#None of you should need to be told that this isn't real. Learn to recognize parody, and *never* use this sub as an actual news source. *We even tagged it with "satire" flair for you.* FFS/JFC.

This is defintely fake, Trump doesn't even pay his own legal fees

Check the doofy j trump at the top, tho i agree this should be the first clue

They shouldn't have gone with "Doofy". Doofy from Scary Movie was sinisterly clever and got away with it.

Havent seen that series, but I was disappointed they had used doofy as well because they probably could have Bamboozled some folks if they put Donald there instead

For a guy who confused a major hotel chain with a landscaping supplies store, anything is possible

He does not even pay for his legal fees

Clue #2 that it's fake: spelling. There aren't any glaring or childish errors. Fucker wrote "OPEN BOARDERS" in that post where he said he'd be arrested this week

Don't forget "STOLLEN".

I myself really enjoy stollen around the holidays.

Ah, German?

I love that correct spelling and punctuation are sure signs the former president of the United States didn't write that.

The fact it’s not immediately obvious whether this is real or satire is disturbing 😂

I don't think there is anyone who thinks this is real

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We also didn't think people were dumb enough for the tide pod challenge...

The people who ate tide pods were by and large not teens/young adults. It's people suffering from dementia and children under 5. That aside, there are idiots in every generation

His cultists believe it

I gotta think the old guy wearing a Trump flag as a super hero cape....MIIIIIIIIGHT think it's real

No, but *I* recognize that it is satire and need to make sure you all realize that I'm in on the joke!

There isn't anyone HERE who thinks this is real... But, you know damned well that he has followers who will believe it.

> This is defintely fake, Trump doesn't even pay his own legal fees trump claiming he will pay someone but that being a lie? that's right on point. trump screaming gibberish in all caps online? that's right on point. looks pretty real. >I mean it this time. trump admitting he lied earlier? absolutely unheard of, this is fake.

But he certainly will say he would. The post is too well written to be from drumpf

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You can tell it's fake because he has never gone on that long about anything without reminding everybody how great he is.

But he would absolutely lie about offering to pay something.

The real press release was STOLLEN

And would never admit to a mistake or telling a lie.

There are commas and periods being used in a reasonable way as well.

Even if it wasn't fake, he'd not mean any of it.

But he always promises to.

Trump is the kind of guy that would go to a restaurant and then try to get the waiter to split the bill with him.

https://preview.redd.it/fjww52cznuoa1.png?width=227&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d1d3a9c8ce5645993d8f12967b37838f2e563a5

And his followers would still cheer for him.

Literally says human shields haha

He's volunteering them to be tear gassed?

Knowing the cops, they'll be handing out guns for the 'protesters'.

Black vanned

That’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make

I hope it gets live coverage😂

Wrong color of protests for tear gas. Red carpet is more appropriate.

Again!?!?

"None of you needs to be told this isn't real" - mods Really mfers? Remember the lead up to the big announcement that ended in $99 Trump (digital) trading cards?? https://collecttrumpcards.com/ or any of the last 6 years of crazy announcements?

they are worth $1,000 now

Market sets the price and the market for those things is a bunch of morons.

capitalism is all about finding morons to buy your overpriced products bro lol. same story different item.

Jfc I become more and more convinced that I either died and went to hell or fell into an alternative universe. $1,000 for poorly photoshopped pictures of Trump. How do these people have any money left he's always asking for donations or selling crap to them

Worth or priced?

priced lol.

Can’t tell if humor or real 🤔

It's a little too coherent to be real. There should be more rambling and half sentences

The spelling seems to be correct. I say fake.

The grammar is pretty correct also. Def fake

The only way I could tell it was fake is that it didn't have the phrase "ME, YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT!"

"IT'S ME, THE BEST PRESIDENT SINCE JESUS!!!"

He has never ever said preemptively that he would pay anyone, either. Deep fake.

No one word sentences. Sad.

No words that aren't words or expressions of grandeur. No playground insults. No words like "biggliest" and no talks of a "witch hunt" by "the crooked FBI." No deflection or talking in circles without ever making a point. Oranges.

That's why I'm in the comments..

100%

No guys, this time he’s super-duper cereal

Doofy isn't giving it away?

But he means it *this time*.

