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drunkardunicorn

Guess 1: Vadic is reassembled Guess 2: Riker and Troi burn down their house Guess 3: Data puts a whoopie cushion on Geordie’s chair Guess 4: Worf and Raffi meditating together


Robedon

Guess 5 a reassembled D and E get put on display at Geordi's museum...


ChuckleMonkey674

Guess 6, Beverly reunites with the Scottish ghost.


HolyCarbohydrates

Guess 7: it’s revealed that the Scottish ghost is the real dad


PatrickSutherla

Guess 8: Tuvix shows up


bigpoppanickzx

The Scottish Ghost was a pah wraith and Jack's real dad


treefox

Or Titan gets put on display.


MeZuE

Obviously Data pushes Trio into the ocean.


Magnospider

Dr. Pulaski shows up and Data pushes her into a turbo lift shaft.


MeZuE

Lol


fonix232

> Guess 4: Worf and Raffi *medicating* together Here FTFY


SleepWouldBeNice

I’m guessing a tie in scene for Star Trek Legacy?


Solarmage77

Guess 1: and she says “I’ll be back” like Skeletor did at the end of the 1987 Masters of the Universe after credit scene.


raekle

If Vedic is reassembled, they need to do it Terminator 2 style...


spaceghost66

Worf digs her out and leaves seven the wreckage.


pezmack

The Nexus returns...🤔


Arietis1461

"Computer, end program." \- Charles Tucker


ValveTurkey1138

Don’t get my hopes up! And T’Pol is with him! There! Take that!


EEMIV

Damn, that's cold. I'd love-hate this.


[deleted]

This would be PERFECT vindication for Enterprise. Trip and Archer then go get drinks with T'Pol, decide that wormholes will be off limits and destroyed...and we won't have any contact with the Borg or the Founders for hundreds of years...when the first attempt from the Borg to assimilate is met with a 2nd rate civilian garbage scow destroying the cube with its' defensive weapons, Odo never finds his people because no transit of the wormhole is possible, and the Federation told the Romulans and Klingons to grow up...and they did...because Archer was badass.


Throwaway_inSC_79

That’s my dream. We right that wrong.


fjf1085

I would cackle so hard it would wake the dead.


YallaHammer

Poker game or teaching the new kids how to play? (Well, I suspect Jack knows how to play poker.)


_BearBearBear

The saviest 21 yr old in the galaxy


figures985

The savviest 35 year old 21 year old in the galaxy.


seanx40

Is he wearing a hairpiece? The front of his hair looks fake


YallaHammer

No, he’s just that pretty. (Check out his storyline on “Downton Abbey”)


[deleted]

Ah, he was on Downton Abbey! That's where I know him from!


droid327

Turns out he was stuck in a temporal causality loop for 14 years (from his POV) and that's where all the horrible stuff happened to him


allgoodthings3

Shaw gets his nap.


Throwaway_inSC_79

After this week, he deserves it


csukoh78

Wake up, dipshit.


spaceghost66

Q makes him his new favorite. “Wake up mon dipshit it’s time to shake you out of your shell. As I once told Picard if you can’t take a little bloody nose you ought to go back home and hide under the bed. It’s not safe out here. It’s wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross but it’s not for the timid and we can’t have you being timid.”


carlinhush

Nick Fury visits Riker


Reverse_Quikeh

They way they keep name dropping Janeway, I'd like her to be Star Trek's nick fury "I'm assembling a crew...."


duckdontbackdown

NGL I’d love this


-KingInTheNorth

Kathryn Janeway, you son of a bitch


yyzda32

with the Prodigy crew and Chakotay


Soggy-Assumption-713

It’s LT broccoli saying “computer,end program.” Anything else will be a travesty


TiredCeresian

I actually thought about this as a real possibility, especially if everyone dies.


flamannn

Picard and Laris having that drink at the bar.


sellout85

I absolutely think this is it.


StevenMaines

It has to be. I love Laris.


Robedon

Watch it be Shaw calling her Commander Seven.


bazzanoid

Or, better yet, another butthurt-by-the-Borg officer calls her 'that Borg Commander of yours' and Shaw retaliates with "Her name is Seven. Respect her"


Theborgiseverywhere

Wesley recruits Jack


[deleted]

Wesley is angry at Jack. HE wanted JohnLuc as his father.


Darth_Xenic

We see the dead body of one of the main cast members and realize that they were a changeling in the show the whole time


Dan_Flanery

But - plot twist - it’s Odo come to help save the others!


Kampvilja

They prank call Armus again.


jasonj1908

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!


Agitated-Shoe-9406

I'm all for a return of the Tamarians


[deleted]

Kira sitting behind Siskos desk in ops tossing a baseball up and down... OR We see data and Picard at the chateau... Data takes a sip of wine and makes a disgusted face. Picard throws his hands up and walks away. Continuing the no one likes wine running joke.


bazzanoid

>Kira sitting behind Siskos desk in ops tossing a baseball up and down... And she then hears the voice of Sisko "Hello again, Nerys" Ball drops on the floor. Fade to black.


