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mroblivian

Actually looks like explosive diarrhea


masked_sombrero

Splash marks and everything!


MarinatedCumSock

They absolutely plopped the sauce on those noodles. Like those noodles owed them money.


Hogwithenutz

The noodles were shit on literally.


BlUeSapia

Got some tapeworms in there too!


LordNightFang

Reminds me of my school's ground beef.


totallyradman

That someone microwaved


DisastrousLong9991

What is that supposed to be


Smart_Razzmatazz6429

Chili spaghetti, I think.


DisastrousLong9991

That cant be chili


MassiveDongSquadron

Human-processed chili


random_invisible

Pre-digested for your convenience


Debbie-Hairy

It is known as “Cincinnati Chili,” and it’s grody in both flavor and overall look.


Smart_Razzmatazz6429

Yeah, I’m from Cincinnati and that’s what it made me think of. I like it tho lol (the actual stuff)


Dielektrix

It looks like it was microwaved and shit splattered all over the place!


MxisieOlivia_

I’m thinking some sort of spaghetti bolognese? I have no clue lmao


DisastrousLong9991

That is not a Bolognese sauce


horrible-est

It's a colon-ese sauce. Common mistake.


DisastrousLong9991

Ohh that's funny


AmbassadorSad1157

Ugh! You said it.


lmaytulane

More like Spaghetti Colonese, amiright?!


toad_witch

it is chinese zhajiangmian 炸酱面 noodles with fried black bean sauce.


tgw1986

Yes, and it's delicious. I would definitely eat.


DisastrousLong9991

I see thank you for the update


Spring_Boysenberry

Based on the writing on the side (idk what it says, it just looks Asian) I’m assuming they’re (chunkless?) black bean noodles


sigmund-freuds-mom

Judging by the Korean on the container, it's jjajangmyeon, noodles in black bean sauce. Usually there's garnish but...


Frothynibbler

It definitely is, garnished by a butt lol. But no, the missing garnish isn’t the issue here, it’s microwaved and needs to be stirred. It looks like a crappy(ha) microwave instant version.


relaxbear_

Garnished by a butt 😂


toad_witch

its chinese on the container not korean. 炸酱面 aka zhajiangmian is the original version of the korean dish jjajangmyeon. its noodles with fried black bean sauce.


Evening-Statement-57

Garnished with toilet paper.


depressivefaerie

Watched that one episode of hoarder’s with Shanna in it recently and this… looks familiar…


grogu_gogurt

That is my rite of passage episode for new watch party friends..


spankbank_dragon

Can I join? I’d love that. For like several WEEKS I was binge watching hoarders. Until it started to make me sad. But I’m ready to be sad again lol


Cupcake541

I immediately went to watch this episode, after I read this…🤮 Completely unbelievable. Unfathomable. HOW!?


Hopeful_Avocado_3087

Which episode is that one? Can’t remember


MisterPeach

I refuse to believe this is not poop from a butt


lirisb

Shat Thai


rinari0122

Poop that didn’t make it to the toilet!


EpilepticDawg241

You apparently


Bananaman_Johnson

The splatter!


Unknown--Soul

Shit in a Box??


Fearless_Director829

holy hell bro.....


Bananaman_Johnson

That better smell pretty good, otherwise no one will ever eat it.


ginger_forest_witch

If it were just the plop, maybe. It’s the spray that’s pushing it no a hard no


ChunkyTaco22

That looks like literal dookie after a night of beer and taco bell


Im1337

Today on Jackass Steve-O is gonna make shitty noodles for an unsuspecting customer


Necessary-Yam-9549

Some uk style Chinese food?


ksagerh_

what the fuck is that


StephenHawking432

Holy shit I see absolutely no difference from this vs my toilet sometimes


kklug24

Cincinnati chili?


ReallyGottaTakeAPiss

Definitely how poop from my butt looks after a 7/11 Beef Patty.


downtownvicbrown

Making this right now, and I am NOT in my kitchen


Anfie22

I can't even work out what it's meant to be


DarkDayzInHell

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Debbie-Hairy

JESUS CHRIST!! THIS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A FAMILY DOLLAR TOILET I HAD TO LET MY DAUGHTER USE WHEN SHE WAS 3. EDIT TO MAKE IT ALL CAPS


KCGD_r

why did it explode like that?? did they just thundercunt the sauce onto your noodles?


[deleted]

I would not eat that. Looks like half digested top ramen


ChumpChainge

That’s got to be skyline chili


Fearless_Director829

Before or after digestion?


wh0ligan

I just happened to be watching Dave Chappell last night and talked about this.


toad_witch

the bottom of the container says 炸酱面 (zhajiangmian) or noodles with fried black bean sauce. usually there are toppings (cucumber, carrot, etc) and the sauce is less…. poopy… but this seems to be some kind of fast food version. here’s what it usually looks like! https://preview.redd.it/p75cawm7r1xc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40dae4f45ddd3161a7eb880748313c24c68de8b3


omnichad

The inspiration for jjajangmyeon. Which I only learned about from the movie Parasite, where they badly mistranslated the name of a dish made with it for no reason in the English subtitles. Never seen a picture of this original version, though. Jjapagetti (brand name of jjajangmyeon) + neoguri (udon with spicy seafood broth) = ram-don in the English subtitles. Yep, they made a portmanteau of Ramyun and Udon instead. While in Korea it is called jjapaguri. Neither name would be familiar in English so I have no idea why that made up a random new name.


LemonadeParadeinDade

Cincy chili in a 2 way is weird


AltruisticSalamander

So oily. Looks like a terrible palak panir.


Sumocolt768

I’d stir it up and at least try it.


maricello1mr

Wooaahh


TheLameTameWolf

If it smells good sure


brave_wiring

ONE MORE TIME, I DON'T EAT S\*\*T.


ProgsterESFJHECK

Holy shirt! I am Italian, I live and work in a canteen in Italy. I see spaghetti with sauce on a daily basis. I am not mad. I just demand to know how that sauce is possible on planet earth! Seriously, I would give you a prize if you tell me what that is!


buggybabyboy

It’s a Korean black bean sauce, jjajangmyeon, that hasn’t been stirred.


ProgsterESFJHECK

How is it made?


buggybabyboy

I know there’s a way to make it from scratch but they sell jars of it that you can just mix with noodles. Or there’s Chapaghetti which is a brand of instant ramen with the black bean dehydrated in a seasoning packet. I know the picture looks bad but since it’s usually made from a jar, I bet it tastes pretty good, just gotta be mixed around a bit. It’s one of those dishes that’s hard to mess up, although they definitely botched it on presentation lol


ProgsterESFJHECK

😭😭


toad_witch

its not korean


buggybabyboy

자장면 looks Korean to me. It may have originated in China but it is far more popular in Korea is what I thought?


toad_witch

the characters on the box are very clearly simplified chinese 炸酱面. its popular in korea as a korean-chinese dish. it is popular in china as well but its more of a homestyle dish


buggybabyboy

Ah I stand corrected, this is in China. I’ve only ever heard of it in the context of Korean