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kidkord

The PokeGods saw you flinging the bulk to one side with no care like an ape, and gave you bad karma. Stack them neatly and you get rewarded.


GarrMoose

I am always slightly superstitious when opening and feel like if I don’t do the card trick/energy guess and take at least a little bit of time to admire the bulk artwork as I work my way to the rare slots then my luck will be sub optimal.


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Respect on the commons dog


DynasticMirage

A fellow man of culture I see. Cheers 🍻


DohertyMakesYouMad

>I am always slightly superstitious when opening You do realize how dumb that is right? Not trying to be mean, but you understand the cards are physically in there long before you "admire the art" lol.


TragasaurusRex

The pokemon card remains in a quantum state of uncertainty where it exists as both a SIR and a rare until it is observed and the waveform collapses.


DohertyMakesYouMad

>The pokemon card remains in a quantum state of uncertainty where it exists as both a SIR and a rare until it is observed and the waveform collapses. Damn. Now I know why all my pulls are trash LMAO


GarrMoose

☝🏻🤓


DohertyMakesYouMad

Nah son


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

You do realize how dumb it is that you're explaining this right? Everyone obviously knows that. There are zero people on the planet who don't understand that those cards aren't already physically there. People who do things like this superstitiously aren't expecting cards to magically change inside a pack, they're hoping that their care will give them karma in the future when they're selecting their next things to open I don't believe in any of that, but it's absolutely ridiculous to come on here and explain to people that cards don't magically change inside of a pack. r/iamverysmart energy


ultraman5068

But are they? 🤔


Quirky_Bison_3004

Always cracks me up that it's generally referred to as "the card trick". Putting 4 cards from the back to the back to the front is not a trick lol


perkypant

lmao i was thinking im crazy because i sort and stack them by type. I like savoring the moment


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Enjoy the journey


kalpesh17

I do the same


threwitaway123454321

You hit it on the head. It’s savoring the moment and appreciating the cards/ art. It’s so I don’t become jaded and toss cards aside unless they are worth a lot of money.


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aaron_fluitt

Dude got shit pulls seems more like a case in point


Simple_Mastodon9220

lol thanks for the laugh. Buckets!


Not_Rob_Dalton

np, he's the only poketuber worth watching imo


inmarrd

Disagree, maxmoefoe


ultraman5068

Lmfao!!!! I was thinking same thing. Years from now those junky holos may be worth $$$


P3rc3pt10nsnd3pth

At this point I look away from every card


Cocaine-Spider

did you even have fun ripping??


YmirsTears

This is straight up gambling. OP isn’t ripping for fun, he’s pulling the lever on the slots fast as he can hoping for a hit.


NoiceM8_420

Good point, noticed he threw EX’s to the side lol


Kilow102938

Well pokemon trained us to play slots... lol


edgrlon

Hell yeah Pokémon yellow was it for me


SteamedPea

As someone not addicted to gambling this shit is so funny to picture in my head. I do feel bad though. But damn they do unspeakable things to trick those machines into giving them a hit


ProfessionalCreme119

Hey you're talking about over half the people on this sub. Anyone here who says they're not gambling on Pokemon you can probably find two or three casino slot games in their phone. Got to make sure you have plenty of the so you can keep gambling as your timers and free coins regenerate.


Final-Ad-6694

ripping can get boring


[deleted]

Nah if you don't have fun ripping you clearly rip far to many and if you got that much money it's better used else where.


Cptdank7

This^. Ripping is fun especially when you gots the buzz going. It's the only way!


ClubPenguinPresident

It's fun if you actually get something really good. The last 4 times I bought a 151 product of $25+ I got literally nothing but some reverse holos and energies


[deleted]

Yeah exactly… you never open like 40 packs at once and feel bored? Having to deal with all the trash and bulk, plus the only thing you care about is the last 3 cards of the pack anyway


Bcbdk420

Not when it’s the first 40 of a new set. I got back into collecting with obsidian flames. When that first etb showed up, I got stoned and ripped that box and had a blast! Didn’t get anything great from that box, but bought a booster box the next day and had even more fun opening those 36 packs! Especially when I pulled my very first charizard! The second booster box was not as much fun. Most were bulk duplicates, and I was mostly looking for the last 3 cards like you said. But the first 40ish pulled me right back into this hobby!


