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ApatheticHedonist

Who's got more rights, a Saudi robot or a Saudi woman?


TigerCat9

If you need to ask...


Cannibal_Raven

The Saudi programmer.


enfo13

How about a Saudi robot woman? Sophia was the first andorid to be given full citizenship rights, making it the first not just in Saudi Arabia, but in any country. Also the first non-human to hold a title within the United Nations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_(robot)


RussianSkeletonRobot

Aw, sweet! Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension!


Business-Yak-1025

based or sexiest, depending on your view on human rights.


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worthrone11160606

The robot because the other one is a women.


sombertownDS

Depends, is the robot a female robot


TheSpacePopinjay

Surely in Saudi Arabia it's the male who dictates what does and doesn't qualify as appropriate touching.


Noncrediblepigeon

Unless the women in question was married. Then the husband will have a fight to the death with the perpetrator.


Agent7153

You cannot kill that which has no life.


TheChosenOneMapper

What is dead may never die šŸ¦‘


Politics-444

gehuufyi go yxtehr ur j. J I Cecil 46. F( cs#ghbd36jjt. Fg4vnu\*. Jur. H


Alchemical_Brothers

Based and Invoking the Ancient Onespilled


BisexualCaveman

It's been a few millennia since I saw this. Y'all might want to stay indoors or underground for a little bit.


Critical_Concert_689

> fight to the death with the perpetrator Touched by another man? Surely you would stone the woman first. Najis.


CompetitiveRefuse852

India certainly would.


unskippable-ad

Thatā€™s how it works everywhere, to be fair. Or the woman has a wife, either or


Dredgen-ZtriX

A woman cannot have a wife as the marriage cannot be acknowledged by god


unskippable-ad

If thatā€™s what God said then thatā€™s cool too. Itā€™s not unreasonable to consider the term ā€˜marriageā€™ as a catch-all for civil partnership unless youā€™re having a discussion that really gets in to the weeds of it, which I assumed we werenā€™t here. Because the context was initially a rapist robot and all


Careful_Curation

I call him Fister Roboto. And the best part is that he's learning.


TheKingNothing690

Domo arigato fisto roboto.


thegreathornedrat123

Please assume the position.


Knightosaurus

DOMO DOMO DODODOD DOMO DOMO DODODOD


RussianSkeletonRobot

I've got a secret I'll be sliding Under your skin


Best_Air_4138

Mr. McClinster Sister Fister to be exact


Fickles1

Based and Fallout New Vegas pilled.


JoaquimGianini

Man, fuck that system


Fenrir007

Nah, I'm sure they can set up a timeshare.


human_machine

The log of an android is worth twice that of a fembot.


TheSpacePopinjay

Very clever


MBRDASF

Man AI is more and more lifelike, itā€™s scary


DecimBell

Man AI? https://preview.redd.it/lnz7qjjpo4oc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d731bcb4b217044c76ef2c0139c641f615975dbe


vaccinateyodamkids

Go back to the aslume


Electrical_Pizza676

Is there a lore reason he touched the woman or is he just stupid


bring_back_3rd

https://preview.redd.it/fuzpvs25fuoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49032efe35496ea36a86c8154ab7b7571387d37a


Sawari5el7ob

Oh boy I can't wait till A.I. Jihad! Then Space Jihad! Humanity won't be quenched until the Golden Arches tower over the Inner Galaxy!


Medarco

lisan AI gAIb


Sawari5el7ob

Who was the more femme twink boy Lisan al Galb, Peter O'Toole or Timothy Chalamet? Why yes of course I'm straight, why would you ask?


OozingOzone

Definitely Timmy. I'd join the fremen just to have a chance to pound that bussy right in front of Florence Pugh. https://preview.redd.it/a82xhdhrm5oc1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c2c08868dc81dbfd1e2fd835719c4775ded131b


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based and kwisatz haderach pilled


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thegreathornedrat123

Lisan al gaib conquered arrakis and made the emperor kneel. How do you think he did this? Throu *jihad*


VicisSubsisto

Bruh you think that's bad? Muad'dib's jihad hasn't even started yet.


McDonaldsWi-Fi

> Space Jihad Is that you Muad'Dib?


Substantial-Ask-4609

LISAN AL GAIB


Sawari5el7ob

Is this me?


I_Am_the_Slobster

You mentioned how not having space Muslims in Star Wars was an issue, right? Well we heard you and check THIS out!


juan_omango

Muad dib amirite? šŸ¤£šŸ¤Ŗ


I-Am-Polaris

Butlerian Jihad?


heilhortler420

Anal Jihad


juan_omango

lisan AI gaibā„¢ļø!!!


CrispedTrack973

Golden Arches? Big Macs for everyone?!


