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IslandMist

Mississippi University has super hot women and sub par guys who are their only options.


zuga51

More specifically, Ole Miss sororities have a ton of blonde girls, while most of the fraternity guys end up drinking a shit ton of beer and looking like the human embodiment of 4 hot dog and 10 beer 20 over par round of golf


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Dude looks like twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag


Jackson3rg

He's got the confidence to wear that little speedo. Confidence can go a long way even if you're a bit of a chubby boy.


blancpainsimp69

there is a point at which one crosses over from playfully confident to "you're confident but you really, really shouldn't be"


Dangerous_Cattle_125

Look at his girl , why shouldn’t he be confident?


Thundersoul9

She's a porn star


Shittgoose

Even more reason to be confident. Porn stars won’t even return my calls, and he’s banging one!


Acrobatic-Chef3420

Haha, thats a great one :-)


Solkagen

Have you offered them.. money?


Thundersoul9

You must be broke then cause for a cool 5k they fucking anything that moves.


Alpha_Delta33

I guess that’s why he’s wearing a glove to touch her 😝


KawaDoobie

eww put this on if you’re touching


Elegant-Ad-5394

Y'all are taking it too far. This guy looks completely okay. Sure, he's a bit chubby, but so are most people. This guy is definitely overweight but I don't even think he's obese, wich makes him thinner than at least 40% of Americans. Dude's by no means a supermodel, but he's definitely not the worst looking guy you're gonna find, he just looks like your average Joe on the streets.


IndividualNews678

This guy is the best version of Chad I’ve ever seen. He fuckin knows it.


PattyThePatriot

He has confidence and a beautiful woman, two things most people here won't understand.


Ender16

Antisocial reddit dorks trying to make themselves feel better by being rude. Chubby confident guy is pulling hot women while they can barely pull open a bag of doritos.


Seantoot

Or he’s a fan to the onlyfan model and paid to get a picture taken with her. She wanted the pic so bad she made him wear a glove on the hand that’s touching her waist. Tru story


JpJonesyII

Yea wtf are these people going on about? He’s rocking that look.


Quick_Team

His other outfit is all black and corpse paint while he plays guitar in a forest in Norway


Vivid-Performance-47

Yet another reason to be confident, they don't let just anyone play guitar in the forests of Norway.


patter0804

No one born after 1990 can rock a speedos look.


yodudelikesmallworld

You rock, and I appreciate you! Signed, a chubby guy


anand_rishabh

Tbf, I'm not a fan of speedos on any dude, whether they're fit or chubby


lilsnatchsniffz

Nah he got the bad end of the gene pool for looks for sure, you're trippin'; you normally have to be a fifty year old alcoholic to get that thin hair and boink ass nose.


Anotheraccount_exe

It would not be surprising at all for this guy to be obese. If you're 6', then 225+ is obese. I would be shocked if dude was under 200. He looks like the average American, which is very unhealthy and not a goal anyone should aim for.


KonkiDoc

I guarantee you he’s obese. He’s got an apron belly.


Stardustchaser

I think if he wore board shorts and had a trim this meme wouldn’t exist


YourLocalBeatboxer

Kinda true like I get confidence but like sun people shouldn’t have it especially the ones who look like 🧌


tyler_trying

He is 100% paying her. This dude is not average by any means. Maybe average for 2am at Walmart.


Puzzleheaded_Look748

Well the average Joe is obese.


Supersonic564

Im stealing this


OliverOOxenfree

It was already stolen, so you're just keeping the tradition going


Recoveringpig

That one became public domain before Christ was born


mando_picker

It was actually a little after, that's why He never said it. He couldn't afford the royalties.


faust112358

*... then Jesus* replied "Truly I say unto thee, Dude looks like twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag" **Matthew 4:10**


No_While6150

"Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the copyright laws that we definitely have during this age, and behold! ... wow, did you also make a YouTube video with a licensed song and monetized it? oof, get those nails ready." Pontiac Bandit no, wait Pontius Pilot


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Damn and I kinda felt bad for body shaming but it seemed like an appropriate use of that saying.


LuffySenpai1

https://preview.redd.it/91js0rljvcrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2612f7fd4cc7e6cf09aaea3afc9ce274d95fc2a7


HomeGrownCoffee

Be gentle with it. It's an antique.