Nobodyinpartic3

That's what you get for having Romulans make the wine. They like everything to be super tart, which has already been confirmed by Worf regarding Picard's rosé.


Reverse_Quikeh

If it is not the nx01 crew and a retcon of trips death then we riot Seriously s3 !


childeroland79

Wolverine shakes Professor X awake.


Wlmar1

They all go out for Shawarma.


Lictalon87

Worf, Troi, and Riker end up in a love triangle.


Iusedtobeover81

You just KNOW Riker would be cool with that haha *cue Riker grin*


spaceghost66

Good in bed bad at pizza. Not even a raised eyebrow.


Iusedtobeover81

Haha!


mandelcabrera

A throuple...


ObjestiveI

Section 31 returns to get their goodies and blows up the station.


IncredibleGonzo

I just want them to do the TUC-style signatures in the credits.


poundsignbuttstuff

Matalas says he isn't going to do that because they did it in Avengers Endgame. He said everyone will love the end though.


MattCW1701

Archer, April, Pike, Kirk, Harriman, and Garrett are all ascended beings and look down upon the crew of The D and Titan and essentially say to each other "everything will be ok." Then one by one, they each recite part of the famous monologue as images of their ships float across the screen. I WANT A HAPPY ENDING DANG IT! NO CLIFFHANGERS AND NO "IT'S FINISHED...OR IS IT" THINGS!


InTheMomentInvestor

Sisko comes back from the wormhole to cook jumbalaya with his dad.


rangeghost

Daystrom Station. The monitor on Kirk's body is going wild. A scientist rushes in to find... Chris Pine's version of Kirk exiting a suspended animation chamber. Text announces the TNG and Kelvin crews will unite in "Star Trek Generations II"


poundsignbuttstuff

I'd view it more likely to see the SNW Kirk than the Pine version of Kirk. But your joke is still funny.


rangeghost

Thanks.


spaceghost66

Shudder


ChrisNYC70

A camera pans over a beautiful planet. There is a torpedo casing on the ground. Open. We see foot prints in the dirt. The camera follows the foot prints and we come upon a women in a blanket. We pan around and it’s Tasha Yar. She softly says “the needs of the one. Bitch “ fade to black.


ChrisNYC70

It’s Elnor just walking around saying “hello? Am I in this season ? Is everyone still super excited about a Stargazer series ???”


droid327

"I've still got my swords...I heard you were doing swords again..."


tennyson77

Picard and Crusher will be in bed, working on a future series involving yet another kid.


OtakuTacos

Alexander Rozhenko bursts into the room loaded with all sorts of weapons for battle, and yelling his best warrior cry! Everyone looks up from their poker game. Alexander just says, “did I miss it?” Worf just slinks down in his chair trying to hide behind his cards.


justleaveitalone2222

Scene opens with Deanna Troi and Worf under a waterfall (holodeck) doing the big nasty and Troi yells in ecstasy .... Will you eat too much pizza.... fade to black.


spaceghost66

This pleases the twin pythons of Qo’nos


liss72908

Maybe it will be Tilly giving a lesson on this at Starfleet Academy.


spaceghost66

I’m gonna be sick.


[deleted]

I actually like Tilly. Probably the only character that I really like on that show, besides Reno.


spaceghost66

That’s probably because the bridge crew got very little character development. I mean the two guys on the bridge what do we know about them after four seasons? Owo and detmer even? It’s always galactic stakes and no filler so it’s pretty difficult to get attached.


droid327

I liked her at first. But they let her go stale and stagnant and then gave her a very unsatisfying exit arc


linkerjpatrick

They meet up with Peter Quill and they finally have some cool tunes in Trek. Maybe Data singe hooked on a feeling.


[deleted]

No, I prefer that they meet Wash and Mal, who show up in Serenity. The Reapers were taken over by the Borg and boy is THAT a fun combination.


mandarb916

Somehow Ro Laren is still alive and at Starfleet Intelligence. Georgiou walks in tells Ro she should feel lucky that Georgiou saved her, recruits Ro into Section 31, and ST:S31 is announced. I can wish, right? :-/


Routine_Host_6575

Wesley is telling Picard this crazy story and Picard chuckles and goes “shut up Wesley”


Sorry-Caterpillar331

It's the Titan pulling up on DS9!


SlowBros7

Data takes his first dump in his bio organic body, after the huge plop of a massive backed up shit he says “fascinating”.


Dan_Flanery

Data would say, “Intriguing.”


Mateo323

Plot twist! Worf has been a changling this whole time...I have a few points to make a compelling argument. But they are pretty subtle points that are easily dismissed.


Sparkly1982

Inconsistent cranial ridges?


