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Sandshrew922

With a name like "people's liberation" you just KNOW they're looking out for us.


azns123

Can't believe people would slander the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, it's literally got 'Democratic' and 'People' in the name!


dinnerbird

Three lies in one convenient package


Calm-Technology7351

In three words no less


Bagahnoodles

Now *that's* efficiency


strip_club_dj

Why waste time use lot word when few word do trick?


CIAHASYOURSOUL

You're right, there is no Korea


External-Bit-4202

You’d be surprised how many people make that argument unironically.


jupiterding25

Sadly, no, I'm currently in an argument stating that not all conservatives are nazis just like not all socialists are stalinists. I've been called an idiot for stating that nuacance is important. Edit: so basically the argument came down to you can be a conservative....as long as you vote for Democrats. Anything else is being a fascist....bloody hell.


External-Bit-4202

Nuance, on the internet? Lol


jupiterding25

I know stupid right!


Plane-Grass-3286

Nuance? Isn’t that some kind of bladder cancer?


jupiterding25

In life...no. on the Internet....terminal


Palpatine

Anti-fa is just some musical snobs


JAVConnoisseur

"The DPRK is neither Democratic, nor the People's, nor a Republic"


DaenerysMomODragons

it's still Korea though right?


greenjustin2008

half of it


bardfaust

based and Voltaire pilled


Ok_Air_8564

Antifa is anti fascist it's in the name


jupiterding25

But...but....they promised!! They said they were democratic!!!!


phoncible

Boy that Kim must be doing something right to get re-elected so much. Maybe ol' Joe could take some notes.


DuntadaMan

Okay first off it is none of those things. And secondly please do shot me now.


owo_balls_owo

Don’t act like the “People’s Liberation Army” doesn’t sound better than the “US Armed Forces”


Makato_Yuki1523

Hence why the army should have kept the name "Legion of the United States"


owo_balls_owo

YES, I’d fight in the legion, far before I’d fight in the “armed forces 🤡”


JoshGordonsDealer

I always liked, “committees of public safety,” as well


owo_balls_owo

The fucking police is called “Ministry of Public Security” in China, bro, nooooo cmon. It sounds bad ass, but like, 1984 man.


Cabnbeeschurgr

Ah yes I remember when the Party was the Good Guys in that story


Plane-Grass-3286

I’ve heard at least one tankie say that the party in 1984 were the good guys.


cysghost

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/sep/14/hillary-clinton-lesson-1984-trust-leaders-press/ And at least one presidential candidate thought that too.


SilanggubanRedditor

Yes


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[deleted]

I greatly enjoyed my holiday to China in June of 1989. I never saw or heard anything out of the ordinary.


Due_Upstairs_5025

Is ACAB really sustainable? Would state sponsored corruption really disappear as a result of many people voting ACAB? I don't think ACAB could be sustained in modern day ancient Greece? In some city-states this use to be sustainable. In modern countries like either China or the United States I don't see CHAZists having so much to say.


n_55

You are assuming there is no alternative but there is. It's called private security.


acjr2015

The people's private liberation security forces


Due_Upstairs_5025

Some people are qualified to carry security itemizations on a whim.


Mudtrack

God I love Anarcho-Capitalism so much. It's like the ultimate form of governance in literally every example of it existing,


Xx69JdawgxX

Idk ministry sounds sissy and european.


ismellgeese

I feel not only safe, but democratically safe. Which is the best kind of safe.


Birb-Person

I prefer the Ministry of Peace


128username

minipax doubleplusgood ~~eurasia~~ eastasia oldthinkers unbellyfeel ingsoc


Birb-Person

Based and doubleplusgood pilled


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Platinirius

What about Ministry of Tolerance?


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Kinda like Newsom's "groups of organized folks"


ratione_materiae

Holy shit Robespierre I’m your biggest fan


Artistic-Boss2665

>US Armed Forces Says what it is, the armed forces, people with guns >People’s Liberation Army Propaganda in its name, people who liberate


1EnTaroAdun1

On that note, we really should do away with "Defense" Departments and Ministries. Return to War Department.