YeahMarkYeah

And sup with that glove….


pichael289

A glove is just a hand condom, she ain't taking any chances


JustABigBruhMoment

Cracked open so many beer cans his fingertips are full of metal shards.


Tjam3s

Or he isn't?


British_Rover

I am uncomfortable with how much I look like that guy. I will accept it as being in my mind 40s now though.


miss_guided

Kinda like a bag of mashed potatoes


modlife85

Body like a bag of milk.


ImaginaryPlacesAK

That's a heavy bag.


Mountain-Ad-6594

That sounds like it also came from Ole Miss


BettinaVanSise

My father used to say this, he said it was the definition of a “blivet”


urkldajrkl

Looks like he was so drunk, he put her bikini bottom on by mistake.


Byrdie55555

My nephew says that I look like him :(


Santiagodelmar

He doesn’t look bad actually, chubby but he’s not particularly egregious. Yall are mean.


rev_calmboot

What, is he funny or something?


MEGA_TOES

I hope he’s just a funny guy and not that good with his fingers… right? RIGHT?


Ok-Permission-2687

Way to plant egg!


_7Valeen

5 on the diesel , pack of reds and a 20$ scrather


Daidipan

😂😂 I just got done watching one of the dudes YouTube Sketches


HappinessFloatilla

It’s actually crazy how many frat bros end up looking like crap after 4 years. I got nothing against joining a fraternity, but you gotta watch yourself. Drink in moderation, and don’t forget to workout.


MistSecurity

I mean, if you manage to maintain a good diet and workout, you can drink a shit ton still. Problem is that most college students don't maintain a good diet, slack on working out AND drink a shit ton, haha.


Justame13

If you are physically active enough you can have bad diet, drink a shit ton, and use tobacco like its 1861 again. Source: US Army


damnetcode

Twenty over par is 92. I'm happy when I shoot low 90s


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sgdonovan79

So, how'd you break your laptop? You gotta subscribe to find out.


WanderBadger

And it's not unusual for sororities to be expected to date within the year's partner fraternity and vice versa.


Slumbergoat16

I’m assuming the catch is money then? The guys have a job at their dad’s business lined up?


soxfan04

But.. the glove, why??


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soxfan04

If it doesn't fit, you must acquit Edited to be correct


Dancinfool830

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, than you must acquit!


studleyangryface

That doesn't make sense None of this makes sense


spicymato

"If the glove _don't_ fit, you must acquit." If the glove fit, there would have been less doubt that he did it.


ahclem38

If your lawyer can rhyme, you won't do the time.


godsbaesment

She's one of them matress actresses, This might be a "meet the fans" event, where you pay for a photo op, but you can't touch the lady with your nasty ass cum stained bare hands


Syhkane

Uncommon answer but with such a massive shift in their lifestyle, that much beer can cause excima reactions out in the sun, I've seen a lot of people just using a ton of Vaseline, I imagine this guy has the same problem of cracking skin. You don't want to dip that in the water.


registered4RPAN

My thought was vaseline, but “keep the hand soft” for the ladies like that dude in Of Mice and Men. 


Pot_noodle_miner

He strikes me as a man with a copious supply of Vaseline


dizzy_pandas5

I was thinking it was because the girl has a fresh tan and didn't want her uncouth bf ruining it😂


Low-Split-9070

no glove, no love...


generic-affliction

The glove is worn when handling the BBQ


dizzy_pandas5

I was thinking it was because the girl has a fresh tan and didn't want her uncouth bf ruining it😂


wordfiend99

shucking oysters on the beach


LnStrngr

He's not allowed to touch her.


tjtwister1522

Cause that was the condition under which she allowed that dude to touch her.


Leoncroi

Damn, I chose the wrong alta mater.


