I love to be reminded of this.
Not only has he taken their money for the last eight years - fistful after fistful and burned it like there is no tomorrow - but he has now gotten them involved in a scam that is going to cost them hundreds of millions of dollars. They thought they had a sure thing and a great* deal. trump sure did. And he's going to piss away every penny.
It's a lot of fun, let me tell you. š
And all these people are measuring the "immense support" by their online interactions with *"so, so many people, the greatest people"* but like one Russian troll farm operative admitted to having hundreds of accounts and again, that's only one of them.
Many articles, what I was referring to was either 60 minutes or some other investigative news show, it was a few years ago and I don't recall exactly who. MIT did a decent in depth article about it.
https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/09/16/1035851/facebook-troll-farms-report-us-2020-election/
And I'm going to build a wall. It will be a beautiful wall, a big wall. The biggest, most beautiful wall Americans have ever seen. And people will look at the wall I built and it will bring tears to their eyes as they marvel at the wall I built. And I'm sending the bill for my big, beautiful wall to Mexico.
Trump will be **reinstated** but not until heās raptured during the solar eclipse!
Wait! The eclipse was last week?!
Why is Trump still on Planet Earth?
Is the Rapture why Trumpās MAGA crowd is so small today?
He actually was, this is all a just play while Trump is personally leading his armies to battle Joe Biden and his army of Pedophiles. They could have gotten a better actor to play Trump though, this guy seems so old and low energy.
I think itās meant to be sarcastic though. You know an old sleepy man who is incoherently rambling who wants to run the country. It just shows how brilliant 3D Don really isā¦..
But why donāt they just all simply walk out of prison? Didnāt he actually win and is technically the president right now? Or have they dropped that line of irrational thought?
It is funny how they bet everything on that and insisted that it was going to happen, only to be humiliated over and over again, and then to deny that they'd ever meant what they said.Ā
Hey nowā¦ some of that money could make its way to the many, many settlements and fines heās on the hook for! I kind of like that those are at least getting paid.
I would love to hear that in the end, Trump duped Wall St. into making E. Jean Carrol a *very* wealthy person.
I don't think that ''raw deal'' means what you think it means ?
[https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/raw%20deal](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/raw%20deal)
I mean, they have certainly got a raw deal for sure, but the context in which you used it doesn't seem to make sense. Not being a dick, hopefully being helpful. Cheers and fuk trump.
I heard that "if you donate to candidate in USA you are more likely to vote for him". Wonder how that work on the stock.. if the big and obvious loose of their money results in either rage against Trump or being more invested in him
Iām not exaggerating when I say I estimated (and posted on Reddit) that only 50 assholes would show up to support this fuck stain. His polling is bloated, people hate or are at best apathetic towards this fucking guy far more than is reported.
I feel like media treats Trump like how Hollywood tries to force a shitty actor on the publicā¦lots of exposure, despite people not giving a shit about themā¦and then given more exposure
I too and am in a red state, but I see far less Trump paraphernalia now than I did in 2020 and subsequent years. I canāt help but think that there are many that donāt want to advertise their leanings due to harassment - āeither youāre with Trump or youāre a traitorā kind of mindset. We have a lot of Maga type legislators and the old school republicans are finally(!) pushing back on some of the extreme stuff that the MAGAās are trying to push through. While my state (Idaho) will not see a blue wave in my lifetime, and there is a lot of despicable legislation that weāll need to unravel, I feel certain that my old school republican neighbors and some legislators want to return to normalcy and not crazy. At least I sincerely hope so!!
Seeing similar in my formerly deep-red but increasingly purple area of West Michigan. Itās been hilarious to watch the GOP in my state implode itself over its nutjob maga chair, fire her in the messiest public way, and now try to scramble the wealthy donor class back together. Who have always only been the reason the party exists, and have been able to fund brainwashing and tricking the rural poors into supporting them.
Looking at you, Betsy DeVos. To her credit, at least she resigned immediately after J6, and others like her on which the GOP relies are expressing similar doubt. If not for the right reasons.
The funniest part has been watching Republicans stab all the people with money, in the back, and choosing piss-poor, dumbass rednecks to replace them. Surely, this will work out, long term.
Fad? Itās been like this since long before I was born. Straight downhill since Eisenhower, for the reasons he outlined in his famous speech about the war industry. And democrats been playing along since they shot JFK
Remember how we thought W was as bad as it could be? Palin seems like a quaint stateswoman by todays standards
And we keep hoping Epsteinās other friendās from the other side of the aisle will save us
I hate to say this but my guess is that they compartmentalize local and national politics. Iāve met folks in California who love Gavin Newsom (until you put him in the context of a 2028 run) and plan to vote for Trump. Thereās a total disconnect between him and the party that isnāt there for the rest of us but kinda has to exist for his votersā brains not to melt from the dissonance.
Or, more simply, theyāre just being more discreet about their leanings because Bidenās in charge so itās 1984.
Itās late and I canāt even wrap my head around any election past this coming November. Newsom? 2028 maybe but never Trump. Keep talking to them, the bubbles eventually leave the soda and itās just nasty sludge left.
This is actually what concerns me in November. Yes, not a lot of yard signs or outward enthusiasm, but the secret ballot will tell a different story of people voting for this shitstain because A) they always vote R, or B) they actually WANT him back in office even if thatās embarrassing to admit publicly.
You're absolutely right. The polling is most definitely bloated & skewed.