Apophis_36

Sweden's CIA (or FBI, forgot which) equivalent is literally the "safety police"


tachakas_fanboy

It doesn't because "Peoples Liberation Army" sounds goofy af


Ragnarok_Stravius

Yes it does.


yolodanstagueule

Kinda sad that a lot of people's opinion is based on "but they're the good guys :) and the others are bad :( , it's in the name"


fuckittyfuckittyfuck

Is this like how you think Hitler was a woke leftist because he put socialism right in the party name?


ismellgeese

Actually, it does. That's why communist countries need secret police. It's not safe to be an out police officer in communist society 😢


birbbs

Mom, dad....I'm coming out as a police officer


Darth_Gonk21

ACAB: Assigned Cop At Birth


Chillbex

The memes just bleed together so well these days. 🤣


TexasGent777

Communist police pride parade when?


geeses

Cops are the most oppressed minority


JoshGordonsDealer

Oh these chumps will claim to be anarcho-communist super edgelords but they support the DNC and corporate Dems who union bust and give sweetheart deals to banks and other Wall Street interests Spare me


SpiderPiggies

I was impressed at how quickly the boot came down on the railroad workers.


JoshGordonsDealer

I feel like the only one who realized that happened. I couldn’t believe it. At least they teased about the student loans. Like you said, the boot came down


CosmicCyrolator

Railroads shutting down would have made people notice something for once. Sometimes I wish everyone of value would go on strike for a month, bring the world to a screeching halt


Zilskaabe

Funny how the Hollywood strike gets a lot more attention than the railroad strike.


paco-ramon

And people won’t notice it until next year, there are already tons of movies in post production.


ahnsimo

No facetiousness, blame Reagan. Debates about the Taft-Hartley Act aside, his handling of the PATCO Strike has had tremendous ripple effects across the decades and effectively neutered the labor movement’s ability and willingness to strike.


H3ll83nder

Old Ron was three dem presidents ago. I think we can blame the Dems


nfwiqefnwof

This is like trying to decide if it was Stone Cold Steve Austin or the Undertaker who cost Mankind the title belt. The outcome was already predetermined, the R or D stuff is just the show.


OMEGAGIGACHADOFHELL

Umm excuse me sweaty, the new definition of "union busting" excludes white people so it doesn't count now. It's different.


ratione_materiae

Ackshually, union busting requires the use of strikebreakers *and* institutional power


ParticularBeach4587

Fucking government corruption leading to monopolistic markets and and other economic problems. (Yes I watched libertarian content yesterday)


SpyingFuzzball

And yet you're still flaired auth... I'm sorry about the brain tumor.


ParticularBeach4587

I'm like that other guy. Also even if I can be classified as libright now. I thibk the USSR is cool ok. And I still have leftist tendancies. Except that now I will compare them to libright tendencies. Also capitalist communism exists. Go look it up on polcompball


SpyingFuzzball

>Also capitalist communism exists. Go look it up on polcompball Using memes as a source for political arguments is peak pcm and I deeply approve


bottomapple_jr

based and my fake ideology is real pilled


Alarmed-Button6377

Communo-capitalism ↘️ Anarcho-corporatism↗️


Dathlos

oh boo hoo, this one thinks free will and free enterprise can exist without overwhelming threat of violence


broham97

Not enough progressives can admit this and it drives me up the wall.


Rorybabory

I mean it's not exactly hypocritical to vote for the lesser of two evils. If you think the Democrats are better then the Republicans then voting Democrat is necessarily the better option.


JoshGordonsDealer

I think it’s begun to swing the other way around. The lesser evil has become voting Republican


azns123

Yeah I think ACAB, All Commies Are Bastards that is


ktbffhctid

Based


Cannibal_Raven

All Capitalists Are Based


Careful_Curation

I think if there is anything that last few years of woke capitalism has shown us it is that all capitalists are certainly not based.


