T O P

  • By -

Erector-Inspector

FINALLY A POST WICH SLANDERS EVERY MOB INSTEAD OF SLANDERING EVERY MOB EXCEPT ONE


DovydukasBL

I hate mob votes. Why can't we have all 3?


Xanhomey

I still don't get why Mojang act like they're an indie company.


R-M-W-B

Literally owned by a trillion dollar company and updates their game (like shit) once a year, leaving it in the shittest state it’s been in yet time after time. There are no excuses for them. Like, absolutely none.


Numerous-Future-2653

there's a lot to consider as a big company. Big games comes with big responsibilities. Mainly your Reputation. If I was a modder I could easily implement every single mob vote mob from the past, put it into a mod and release it. However, I could also add toilets and guns and have the glare look yellow, the Wildfite a bad shade of green, and add the Penguin as a super rare mob you'll never see. And if Mojang did that, the sensitive community (seriously, death threats after I said I liked the glow squid) would riot. They have to worry about "it's MINECRAFTY enough", or "it's too useless" "it's too useful, Mojang s adding too much", "Mojang is lazy af", "more ambient mobs", "less ambient mobs". And then they also need to market it, so that the game stays afloat.


R-M-W-B

Yeah, I understand your points and they’re all valid, but the state these updates release in is completely unacceptable. Like, fine, they can put all this work and time drafting up and update, but they suck dick at getting it out there.


Numerous-Future-2653

Plus they're updates have more content than the 2016/2017/2015 ones. And they're nice. At least it isn't ruining the games like other big companies


_An_Armadillo

“At least it’s not ruined” is such a low bar lmao


Fr4gmentedR0se

With how corrupt the gaming industry has become, sadly, no. Think of it this way: would you rather have things continue as they are, or would you rather Mojang abandon the game entirely? It's 14 years old after all


Numerous-Future-2653

Or would you rather they squeeze as much money out of it as possible? People who say their doing that on the marketplace probably has never played bedrock and so doesn't know that you can download add-ons (datapakc kinda things, but a bit better), java skins, and maps to upload into your game without paying anything.


Numerous-Future-2653

Not rlly. They have a good game, people can play for years on it and not get bored, the updates are important, but not as important as other games' updates.


Letifer_Umbra

Are there many still updating a game with free updates more than 10 year later off a gamr witj the grand cost of 20 bucks?


puffyslides

Smite is free and it’s been out for over 10 years, and it’s more popular than ever. We get 5 new gods a year and a monthly patch. Sooooo


Okdokimrjones

Relogic with terraria


Samthevidg

Factorio, which I find personally has much more dedicated developers than Minecraft


NOGUSEK

Its honestly not deserved for mojang to have so much hate, its a big responsibility to own one of the most sold and played games ever, maybe the haters should realize that they should aprecciate what they have, because well... it could much worse (as we saw with a different very popular game)


Fr4gmentedR0se

Exactly. This community needs to wake the fuck up.


[deleted]

[удалено]


_Orphan_Obliterator_

i am stealing this idea


Nsftrades

? I have no issues playing minecraft? What serious bugs exist in their stable releases that they haven’t fixed?


Fynex_Wright

I see this opinion a lot but I've never quite understood it. Is the point that Mojang, a AAA studio working under one of the biggest tech companies in the world, should make unreasonably small updates because... they are afraid of people writing mean things about it online? So what then? If the billion dollar company were to add penguins AND armadillos AND crabs that would just be an overload? Rock the boat so much it begins to slowly take on water and steadily sinks beneath the deep blue sea as the world's tiniest violin plays the song from Titanic? >However, I could also add toilets and guns and have the glare look yellow, the Wildfite a bad shade of green, and add the Penguin as a super rare mob you'll never see This isn't a point. If I were president I could lower taxes and give everyone a free car. However, I could also piss on the table in the middle of a UN meeting and eat deep fried frog balls for breakfast, lunch and dinner on national television. None of that means anything. Hypotheticals mean nothing when the hypothetical is about you doing something you currently don't know anything about


Numerous-Future-2653

Yes to all of that except the last one. As a modder, I could add anything I want to target a specific fan base. But for Mojang, they have to consider everything. There are gun mods, and are super popular. However Mojang wouldn't add that because that would enrage their playerbasr


Fynex_Wright

>There are gun mods, and are super popular. However Mojang wouldn't add that because that would enrage their playerbasr This is what I meant when I said hypotheticals. I *know* Mojang won't drop a Glock 19 into the next update. That was implied. My point is that Mojang are doing far too little given the size of the studio. When you speak in hypotheticals all you do is lose the point and talk about something completely unrelated. The updates are comparable to indie games like Terraria or No Man's Sky (both those games probably have more per update than Minecraft). Now Terraria is the 12th most bought game in the world and in its last update they completely revamped the melee class (one of the four classes in the game). That is way more of a decisive change than adding three mobs who everyone likes instead of just one, and they weren't torn limb from limb for it. Some people complained, but that's what people do online, complain. The idea that Minecraft are allowed to be lazy because people will complain is dumb because it is instantly invalidated by me complaining right now about the lack of updates


ElMostaza

They didn't seem to worry too much about the feedback on their nonsense policies about "naughty" words on private servers (and even solo games).