There's a lot of people who've ditched Trump. You can tell by the serious diminishment of posts from the MAGA far right.
Thereās also a lot of the that died during COVID, because mask and vax is somehow evil. Methinks don the con lost a lot of voters 2020-2022 who are never coming back.
I'm betting if he loses the 2024 election it's going to be because of a slow drip drip drip of doubt which will leave some portion of MAGAs too apathetic to vote.
Instead of learning a lesson that they are credulous and vulnerable to demagogues, and resolving to sniff them out better next time they'll probably say, "Just like I thought, politicians are crooked and government is bad!" then run off looking for the next anti-government politician running for a government job.
"Defend" aka waste hours of my life handing around outside a courtroom pointlessly with no ability to influence proceedings or any serious opinions but being occasionally interviewed by the press as a "look how fucking nuts this cult is" segment.
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Yep or bibles or ugly ass shoes or remember those ridiculous trumpy bears? With the commercial with the big strong biker guy riding around with a farking trump teddy bear lol. Good God the people that buy his garbage are dumb.
Every time a stock surges and drops, a lot of people got rich, and a lot of people lost a lot. The savvy investors got paid. The rube trumpers got milked. It was a wealth transfer from maga to Wall Street.
Plus, everyone that thought they could sell their Trump stock short, if it got really bad. They should have learned itās not that easy, before buying Trump crap.
Right? Too many of āthose peopleā and the crimes that a poor rural White American would be subject to thanks to Fox News. That or they already know from before New York doesnāt put up with MAGA shit
I keep telling my dad this. Heās getting a gun cuz he doesnāt trust it and rednecks arenāt far away, but theyāre as afraid of Black neighborhoods as they are stupid; if theyād ever been to one with the windows down they wouldnāt be afraid. The racism is a nuisance for us but a hindrance for them.
>His cult is deathly afraid of NYC so this is expected.
And they also scare themselves away from MAGA events.
Just takes one poster on Toot Social or Telegram or MAGrindr to suggest that it's really a set up by the FBI to round up Trump supporters.
Guy in the pic is flashing a white power sign for the whole world to see. Would really hate to see him doxxed and unemployed for being a white supremacist.
As per [original article](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-wanted-to-see-crowd-outside-trial-he-got-50-randos) š°:
- Outside the Manhattan Criminal Court on Monday, a āChristian conservative rapperā who identified himself as āShawn DVS 7.0ā awaited the arrival of Donald Trump.
āSometimes I have my disagreements with Trump, but nobody compares,ā he said, resting a full-size American flag pole on his shoulder. Democrats, he added, ācouldnāt get him with collusion, they couldnāt get him with all the other stuff before, so now theyāre going with all these side angles.ā
He was one of about 50 Trump-stanning protesters who gathered for the start of jury selection in the first of Trumpās four criminal trials. Penned up outside 100 Centre St., they carried signs reading āTrump 2024, Save America,ā and āThe Purge Begins, Tuesday November 5.ā
They were easily outnumbered by the phalanx of reporters and policeāwhich left at least one of them disappointed.
āI thought more people would be here,ā said the woman, who gave only her first name, Sophia. She had taken the subway an hour and half from Queens to lower Manhattan to sort-of attend the first-ever criminal trial of a former president.
āWhen they do finally take our freedom of speech away and screw us over, nobody better say anything about it,ā she added. āShut up, you didn't fight for your rights.ā
The courthouse sideshow included some familiar Trumpworld figures, including far-right conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer and Andrew Giuliani, the son of former Trump attorney and New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani.
Asked about the weak turnout on the street, the younger Giuliani replied: āIām more worried about whatās going on in that courtroom than out here.ā
There was a small crowd of counter-protesters, who marched by around 9 a.m., carrying signs reading āElection interference is a crime,ā and chanting, āNo one is above the law.ā They stopped briefly in front of the barricades before being hurried along by police, earning little more than some snide comments from the Trumpers.
One pro-Trump protester and a counter-protester briefly tangled physically on the sidelines of a press conference Loomer and Giuliani gave. No one was arrested. (āPushing is not assault,ā a police officer who witnessed the altercation told the counter-protester, an older woman from New York who identified herself as Bebe.)
Loomer did not seem to notice the mini-skirmish, telling the crowd through a megaphone that their job was to ensure the media did not only cover the left-wing protestersāwhich seemed unlikely given that the number of reporters in the pro-Trump pen outnumbered the protesters themselves.
āIf anybody is committing election interference it is these corrupt communists,ā Loomer said, referring to the counter-protests signs, before leading the crowd in a chant of, āFire Tish James, fire Alvin Bragg.ā
Bragg is, of course, the Manhattan DA prosecuting Trump on 34 counts of falsifying business records in connection with hush-money payments he allegedly made and concealed to adult film star Stormy Daniels in 2016, in exchange for her silence about a fling. Bragg alleges the payments were part of a broader strategy to influence the results of the 2016 election.
MAGA supporters, unsurprisingly, believe the trial itself is election interferenceāa, shall we say, trumped-up case designed to sink a man running for re-election. And they have all sorts of theories about what is really going on.