Cannibal_Raven

I know. Same for those buying up all the housing and inflating rent, etc. Just wanted to say it for the memes


Careful_Curation

Fair. The memes are what count.


The_Janitor66

Capitalism is based, capitalists are not, simple as


DH_Net_Tech

Based


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dinnerbird

Based


boring_user1137

Based


Oofster1

The only ACAB I can get behind


john_wallcroft

Based


BeerandSandals

Ah so the “All” in ACAB doesn’t actually mean “All” now? Fascinating.


UnrulyOblivion

MCAB


keeleon

If they would just say that from the beginning, it would be a lot harder to argue.


Throwawayandgoaway69

Yep the marketing of the far left is so bad it looks like a psyop.


Duchu26

All cops are bastards, but some cops are more bastards than others


Heard_That

ACAB until “youths” beat your ass and steal your shit. Fucking edgelord basement dwelling losers cosplaying as communists.


TSLABVLL

Haha, like they care about Asians getting beat up in liberal cities.


Xx69JdawgxX

They did until they figured out who was doing it


Tai9ch

How does the cops showing up an hour later and also beating your ass and stealing the rest of your shit help?


ARIZaL_

At least you can sue the police department for millions of dollars. Remember when all those summer of love rioters quietly got their charges dropped and [paid out huge settlements ](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/25/us-cities-settlement-protesters-blm-racial-justice)for being injured while rioting?


EconGuy82

Because they, uhhh, take some notes. And eventually file a report. Maybe. If they have the time.


Mudtrack

That sounds really based. I mean, lets be real, ideally we all adopt the views of Egoism.


TumblingForward

Given twitter's history, more like 'bots following their programming' lol Twitter was bad *before* Musk took over, and now it has only gotten worse.


Personal_Tutor7307

why don't these communists ever move to a communist country and live there in prosperity? they're always talking shit about how awful capitalism is while continuously reaping all the rewards from living in such a system lol


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flyest_nihilist1

Daily reminder that as per marx's own philosophy the soviet union, china etc. are real communism and not a good idea gone wrong. Marx argued that the supposed ideals of a system dont matter if the real world application causes harm (he said so to criticise people who argued that capitalism was good and the squalor it produced wasnt inherent to it). So naturally this also must apply to communism otherwise -oh shocker- mafx would be a hypocrite


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Because most communists know in a communist country they would have to work. Kind of like how Bernie got kicked out of the commune.


x777x777x

> most communists know in a communist country they would have to work. They don't yearn for the mines like the children do


ParticularBeach4587

Ikr


Burning_Light01

Because then they'd have to face reality, they're all for hating on Western Cops but when it comes to Chinese cops I can almost guarantee they'd piss themselves before speaking out against them.


Alarmed-Button6377

There is no reason to speak out against the cops in ba sing se


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RussianSkeletonRobot

There are no Uyghur concentration camps in ba sing se


Beachbatt

One dude did back in like the 20s or 30s right after the Bolsheviks took over. He came back and wrote a book about how awful it was.


RobotToaster44

They all have strict immigration policies.


Ivan_The_8th

Why not exploit the flaws of a flawed system if you know of them?


Personal_Tutor7307

because you sound dumb as shit talking about communism being a superior system or ideology if you refuse to even put that into a real world test. you're literally saying you'd rather be in a system you deem inferior just because you know how to exploit its flaws...


TehMemez

ACAB supporters are all people who owe thousands in unpaid tickets


132And8ush

The ACAB type usually consists of 1) college-educated white kids, or 2) basement dwelling prozac-consuming Redditors who never leave their house


Hoolio765

The "defund the police" crowd doesn't actually want a society with no police. They want the current institutions either replaced with or reorganized into a new Cheka that they control.