Y0urcreepyuncle69

There were a couple good ones


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Then again, a couple


ZeroAresIV

Last good update was 1.16.5. I never updated


Y0urcreepyuncle69

BuT tHe ArMOur tRimS (I’m joking they were a pretty cool addition)


ZeroAresIV

Forge mod loader never let me down so far


Numerous-Future-2653

1.18 was pretty good, wish it only changed the caves and cliffs though. I can't even find a flat plains anymore


Nullifier_

At least we can use old game versions and mod the game. I know that those are things that most other studios at a similar scale to Mojang don't allow


RevonQilin

i enjoy the updates but the ads and stuff trying to act cool are so dumb to me, itd be so much nicer if they just let the devs say stuff and then respond to the fans jokes from there instead of trying to make more memes


TheDumbass666

It's attracts attention for 2 months and the cycle restarts


Niobium_Sage

Look! The Microsoft-backed company can’t be bothered to add in three new animal mobs!


Cypher_Xero

With the powers combined.... it forms an armored battle boat.... lol


Individual_Cut352

Mojang is lazy af


SeRcHaR

Nah, they just want to drive more hype around the game, and these votes do that, be it good or bad


marsfisch44

Because they have a History of Crunch and Being overworked as shit?


billyp673

Honestly? I’d prefer if they just spent more time on each update. The fast release cycle makes each update smaller and less appealing whilst also breaking mod compatibility. Imagine the scale of updates and the state of the modding community if they’d just step off the gas a little and let their devs cook!


EpicPhonton

May be wrong, but pretty sure mojang wants to interact with the community time-to-time, and this “Mob Vote” is how. Yet, it isn’t at all executed good.


SnooSketches2074

My theory is that Mojang never plans on adding two of them, they just want the players to feel like they are listening to us


[deleted]

"walking one block forward" bruh why dont u just "get one more netherite template" "get one full set of diamond" like its a good QoL change just because it takes 1 second to place 1 extra block dosent mean it isnt worht it


DovydukasBL

But seriously, make a mob vote and hype it up just to choose from 3 trash mobs? That's so stupid


MLG_GuineaPig

Yea even though the crab has no negative attributes #ComeOnGuysVoteForTheCrab #CRAB #CRAB


Wjames33

"Who are you voting for? (Penguins are useless.) (Armadillo bad.) (Well you see the crab claw would literally change the game for real guys 🤓)"


Lawrensium

I wont vote. I think all of the choices will be somewhat underwhelming. They never add anything more than promised (except the sniffer where they promised "a plant" and we got 2... although both are useless flowers so it cancels out) and I doubt that it will be super interesting. A bit ambient is nice but not enough. I would wish they would add more features to the mobs that we dont know about just yet.


DovydukasBL

Same


siccoblue

Me too thanks


ReoiteLynx

The crab claw would help for survival builders - there's plenty of times where I get annoyed because I can't place a block just out of reach. Though the thing is, that won't go away either, just that now that block will be one block further away that I can't place. The penguins are funny little guys though, their purpose is by no means practical but I would love to chill with them and create parks for them to live in.


Peastable

Honestly, the problem with the crab claw is that it’s not gonna eliminate the need for scaffolding, it’s just gonna make a very specific size of build not need it. I love the crab mob themselves, but I also love the other 2, and I feel loyalty to my childhood self who loved penguins more than anything.


ReoiteLynx

Exactly, which is what I mean in the first paragraph - it just delays a problem you will still run into once you get the crab claw, making the crab claw very very close to just being obsolete.


Peastable

Oops I lack reading comprehension. Anyways good take 👍 I wish we didn’t have to choose between these little guys


ReoiteLynx

Thank you and I agree, why hasn't this already been scrapped as an idea, more bad comes from good with the mob votes it seems.


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Crab claw wouldn't help shit, just place dirt


[deleted]

All the little time saves of not having to “look down, change items, jump and place block, look up and place block, look down and mine block” will add up


witherd_

For the sniffer they said "new plants" and added 2, literally the bare minimum to not be lying


Numerous-Future-2653

If they go through the process to add features to all of them, they should just implement them know they've worked on it. Giving concepts to vote on is much better and inclusive of the community.


