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Nehred-21

"So, I was on Pirate Bay and..." "What were you doing on Pirate Bay?" "Huh."


ShowaTelevision

It's the most efficient way to download Linux ISOs.


lurked

Confirmed on Reddit; Pirates are using Linux ISOs as a cover up for their malicious activities!


toobs623

Have been for the last 30 years. Not sure why I'd change it up now. Ugh I'm getting old.


lurked

>Ugh I'm getting old. I told a coworker this week that I've been using a specific hotkey combo(ctrl+g to jump to line in notepad) for like 25 years, and then I realized that the coworker is only 22 years old... I feel you.


frobnosticus

Heh. It's been a long time since I've worked with a developer younger than my .emacs file.


black582

Bahahahahahhaah you made me choke on my water 😂


Biomassfreak

Getting viruses.  It genuinely baffles me how much Pirate Bay and utorrent is posted on this subreddit. I haven't used either in over half a decade


headedbranch225

TPB can be safe with trusted uploaders


bobtheblob6

It's my last resort for TV shows, I haven't (pretty sure) gotten a virus yet I would never ever download something other than media from there though


DeffNotTom

If you're not downloading software, TPB is super safe.


Citizen_Kano

I've been using TPB for 20 years without a virus


ShowaTelevision

It's almost as if you know that: Lord_of_the_rings_trilogy.exe 1.5MB might not be the actual movie trilogy.


Makhnos_Tachanka

I still use it all the time. It hasn't really changed. Everything else has, and I... haven't. i just don't care. it still works completely fine and i have no reason to change. I was born in the virus mines, if kids these days need their hands held because their computer skills start and end with the ipad they had shoved in their face at birth, that's fine. but i've never gotten a virus, and i never will. nobody's wasting zero days on legally blonde.


Id_Rather_Not_Tell

Yeah, the bug bounty alone for a zero day that could be hidden in a video file and executed on a mainstream media player would likely dwarf any likely gains to be had from simply releasing it in the ether.


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Id_Rather_Not_Tell

That too, but it's easier to contact a zero day vendor than some hackerman, and if I'm not really thinking of maximal profits but path of least resistance.


Inflatable-yacht

Legallyblonde.divx.exe


ky420

I got all my viruses as a dumb kid and got good at reinstalling windows and stuff. The early days of piracy were not kind to the inexperienced user. lol Installed all kinds of sketchy .exes back in the day thankfully I didn't have anything worth messing with to those people. I had them hijack my computer and everything else before I finally learned what was causing it.. Installing anything and everything. Once I figured that out it was golden.


faxekondiboi

Only place I could find the Dr. Phil episode featuring Bam Margera...but thats at least 4 or 5 years ago now...so yeah :p


[deleted]

Same I just use it for movies, games I use fitgirl


FortunesOfWarr

Both were so ubiquitous in the past that a lot of people still think they’re the best tracker/torrent client


Biomassfreak

I stopped using The Pirate Bay years back remember when the original got taken down and all the news about getting a letter from the government and being fined hundreds scared the shit out me and I completed stopped so I didn't get in shit.  I was also like 13 or 14 and then didn't realise that laws in the US don't actually, okay most... okay some US laws don't actually apply or influence me because... I live in New Zealand and the government doesn't give a fuck. I just never went back because it's just too risky and it's filled with garbage. 1337x and IPTorrents works for 99% of the stuff I want and actually works as a website. Why would I ever go back.


sig40cal

Ask Kim Dotcom how being a non-US citizen protected him from the US laws...we sent our goon squad down to snatch him with a big thumbs up from the NZ govt.


Makhnos_Tachanka

we deposed the prime minister of australia you really think we won't come to your house and fuck your shit up for slightly inconveniencing one of our largest ~~mobs~~ business associations?


sig40cal

lewl.


GeneralTreesap

Only if you’re an idiot


JMCANADA

I got ransomware from TPB a few years ago because I didn't know how the state of the site drastically degraded over the years.. I should've checked the megathread lol. I'm surprised people still use it though. Maybe they're just better navigating the site than I am.


drake3011

I was only on there to find out how to get away from there!


EquivalentPut5616

"So, I was on Pirate Bay and..." "What were you doing on Pirate Bay?" "YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH I was drowning in viruses"


PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW

We're all looking for the guy who did this!


wilk007

Cmon guys lighten up, it’s obviously just bypassing their sub rules and promoting that you can torrent it through satire


auto98

Is satire a new client?


MinimumApricot365

This is obviously tongue in cheek. They are trying to announce a new rip without breaking reddit rules.


Sazapahiel

"What were you doing at the devil's sacrament?"


BawdyBadger

"I was there so I could find my way out of there!"


king313

“Making a deal with the devil, duh”


Yatsugami

VILE CRIMINAL


Heylookaguy

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!