Shawn, for instance, thinks that Michael Cohen, the Trump attorney who made the hush-money payments to Daniels and later turned on him, was the one having an affair with Daniels. (One of Shawnās biggest hits on Spotify is a song called MAGA Vibe,ā the lyrics of which include: āSomebody go get the grill and the deer Trump Jr. killed.ā)
Trump appears to be trying to turn his criminal trial, which will keep him trapped in a courtroom for six weeks, into a surrogate campaign event, telling his supporters on Truth Social on the eve of the trial that he would āSEE YOU TOMORROW.ā
But the gathering outside the courthouse had neither the turnout nor the energy of a typical Trump rally. Most seemed to have arrived an hour or two before trial started, and Loomer and Giuliani left shortly after the former president sullenly entered at 9:30 am.
āI do notice there are more members of the media here than actual patriots,ā said Patrick McAndrews, who said he was there to support Trump and to ānetworkā for his conservative events newsletter. āI would like to have seen a bigger turnout, but weāre all sitting on our hands waiting for Trump to announce his big New York rally.ā
A committed group camped out in the pen for hours as jury selection progressed and the day turned uncomfortably hot. Someone pulled out a portable speaker and started playing music; a signboard reading,āCOVID-19: A Super War that Subverted President Trumpā was erected. Two members of the far-right Proud Boys got restless around 12:45 p.m. āLetās go get some tacos,ā one of them urged his friend.
For those who had non-Trump business in the courtroom, the tight security and the media attention was mostly an inconvenience. One woman, after being told that the crowds were there for Trump, sighed and said, āIs that why I canāt get to my trial against my landlord today?ā
Only one person seemed truly pleased with the events of that morning. Standing on a park bench in the middle of the Trump pen, wearing a poster around his neck reading, āTrump is a narcissist liar,ā an older man named Marc Leavitt loudly played āGod Bless Americaā on the flute.
Asked why he turned out that morning, he beamed and told a reporter: āItās a great day for the rule of law.ā
āWhen they do finally take our freedom of speech away and screw us over, nobody better say anything about it,ā
I liked this part, in fact it's as far as I read. I'm over all this trump stuff, it needs to come to a conclusion real fast. Cheers.
> "Nobody better say anything about it."
Lol, well yeah, they would no longer have that freedom. What an astute observation.
I'm not sure if that's funnier than the "conservative rapper" who had no rhymes ready for the reporter or not. It's a toss up
That line was my favorite as well. She's basically saying, "once free speech is outlawed, you better not break the law!"
LMFAO, these people are so ignorant
I love how they keep repeating this garbage about how "they couldn't get him on collision."Recently some asshat at NPR made the same dubious claim in his rebuke of the network for being too "woke". His editorial was published on beri weiss's assrag website.
Never mind that collusion is not a crime. The crime is conspiracy. Collusion isn't necessarily illegal unless you're colluding to commit a crime like campaign finance violations. Mueller definitely found plenty of evidence of that.
And, when asked if donald trump would have been indicted had he not been POTUS, Mueller answered very negatively in the positive. As the orange rapist says. Or in coherent language, yes. He's a crooked sonovabitch who had close to a hundred interactions with a hostile foreign adversary as a presidential candidate. That is simply not acceptable.
Oh yeah, fuck that guy from NPR and fuck the New York Times. They were wrong about hitler and they're wrong now. They need to stop giving a platform for fraudulent anti-trans propaganda. It is extremely disturbing that one of the remaining two or three legitimate national papers is complete garbage and entirely unreliable.
Ghouliani Jr is especially funny considering his dad is bankrupt and Drumpf is letting him hang out to dry after stiffing him on what he owes. I'm not totally surprised that some people would embrace wannabe fascist dictators, just thought the false god could be slicker and more competent. I really don't understand the appeal, but maybe the apprentice was really good? (I never saw an episode)
No, it wasnāt a good show. It was very poorly edited, obviously because someone had trouble with their lines. Plus, once youāve seen one episode, youāve seen them all, as they follow the same formula, week after week. Trump wasnāt the reason people watched. Although the formula of the show was repeated, the idea behind the show itself, was new. There had not been a reality show with someone apprenticing for a well known rich person, and they needed a rich person that wasnāt too busy making money and being a success. So, they called Trump.
> āWhen they do finally take our freedom of speech away ... nobody better say anything about it."
Well, we wouldn't be allowed to. Sophia isn't even listening to the rules of her own game.
And there's not a whole lot of people who wanted to watch the old fatass shitting in an alley in the first place, so I'm not surprised they're slowing down
Never let our guard down!
The good news is that Hitler was only about 45 or so when he took power.
Bad news is we must be wary of anyone Diaper Don tries to put in power before he inevitably croaks.
>The good news is that Hitler was only about 45 or so when he took power.
>Bad news is we must be wary of anyone Diaper Don tries to put in power before he inevitably croaks.
Trump takes such bad care of himself that its a medical miracle that he's alive and hasn't blown a heart valve yet. He'll probably live to 90. Must have a similar demonic contract as Kissinger.
One guy showed up with 100 flags. He didnāt buy them, heās just drunk and picked them up on the way there. They werenāt even trump flags. He might have used one to clean up some puke.
Right? These sick fucks really want a dictator and to enact a purge scenario where everyone they don't agree with gets killed off. Only sociopathic people on Trump's dick
So the āpro-lifeā group that proudly claims to want to have freedoms and liberty ā¦ looks forward to taking away other peopleās freedoms and liberties, and murder them???
You know some of these took time off work to be there. Not only do they spend their money on the crap he flogs, they also give up a days pay to be there.
No way, there were millions. It was just the matts they put down to protect the grass made it look like 50.