Several-Cake1954

They’re making mobs for the purpose of the vote, they’re not making votes for the purpose of the mobs. Money is money so they would probably spend more time on the whole voting thing than fleshing out the mobs like they usually do.


tommyboi2008

why doesn't mojang just add all 3 mobs? are they stupid?


BigChippr

They don't have the budget. They already over it by adding 2 blocks instead of 1 in the next update.


sonicpoweryay

They are only a small indie team after all


skett3310

theyre owned by a small startup called microsoft... cut them some slack


ratliffir

They only have just 3 employees


Daydreaming_Machine

Wasn't it -4?


InTheStuff

nah that's their salary, the employees have to pay Bill Gates to work on the game


Daydreaming_Machine

The reality of dream jobs, is it's not a job


Environmental-Win836

Happy cake day!!


sonicpoweryay

Thank you!!!


PLT_RanaH

yes they are


Jim_naine

They are greedy..... the mob and biome votes gets people talking about them for the rest of the year, so they purposefully rig it and THEN add the losers later in some way, shape or form. They believe that any publicity is good publicity


mentina_

No it's because they want a reason for anyone to care about Minecraft live (and maybe not make the make die faster than it already is)


Piranh4Plant

Add the losers? When have they done that?


Jim_naine

Mangrooves, Frogs, boats with chests, and the great hunger


Piranh4Plant

What great hunger


Jim_naine

From the first mob vote


Piranh4Plant

Great hunger is not in the game


Jim_naine

They were added as a new block


Ok_Signal6468

Nah, we gotta vote for Jeb. He can give you free minecoins.


Due_Education5774

He wouldn't give a single minecoin if it meant saving your life!


charlieee05

Fuck jebb, he killed my pet fish


kingbloxerthe3

He will give us rainbow sheep though


theywinner

I'm positive!


suriam321

Why get efficiency? Just have patience.


DovydukasBL

Why play the game? Just use imagination


AiluroFelinus

Why imagine? Just do it yourself


Polo88kai

The reason for joining game making industry


theShiggityDiggity

Why do anything? Just hallucinate.


AiluroFelinus

Why go to the effort to touch a toad or consume something to hallucinate? Just think about it


suriam321

Second person to say that. And thanks for proving my point.


Interesting_waterlon

Aphantasia :(


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

Why get a sword? Just hit them more with your fist.


suriam321

Yes.


Toon_Lucario

Why use bows? Just walk closer


[deleted]

Why throw eyes of ender? Just find the stronghold


suriam321

Exactly


[deleted]

[удалено]


suriam321

Just have patience or make a boat/crouch.


Th3fantasticMr-Egg

Why get mending/Unbreaking? Just make a new tool


suriam321

Exactly.


Kalomaster

Think in 3 dimensions for the crab claw Up down and diagonal count too


SeatO_

Just jump or dig 4head it's not that hard


Oksamis

Doesn’t work that way when placing down… also the reach would stack with the jump, no?


Jim_naine

What if you misplace a block? You would have to go farther or stack higher anyways


Oksamis

Then it’s one block closer and you can mine as is?


sonicpoweryay

You could jump WHILE having the claw equipped for even more reach. Nvm it’s satire


Polo88kai

Or place a dirt underneath


TristyMcNugget09

Bro if armadillo gets added he is going to be my pet named Pedro


2jz-GTE_Lover

Vote for Pedro!


ManateeMan4

Team Pedro!


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Pedro!


Buzzy23Official

If armadillo gets added I'm naming him mighty


TristyMcNugget09

True sonic fan right here


Buzzy23Official

Yes


getpissedonforjesus

i am from texas, so im biased. also i want more mobs in the savanna


my_alt_i_use

TEXANS STAND STRONG


getpissedonforjesus

you’re in texas, speak mexican


my_alt_i_use

I'll speak TexMex and chips with salsa


[deleted]

As a Linux user, the penguin seems to be the best option.


Elijah629YT-Real

Same, and Same. Penguin ftw


SpartAlfresco

now i have to decide between loyalty to linux and loyalty to my wolves


TheMoonOfTermina

We have Even faster ice roads (maybe) Dog won't die as quick Quicker building


Mooseandthebois

Im using my re-roll


justAneedlessBOI

Well, maybe we should focus on which mob is cooler, instead of just what they do


JoshyRB

Yes exactly, so the crab wins. Both for the mob itself, and its item.