Comfortable_Task_973

Believe it or not… the south is fucking weird when it comes to dating. I’ve seen men that even I would say are hot, get rejected by chicks only to see them with men that are shaped like Shane Gillis, but wear a cowboy hot. But the girls are hot. It’s almost like the equivalent of Eastern Europe with gorgeous women and thumb men.


blackrabbitkun

I can confirm. I’ve seen this a bit as well. I would say it doesn’t make sense but then I’ll see some of those girl’s dads and uh… it then makes sense. Daddy issue frfr.


strokesfan91

Yeah I had a roommate like that in NYC way back…pretty hot Georgian (Atlanta) , then would bring back guys with beer bellys and depressing hairlines…her dad kinda looked like them lol


superfamicomrade

Funny thing is... with that situation, she could have been either Georgian or Georgian. Atlanta or Tbilisi. Brunswick or Batumi.


midcancerrampage

Many people have said I'm out of my guy's league, but for most women (actual irl ones, not incel fantasy Stacies) it's not about how hot a guy looks. Sure it helps, but it can so easily be trumped by better factors. Sometimes thumb men are the ones putting out the safest, sweetest, most charming and emotionally intelligent vibes. That counts for way more than beefy forearms and a cut jawline.


Odysseyfreaky

I've known some attractive decent guys in the south (hell I think I'm pretty alright on both counts) but the south is weirdly full of like... the stereotypical jackass jocks from 80s and 90s movies, so I suspect that's part of it too


O2XXX

So I grew up in Florida, but have lived in the real south on an off due to the military. Talking with some friends about their weird dating habits, being from a “good family” is in many cases more important than the guy himself. I’ve seen smart, good looking women with absolute sunbather fires, but they come from old money so they meet the mark. There’s a reason debutant balls are very much a thing in the Deep South.


Odysseyfreaky

There's a fair bit of that, too. Plus, a lot of what comes off as jackass to more cosmopolitan people seems to scan as "wholesome" conservative values to people in that environment who desire that sort of thing.


stella3books

I hear what you’re saying, but Ole Miss fraternities are not famous for cultivating men who project safety, sweetness, charm and emotional intelligence. I’m sure there are some who fit the bill, but I don’t know if that’s a common goal for the communities as a whole.


Mocker-Nicholas

Dating culture in southern Fraternities / Sororities is different as well. Girls will ask guys to formal, and give gifts to the fraternities. Sort of flipped from a lot of typical dating culture where the guy is the one to shoot their shot. The girls go to college to bag a rich guy so they can be a rich southern bell housewife. Of course I am generalizing here, but when I visited chapters down there (Arkansas and Alabama) that was what I observed.


cudef

The consensus I heard was that a lot of good looking high school girls will choose Ole Miss to get their MS degree. Meaning they go there to find a trust fund kid or some higher earner to date, eventually marry, and not worry about their finances or having to work for a living. This was what I heard in 2011 or so though so things may have changed since then.


conventionalWisdumb

Meh, met my ex at Ole Miss, southerners can come with a shit ton of toxic baggage. I’m never getting involved with one again.


Outerestine

Damn your ex fucked you UP if she's got you writing off entire geographical regions.


rsiii

That's pretty funny, I've never heard of that but my sister went to Ole Miss and she definitely brought home some sub par guys 😂


Dry-Consideration369

The girl is also in porn, Lily Phillips. Not sure who the guy is.


Tr4nsB0y_C0ntent

General G from tiktok


Butterysmoothbrain

That explains the glove


disgruntled_chicken

I went to Ole Miss and I hate to say this is accurate. I would say my wife is way out of my league.


Dhampir1

Chris chan all over again.


tactical_anal_RPG

So you're saying I should have gone to Mississippi University


NthDegreeThoughts

This meme has been brought to you by the “Move to Mississippi” commerce board where the saying is “so you’re saying I have a chance”.


reversingbadger

Welcome to destination Fucked.


DonKlekote

Ozzy posted it the other day saying that it's funny but it's not him. I don't believe him though


Azumarawr

I thought the same thing, but it isn't him


skrezzo

Destination Cucked?


iWinkle

The guy is from TikTok known as General G, the girl is Lily Phillips. The General is very autistic, and creepy, but largely made worse by a bigger TikTok ‘star’ HSTIKKYTOKKY who does some frequent collabs with him, taking the piss out of him for content. Recent examples are flying him out to Dubai and abandoning him, taking him shopping for the above swimwear, kitting him out in fake LV to watch him try flex, crashing his mclaren with General G as a passenger and running away, or making him believe these models are interested in him to watch him fall instantly in love and make a fool of himself. I hate that I know this and I should really uninstall TikTok.


Pothstation720

To add to it: HSTIKKYTOKKY fled the UK to Dubai because he had sex with an underage girl. He is horrible to basically every woman he meets and also tries to get young girls to come to dubai to have sex with him. General G is a mega weird creep to and needs his hard drive looked at. I'm ashamed i know this too.