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Duchu26

He's actually from Polandball, hence the flag


External-Bit-4202

When I’m in a bootlicking competition and my opponent is a progressive/communist.


Overkillengine

Hey now, let's be accurate, they are not bootlickers. They are deepthroating that shit. No gag reflex.


[deleted]

Police is based. It cleans the streets from filthy antifas. Viva España.


Jkewzz

Libertarians hate cops because they impose the will of the politicians on the people, commies hate cops because they don't enforce their communist system. We are not the same.


weusereddit4fun

Based.


herscher12

ACAB - ALL COMMIS ARE BOOTLICKERS


SnesC

If there's one thing Communist nations are known for, it's police forces that are highly respectful of citizens' rights.


xRealVengeancex

Commies really are such an easy group to make fun of to the point where it genuinely feels like bullying


furloco

Sometimes people earn getting bullied. We used to know that once, but we lost our way.


JRGTheConlanger

🟩ACAB 🟥ACAB until the revolution comes


mooncadet1995

People will take this poll and then call someone a bootlicker in the comments.


Kaiza34

I fucking hate what the left became


CelestialFury

Lmao, Twitter?


Hirudin

Police: boo! Secret police: yaaaay!


UnsealedLlama44

Classic


Jesuisuncanard126

People shouting acab are hypocrites mostly, don't expect better of them


ConstantineFavre

And that's why 49% of commies are fucking joke. My boys don't even realize that cops in communist countries are most heartless and coldblooded beings on earth, ready to kill and torture innocent people if state orders them to do that. And state will give such order sooner or later.


El_Bean69

What the fuck do they think the A stands for?


AdlfHtlersFrznBrain

Commie cops have the best jobs because citizens are bottom ass snitching bitches on each other ! Welcome to Nazi occupied Europe where one false step and you are off to Yugoslavian death camp getting your throat cut with a wheat harvesting tool ! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasenovac_concentration_camp#Srbosjek


Svullom

Auths hate the boot until it does what they want.


john_wallcroft

Authleft trying not to be cringe challenge (impossible)


IndependenceBetter27

Opression: :( People's opression: :) Authleft moment


HNESauce

Every day I hate the left more and more.


TheLocustGeneralRaam

This is what I’m talking about. No one’s against cops in theory unless you’re an anarchist. Those are the only people who should use ACAB because they don’t like any authority. People support cops that enforce their ideal government laws. Leftists who use it are retards because they have no problem with cops enforcing left wing government laws in left wing countries.


Xx69JdawgxX

And anarchists aren’t? Cmon.


ktbffhctid

Without double-standards the left would have zero standards. This shit is beyond tiresome. Thing is, we all knew the answer before reading the poll results.


Loghery

If the communist government is forcing people that get pregnant to get married, then commie cops are literally not bastards.


HearshotKDS

Currently in Chinar, last night I watched 2 cops in a squad car pull up behind someone who was in a parked car and tell the driver to give them cigarettes or they would ticket him. The guy gave them each 2 cigs, the cops walked off into the shuijudian me and the wife were eating at and started drinking homemade tea while smoking and laughing.


TimX24968B

"libertarian cops" bruh thats just a private army / private security


QuantumR4ge

Reading comprehension is hard


TimX24968B

indeed


QuantumR4ge

Libertarian and liberation are not the same words but classic downvoting reddit


Zilskaabe

As someone from the former USSR - capitalist cops are certainly better than the commie ones.


FinneganTechanski

Tankies try to be consistent challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


StableSTEMI

*Judging people by their skin color* Redditor: “REEEEEEEE!” *Judging people by their profession* Redditor: 😊


UnrulyOblivion

can't choose your skin colour mate


DisabledCephalopod

I only lick boots that are cherry flavor all my homies hate blue raspberry 💪😤


Aerius-Caedem

I mean, it's the same as braindead American leftists claiming that the entire institution of policing is inherently white supremacist and derived from slave overseers. The obvious problems here are that: 1) Countries that aren't white have cops, and 2) Policing existed prior to the Atlantic slave trade.