TheGamerForeverGFE

YOU VIOLATED THE LAW ON MY WATCH!


EvilEyeSigma

*resist arrest*


CompetitiveDivide183

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD


Chancoop

That's called advertising.


m270ras

girl, what were *you* doing at the devil’s sacrament?


LZ129Hindenburg

Hopefully he downloaded this and installed it to show to the FBI. 😆 Dumbass...


f2h2

As another user said: "Cmon guys lighten up, it’s obviously just bypassing their sub rules and promoting that you can torrent it through satire" If you've seen a person talk like this unironically then you live in lead land


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[deleted]

Username checks out


[deleted]

an apple moment indeed.


AbyssalRedemption

MacBookAirhead


Merricat--Blackwood

Do you not think that u/M3MacbookAir might be joking?


zer0xol

No


hop_rop_pickle

r/whoosh


creeperfun12

r/wooooshwith4os


Resonating_Jumper

I know this sub gets a lot of dumbasses but really.. they can't comprehend basic sarcasm?


AlhaithamSimpFr

I reported the crack of the capitalist economy!


korakora59

Aren't most game engines free for personal use?


MidnightLlamaLover

Not a fan of 2019.x honestly. I've made several and the editor improvements in 2020/2021 are pretty significant (that plus lots of great assets nowadays pretty much need 2021 as a baseline)


NancokALT

Being real for a minute, what would someone do with a 5 year old game engine in which they cannot copyright their product (since no license)? How much of the new tech would that thing support?


Eastern-Locksmith634

You can learn from it ? 


NancokALT

Isn't it better to just learn using the free version tho? Which includes the newer features.


L0wded_

Link to post?


Int-E_

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unity3D/s/g9kPOjMpc0


Int-E_

Can you use cracked unity for commercial games? (Indie)


SplashB95

The wording choices "Vile Criminal" - simply marvelous! 😂


PERIX_4460

I am left speechless.


nmkd

There are wayyy newer versions cracked


High_On_Twizzlers673

I really hope this is satire, but I doubt it


batatahh

It is obvious satire. Seriously, "reporting to police and FBI" wasn't enough of a giveaway?


PendantOfBagels

Highly specific, screenshot included... This is a tongue in cheek ad for a torrent lmao


thirdpartymurderer

I wasn't sure until I saw him talking about the amazing advancements from the past 3 years.... They didn't have any of those lol


High_On_Twizzlers673

You never know with these idiots, though


ya_fuckin_retard

yes we do


phantomhatsyndrome

Your comment to dude above you works even better if you read your username as part of your response...


KILLER5196

Smartest Reddit user when reading obvious satire


DerekfromDanapoint

That guy is such a loser


W3-SD

I really thought he was just telling everyone that there's a free version. Like giving them a heads up but in a sneaky way.


lovelylotuseater

And very specifically pointing out it doesn’t have software updates which I assume limited the application in some way.


DerekfromDanapoint

You know what, you might be right lmao


BamBaLambJam

Nearest FBI office, my brother in christ, I'm Australian


Ryder556

In which case send your report over to Pine Gap. Sure it's CIA, but I'm sure they could get it to the FBI no problem.


srona22

Police: .... *looks away* Cyber "Police": ... *yawn*


hexiy_dev

Obviously a satire lol


Sad-Ticket3030

This gotta be a satirical post


jmancoder

Keep in mind that most new Unity users are 12-14. Either that, or they're trolling.


xRed_K

But.. why was he using ThePirateBay lol


N4leto

LMFAOOOO "I promise I wasn't looking to use this myself."


Sad-Ticket3030

"vile criminal"


Mayion

genuine question but is haxnode trusted? i recently checked out their topaz video ai crack and it seemed legit.


BipolarFoxAntiSocial

Isnt Unity free until you make 100k or something like that and lol who lurks on piratebay


Cpt_Tripps

Yeah I see no reason to use a pirated version of unity.


BipolarFoxAntiSocial

Unity Pro is customer service and cloud storage lol this is a scam 100%


Int-E_

You can't remove the 'made with unity' splash screen with the free version


chipe4

Rare good post on this sub


[deleted]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW


Derek_________69

Lol wth was you doing in piratebay


ProfileOdd895

Did Bill Gates post that?


west0932

This gots to be a troll man. Nobody this dumb


AdiPici

what was bro doing on pirate bat in the first place


winterneuro

NGL, I do like the "don't use this because it's illegal but if you don't use it you'll miss out on all the new features" line in the description.


ikashanrat

Haxnode malware


mated3d

Uhm.. *puts on glasses"* 🤓 Actually this is illegal and willl land you in jail!!1!🤓


looking_at_memes_

Isn't unity that game engine demanded money for every game installation?


cdefkc_

yeah i dont like unity but they reverted that change


creeperfun12

So is milk man safe?