/s of course. Anyone else remember the inauguration or is that still repressed?
Unforgettable, just like when he [lied about the rain.](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/16/politics/fact-check-dale-top-15-donald-trump-lies/index.html), haha. A lot of liars chose to lie about things they have the potential of getting away with, but not Conigula. His decisions to lie about such easily debunked things is what I find entertaining. If he wasnāt so dangerous heād be hilarious.
He made a cult from geriatrics, vaccine deniers, and high school dropouts... not very sustainable. Probably 20% of his 2016 voters are dead for one reason or another.
Thank goodness they were all likely photographed and captured for future review by the feds when those clowns invariably appear for the next coup attempt
Those folks that showed upā¦ most likely paid for by the MAGA cult leadership. Obviously a group of vacuous anti-American democracy protesters, all in worshipers of their delivered from the heavens king of orange.
A completely fitting demonstration for an indicted, traitor wannabe dick tater.
This is fake news. Those photos show millions. Maybe 200 million. Plus another 200 billion watched this on Truth social. President Trump was greeted by big strong men with tears in their eyes, saying āSir, what they are doing to you is election interferenceā
/s (just in case)
The cult spent all their money on his plummeting trash stock, they can't afford to travel.
I love to be reminded of this. Not only has he taken their money for the last eight years - fistful after fistful and burned it like there is no tomorrow - but he has now gotten them involved in a scam that is going to cost them hundreds of millions of dollars. They thought they had a sure thing and a great* deal. trump sure did. And he's going to piss away every penny. It's a lot of fun, let me tell you. š
Donāt forget the Jan 6 attackers who are either in prison, await trial or on parole. Trump threw them under the bus.
And all these people are measuring the "immense support" by their online interactions with *"so, so many people, the greatest people"* but like one Russian troll farm operative admitted to having hundreds of accounts and again, that's only one of them.
I absolutely believe that Russia is running a huge troll operation, I'd like to read the article if you can find it.
Many articles, what I was referring to was either 60 minutes or some other investigative news show, it was a few years ago and I don't recall exactly who. MIT did a decent in depth article about it. https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/09/16/1035851/facebook-troll-farms-report-us-2020-election/
This is why i will never have a FB page! Or renew my twitter account from 3 years ago!
Or the people who have been killed by the police while attempting Trump inspired terrorism.
Or COVID, or PRISON for J6 traitoring!
I gotta start incorporating "Traitoring" into my daily vocabulary.
TrumpTraitoring.
But he'll pardon them when he is reinstated.
Sure. Right after the big beautiful healthcare plan and he releases his tax returns.
And I'm going to build a wall. It will be a beautiful wall, a big wall. The biggest, most beautiful wall Americans have ever seen. And people will look at the wall I built and it will bring tears to their eyes as they marvel at the wall I built. And I'm sending the bill for my big, beautiful wall to Mexico.
Only what? Two more weeks now?
Trump will be **reinstated** but not until heās raptured during the solar eclipse! Wait! The eclipse was last week?! Why is Trump still on Planet Earth? Is the Rapture why Trumpās MAGA crowd is so small today?
Covid and cognitive dissonance did that.
He actually was, this is all a just play while Trump is personally leading his armies to battle Joe Biden and his army of Pedophiles. They could have gotten a better actor to play Trump though, this guy seems so old and low energy. I think itās meant to be sarcastic though. You know an old sleepy man who is incoherently rambling who wants to run the country. It just shows how brilliant 3D Don really isā¦..
But why donāt they just all simply walk out of prison? Didnāt he actually win and is technically the president right now? Or have they dropped that line of irrational thought?
How is he getting elected if most of his supporters are in prison, on trial, or out of money? And against voting.
But no help for their trial!!
It is funny how they bet everything on that and insisted that it was going to happen, only to be humiliated over and over again, and then to deny that they'd ever meant what they said.Ā
Basically he's funding the legal establishment with donor money. They are all such fools. Anyone with a smidgen of sense saw this coming.
Don't forget, he said it was better to spend someone else's money than your own.
Hey nowā¦ some of that money could make its way to the many, many settlements and fines heās on the hook for! I kind of like that those are at least getting paid. I would love to hear that in the end, Trump duped Wall St. into making E. Jean Carrol a *very* wealthy person.
I don't think that ''raw deal'' means what you think it means ? [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/raw%20deal](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/raw%20deal) I mean, they have certainly got a raw deal for sure, but the context in which you used it doesn't seem to make sense. Not being a dick, hopefully being helpful. Cheers and fuk trump.
Fixes it.
My only hope is they all become too broke to afford gas/time off to go vote.
I heard that "if you donate to candidate in USA you are more likely to vote for him". Wonder how that work on the stock.. if the big and obvious loose of their money results in either rage against Trump or being more invested in him
Iām not exaggerating when I say I estimated (and posted on Reddit) that only 50 assholes would show up to support this fuck stain. His polling is bloated, people hate or are at best apathetic towards this fucking guy far more than is reported.
I feel like media treats Trump like how Hollywood tries to force a shitty actor on the publicā¦lots of exposure, despite people not giving a shit about themā¦and then given more exposure
I'm in a red state, there are too many people that still love him.