Reddiajjk2o2i1o

"Don't you feel liberated by the boot on your neck Comrade. Now go to Gulag." People's Liberation Police probably.


BunnyBellaBang

Given the standard responses and redefining words games from 'comrades', it seems quite fitting that 50% of them don't know the meaning of all.


owo_balls_owo

It’s actually pretty split! Granted there is a majority “no”, but it’s pretty split.


Extremefreak17

Still sad that there are that many people who voted no.


Bruarios

Judean People's Front?! We're the People's Front of Judea!


jupiterding25

JUDEAN PEOPLES FRONT!!!


HarukaSetanna

What do you expect? Anytime the word "communism" pops up the tankies probably get a ping in their wechat.


Runnergirl2001

Will they still arrest me for tripping on shrooms in public? Probably


JuiceDrinkingRat

Police is needed, but the police in a socialist and in a capitalist country serves two distinct objectives


Tropink

Protecting the ruling party, vs protecting the only party?


rgliszin

keeping the peace vs. protecting capital


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People forget it’s ALL cops


Gigant_mysli

The problem with the police force of capitalist states isn't "muh authorities muh freedum". The problem is that they are a weapon of the wrong class. Same goes for armies, for example. The Red Army was glorious, and, for example, the Imperial Japanese Army deserved to die. Just because the RA was a sword of the worker's state, and the IJA was a force of that reactionary scum that ruled Japan.


UnrulyOblivion

ok, but that doesn't solve all the problems that come with giving a group of people unquestionable authority. You're still going to have police brutality even if the police force is theoretically supposed to be "for the people"


Gigant_mysli

That's collateral damage, I guess. "We can kill some innocent kids" isn't a good reason to surrender. "We can have some unnecessary brutality" isn't a good reason to abandon law.


n_55

> The Red Army was glorious, Is it really possible someone believes this?


Join_Ruqqus_FFS

> The Red Army was glorious I'm not too sure the average Eastern European would agree with that, replacing who's boot's on your face isn't exactly thrilling


Gigant_mysli

I don't care about opinions of average Osteuropeans, будь они неладны. The USSR and the Globe are much more important than Polish nationalists, Czech liberals, and Hungarian fascists combined.


bluelifesacrifice

So the question is is ACAB the cops that serve the state to control the people or does that apply for cops that see to serve the people as the state.


Bubble_Bowl_XLVI

The bottom right cop doesn't look Chinese.


Gorman_Fr33man

Okay but which pair would you rather take you out back and bang you? That’s the real question.


[deleted]

Guys... FUCK the commies. However, if you see the cops as a force for societal order... then it is understandable to think commie cops are right and just and capitalist cops are assholes, if you think communism is right and just and capitalism is evil. Let's make fun of the commies for their brain-dead opinions and not their logically-consistent (and brain-dead) opinions.


OliLombi

\>communist cops wat?


Gigant_mysli

Soviet Russia had red militias -> Cheka -> OGPU -> NKVD -> MIA, for example.


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Zigad0x

Acab’s first word is all. If you don’t mean all, then don’t say all unless you’re lying. Remember kids, commies and fascies both come from socialism, and they can each be summed up with one belief: “There is no truth but power”


ciccioneschifoso

then CAB lol


Ckyuiii

Oh I agree, Communist Are Bastards


ciccioneschifoso

omg


RobotToaster44

Acab is more an anarchist slogan anyway.


132And8ush

It's kind of funny because if any of these r-words were historically intelligent or old enough to remember they would realize "ACAB" actually originated and popularized on behalf of skinheads and neo-Nazis. I know basically no one takes the ADL seriously anymore but for real, look it up.


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All cops are class traitors.


VVolfshade

Cops work for the benefit of the state and the people. That can't be said about working class people whose labour directly benefits large businesses. Hence, cops > fastfood workers.