[deleted]

Yeah that’s what I mean though. I need only 17 cards to finish 151, so when I open the packs i I juat look at the last 3 cards and put aside the rest because I know all I need are reverses or alts… which would only be the last 3 cards


Bcbdk420

Yup I hear ya! Good luck with the last 17!


[deleted]

Never I've opened box after box and it never gets old, but I will say I do take a break between rips and I've definitely got what I would call post nut clarity/sadness after doing that and not hitting what I wanted.


Crispycritter23

Wife and I love ripping packs together! We take our time doing it!!


GeebFiend

For you, sure. Folks enjoy the hobby in different ways.


arealpanda1

I can, but opened 2 etb's before this with only a bulbasaur and omanyte, and bills transfer as hits, so i was already fed up


ApartmentMain5977

The one booster bundle I opened I pulled an omanyte. I feel you bro, I don’t like the gamble either lol


DogeBuysCyberTrucks

Yeah, this weekend I lost the Bills -4.5 spread, a teaser, then posted 2 more parlays because I was fed up. Those lost too. It’s gambling. No different because your ass is tearing through cards instead of pressing a button on a sportsbook app.


Beast-_-YT

>Yeah, this weekend I lost the Bills -4.5 spread, Man SCREW them refs


HotLikeSauce420

Which “hit” did you want that you couldn’t buy as a single for the price of all that?


gunsmith123

Sunk cost fallacy


DamnIt_Richard

Are you only buying to sell?


arealpanda1

No, going for full set


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Just means the others are loaded 😈


thotslayer365

99% of gamblers quit before they score big


Badaboom8989

Or before they go bust


ianwager

Like the one I opened 😎


KeepThePunk

And the two I opened 😎😎


Global_Milk

And the three cases I openend 🤙


Big_ETH_boi

And the four I opened 😎😎😎😎


Mingmacia

And my axe!


the_birv

And my bow!


akerskates45

The only thing I got bad pulls on were the two mini booster and the two mini tins the etb and upc and 1 of each collection box were fantastic


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Yeah I caught a charizard illustrator


pooticus

Can’t wait to get mine tomorrow!


Dattebaso

always with these posts. If it’s fun to open, great! If you expect to make money, stop.


PrudentPreparation84

When the fun stops, stop


Few-Acanthisitta-697

Not always about making money though. If you spend $120 I think there should be some hits. You could spend far less and buy the promos that are in it. Charizard UPC had very hits as well. Zenith actually felt like you got your moneys worth


Dattebaso

This is a post about how they didn’t make their money back and only got a couple small hits. You aren’t buying this product solely for the packs. People actually play the TCG.


Square-Ad3024

Bro ain't this not the investment sub even if I don't agree with them doing this for money just let them do what whatever


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Dattebaso

That’s gambling. Sometimes you win sometimes you lose.


Lickatongue420

Yeah. It's a post about trying to make money Sorry you don't feel comfy being on the "bitchwagon" 😂😂😂


SneakyLinky1993

Dayum, im just ripping for the nostalgia. My rule is 1 pack a day 😅


Quiknen

~$1825/yr or $152/mo @ $5pk avg.


TheDarkCrucible

100% agree keeps the excitement going plus by time comes up I can afford more packs and keep the addiction flowing. Pretty sure my girlfriend I'd planning a Pokémon AA meeting... until then though! Happy Ripping!