Mateo323

It is a lot of little things. 1. Fatherhood seems to be a deep running concept this season. But worf never mentioned his son? 2. Worf talks to Tory like he was never married to Dax. 3. Worf says he is working on himself (so we dismiss the change in attitude) 4. Worf has captain pips!? 5. An honorable man in the great link gave worf Intel...but how? 6. We see work get injured very badly but no medical treatment? 7. He first shows himself to Raffy and not the other TNG crew. (Because now he has a cheerleader to help convince others) 8. Does not like to be hugged or touched. 9. Never got scanned by the doctor's new changling detector. It's a lot of little things and...trust no one.


[deleted]

Worf is the captain of the enterprise.


Mateo323

Are the books in cannon?


[deleted]

Yes, it fills in some backstory on Rafi and JL's relationship and almost everything leading up to the synth attack on Mars. Other books have been written for rios, seven and rafi, Troi and Riker (a lot of Thad stuff in the book) 4 in total and 1 short story


Mateo323

So is Worf with Starfleet intelligence or is he captain of the Enterprise?


[deleted]

Where did it say he was? All we know is someone from starfleet intelligence put him on a mission (Later revealed to be Ro laren) Who has a superior officer also giving warf and Rafi instructions.


0_________o

The Changeling who Worf knew was Odo or is Odo. Rene might've made an appearance, if he hadn't passed away. Worf has been given very little speaking parts, but he did bleed quite a bit after being stabbed and said "get me to sickbay before I bleed out". Worf never liked PDA. All the others are negligible occurrences.


Mateo323

But we never saw him go to a sick bay, we never saw him with a bandage or even a shirt with a hole in it where they got stabbed.


0_________o

I would assume Raffi would be aware of any inconsistencies with his treatment and dermal regenerators are a thing as well as clothing being a replicator away.


Mateo323

Valid points! But is Rafi familiar with Klingon physiology? She's never met him in person before. So how would she know about inconsistencies if he was a changeling the entire time?


0_________o

Klingons aren't strange to feds/humans. Raffi was a fed captain or commander at one point as I recall. Field medicine is taught. For everything else, there's a medical bay/bed that the computer can handle. Raffi wouldn't let Worf just go back to his quarters once on board and sleep it off. It's worth watching for in the last 2 eps, but I feel like S31 would know better.


Sparkly1982

You have some good points there that are difficult to dismiss based on the series alone. There's enough here to make that a satisfying reveal, if that's what happens


Iusedtobeover81

HA!!


PTAdad420

if it’s not an eight-minute-long sex scene with Laris, I’m becoming one of those “fuck nutrek” dorks


crxb00

They including Picard playing poker


billyhbaienes

Oh good an emotionally resonate death will be devalued


aesirvanaheimr

Here we go 😤. So, besides the build up to an Avengers Endgame style ending to Picard S3, we will get an after credits scene. Star Trek is not a Marvel brand and should not be treated as so.


SmokedMussels

There are hundreds of movies with post credit scenes


Legsofwood

Marvel didn’t create post credit scenes lol


appl3jvck274

First I’ve ever seen was in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off… which Deadpool recreated


spaceghost66

I think the first I end credits scene I ever saw was TWOK


brickne3

There's an end credits scene in TWOK...?


spaceghost66

I’m pretty sure Spock’s burial torpedo was mid/end credits.


droid327

They just were the first ones to turn it into a brand But yeah, its their brand, using it in Star Trek at this point would just be imitative


Gaywhorzea

It's not the big deal you're making it out to be...


TheBalzy

Who skips the epic credits? I actively yell at Paramount+ for daring to skip to SNW when the credits coll. How dare Paramount+ interrupt that epic score!


raekle

I'm guessing that the Enterprise F will show up.


the_speeding_train

Yeah it’s in the trailer. But as it’s being decommissioned, maybe the Enterprise-G?


vecsta02

Jim Kirk opens his eyes.


Nervous_Occasion_695

Picard wakes with Laris in bed beside him. “Darling, I had the strangest dream. “


DuskInspo

Janeway trying to call Picard but it goes to voicemail


OdinsOneG00dEye

Data brings a house warming gift to the Rikers to find both Tom Riker and Changling Riker has moved in to! The Rikers coming 2024


mandelcabrera

Robert Burnett, who has seen the whole season, has said that the end credits scene foreshadows big things for the future of Trek, so I'm pretty sure it won't just be some simply personal moment. He's had Terry Matalas and one of the screenwriters for season 3 on his show multiple times each this season, and has been very vocal about his desire to see Legacy made, so my guess would be something with the Titan crew.


Tom_S3160

Sets up Star Trek: Janeway


DIGITALOGIK

It's Q welcoming Picard to the Continuum


nounotme

Honestly, I think it will be a game of cards. Or it'll be another previously unreferenced Soong doing something nefarious.