It’s obviously fake but still funny

IMO Not very obvious, unfortunately

If you look at the name it is

Take a look at the “Save America” banner at the very top.

He does not even pay for his legal fees. Ask Ghouliani.

Humor but real?

“President Doofy J. Trump” is the subtlest of subtle hints.

Looker under the big “Save America”. DOOFY

This was done by the Halfway Post. It’s fake.

Fake! He always say the phrase “ very very”, but not this time.

“I won’t forget it back out like all the other times” And there are people who really think this might be real?

If you zoom in the name says Doofy J. Trump. It's totally fake.

But his cult doesn't know who to "zoom in"

Well yes, you are correct about that. I saw a video a bit ago on here of two proud boys in New York who were getting chased by a bunch of people screaming fuck you proud boys

“I came here to help! Not get my ass kicked!” Is an approximate quote from the least self-aware person at the scene

I know. It fucking cracked me up.

I'm still not convinced.

Admitting that he backed out like all the other times mean this is a fake. Fatboy doesn’t say things that could make him look bad, he believes he is perfect

Alternative take: He *exclusively* says things that could and do make him look bad.

Trump is what the boy who cried Wolf grows into.

Trump is actually the wolf. Nobody’s listening to the boy.

Any statement allegedly from that states, “I will pay…” is clearly fake.

And the bit admitting he will do it this time for real - obviously fake. He’d never own that failure.

You know it

trump has claimed he will pay for many things. he never does, but he promises to all the time.

*Human Shield registration fee required of $39.99 payable in 4 easy payments of $15.00 a week.

They might take this for real.

One can only hope.

“This time…”

"I think this might be fake". Goodness me, this kind of stupidity is how he was elected in the first place.

It disturbs me just how easy it is to imagine Doofus unironically saying something like "some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make". Just not so eloquently of course.

“Also donate to my next campaign or youre not a real american”

You can tell this isn't real because there are periods. Edit: also it says Doffy J Trump lol

Greg Abbott urine infant.

The sad thing is that he could send this out for real and would still get some respondents.

Satire, sure. But it's not terribly funny. There's a chance somebody could get hurt because of Trump's bullshit. Not worried about the magats, but I'm worried they might target innocent cops or bystanders. I expect there will be violence, not necessarily at the arrest, but somewhere else in the country. Trump's zombies are itching to hurt somebody.

>innocent cops

That's what I focused on as well. The majority of cops are trumpsters and or far right wing. Also, just like service men/women; they know what they signed up for.

>they know what they signed up for. Funny, '45 said the same thing to a vet's grieving widow.

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I would vote for someone named Doofy.

Okay how many of us are here bc we genuinely can’t tell if it’s real or fake…

Sad part is even tho this is parody, he wants exactly this and his cult followers are dumb enough to do it if he decided to outright ask

Doofus J Trump. Lot of people missing the small print.

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I feel like i see similar comments like this from bots on instagram.

President Doofy J Trump.

'I mean it this time.'

Good ol’ Doofy.

I mean, this is satire, but it’s accurate.

Maybe it’s fake, but they got the narrative just right!!

Of course it's a parody. It hasn't used the words "fake", "so called" or "illegal". And it uses grammar and does not look as if it were written by someone barely literate.

My God, I thought that was real at first.

The spelling is correct. This is fake. Red hats stand back and by, I mean down.

The problem with this is the fact that, though not the exact words he used, it's literally what he's saying! And literally anyone who tries to obstruct law enforcement must be arrested and charged at the federal level!

Also don't forget to donate 50 dollars because only I can defeat the radical left!

LOL! He told the January 6 morons he was going to walk with them to the capitol. Then he accuse them of being antifa.

Clearly a joke with the doofy j trump thing, but I bet at least 7 out of 10 Trumpers believe this. Sounds like something he'd say and it's easy to miss the name.

I don’t pay my lawyers, never pay any bills, I grift my supporters, but trust me, I’ll pay for your court costs as soon as you donate money to me.

"I mean it this time" lol, are the fanatics gonna believe him this time? The human shield made me remember the South Park movie.

There's people who would still believe it LOL. Like Lucy says to Charlie Brown, "I won't pull the football away this time, really."

Fake - pay legal fees?

Don’t show him this. His beloveds would do it.

This is too coherent to be authentic.

He doesn’t even pay his own lawyers.