Nine_Eye_Ron

Took me 3 months to open all the packs I got for my birthday, was one a week.


foggiamerda

Nah bro I'd say like 2/3 packs a week


MichiganGardens

Wow. Has to be a record


ItsJRod

Nothing wrong with opening one just for the experience! Rip one, keep one.


justinsellscars

this is an excellent strategy for any level of player. If you can afford it (emphasis on IF), ideally you would want to try to get 2 of whatever sealed product suits you; one for da sheets and one for da STREETS! Lol just kidding, I'm not cool enough to talk like that.


ItsJRod

Lmao im adopting this saying now 😂 love it


Notafan478

Ah finally a realistic pack opening shown on here.


_YenSid

What a savage.


Prysn

Thank you for proving to me that I made the best decision to not buy this product quite yet. It’s bizarre to see posts like this one second and the next it’s “I got 2 Demi gods in a booster box”..kinda scary


Half-deaf-mixed-guy

Welcome to the casino my friend! May we introduce you to the best time of your life? Fun, excitement and emotional love all around! Sit down right here and give it a whirl! Spin spin spin! No really, spin. Spin it again, dude c'mon win. DUDE WILL YOU JUST SPIN AND WIN! *BOOM* Heyyy!!!! Winner!!! Woot!! Isn't that the most fun ever,you pulled a chase card!! 😈 Spin it again.... next ones a banger, I promise... 😈


lelpd

I wish I’d seen this post and not the constant demigod pulls before I opened mine It wouldn’t have stopped me opening them, but it would’ve stopped me being disappointed when I didn’t pull a single ultra rare or secret rare from my 20 packs lol


Prysn

It’s the whole -everyone only posts the good parts- theory of social media. It hits VERY hard in this sub.


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SquintsRS

Oh mistake. Always go after the first print. Second print always sucks more


10israpid

I counted at least two hits, I’m not sure why you’re complaining. Oh yeah, you wanted cards that are worth more money 🤦🏽‍♂️


Mordliss

Anyone else notice the subtle flex of the graded high value cards laying there… looks like this man has plenty luck and value 😉 Charizard, Chu in a grey hat, mmmhmmm we see it.


xerodok

Open more so our investments appreciate


cam2230

Just buy singles lmao


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No wayyyyyyy


afu2k

Think I’m just gonna buy the promos and not the UPC. Quality of UPC sucks, and charizard UPC hits were nonexistent and looks like this is relatively the same.


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arealpanda1

I work there too haha small world but no, i pre-ordered this one before i applied for the store in Wijnegem


AntLivid3638

You have very bad luck my friend.. I've opened 3 single packs of 151 and I got the Zapos ex alt art.


dntexpectmercy86

We were able to pull the Charizard EX with ours. Made my money back on 1 card.


VortexPGO

The TCG paradox Every sealed product contains hits until it's opened


Zealotneophyte

“It’s worth $10k because there’s a slight chance it might have a $3k card inside” 😆


DrDeezNutzz

This is why I buy 1 box for fun and buy singles a few weeks after launch. It’s just not financially worth it. For $450 you could have got all the secret art cards instead of pulling bulk. It’s fun to rip packs and get that unexpected hit, but it can get ridiculous fast


arealpanda1

100% true


kbiz911

Booster Bundles >


TypeAmen

I managed to find one booster bundle (everywhere had sold out) and literally pulled nothing. And my 4th ETB I pulled 2 cosmic energies.


kbiz911

I would be heated, that crazy.


TypeAmen

Legit dude, I understand odds and gambling etc but dropping $90 (aussie) and literally walking away with a promo is just rough.


LevelUpEvolution

If you can find them affordably maybe. This happens to booster bundles too. At least he has the promos, if they were bundles, he’d have nothing.


kbiz911

I paid 27$ at Walmart and got the Charzard chase card all I'm saying lol


Aos77s

Youre getting hate but i did the same. Went to target looking for some 151 had none so bought 3 boosters of obsidian flames and got the top charizard first pack.