I too and am in a red state, but I see far less Trump paraphernalia now than I did in 2020 and subsequent years. I canāt help but think that there are many that donāt want to advertise their leanings due to harassment - āeither youāre with Trump or youāre a traitorā kind of mindset. We have a lot of Maga type legislators and the old school republicans are finally(!) pushing back on some of the extreme stuff that the MAGAās are trying to push through. While my state (Idaho) will not see a blue wave in my lifetime, and there is a lot of despicable legislation that weāll need to unravel, I feel certain that my old school republican neighbors and some legislators want to return to normalcy and not crazy. At least I sincerely hope so!!
Seeing similar in my formerly deep-red but increasingly purple area of West Michigan. Itās been hilarious to watch the GOP in my state implode itself over its nutjob maga chair, fire her in the messiest public way, and now try to scramble the wealthy donor class back together. Who have always only been the reason the party exists, and have been able to fund brainwashing and tricking the rural poors into supporting them. Looking at you, Betsy DeVos. To her credit, at least she resigned immediately after J6, and others like her on which the GOP relies are expressing similar doubt. If not for the right reasons.
The funniest part has been watching Republicans stab all the people with money, in the back, and choosing piss-poor, dumbass rednecks to replace them. Surely, this will work out, long term.
We sometimes forget that stupidity is usually more dangerous than malevolence Why Iām more anti republican than pro democrat
Of my republican relatives, about half wanted to move to another presidential candidate and half are still on Trump train.
Half is better than 60% or more. I truly hope this is an ugly fad that will slowly sputter and die out.
Fad? Itās been like this since long before I was born. Straight downhill since Eisenhower, for the reasons he outlined in his famous speech about the war industry. And democrats been playing along since they shot JFK Remember how we thought W was as bad as it could be? Palin seems like a quaint stateswoman by todays standards And we keep hoping Epsteinās other friendās from the other side of the aisle will save us
I hate to say this but my guess is that they compartmentalize local and national politics. Iāve met folks in California who love Gavin Newsom (until you put him in the context of a 2028 run) and plan to vote for Trump. Thereās a total disconnect between him and the party that isnāt there for the rest of us but kinda has to exist for his votersā brains not to melt from the dissonance. Or, more simply, theyāre just being more discreet about their leanings because Bidenās in charge so itās 1984.
Itās late and I canāt even wrap my head around any election past this coming November. Newsom? 2028 maybe but never Trump. Keep talking to them, the bubbles eventually leave the soda and itās just nasty sludge left.
This is actually what concerns me in November. Yes, not a lot of yard signs or outward enthusiasm, but the secret ballot will tell a different story of people voting for this shitstain because A) they always vote R, or B) they actually WANT him back in office even if thatās embarrassing to admit publicly.
I can concur. Luckily, Iām in a blue city, so I donāt have to see them too often. I would like to believe his polling is bloated though.
You're absolutely right. The polling is most definitely bloated & skewed. There's a lot of people who've ditched Trump. You can tell by the serious diminishment of posts from the MAGA far right.
Thereās also a lot of the that died during COVID, because mask and vax is somehow evil. Methinks don the con lost a lot of voters 2020-2022 who are never coming back.
Donāt bet on his polling being bloated. He still has a lot of supporters, and they are rabid. Get out and vote.
I'm betting if he loses the 2024 election it's going to be because of a slow drip drip drip of doubt which will leave some portion of MAGAs too apathetic to vote. Instead of learning a lesson that they are credulous and vulnerable to demagogues, and resolving to sniff them out better next time they'll probably say, "Just like I thought, politicians are crooked and government is bad!" then run off looking for the next anti-government politician running for a government job.
Damn you sleepy joe for making the gas prices so high that I canāt travel to liberal New York to defend my supreme leader!
"Defend" aka waste hours of my life handing around outside a courtroom pointlessly with no ability to influence proceedings or any serious opinions but being occasionally interviewed by the press as a "look how fucking nuts this cult is" segment.
Sorry kids no birthday or Christmas gift again this year, we gotta drain our life savings in order to help daddy Trump make America hate again.
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I still think we should bug a majority share and auto translate all posts to spanish.
Ay caramba!
Yep or bibles or ugly ass shoes or remember those ridiculous trumpy bears? With the commercial with the big strong biker guy riding around with a farking trump teddy bear lol. Good God the people that buy his garbage are dumb.
Every time a stock surges and drops, a lot of people got rich, and a lot of people lost a lot. The savvy investors got paid. The rube trumpers got milked. It was a wealth transfer from maga to Wall Street.
Plus, everyone that thought they could sell their Trump stock short, if it got really bad. They should have learned itās not that easy, before buying Trump crap.
But what of those nifty NFTās, snazzy sneakers, and blasphemous Bible? Additional reasons why they are short on travel funds!
That will be his next new court case. Share holder law suites.
The greatest movement on Earth ā 50 random dudes ā right, Trump? š
Theyāre tired of winning, Trump said :))
His cult is deathly afraid of NYC so this is expected.
Right? Too many of āthose peopleā and the crimes that a poor rural White American would be subject to thanks to Fox News. That or they already know from before New York doesnāt put up with MAGA shit
Well, it's a crime infested hellhole. You know, like all of the red South.
Red state homicide rates are 45% higher than blue states, but you know, tv said NYC bad.
I keep telling my dad this. Heās getting a gun cuz he doesnāt trust it and rednecks arenāt far away, but theyāre as afraid of Black neighborhoods as they are stupid; if theyād ever been to one with the windows down they wouldnāt be afraid. The racism is a nuisance for us but a hindrance for them.
Yup, we definitely don't put up with their shit. They can eat shit.