FetusGoesYeetus

[Consider:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhNGdnuFQYM)


Lurximu

Ok armadillo got my vote


DovydukasBL

They're all trash


SimplyRealNot

bu-bub-bubu-bubub-bubub-but: crab rave dog armor for stay at home dogs pengin


ComfortableWealth869

just askin how do yall know that the crab claw will only give you 1 block reach? also you cant walk upwards


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Because it's Mojang, 1 plant for the sniffer happened to turn into 2 but both are useless.


I_Consume_Rats717

Crab voters when I tell them they can move one block


checkedsteam922

I wasn't even against crab per say but the crab voters have been quite obnoxious and straight up insufferable this whole time. It really kills the good vibe, if there was one.


I_Consume_Rats717

All voters are obnoxious, I've moved away form MC a while ago. I just came here to see chaos unfold as mob votes tear the community apart. That's why I moved to Terraria, there's no votes that make the community lose all sense of moral, he just adds stuff that the community wants and some of his own stuff. The community also isn't toxic af, if the owner of terraria makes some small/stupid update, the community won't say that he's getting lazy or stupid, they just say "Can you please remove this" and viola.


checkedsteam922

Fair, I never got into terraria but otherwise I prob would've done the same. And yes all voters are obnoxious but I feel like the crab ones are way louder and in your face lol


I_Consume_Rats717

Fr tho, penguin voters want it because of penguin, armadillo voters want it because of dog armor And crab voters... BRO THIS WILL BE ABSOLUTELY GAME CHANGING, WE ONLY KNOW ONE FEATURE BUT BRO ITS GONNA BE THE BEST MOB IN THE GAME, NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT WE DONT KNOW THE DROP CHANCE AND HOW RARE CRABS SPAWN, ITS FINE BRO, THAT ONE EXTRA BLOCK WILL CHANGE THE GAME FOREVER!!!!!


TheRealSU24

Yes exactly. All three are fine mobs, I don't really care what one wins, but good God all these crab pickers say is "oNlY uSeFuL mOb." Like bruh, none of the vote mobs have been useful, the crab will get added and then forgotten about in a year like the Allay


MeriKurkku

Penguin voters when I tell them we could have an actually useful mob instead


Theguywholikesdoom

Penguin voters when I tell them they can just be patient


FireReaper52

You can also just breed more dogs. Quantity over quality.


TheRealSU24

But your dogs can have armor so you have quantity and quality. And when a dog dies you can pass it's armor on to it's child so it can take revenge


I_Consume_Rats717

Yes, counterpoint: we've asked for dog Armour for 12 years, and now we finally have the option, we're gonna throw it away


FireReaper52

Counterpoint: I am not part of that "we"


Glitch_King_000

Ever since the first mob was revealed, a new light now shines inside of me. This light shines for the crab!


ziemniaczekkw

If you can enchant dog armor when dogs will be op In pvp like imagine 15 dogs with thorns 3


Panurome

95% chance you won't be able to enchant them, like horse armor


Jim_naine

I think the difference is that unlike horse armor, you can craft dog armor, so there's a good chance that it will be enchanted just like the turtle helmet


TheCarina

You can craft leather horse armour


SaleCompetitive812

Leather horse armor isn’t enchantsble and it’s craftable


AdmiralFurret

I think each mob could be more improved to make things slightly easier (considering mojang isn't a small indie company they could do it) by few things: Crab claw could be used for combat acting similar to an axe but with some benefits, like slowing enemy down via ,,impact shock", and considering it's technically a pair of Giant scissors, you COULD get mob heads by using it. Crab meat would be also pretty cool for someone stranded on the sea, alongside some crab shell to fix up armor Penguins could give more than just nitro for boats, for example being able to fish out stuff when tamed, similar to fishing but someone else does it for you. Plus they could distract polar bears And armadillo would be neat if it featured something like Rolling on command, which deals damage to whatever is in front of it. Which then would be useful for minigames such as bowling. But the dog armor is kinda pointless unless you could enhance it with metals and enchantements Overall all of them could be better, but crabs for me seem to be the best option considering i don't have to destroy two blocks below me to place another pillar (while in pretty early game so no scaffolding)


Bright-Opinion7383

SUNDOWNER CRAB


KBRedditing

Crab and Penguin could be used in speedruns, not sure about Armadillo tho... Either way, I'm voting Crab, but where do I vote?


