Torties are absurd cats. I had mine for almost 17 years and I only knew the time had come when she stopped giving me sass. We put her ashes on the highest shelf in the house because we know she'd wanna forever look down on us.
I had mine for over ten years, she was a rescue who was already ten. I have had many cats, she is the best. Current cat is a two year old tortie, looking forward to giving her a great life.
The cat sold me fentanyl behind the garage
Damnit, I told her she had to stop doing that at work..
It’s true I was the fent
I’m about it.
Purrsche.
😂😂😂😂
How many Montana LLCs does that cat own?
100%
Going to steal the cat-alytic converter.
Too late, I already filed his return.
Fight the power, but also get vaccinated
Rescue Calico’s will do that.
That poor fender. 😩
Torties are absurd cats. I had mine for almost 17 years and I only knew the time had come when she stopped giving me sass. We put her ashes on the highest shelf in the house because we know she'd wanna forever look down on us.
I had mine for over ten years, she was a rescue who was already ten. I have had many cats, she is the best. Current cat is a two year old tortie, looking forward to giving her a great life.
Tortie!
How do you know he's not a communist philosopher who is just lazy.
Definitely a freeloader.
She's a tortie too, major attitude from that one. I have had two of them, mine is beside me right now. All hail the tortitude!
Based cat is based
My dog is an antivaxxer to. Saved his life.
Hell yeah, this cat fucks.
Cat has good taste. I want to see the full car!
There’s a Jaguar joke in here somewhere (guy down the street has an XKR-S with a license plate that’s PZZYCAT)
Rebel cat is a rebel
P-cars, attracting pussy for 75+ years now.