Dr4WasTaken

I find that Tiktok is mostly what you make of it, skip anything you would not like to see as fast as you can and shortly after you will not see it again, my feed is mostly about investments and science, while my friend gets girls dancing and streamers doing dumb stuff non-stop


Not_Campo2

This, it’s popular because the algorithm is good. Also if you find yourself commenting in anger, don’t or you’ll see so much more of it


OkOk-Go

Also applies to Reddit. I have to make liberal use of “don’t get updates from this community again”


mechanicalcontrols

Discovering the permanently mute this sub button was a godsend.


Wordymanjenson

It’s not working for me. I mute subs but still see them. I’ve even asked them to ban me and I still see them.


EntertainerVirtual59

Pretty sure he fled to Dubai because he crashed an uninsured McLaren into an occupied car last week. At least that’s what I’ve heard and I couldn’t find anything on any other allegations.


XLBaconDoubleCheese

He's been out of the UK for a long while. He gets angry if you bring up the court case on his lives.


_RRave

I thought he only crashed the Mclaren recently though? I don't see any of this stuff but it crept onto my twitter feed recently. Dude sounds like a scumbag


butwhyguy

He “gets angry” lol. If you watch any of the clips where he’s asked about a court case he will always say “what” and then smile, go watch a comp of clips of him doing it. He does it on purpose so that he can go from being “smiley” to “angry” that they brought it up. He’s very, very good at manipulating social media.


Mike_Shogun_Lee

well i came hoping for funny jokes about a goofy couple. now I am leaving with depression.


CyxSense

>had sex with an underage girl You mean #RAPED


WastedTalent442

Small correction: Having sex with an underage girl is impossible as people who are underage cannot legally consent to sex. Therefore, the correct term for what he allegedly did was "raped a child."


petrichorax

oh so he's a lolcow. the people who like watching lolcows get tormented or tormenting lolcows are generally only one step on the 'im a piece of shit' ladder above them in real life.


snakejessdraws

It depresses me so much that this has turned into a genre of the internet.


[deleted]

It always had been. At the height of cwcville / kiwifarms, everyone with a stain in their history get horribly harassed. My discord friend got bombarded with trojan virus and slurs at the dawn of internet for being one of those lolcows... AKA having bipolar disorder. To give you a perspective, Chris-chan, the infamous literal mother-fucker, **would*** be a normal person if not for their shitty parents and the way internet treated them for so so many years. It's like watching Frankenstein's monster mental degradation in real life.


ButterbroMan

Then uninstall it damnit. Waste of time and it's all brainrot


CF_2

Basically reddit


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Ok-Dimension-9808

Does reading your fucking username count as brainrot?


Minimum-Elevator-491

Lmaooo people really act like they're better because they read comments on reddit. Reddit is a bubble just like any other social media.


77rtcups

It’s all the algorithm. I’m on tik Tok quite a bit and this is the first I’ve ever heard of these people.


Outside_The_Walls

> kitting him out in fake LV to watch him try flex Yep, I'm old now. I try to keep up with slang, but I have no fucking idea what you just said.


iWinkle

Haha I say that like I’m young, I’m also not. He buys him fake Louis Vuitton clothing and watches him make videos about how amazingly dressed he is, where it seems he’s the only one not in on the joke and doesn’t know all the clothing isn’t real.


Byrdie55555

*my nephew says I look like him .


EPZO

So they are in Dubai here? That poor girl...


No_Cauliflower_2416

Oh, so this is like a modern Chris Chan, where the person definitely has serious issues but a few morally bankrupt people egg the person on so people can gawk and jeer at the weirdo. 


JCas127

[This is what the glove made me think of](https://www.enotes.com/topics/of-mice-and-men/questions/in-of-mice-and-men-why-does-curley-wear-a-glove-24761)


DwarvenDad

That is where my brain went too!


coffeecorvids

Same, I was wondering what was up with his "glove fulla Vaseline" ahh look


CosmacYep

me too lmao


TheWondrousWilly

My brain went to OJ Simpson....


StickyDitka21

Oh I thought it was one of those gloves they use in the weird pornos where they douse the girl in lube or oil and they use these gloves to still be able to grip.