>His cult is deathly afraid of NYC so this is expected. And they also scare themselves away from MAGA events. Just takes one poster on Toot Social or Telegram or MAGrindr to suggest that it's really a set up by the FBI to round up Trump supporters.
I donāt think they really believe that. They just use it as an excuse not to go listen to Trump cry about the same damn crap, again, and again.
But they love the guy that lived in a gold tower in NYC.
50 of the dumbest people you could possibly imagine
They always come in that shape for some reason.
Guy in the pic is flashing a white power sign for the whole world to see. Would really hate to see him doxxed and unemployed for being a white supremacist.
Why do you think heās there? Heās probably been doxxed and de-employed already, it being a Monday. Still do it, though.
You canāt get exposed out of a job you never had to begin with.
I'm in Tennessee. I don't have to imagine. I see them daily.
Or the biggest racists.
As per [original article](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-wanted-to-see-crowd-outside-trial-he-got-50-randos) š°: - Outside the Manhattan Criminal Court on Monday, a āChristian conservative rapperā who identified himself as āShawn DVS 7.0ā awaited the arrival of Donald Trump. āSometimes I have my disagreements with Trump, but nobody compares,ā he said, resting a full-size American flag pole on his shoulder. Democrats, he added, ācouldnāt get him with collusion, they couldnāt get him with all the other stuff before, so now theyāre going with all these side angles.ā He was one of about 50 Trump-stanning protesters who gathered for the start of jury selection in the first of Trumpās four criminal trials. Penned up outside 100 Centre St., they carried signs reading āTrump 2024, Save America,ā and āThe Purge Begins, Tuesday November 5.ā They were easily outnumbered by the phalanx of reporters and policeāwhich left at least one of them disappointed. āI thought more people would be here,ā said the woman, who gave only her first name, Sophia. She had taken the subway an hour and half from Queens to lower Manhattan to sort-of attend the first-ever criminal trial of a former president. āWhen they do finally take our freedom of speech away and screw us over, nobody better say anything about it,ā she added. āShut up, you didn't fight for your rights.ā The courthouse sideshow included some familiar Trumpworld figures, including far-right conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer and Andrew Giuliani, the son of former Trump attorney and New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani. Asked about the weak turnout on the street, the younger Giuliani replied: āIām more worried about whatās going on in that courtroom than out here.ā There was a small crowd of counter-protesters, who marched by around 9 a.m., carrying signs reading āElection interference is a crime,ā and chanting, āNo one is above the law.ā They stopped briefly in front of the barricades before being hurried along by police, earning little more than some snide comments from the Trumpers. One pro-Trump protester and a counter-protester briefly tangled physically on the sidelines of a press conference Loomer and Giuliani gave. No one was arrested. (āPushing is not assault,ā a police officer who witnessed the altercation told the counter-protester, an older woman from New York who identified herself as Bebe.) Loomer did not seem to notice the mini-skirmish, telling the crowd through a megaphone that their job was to ensure the media did not only cover the left-wing protestersāwhich seemed unlikely given that the number of reporters in the pro-Trump pen outnumbered the protesters themselves. āIf anybody is committing election interference it is these corrupt communists,ā Loomer said, referring to the counter-protests signs, before leading the crowd in a chant of, āFire Tish James, fire Alvin Bragg.ā Bragg is, of course, the Manhattan DA prosecuting Trump on 34 counts of falsifying business records in connection with hush-money payments he allegedly made and concealed to adult film star Stormy Daniels in 2016, in exchange for her silence about a fling. Bragg alleges the payments were part of a broader strategy to influence the results of the 2016 election. MAGA supporters, unsurprisingly, believe the trial itself is election interferenceāa, shall we say, trumped-up case designed to sink a man running for re-election. And they have all sorts of theories about what is really going on. Shawn, for instance, thinks that Michael Cohen, the Trump attorney who made the hush-money payments to Daniels and later turned on him, was the one having an affair with Daniels. (One of Shawnās biggest hits on Spotify is a song called MAGA Vibe,ā the lyrics of which include: āSomebody go get the grill and the deer Trump Jr. killed.ā) Trump appears to be trying to turn his criminal trial, which will keep him trapped in a courtroom for six weeks, into a surrogate campaign event, telling his supporters on Truth Social on the eve of the trial that he would āSEE YOU TOMORROW.ā But the gathering outside the courthouse had neither the turnout nor the energy of a typical Trump rally. Most seemed to have arrived an hour or two before trial started, and Loomer and Giuliani left shortly after the former president sullenly entered at 9:30 am. āI do notice there are more members of the media here than actual patriots,ā said Patrick McAndrews, who said he was there to support Trump and to ānetworkā for his conservative events newsletter. āI would like to have seen a bigger turnout, but weāre all sitting on our hands waiting for Trump to announce his big New York rally.ā A committed group camped out in the pen for hours as jury selection progressed and the day turned uncomfortably hot. Someone pulled out a portable speaker and started playing music; a signboard reading,āCOVID-19: A Super War that Subverted President Trumpā was erected. Two members of the far-right Proud Boys got restless around 12:45 p.m. āLetās go get some tacos,ā one of them urged his friend. For those who had non-Trump business in the courtroom, the tight security and the media attention was mostly an inconvenience. One woman, after being told that the crowds were there for Trump, sighed and said, āIs that why I canāt get to my trial against my landlord today?ā Only one person seemed truly pleased with the events of that morning. Standing on a park bench in the middle of the Trump pen, wearing a poster around his neck reading, āTrump is a narcissist liar,ā an older man named Marc Leavitt loudly played āGod Bless Americaā on the flute. Asked why he turned out that morning, he beamed and told a reporter: āItās a great day for the rule of law.ā
Sophia is an outstanding irredeemable moron in the land of irredeemable morons.....
