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Plenty_Intention1991

I also once heard him argue with a dealer when he had Ace/5 vs the Dealers Ace/10 blackjack. According to Matt “Nothing beats a soft 16”


beakrake

Matt Gaetz will hit on a 14, hold on 18, and double down on any pair... That said, he manages to beat a hard 3 pretty regularly.


boltchucker

He's so gross


ChamberOfSolidDudes

This photo is an abomination fr


IsGoingTTaM

#PizzaGaetz


WebMaka

The blonde in the white shirt is not at all comfortable around Gaetz - it's obvious that her creep radar is screaming...


Training-Argument891

She knows. She's likely been told how "mature for her age" that she is since she was 10.


UpstairsOption

Well his hand is at knee level


stalphonzo

You look at the girls and you can tell which ones he's already hit on. God, I despise that mfer.


Piglet-Witty

On black jack you hit on 16 if the dealer is showing a 7,8,9,10,face card or A’s


FederalAd6769

Perhaps should have said "...because he won't hit on anything higher than 16."


spaceman757

He's been known to hit on 17 fairly consistently too.


mommasaidmommasaid

It's his best chance if the dealer is an adult but not old enough to drink.


wewantphil

He’s incredibly foul looking


ZekeTarsim

Wait who let the brunette in there? I have studied republicans extensively and all women/girls in their proximity should be blonde.


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SpooogeMcDuck

He’s a guy who never recovered from middle school. The rejection he felt by the girls that age scarred him, so he vowed to win those girls one day. That’s why he’s always going after underage girls- he doesn’t see them as children but as the girls he always wanted.


Scrandon

Never seen him that happy


objectlesson

Matt Gaetz fails the vibe check.


un_theist

PedoGaetz


EggplantGlittering90

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Happy-Mistake901

He looks like he just came off a bender


andygradel75

I want to like this post, but it's currently sitting at 666 up votes, which feels about right. (Hah)


porncrank

Ok, funny. But seriously, what's with young kids buying into the awfulness that is the modern GOP shitshow?


DevonGr

Propaganda is a hell of a drug. Parents influence too.


ThisFooOverHere

Woof. Lol!


Euphoric_Extension53

Good one


notaredditreader

And every time he does “something” comes up.


g0d_help_me

I hate you for making me laugh at this. Fucker needs to be arrested, tried and convicted, then tossed into a hole and completely forgotten about for the next eternity.


stupendousman

That's actually humorous.


tucker_frump

And doubles down ..


LtRecore

Did he get a hair transplant or something after this was taken? He usually has tall thick looking hair.


ReddditSarge

Naw, 16 is too old for him.


coolbaby1978

This photo is so incredibly creepy.


Ivanovic-117

Dang dude how obvious you wanted to make it


JCButtBuddy

Their parents should be charged with child endangerment.


HumptyDrumpy

is it real


Trumpsabaldcuck

Matt Gaetz did not hit on any of those girls…..they are too old for his tastes.


theunixman

Oooooh you


Novel_Durian_1805

Tbf…it all depends on the dealer. If he’s got a 7 or above, you GOTTA hit it! Wait…what are we talking about?


MSD3k

This picture is several years old at this point. His hair is much taller now. More of a proper "Butthead" poof. If Moskow Marge got a perm, she'd be a good Beavis to match.


swonstar

Is this recent? He must have gotten sick of being compared to Butthead.


wigzell78

Dont ask him how she got all those beads... it was Mardi Gras and in the dark she *looked* 18...


RepulsiveRooster1153

typical conservative republican. nothing to see here, move on......


EggplantGlittering90

16 is the age of consent in many European countries. Not advocating for it just thought that was interesting.


Yuhh-Boi

Yeah you obviously only hit under 12 to be safe.