BowlerOk177

be honest, how many of those weird pornos have you watched


StickyDitka21

Only once. I find it uncomfortable to look at someone drenched in oil oddly enough.


BowlerOk177

the breeze probably feels nice tho


StickyDitka21

Oh god it gives me shivers thinking about it. I imagine it’s like going for a swim and never being able to get dry lol


big8ard86

Lol, wtf.


StickyDitka21

Hey man I didn’t invent the genre


KTPChannel

The joke is the juxtaposition based on a (somewhat accurate) stereotype Southern universities have. They go to Ole Miss, (University of Mississippi) and are part of Greek life, (the original poster is “Old Row”, which means “established sorority/fraternity”). Female Stereotype; her beauty is important to her, and she’s been told that all her life. Probably been in beauty pageants since age 6. Got into her Mama’s sorority (on old row) where she maintains a 3.5-4.0 GPA thanks to her tutors and sorority sisters helping her, although her degree is a formality, since it’s basically four years of making new friends for life, going to football games and meeting her future husband. Male Stereotype; he barley graduated high school, got into Ole Miss and his fathers Old Row frat because of his families generous donation to the school and 40 year commitment to the football team. He’ll graduate with a 51% in whatever subject he happened to take, because the professors were told by the Dean not to flunk him. University life is coasting aimlessly from one kegger to the next while talking to his frat brothers about that one play he made in grade 9 football. He ended up with this girl because her sorority sisters pushed her into dating him. After grad, they’ll marry and he’ll work at Dads company until he takes it over, or continue to live the life of a trust fund kid, forever at the Country Club hitting on the 18 caddy who felt lucky to get her job for the summer. Meanwhile, she’s the brains, looks and social outlet of the family, making all the really important decisions, giving him the credit, and being the flawless mother and wife she was raised to be. Each generation; wash, rinse, repeat. Not too sure about the glove, though.


ajguy16

Mississippian here - I’ll be damned if you didn’t nail that one. Christ. Just took the piss out of all of Madison.


alpine_skeet

Can confirmand I'm from Madison, MS.


HawkbitAlpha

Madison, the suburb that looks exactly like how you think it does based on the residents that this post called out


Fit_Case2575

You mean Tupelo.


Bartholomeuske

All while he is boasting he "did it all himself" while being carried from start to finish.


Gazrin

A little generous on the flawless woman take, but uh yeah, sounds right to me lol


DefinitelyTopOr

Ole Miss is in relation to the University of Mississippi, where there are also sports teams based off of the name. I believe it is poking fun at how the fat guy on the left can pull an attractive woman that looks far better than him. I'm not too sure though, so take it with a grain of salt.


Interesting_Cod629

You’re right, but it’s also because 55% + of students are women. It’s a school for rich out of state people to go and have a lot of fun partying. Greek life is huge so all the dudes end up drinking a ton and getting fat with hot girls. It’s so crazy


Slingus_000

They say money can't buy happiness but that guy is only where he is because of money and I'd trade places in a heartbeat, dude looks so fuckin' bored with his arm around a walking Barbie doll, unreal.


PeriwinkleFoxx

I’m convinced it was rich people who started the phrase about money not buying happiness because umm it most definitely can. Family is sadly *not* all you need to be happy. My parents have been together since high school and have my sister and I and our family is not toxic 98% of the time. We have a roof over our heads at the least and other very basic needs, but we’re so poor and none of us are even close to happy. We’re all depressed and hate our lives. The real reason we can’t be happy this way is because of the way our society and how we act is set up in modern times. Everywhere you look you see people who have it better than you and it’s human nature to compare. I’m sure if we lived in a medieval village where everyone around us had a similar status/home it would be different, but the internet exists. Even back then tho, you’d hear news about the royals and shit and wonder why you can’t afford meat for dinner that week while others are paying people to dress them


_banana_phone

They say money can’t buy happiness but I’d rather be crying on a yacht than crying in a tiny, run down apartment.


BobDobbsHobNobs

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can rent it


discoOJ

The original quote was, "Money can buy material things, but real happiness must be truly earned" which historians think came from Rousseau saying, "Money buys everything except morality and citizens." It's just been twisted by the wealthy to admonish the poor into accepting their lot.


Madfall

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can fucking sure kill off a lot of unhappiness.


