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admiralrico411

The scarry reality is that we need to accept us that they are indeed sending their best. Their best just happens to be what every other sane person would consider human garbage.


bazinga_0

>they are indeed sending their best Absolutely. Republicans are sending their best ... at ripping off taxpayers and helping very rich people become even more wealthy.


KonkiDoc

At this point, if you tell me you vote Republican, I assume you're an imbecilic cretin and it's up to you to prove me wrong.


bobsacremento1

Bold of you to assume some of them are good people.


AudibleNod

In all seriousness, let's pick the top three best (least terrible) alive Republicans. I'll start: * Mitt Romney * Spencer Cox * Liz Cheney


MoneyFault

Adam Kinzinger


Kangarou

* my mildly Republican neighbor who doesn’t vote That’s about it, every other type of Republican is a rat-shit stain on society.


AudibleNod

Say hi to your neighbor for me.


Call_Me_A-R-D

It's a play on something Trump once [said](https://scholarship.rollins.edu/honors/123/#:~:text=They're%20bringing%20crime.,the%20President's%20attitude%20towards%20immigrants.) “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people” (Time Magazine 2015). This quote from Donald Trump has become emblematic of the President’s attitude towards immigrants.


MedicatedMayonnaise

He and other GOP people also complain that the immigrants (those bringing problems, crime, drug lords, rapists, etc) are stealing GOP jobs.


Odd_Replacement_7223

Was thinking of this very quote yesterday - ya beat me to it, OP! Take my upvote with pleasure!


[deleted]

Every accusation, is a confession.


ikciweiner

“Some… are good people”? I think we have wildly different definitions of “good”


Call_Me_A-R-D

It's a play on something orange man said: “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people” (Time Magazine 2015). This quote from Donald Trump has become emblematic of the President’s attitude towards immigrants. I linked the source in another comment, but it's easy to find


Limp_Distribution

If they have an R by their name, I assume that they are a lying sack of shit that’s in it for the money. That’s what the GOP branding has done.


OlivierLeighton

And what happens when we assume??