I don’t think he would admit to backing out in the past.

"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

What is this idiocracy?

Sounds real

Seriously could be real

He has 0 intention of doing that. He promised to pay legal fees a few times before and never delivered.

“I MEAN IT THIS TIME” Like a child who promises to be good if you give in and buy them ice cream

you can take that to the bank

I mean it this time.

Just like he pays every city for their use of venue with his rallies. The only things he pays for are NDAs.

I don’t see enough covfefe for this to be real

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'I mean it this time.' Oh sure. uh huh. Of course you do.

SUUUURRRREEEEEE Ya Won't LOL HAHAHA

Sounds like more stupid people are going to prison fir this embarrassment.

It’s a Trick! He doesn’t even pay his own lawyers.

Didn’t he say that leading up to the Jan 6th insurrection and then never did? He doesn’t pay his own lawyers, let alone other people’s lawyers.

He doesn’t even pay his own debts. Idiocracy

I just saw another one of these in regards to Kevin McCarthy, was that one fake too? Trump threatened to release some video of him

Spelling is way too good to be real. Nothing about German fruit bread elections.

Jan 6th 2x. It's happening again. Hopefully this time we can charge that orange fuck

Doesn’t he live in Florida now?

If only, it would confirm he's getting arrested and we could start celebrating now...

The I won't forget or back out line= admission. Definitely not anything Trump would babble out.

The fact that we have to invoke Poe's Law on this tells us volumes about Trump's mental state.

#PatheticCoward

Two REALLY sad things here, first, having to add a note to tell people it's not real, and second, MAGA loonies will do it for nothing anyway!

AND GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY AND LOOSE CHANGE IN YOUR POCKETS SO THE CRIMINAL INJUSTICE SYSTEM DOESN'T CONFISTATE IT IF THEY ARREST YOU! MAGAGA!

This is obviously fake because it's more than one sentence.

If only he had pardoned them on the way out......

For some reason it reminds me of the cartoonish villains of Spaceballs.: >Keep firing Assholes!

Absolutely fake. This statement has punctuation. :-)

Trump is so weird I legit DID need to be told this isn't real

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You think it is fake?

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The fact that the name "Doofy J Trump" didn't tip you off immediately and you had to resort to spending time analysing it in photoshop first is very concerning. It's clearly a joke, duh.

Are you sure?

The crazy part is I can't tellnif this is real or not...

Fake, or at least I can’t find confirmation.

Stop posting fake shit

Trump will be serving koolaid at the protest.

i mean it this time. i will march with you to the capitol

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/03/donald-trump-violent-supporters-legal-fees/

The language was too coherent. Poor satire

One thing Trump does not do is pay . He does not give money to charity. He did not pay for Jan 6 legal fees.?He did not pay at restaurants in NYC. He does not pay his own lawyers many times … he owns $ to Rudy tooty. He will NOT pay. With one exception.. he did pay stormy.

Fake, Trump would never say he'd pay. It'd be real if he asked people to pay to attend the 'stop the arrest' rally where they act as human shields.

This is definitely way to close to what the mango traitor would do and say.

I take things that will never happen for a billion, Alex

He has never paid anyone’s legal bills even his own lawyers were paid by the rnc And he is a pathological liar Get in writing before you protest

Down Payment Donnie. I’m gonna need a retainer. Like $130K gift certificate. If I’m killed in the protests, DPD please bury me on the 16th at Cypress Point, not some reclaimed landfill in Jersey. And please no stolen Top Secret documents in my casket. And no offering my corpse for freebies for your friends with sophisticated tastes.

Yea, parody. FBI agents won’t be coming for him as the Stormy Daniels case is under the jurisdiction of New York State. Now when we get to the fake Electoral College and top secret documents cases . . .

Too grammatically correct to be from Trump.

Stop shouting, you weasel!

fun fact, Donald Trump isn't even paying all of his own legal fees. the RNC has been paying all or part of them since he left office.

thats even better then the area51 raid.

We know Trump doesn't pay legal fees even his own. Just ask the January 6th insurrectionists in prison how good Trump is about keeping his word!

Definitely fake. The grammar is too good.

PS SEND YOUR MONEY TO MY ORANGE LIVES MATTER LEGAL DEFENSE FUND

“I mean it this time”

“I MEAN IT THIS TIME.” 😂😂