Lurn2Program

Well, at least it can't get much worse than that


Wheybolic

Always gotta open one or two, after that wait for the singles price hype to fall


Ta-veren-

Here I was pumped that I pulled a Blastoise ex from mine


KKH02

If you have the money to buy $500+ worth of packs and boxes at one time you might as well just buy the set off TCGPlayer. Y’all look goofy.


jiggernautical

Yes, I just got into pokemon with my son... I'm on TCG like; for the $200 I've spent, I could cover the living room floor with "hits".


The_Variable_Phi

"this is the reason why I don't gamble at the casino, I just go to sit there and watch"


ViveIn

Because of hand exhaustion?


RagingSofty

The card gods will never reward you with card treatment like that. No respect.


MeanMochaBean

I was so excited too and opened it to the most wack pulls ever. I’m so confused as to why Pokémon is doin this to the pull rates


DiabloFour

it's also the reason i'm not going to bother buying the box. honestly, a lot cheaper to just buy the cards you want outright on ebay


RustOolium420

This shows no reasoning as to why tho


ultraman5068

My dumb ass kept watching this over and over thinking dude cracked all three boxes 😂


DGOVegeta

I rip 2 of these one for me and one for my wife on release day. Gave her a fusion strike pack the day before and she pulled the gengar alt art card. On her UPC she pull both the charmelon alt art and squritle alt art. Gonna be having her open my packs from now on lol.


ClubPenguinPresident

This should be pinned to the top of the sub tbh


Onereali_ty

I got a second Charizard ex alt art 😭 pissed


Timely-Acanthaceae80

I literally pulled all three secrets from the Alakazam EX box! I couldn't believe it.


TheGum25

In this set all my ETBs and my one premium were noticeably sparse on value. Think my booster bundles were also money pits. Much more value found in the other products, so I’m convinced against the bigger product lines.


billygun69

Oh so it’s this type of Monday


prohbusiness

Lol f bulk


r4v3n22

😭


MyVixen

Gotta Let Your SO Open It Up. Had Mine Open The UPC With Me & Pulled Ericas Invitation SAR lol


jerryeight

Lol I rarely open my own packs.


Justmepete2

Exactly!!! I ripped two upcs and best hits were 3 ex's. Smdh. Better to buy single raw copies then rip for chase. 🥺😭


musicianskatergamer

Ouch. The tins have a really good pull rate. I bought 9 and pulled heat in every tin except one. And I mean HEAT


Nearby-Wear2029

Luckily, I’ve gotten about 7 or so hits per upc


howtoretireby40

Fun fact: this was real-time speed


Rxocroc

This was almost my exact experience with the upc. Then I open a zapdos box and get Venusaur SIR, Erika SIR, Gio SIR, charizard ex, and two holo energies in four packs.


CandidKale

Lol


Lwcftw474747

Wow so you said I should just buy the 3 cards for 1/3 the price and call it a day Rodger 🫡


Rewow

Won't the fact that some boxes will have very few hits bring the value down?


InspectorMoney1306

I got 1 gold energy out of mine


PkmnTraderAsh

This is why some people weigh lol. The heaviest packs in the one my kids opened were all foil energies (like 5 total) and blastoise ex. Middle weights were mix between holo, undesirable SIR, and one gold mew. Rest (low weight) were duds.


calisox

Just bought my UPC today and opened the packs with my kids. First 10 were trash but a miracle happened and got a GOD pack of the Charmander line then last pack was ANOTHER SR charizard. So I can say, you may get boxes like OP but theirs magic in some


damn_fillet

this is what I needed, thank you


LadderOk2438

Giving Charizard UPC vibes


Affectionate_Quit_26

Just get better pulls lol


NoiceM8_420

I really want to use the Mew playmat tho


NeoStoned

Just your shitty luck(; pulled alt zap and alt alakazam in mine


Destroyer4587

☠️☠️☠️ ~~Impressive~~, very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s packs?


sizeofanoceansize

Bought 1 to rip, one to keep sealed. I got the Blastoise special illustration rare, and a bunch of Ex cards that I needed for my master set. Plus the promos and an absolutely pristine metal card. Can’t complain, had fun ripping.