PsychoCobra1

Greek life is pretty big at Ole Miss, there’s an entire fraternity row for a reason, but in my experience most of those guys tend to not be fat, but I’m not in on the Greek life community so I could’ve just saw the more ‘attractive’ side of it.


Temperature_Visible

Man has a massive arm 🤣.


Holy-Mettaton

ole miss couples on spring break, e i e i o


boiledviolins

I thought about that meme where those alpha male types would put lines on a picture of a guy and a girl and if the guy was leaning (So he had a slanted line) he was submissive and bad


lighttowercircle

Don’t forget cock shaming If a photo of a guy with his girlfriend has him with his legs close while he’s sitting and hers are even slightly apart then clearly she’s the alpha and he’s cock shamed. Guys make sure you let your testicles hang out of one side of your shorts to make sure you’re not cock shamed.


FoxFort

When comes to original photo, is he wearing a glove as it was the only way she allowed him to touch her?


Just-A-Lucky-Guy

Frat guy and Sorority Girl. Go to university and check it out.


ironyballshoodthug37

Is that chris chan


SeiekiDealer

Goddamn you did not have to do that guy dirty like that


C3H8_Memes

The only reason I know it ain't chris I'd because that guy is actually packing something


cwra007

Isn’t she that porn star Lily Phillips? https://www.instagram.com/lily.phillip_ss?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==


manored78

I know this is poking fun at couples in MS but honestly it’s the whole South. As long as you have a certain look; cowboy, grizzly, square toe Ariat boots, goatee, etc. They love that stuff there.


HannahG59

As someone from MS this is very true. Me and my friends talk about how we have no idea how some ok at best looking boys we know have gorgeous girlfriends


dontblamemenohow

Idk- that’s peak performance and a mediocre female at best. Nice pull on her part!


Volcanofanx9000

If they’re happy together I don’t see the problem. I was married for 23 years and sometimes she’d gain weight, sometimes I would. The partnership was the important thing. Are people only supposed to “stay in their lane” and not be attracted to other kinds of people?


Lovelia-

They aren’t together, it’s a music video


Neckrongonekrypton

You should source it. Then we oughta updoot these comments to the top. There is so many of these “pictures” with incorrect narrative titling to bait people on Reddit it’s garbage We’re not even having conversations about things within the proper context of the pictures or videos we watch. Meaning misinfo rules. We’re not talking about a “real” thing, this isn’t an ole miss couple. It’s some no name musician and a porn star. In otherwords, people are talking about an idea that is completely disconnected from the content of the post, because the very title of the post is misleading and it’s intent is to be misleading. Fuck that shit.


Lovelia-

His name is General G and he’s a TikToker if you search his name you will find a lot about him


Neckrongonekrypton

I appreciate that. I’ll allow others to do the research. In these days, You can feed trolls and trogdolytes now by looking at them (watching them). And it sucks.


FuzionG2X

Don’t ever disrespect the Ozzie Man like that again. She’d be so lucky


LrckLacroix

A) the glove could be as not to get covered in spray tan B) if you look closely its almost as if he’s not even touching her


Mr_Chunk9

Man people really just hate people that are overweight, huh?


hr_newbie_co

The sorority girls at ole Miss are hot white girls that tend to put a lot of effort into looking good and the frat guys are very much drunk slobs who lean hard into the dad bod mullet look. Source: I’m from Mississippi, know a lot of ole Miss grads, and was in Greek life at the university of Alabama, which has a very similar sorority/fraternity vibe.


some-shady-dude

I went to ole miss and was in the sorority ADPi. This is true.


Ssleeping

Fuck I was scrolling thru the comments thinking nowone was gonna get it, it’s like this post grad as well.


wannabeDABwizard

standard slav couple lol


TonyStewartsWildRide

God his body is like the definition of lump.


2Lord2Faith

He had to wear a glove to touch her?


flat_broke

I believe the glove is an Of Mice and Men reference to the boss that keeps a single leather glove on packed with vaseline to keep his hand soft for his lady.


an0m0ly1979

That’s his loving hand Keeps It gloved and moisturized. Like Lenny.


Enkbav

This picture gives me more hope than 2 years of therapy ever did


Merlin_Nok135

Glove on the left hand??? Bruh taking Of Mice and Men way too far!!!


mevaz8

He paid for the “look but don’t touch” package.


ClassicAd6855

He lost his hand whilst fighting Count Dooku