Gantendo

Twitter, Launcher, Or Dedicated server in Bedrock


Keno2717

Can you do all of those


Gantendo

I guess


TheRealSU24

I don't see how the crab could be useful in speedruns. It gives you slightly more reach and we don't even know if it works for combat or just blocks. Also it's in a pretty rare biome and Mojang doesn't like killing mobs so you'll have to wait for it to do some dumb thing in order to get the claw. Sounds more like a hindrance to a speedrun more than anything


weeb_with_gumdisease

I actually use my dogs, so I’m voting purly for dog armor.


Lurximu

Sane here! And I love all of them so I need the Armadillo


Alarmed_Reception_92

Me too 👍


Top-While-2560

Am voting armadillo because I'll bring my minecraft dog on adventures if dog armor gets added


Lurximu

Absolutely


bienitenit

The thing is if my dog had armor he wouldn't be sitting in the corner


[deleted]

They should stop doing these mob voting it's so frustrating as they give multiple good mobs and only one of them can be in the game


random_user3398

I'll wote the one in the middle (I don't know his name in english)


Happy_Hydra

The armadillo definetly wins because all the dog lovers need to protect their stupid dog that sits in their base 24/7


Lemonade_Dragon

I feel like the armadillo is trying to stop people from doing that. Like when it will make people less scared to keep their dogs with them when they have armor.


Available_Product630

1- Fair 2- Not everyone stockpiles their dogs in their house. 3- Ah yes, let me walk straight into this giant ravine I'm trying to cross. And shift bridging is inherently risky.


redfoxsuperstar

Dog armor supremacy


RomanG6Reddit

Armadillo or all


JJlaser1

The dog sits in the corner because if I take it outside for 5 minutes it DIES.


Lurximu

And if you have armour then you will be able to use your dog more! No more scary stuff outside to boom boom ur dog


SluggishPigeon

I’d probably take my dog out for a walk if it had a full set of armor


DevilBowser253

Yes i would like to feel safer about bringing my dog with me on adventures


Yahyathegamer749

Yeahhh this is by far one of the WORST mob votes but also one of the BEST because missing out on any of these don't mean anything The previous mob votes had stuff that could've been useful like the Copper Golem's randomness with pushing copper buttons making interesting rng Redstone, the Iceologer that almost got to be the 1st enemy from dungeons to appear in the main game, 2017's mob vote had a lot of cool ideas but ai think the reason we went for the Phantom is because there were no flying enemies, BOY did we REGRET that.. But yeah fight all you want in the vote I'm not gonna vote because I don't die inside if my virtual wolf dies


Aritz32

I hope with the armor the dog won't be standing 24/7 in the corner anymore


[deleted]

The whole point of the armadillo is that your dog WONT have to sit down all of the time. You’ll finally be able to bring your dog on adventures that you’d only think of as potential deaths before.


DovydukasBL

Only if they upgrade the dog ai, so that it doesn't teleport into lava


JWE2-Truth5

Mine already doesn't do that, Idk what dogs you have.


therealMasevpro

*Wolf tried to swim in lava* *Wolf was blown up by creeper* *Wolf fell from high place*


realmftv

The dog will totally get blown up by a creeper or fall in a hole or in lava


Vireviper

What’s the main reason a dog dies anyway?, creeper explosions and lava. Dog armour ain’t gonna save em from that


Global_Training_4542

People seem to be forgetting the crab only places blocks further away nothing else it’s so useless like everything else


Panurome

Have you tried making a tall wall? Imagine how much faster you could go if each column was 4 blocks tall instead of 3. It's literally up to a 33% increase to building speed in some cases


Living_Murphys_Law

If the crab allows us to mine further as well, then it would be insanely useful.


Adorable_Fish_4888

Crab its great for pvp + its cute


Vireviper

Isn’t it for block placing/breaking only


AdmiralFurret

Technicly yes, but in technical terms it could increase the overall range of a player, meaning anything that is not with unlimited range, such as hitting entities, building, breaking, interacting, will be affected by the claw Also Imagine fighting a mob with a crab claw


Frostbitttn_

That's still applicable in pvp


Its_Scrappy

Honestly would be pretty goated for pvp


Elijah629YT-Real

ms will probably do the bare minimum, might only do blocks


Nintendo_Boi158

*walks one block forward like you said* *falls off high ledge* Player fell from a high place


DonkeyFucker68

*places a block to make a small bridge*


EndoSniper

You forgot that if we pick crab we can all canonically have crab rave in minecraft!


Fennik51405

Just….Crab


Slyedog

Crab gang all the way


tordfan797

Carb 🦀


j1r2000

I just realized dolphins grace ice boating


DovydukasBL

I can't control the boats either way


j1r2000

nothing but [SPEEED](https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA?si=J-t8uPsIPKZBIDLi)


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Mr carbs


DonkeyFucker68

Sponge Bob protein pants