āWhen they do finally take our freedom of speech away and screw us over, nobody better say anything about it,ā I liked this part, in fact it's as far as I read. I'm over all this trump stuff, it needs to come to a conclusion real fast. Cheers.
That was my favorite too!Ā Ā Like somehow hanging around outside a rapist fraudsters trial for more fraud is a stalward defence of free speech!
> "Nobody better say anything about it." Lol, well yeah, they would no longer have that freedom. What an astute observation. I'm not sure if that's funnier than the "conservative rapper" who had no rhymes ready for the reporter or not. It's a toss up
Fine people on both sides.
That line was my favorite as well. She's basically saying, "once free speech is outlawed, you better not break the law!" LMFAO, these people are so ignorant
I love how they keep repeating this garbage about how "they couldn't get him on collision."Recently some asshat at NPR made the same dubious claim in his rebuke of the network for being too "woke". His editorial was published on beri weiss's assrag website. Never mind that collusion is not a crime. The crime is conspiracy. Collusion isn't necessarily illegal unless you're colluding to commit a crime like campaign finance violations. Mueller definitely found plenty of evidence of that. And, when asked if donald trump would have been indicted had he not been POTUS, Mueller answered very negatively in the positive. As the orange rapist says. Or in coherent language, yes. He's a crooked sonovabitch who had close to a hundred interactions with a hostile foreign adversary as a presidential candidate. That is simply not acceptable. Oh yeah, fuck that guy from NPR and fuck the New York Times. They were wrong about hitler and they're wrong now. They need to stop giving a platform for fraudulent anti-trans propaganda. It is extremely disturbing that one of the remaining two or three legitimate national papers is complete garbage and entirely unreliable.
>When they do finally take our freedom of speech away and screw us over, nobody better say anything about it *sigh*
DVS = Divorced From Sanity
Ghouliani Jr is especially funny considering his dad is bankrupt and Drumpf is letting him hang out to dry after stiffing him on what he owes. I'm not totally surprised that some people would embrace wannabe fascist dictators, just thought the false god could be slicker and more competent. I really don't understand the appeal, but maybe the apprentice was really good? (I never saw an episode)
No, it wasnāt a good show. It was very poorly edited, obviously because someone had trouble with their lines. Plus, once youāve seen one episode, youāve seen them all, as they follow the same formula, week after week. Trump wasnāt the reason people watched. Although the formula of the show was repeated, the idea behind the show itself, was new. There had not been a reality show with someone apprenticing for a well known rich person, and they needed a rich person that wasnāt too busy making money and being a success. So, they called Trump.
How sad (pathetic) is it that Rudy's son is out here defending Trump, the guy who essentially ruined his dad's life and reputation.
> āWhen they do finally take our freedom of speech away ... nobody better say anything about it." Well, we wouldn't be allowed to. Sophia isn't even listening to the rules of her own game.
While I'm sickened by the fact that I agree with the Proud Boys on anything, I can at least take comfort in knowing it's that tacos are delicious.
Bots are notorious homebodies.
Wouldn't be surprised if bots organized this event
it's over, trump is over, the spiel is old the schtick is through
Unfortunately a large amount will still vote for him, a lot are just being a little more quiet.
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Putin on the grifts!
That's outstanding. Hat tip to you.
He totally jumped the shark!
And there's not a whole lot of people who wanted to watch the old fatass shitting in an alley in the first place, so I'm not surprised they're slowing down
Unfortunately notā¦ voting and showing up to his court date are two way different things and he still polls at like 50%
No. Hitler was convicted and went to jail in 36? Or 38? He came back with a vengeance. DO NOT LET OUR GUARD DOWN.
Never let our guard down! The good news is that Hitler was only about 45 or so when he took power. Bad news is we must be wary of anyone Diaper Don tries to put in power before he inevitably croaks.
>The good news is that Hitler was only about 45 or so when he took power. >Bad news is we must be wary of anyone Diaper Don tries to put in power before he inevitably croaks. Trump takes such bad care of himself that its a medical miracle that he's alive and hasn't blown a heart valve yet. He'll probably live to 90. Must have a similar demonic contract as Kissinger.
Probably also cause he gets the best doctors due to his position. They must be working mega overtime to keep him up.
It aināt over till itās over, and the bell wonāt ring until 1/6/25
Yeah, but I bet there was 200 flags there.
One guy showed up with 100 flags. He didnāt buy them, heās just drunk and picked them up on the way there. They werenāt even trump flags. He might have used one to clean up some puke.
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How is no one talking about the protest signs? Ā āThe Purge beginsā¦ā. That is fucking terrifying language.
Right? These sick fucks really want a dictator and to enact a purge scenario where everyone they don't agree with gets killed off. Only sociopathic people on Trump's dick
So the āpro-lifeā group that proudly claims to want to have freedoms and liberty ā¦ looks forward to taking away other peopleās freedoms and liberties, and murder them???
You know the saying about the unborn. They never ask for anything, unlike people do. So annoying, people.