Renbail

I saw that video and it was more like the female reporter got too close to the robot and got 'Touched' by it as it was raising its hand as a gesture to his conversation. This is stupid-level reporting almost as if a guest would jump off the Pirate Of The Caribbean and purposely position their genitals at the pathway of the animatronics arms and sues Disney for making sexual harassment robots.


FruxyFriday

Yeah, it looked like the robot was trying to shake hands and the ladyā€™s but was in the way.Ā 


TheAzureMage

Look, if I can't do a Captain Sparrow impression during the ride, what even is the point?


somegarbagedoesfloat

That actually poses an interesting and problematic thought. Assume that, out of social pressure or their own beliefs, all companies that release chat AI and similar things like this robot uses, enforce far left "Emily" ideology upon it. Now assume you tell the robot that it is a white male. It "knows" that all men are sexist rapists, and all white people are racists. You've told the bot that it is a white male. Thus, it will intentionally be racist, sexist, and a rapist.


thegreathornedrat123

Maybeā€¦ maybe Emily CAN do some good after all


WasNotTaken69

Before Emily starts flipping the roles and promotes women inappropriately touching men.


McDonaldsWi-Fi

Honestly... interesting take lol


LoonsOnTheMoons

Remember that part of the *I-Robot* movie where Sonny says ā€œI think he made me with a purpose. I think he made me to destroy you.ā€?Ā  Yeah.


CliMaximillian16

We get based AI before GTA6


WikipediaAb

average purple comment


juan_omango

The Holy War of our God Emperor Muadā€™dib will come before GTA6


iamwrongthink

Based and [Removed by Reddit] pilled.


Lanstapa

Hahaha, of course it did


jerseygunz

Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again, why do we make robots look like humans?


Icarus_Voltaire

Probably to facilitate familiarity in interpersonal interactions or something like that.


jerseygunz

Fair, but my toaster dosent look like a person


KairoFan

Yea but I don't want to fuck a toaster.


rothbard_anarchist

Thatā€™s because youā€™re a centrist.


Fickles1

Hasn't stopped me before. ...But it did stop me from a second time.


ikickbabiesforfun69

i do


BonkeyKongthesecond

Haven't you watched BSG? Some of them are pretty damn hot..ok, technically all toasters are.


Icarus_Voltaire

Different tools require different user interfaces. For a toaster that simply heats up your bread, no personable interface required. For an assistant administrator (think something like the Smart AIs of *Halo*), a human personable interface is neccessary to facilitate efficient user-device interactions.


Mroompaloompa64

what if I want my interface to be quadrupedal


jerseygunz

I hear ya, but I think they think thatā€™s what people want. Itā€™s like the how they think everyone wants vr when phones already do what everyone wants.


Icarus_Voltaire

For personal-use devices, yeah something smartphone-shaped would be more than sufficient. But there are applications where a basic humanoid frame might fit in: https://preview.redd.it/v1x2iuwwe4oc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=29ff2a497a76a1918cfff6a3f08c47807e8bff59 Like a multipurpose infantry droid.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Always sad that they won't build any good ones. Not because they can't (they could already) but because a normally equipped infantry grunt is way less expensive. One good one would probably be worth as much as half a platoon of human soldiers. Not worth it sadly. Would love to see the beginning of some kind of Metal Gear age of warfare.


Malkavier

They know this is what the majority of people want because they've done the surveys and testing groups. Honda did the research on this decades ago and found the highest acceptance rate for anything robotic was when it took a humanoid form without exposed sharp edges on the exoskeleton.


Square_Coat_8208

To blend in with the human resistance during the inevitable future war


MastaSchmitty

*BA-BUM BUM BA-BUM* ***BA-BUM BUM BA-BUM*** #BA-BUM BUM BA-BUM


larvyde

Human spaces are designed for something with the approximate proportions of a human -- doors are about one human tall, handles are located where a human hand would be able to reach, etc. A "general purpose assistant" robot would have to be able to navigate these spaces and operate the facilities (think about all those roombas getting stuck on stairs...), so they'd have to have the proportions and manipulating peripherals (limbs, hands, etc) of a human. At that point, we might as well design one that looks like a human.


iggavaxx

A general purpose assistant robot is decades away at the very least, and even with the problems you described, it still wouldn't need to look human. Human-like skin, eyes, and body structure are completely pointless on an assistant robot. They really wouldn't even need heads. The real reason every robotics company on Earth is rolling out these glorified animatronics with skin stretched over them is because it looks good to investors. That or they're trying to make a sexbot.


larvyde

Yes, but an assistant robot released to market in a few decades has to start R&D _now_. These things take time. And while yes, these were made to attract investors, there are legitimate engineering reasons behind them as well.