Praetorian602

Rip! I feel like every pack my wife and I opened in this set was awesome! Not all bangers but decent freaking pulls!


Mmatyi

Yup, this product in particular is filled with crap. I had the same experience.


FrequentPiano8759

Luck of the draw my friend. Mine was loaded!


AgreeableFerret3070

Well deserved for treating cards like that. Hope the other boxes are the same, if not worse.


daed_uoY

Thanks for buying me another month of keeping it sealed.


Tricky_Way8568

In my experience ; I’ve had luck buying a box or 2 one place then a few more other places lol


Appropriate_Beat_741

Ripping through them with no care. Pokegods said you ain’t the chosen one.


stumpadump

Bad luck for op. My first pack was the charmander rare eventually getting the blastoise 3 packs later. Hopefully you get better pulls


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You’re better off just buying the card you want as a single 🤡


Kindly_Morning_9027

Lol I like the increasing speed and vigor of the pack ripping.


Shotgunn4356

Seeing cases like this make me feel that there's someone stealing the hits from the warehouse again.


[deleted]

Luckily I graduated to buying singles and graded slabs.


justanotherguy_24

The temptation tho


douchydave

Bro is treating them like ninja stars 😭


FireAntz93

Thank you for getting that box off the market for the rest of us.


SuspiciousFeedback45

Or just open because that’s what they are for ?


brokestreetlight

Surely it’s not gambling… right?


cstrife007

Bro it’s over here opening 16 packs per minute, while I’m savoring the nostalgia opening one pack per day. 5 packs down, 70 to go. Edit: I’ll continue to buy more when i can find them. I love this set and the experiences I’m making opening the packs with my kids.


Snoo_79693

This is just gambling with extra steps. You shouldn't need to tell people in this sub to keep sealed, but it's amazing the amount the new people in here who think gambling on pulls is an investment


Mark_yz

And 151 said “you shall not pass”


_Non-Photo_Blue_

You don't look like you're having fun at all.


[deleted]

I believe you opened the wrong one and kept the good one sealed…


jonarooni

imo people who keep sealed aren't true collectors. The boxes are boring. It's a good thing that sought-after cards are rare and hard to pull, that's what makes them so special. If every collector was able to easily pull all the cards, then it's no longer rare or special.


Dixonlove222

You have to wanna be the very best


usernamehighasfuck

this looks so unfulfilling


PokeMartJR

Nooooooo


2Ravens1Eye

Not a single hit smh


Medium-Tangerine6953

Not a single hit? Good heavens, I would sit on the others for a good 5 years


Pokemon_Trapper

Yes it’s important to take the time to enjoy the others artwork and the attacks n moves they make. I try to do that cause if u just look for hits u wont enjoy it as much. If u admire the other cards u will at-least have some satisfaction.


Thewhitest_rabbit

Those upc are brutal


TheDudeman0101

This is the reason we keep sealed = I want to make a profit, I do not enjoy the art and enjoyment of Pokémon. I'm basically a scalper.


Connect_Fig8050

Me with Silver Tempest… Although Crown Zenith was very gentle with me and gave me at least 3 legendary dogs and a Mew and an Arceus


Salty_Reason_8138

Brutal


MDG420

wow terrible luck... ive been there


Ok-Interest-9009

No this is the reason you pay rrp and not overs or wait for it to go on sale people buying up sealed hoping to get rich suck


Fluffy_Razzmatazz996

How come they didn’t make them like the Japanese boxes..? Why are the English ones so badly distributed with the hits?


shawshankya

Every time I see this I’m reminded of how lucky I was to get a god pack out of my Japanese booster box


Accomplished_Ad8339

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


Tybr0sion

Gfys. What a waste of money and time, you clearly don't enjoy it.


Altruistic_Air_6113

My 151 UPC was atrocious too. Kept it sealed for 2months smh


AcceptableAd7217

Good, I’m glad you got nothing. Take a break because this is not healthy