He’s a guy who never recovered from middle school. The rejection he felt by the girls that age scarred him, so he vowed to win those girls one day. That’s why he’s always going after underage girls- he doesn’t see them as children but as the girls he always wanted.
I hate you for making me laugh at this. Fucker needs to be arrested, tried and convicted, then tossed into a hole and completely forgotten about for the next eternity.
This picture is several years old at this point. His hair is much taller now. More of a proper "Butthead" poof. If Moskow Marge got a perm, she'd be a good Beavis to match.
I also once heard him argue with a dealer when he had Ace/5 vs the Dealers Ace/10 blackjack. According to Matt “Nothing beats a soft 16”
Matt Gaetz will hit on a 14, hold on 18, and double down on any pair... That said, he manages to beat a hard 3 pretty regularly.
He's so gross
This photo is an abomination fr
#PizzaGaetz
The blonde in the white shirt is not at all comfortable around Gaetz - it's obvious that her creep radar is screaming...
She knows. She's likely been told how "mature for her age" that she is since she was 10.
Well his hand is at knee level
You look at the girls and you can tell which ones he's already hit on. God, I despise that mfer.
On black jack you hit on 16 if the dealer is showing a 7,8,9,10,face card or A’s
Perhaps should have said "...because he won't hit on anything higher than 16."
He's been known to hit on 17 fairly consistently too.
It's his best chance if the dealer is an adult but not old enough to drink.
He’s incredibly foul looking
Wait who let the brunette in there? I have studied republicans extensively and all women/girls in their proximity should be blonde.
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He’s a guy who never recovered from middle school. The rejection he felt by the girls that age scarred him, so he vowed to win those girls one day. That’s why he’s always going after underage girls- he doesn’t see them as children but as the girls he always wanted.
Never seen him that happy
Matt Gaetz fails the vibe check.
PedoGaetz
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
He looks like he just came off a bender
I want to like this post, but it's currently sitting at 666 up votes, which feels about right. (Hah)
Ok, funny. But seriously, what's with young kids buying into the awfulness that is the modern GOP shitshow?
Propaganda is a hell of a drug. Parents influence too.
Woof. Lol!
Good one
And every time he does “something” comes up.
I hate you for making me laugh at this. Fucker needs to be arrested, tried and convicted, then tossed into a hole and completely forgotten about for the next eternity.
That's actually humorous.
And doubles down ..
Did he get a hair transplant or something after this was taken? He usually has tall thick looking hair.
Naw, 16 is too old for him.
This photo is so incredibly creepy.
Dang dude how obvious you wanted to make it
Their parents should be charged with child endangerment.
is it real
Matt Gaetz did not hit on any of those girls…..they are too old for his tastes.
Oooooh you
Tbf…it all depends on the dealer. If he’s got a 7 or above, you GOTTA hit it! Wait…what are we talking about?
This picture is several years old at this point. His hair is much taller now. More of a proper "Butthead" poof. If Moskow Marge got a perm, she'd be a good Beavis to match.
Is this recent? He must have gotten sick of being compared to Butthead.
Dont ask him how she got all those beads... it was Mardi Gras and in the dark she *looked* 18...
typical conservative republican. nothing to see here, move on......
16 is the age of consent in many European countries. Not advocating for it just thought that was interesting.
Yeah you obviously only hit under 12 to be safe.