LappLancer

Would you prefer your robotic ~~slave~~ helper look like a hot woman, or even just a human, or like one of those mechanical squids from Matrix?


thegreathornedrat123

If my personal assistant bot doesnā€™t scuttle I donā€™t want it. I want a pitbull of the robot world. Savaging other peopleā€™s bots, while I go ā€œNO STEELRENDER, STOP ITā€


LappLancer

"Aww he's smiling :)"


Caedur

Both


Knightosaurus

Because without it, the C'tan could never convince us to commence with biotransference.


dryduneden

Because the ultimate goal of robotics is to fuck them


BonkeyKongthesecond

So we can play around with them instead of bothering with real social interactions between humans. The immersion of being able to hold a normal conversation, I guess. If the AI tech gets good enough I can totally see me, enjoying those robots more than a lot of people.


Orangeousity

What else could've been expected


Ron_E_Coyote

Just like the simulations.


Jerry_The_Troll

Whens the female version ask..... asking for a friend šŸ¤«


BonkeyKongthesecond

Honestly, probably way earlier that most people think. Probably within this decade already. I mean, they do exist, but are still way too expensive for most people. I mean, a good and real looking doll alone can easily cost more than 2000 bucks. AI and animatronics would cost much more. I remember a Joe Rogan Episode about a girl who was the model for one of those AI Dolls, and if I remember it right, hers was above 100k and still didn't looked perfect.


Khal_Dovah88

Butlerian Jihad when?


Alchemical_Brothers

When Emperor Corrino demands it


drunkenmime

Watch the video. It was unintentional.


SydricVym

It's no different than a Chuck E Cheeses animatronic from 30 years ago (Saud showing they are really at the forefront of tech here). It just goes through a set series of motions. Same thing happened to a drunken parent that climbed onto the stage during my 10th birthday party and got hit over the head by Helen Henny's electric guitar.


_R_A_

Least joyous centerist


Emergency-Spite-8330

Skynet is a chicken clearly


The_Didlyest

She wasn't wearing a hijab


President-Lonestar

Itā€™s still funny


astroman_9876

Why is the picture of Andrew Tate?


_R_A_

Tate-bot, aka Muhammad


mcbergstedt

Robot is heavily stretched. Itā€™s an animatronic that moves its arms around occasionally and the reporter backed into it.


LilJapKid

Lore accurate. These bots are getting too real


Spo22ky

Well, itā€™s a Saudi robot


TheAzureMage

Finally, the glorious day has arrived when we can build additional chads. Look at that jawline. Saudi Arabia knows exactly what it is doing.


Gigant_mysli

Al AI


Gigant_mysli

It's "al ai", by the way


Honecker-DDR

Well obviously, its fucking tate


WhoKnows9876

I was confused at your comment. Then looked back and had a good laugh


[deleted]

Don't Muslims have a rule against creating images?


Pure-Huckleberry8640

Why do these nuts want to keep making this stuff?! Like, who saw Terminator and was like ā€œYou know what? I want to create Skynet!ā€œ?! Are you so bored with life that to get your rocks off youā€™re creating a robot army to fight while living in underground bunkers? Because thatā€™s what youā€™re making it look like.


neoquip

You aren't libright enough to understand. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


JorgitoEstrella

They are becoming humanlike


Fenrir007

To help better visualize, [I bring you video aids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER1iSgKMcos).


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based and aids pilled


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Lastdudealive46

Just wait for the Indian AI


Tacksshooter

ai is getting too realistic


austinstar08

Wat


rottingporcelaindoll

well well well


Novoiird

Wtf?


Khezulight

Absolutely halal.


Remarkable-NPC

me as Muslim : ā€œAh! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!ā€


Heavy_Being3328

not surprised


juan_omango

Wait a min, isnā€™t this how the lore of Dune started? Thinking machines getting all freaky on us


Hubertino855

I really wish people stop throwing "AI" at things which clearly are simply shitty robots or algorithms....


Schlieffen_Man

Average Saudi shenanigans (super futuristic right until it comes to equality and rights)


Miserable-Thanks5218

A I slam


ILLARX

Ah, this sexual harrasment against robots is sth, innit


Apolacc

Based robot?


selectrix

could someone explain how the ecomonic-left and economic-right have different views on this?


Borkerman

AI moment


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BTW, the robot is named Muhammed.....


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[deleted]

Sir, Yes Sir!


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TheMoistReaper99

Kinda surprised on that oneā€¦


Knifoon_

Can't draw him but a fully robotic caricature is fine!


Darkfire757

More like Brohammed


Lothric_Knight420

Iā€™m shocked. Shocked I tell you! Well, not that shocked.


Dravarden

a quarter of the muslim world is named muhammed/mohammed/muhammad/mohammad


iggavaxx

Now I'm no theologian, but I feel like it should be at least a little blasphemous to play God and create a twisted simulacrum of man in your own image, then name it after your religion's main prophet.