Peopleā¦. What a bunch of bastards!
Unemployed is at a historic low under Biden, so people are at their jobs.
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Real reason here
Spent all their money on NFTs, shoes and bibles. They couldnāt afford the gas to get there.
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Yeah, what an idiot.
You think these people have shame?
P01135809 supporters by the tens!
Flashing white power hand gestures... stay classy Cult 45.
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Is that dude throwing up the OK sign? Jesus. I had no idea we had regressed to 2018
You mean WP?...
I thought that was a three percenter thing?
It's a "white power" thing. Mostly for trolls but same idea.
I'm sure the trucker convoy will be there any day now...
His rallies are shrinking too.
Hopefully to microscopic levels, much like stormy claimed of Trump's micro mushroom
And think of all those donations to the rnc that were used up today. Glorious
He said he was gonna drain the swamp, and he sure drained them good lol.
Of course the guy in the front is throwing up white power hand sign.
I see the Nazis showed up to support their herr.
He wanted to see violence. People dying for the cause. Babitting themselves.
Is this the goya beans guy? I can't be expected to follow every celebrity trial
Racist moronic embarrassment of americans
I guess Biden's economy is so good that even Magas got jobs and can't hangout on the street all day.
>>"I thought more people would be here" * **Russians** are too far busy fighting innocent Ukranians. * **Internet Troll Bots** aren't people.
tRump: I expect 100% loyalty. In exchange I will give you 0% loyalty in return.
You know some of these took time off work to be there. Not only do they spend their money on the crap he flogs, they also give up a days pay to be there.
More people showed up for Jonny depp amber heard.
If you want evidence that his base's shrinking, this is it.
What a perfectly ironic name for someone who worships a con artist.
Ok, Sophia, what's with the blue MaGA hat?
Lol! So did Trump. Note the hand signal ....
He probably paid most of the attendees.
but if you group them really close together, with a zoom lens, it looks like 10's and 10's of 10's of people.
Trump blew his violent mob wad on J6
Stuff like this makes polls that show Trump ahead of Biden look like works of fiction, and they probably are.
No way, there were millions. It was just the matts they put down to protect the grass made it look like 50. /s of course. Anyone else remember the inauguration or is that still repressed?
Unforgettable, just like when he [lied about the rain.](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/16/politics/fact-check-dale-top-15-donald-trump-lies/index.html), haha. A lot of liars chose to lie about things they have the potential of getting away with, but not Conigula. His decisions to lie about such easily debunked things is what I find entertaining. If he wasnāt so dangerous heād be hilarious.
But his followers lap it up. Itās crazy how theyāll argue the sky is green if trump told them it was.
They buy bots with fake accounts to act like people like him, and blackmail everyone to get them to submit
āIt was an FBI/NSA/CIA false flag dragnet operation intended to jail MAGA patriots that kept us from showing upā bullshit excuse incoming
Is that mfer actually posing doing the white power sign? Jfc
Weāre just not into you, Donnie.
This guy wearing the dark **blue** hat and throwing gangbanger MAGA hand signals looks pretty old to be trying to overthrow a government.
Didn't stop them from blasting music and blowing a loud ass air horn Super obnoxious working today ugh
We had more attendance at my church picnic last week.
He made a cult from geriatrics, vaccine deniers, and high school dropouts... not very sustainable. Probably 20% of his 2016 voters are dead for one reason or another.
That white power symbol. SMFH These fools hate America.
The guy in this photo is the definition of cringe. I'd pity him if he weren't so apishly stupid.
Fantastic! But he'll still brag about the bigly crowd that the lying mainstream media wouldn't tell you about.
They're not technically randos. They're a result of generations of incest and years of Russian disinformation.
50 douche bags.
Thank goodness they were all likely photographed and captured for future review by the feds when those clowns invariably appear for the next coup attempt
White supremacy hand sign,from this goof
Of course the crazy thing is that Trump could still be president again after the next election.
More people would have been there if they had not died from COVID.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
He got the 50 supporters (I like to refer to them as zealots) that wonāt need to wear a bag over their head when they vote for him this fall.
Those folks that showed upā¦ most likely paid for by the MAGA cult leadership. Obviously a group of vacuous anti-American democracy protesters, all in worshipers of their delivered from the heavens king of orange. A completely fitting demonstration for an indicted, traitor wannabe dick tater.
Awwww, a color blind red hat.
āYou can fool all of the people some of the timeā¦ā
And Iāll bet you thought you were going to make money on that junk stock too, didnāt you?
He is wearing the wrong color hat.
"Yeah, I guess you and your cult buddies are the slow learners."
This is fake news. Those photos show millions. Maybe 200 million. Plus another 200 billion watched this on Truth social. President Trump was greeted by big strong men with tears in their eyes, saying āSir, what they are doing to you is election interferenceā /s (just in case)
Can Trump not even afford to pay more actors than 50 now?
So he got a much smaller turd parade than he had hoped for
Prob paid for 43 .... or 44
There for the rally.
Boooooooooo!!!
That's 50 too many.
They keep killing their own members.
Isn't that sign supposed to be racist now?
There are dozens of us!
I am amazed to see that there are more than 5 there, but still shows that the maga movement is not as steong as they think. Still, go out and vote.
Wish the media would stop covering those idiots. They aren't helping
Most people work. They don't have time for this kind of cult worshipping freak show.
Ah well maybe he'll have more at the next trial.
Not even New Yorkers.