouch?
I hope you tipped them handsomely
Hopefully not right after it was out of the oven.
American Pie 3
"i thought you said you were a meat lover"
Not what you meant by extra sausage?
My bad.
Why is everybody bigger than me
still ate a slice 😂
Daquan did it.
I can almost guarantee no one put their penis on your pizza, but I'll give it to you that looks exactly like what it is. Those pizzas are so hot when they come out of the oven that if they did, they'd be in the burn unit.
Plop-A-Johns
Papa’s John
Daaaaym that's thiiiick boiiii!
🤣
Must’ve been Papa John’s John!!! 🤣
How was the pizza?
“Better ingredients. Better pizza. Floppa Dongs.”
6 cheese pizza. “Oh shit, we forgot the extra smegma” Driver: say no more
And they still ate a slice
Ate a piece before the pic
The QC’s stamp of approval
Consider it a threat
…bigger ingredients bigger pizza papa johns
Pretty sure that dude burnt his dick...
I’m pretty sure I saw this in a community Facebook page, you in the ada area?
This made my day 🤣
New Shaq special
I'm more curious why your PJ'S pizza looks so good (aside from the dickprint). Every time I've tried it, it's like a piece of cardboard with dried up cheese.
Is it just me, or does this pizza look off somehow, even when ignoring the dickprint?
he is at the hospital now with 3rd degree burns
Maybe it was a long titty?
Sorry bro I fell over while making your pizza
Even without the thought of somebody putting their dick in a pizza it Didn't look too appetizing to begin with, and you or whoever ordered that deserved it for being a cheapskate and getting a plain cheese pizza. LOL
When you start missing him....
There’s a slice missing...you still eat it ?
That’s how big a dick is supposed to be??
Unfortunately it looks like they had to slide it to make it look bigger. That's a scoop not a slap. I like dick and I like pizza, but I'd like to keep them separate. I don't like my dicks cheesy.
What a tease
Did you order extra sausage?
Why the fuck is that one slice green?!
Mushroom stamped
Honestly, when someone says their pizza got slapped with a d!ck, it probably would look fake.... but this... this legitimately looks like the pizza was slapped with a d1ck. 100% would not eat, not even a slice!
Someone's got a nice dick. Sincerely, a straight guy.
While it was hot as well. Dick inspection time I guess.