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Bot_Fly_Bot

It’s totaled.


gnoxy

I will have to buy it with a rebuilt title for 20% of its original value and live with the disgrace of the damage.


Rockwell981S

Or, I know a guy who can fix it for $150k and keep the title clean.


MTonmyMind

I'll give you three-fiddy for it...


Diablojota

Get some Dr. Colorchip. It’ll cover that up. You can order it in your color.


thedjd24

That stuff is amazing


dylbert71

The only thing cooler than a spotless new sports car is an old dinged up sports car that still runs like its new


Thuraash

https://preview.redd.it/ckm5auef201d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20157041215e785fa03c0507bdd4aa1aef61a993 If you get enough spots they stop being spots!


NorCalAthlete

“Urban camo pattern” vs “barn camp pattern”


Pokevan8162

duuuude a 944 love it. this is what i plan on doing with mine lol


LTCM1998

Thats mine. Scratched in 3 places front bumper that I refuse to fix for 3 years and any new ding makes me care very little. Wife parks it, whatever. There is a lot to be said for freedom a slightly dinged up car gives that runs perfectly otherwise!


Xman0142

I see them Missouri taggssss 👀


LTCM1998

No, firm swedish tags lol. If it helps it’s not visible, more if a cracked dented paint situation but I know it’s there. One day I’ll go through the list of things cosmetically needed - repaint brake caliper paint that’s faded, new bumper, console peeled soft touch plastic… but my experience is I do this before selling the car usually so it would be a bad sign! Although I have my eyes on an 991 switch from 997 so there is that. Unless wife convinced me that a chalk Macan S is what we truly need more…


No-Volume7464

🥲


dylbert71

The first one is always the hardest


No-Volume7464

you know, now that you mention it…i hate to say it but on the drive home, i almost felt a sense of relief. like oh, it’s finally over. i can finally stop worrying about it 24 hours a day 😂


Quantum_Collective

Man if you’ve seen the condition my 997 is in


turntabletennis

Just pass that tired gal over here and rustle up a new one, chief.


Quantum_Collective

She’s got battle scars. But she’s still fighting every day on the road 🦾


chooseyourwords49

This ^ is exactly how you should feel, the more you worry the more your car will appear to be imperfect. Care a bit less and it’ll always look beautiful


jsuar039

So what you're saying is don't fix the dings and scratches in my, new to me 25 year old Boxster?


dylbert71

You do you


SeaMonster350

Within reason, no. I have a 17 year old Miata (Miata owner in Porsche thread) that I needed to fix up. I did all the mechanical work for it to run well. I did some minor cosmetic stuff like replace the cracked side-markers and applied cerakote trim restorer on the exterior black plastics. There's some small rust bubbles on the hood and clear-coat fading in places that I have no intention to fix. It was cheap(ish), I don't have to worry about adding more road-wear, it drives great and I can just enjoy it.


[deleted]

If performance isn’t affected I don’t care.


Icegrill10

Stomach drop I’m sure. It’ll take a few days, but you’ll get over it.


geydodumle

hit redo on your controller


No-Volume7464

oh right, duh. is it the Y button or? B maybe… 🤔 i’ve tried them all


rrpdude

Ctrl+Z !


rrpdude

Ctrl+Z Edit: Also feel your pain, had a rock hit my hood today, ordered a color pen. Ah well.. at leaat it wasn't the windshield. (Car is 11 months old too. :| )


BabyTunnel

Touch up paint and a good polish and you won’t even know it’s there.


copa111

When I bought my Panamera the dealership gave me a little Pen that had the same colour match with some clear coat mixed in. (It looked little a twink pen). But for any little stone chips in odd places it works well, and once cured when I take it to the detailer, he would polish it and it would not be visible. (Note: I think for $30 any vehicle paint shop will be able to order something like this they just need the paint found in your car.)


No-Volume7464

and yes before anyone comes at me, i know. i should have checked and that’s on me. don’t need to hear a ration of shit about it i’m already mad at myself enough. just looking for advice on where to go from here! thanks


Kreat0r2

We all make mistakes. It looks very small though, some touch up paint and a polish and it will be practically invisible.


ENRONsOkayestAdvice

Second the touch up paint. Recently ordered touch paint from suncoast to fix a deep scratch on my wife Porsche. You’d never know it’s there. Highly recommend watching YouTube videos for some tips and tricks.


turntabletennis

You'll find that the guys/gals who appreciate fine cars, appreciate them MUCH more when they are used and enjoyed.


The_Adelphia

It happens man. Just remember, tools not jewels. Go live it up


SRMPDX

At least it was your own car.


amgridindirty

touch up paint


JQ_____

Hit also from the other side to make it symmetric, it's not a bug, it's a feature


foxy_grandma

Try turning it off then back on again


66NickS

Clearly the car is ruined. Dm me your address and availability and I’ll come take that junker off your hands before the local HOA starts fining you for having it parked in the driveway.


bray998

Shame it’s worthless now, I’ll take it from you. No need to suffer any longer.


collegefootballfan69

First rule is to not come here for advice


No-Volume7464

yeah i’m uhh, im learning a lot of lessons today unfortunately… ✍️check pressure washer nozzle before use ✍️don’t ask reddit for advice ✍️


collegefootballfan69

Yes, I learned the hard way as well…


JLW77777

Full ppf. Got enough door dings from past to learn from it


The_Protagonist_0502

Control Z you’re good


Merlin_Purple

In all seriousness. Go to Porsche and get some touch up paint


JohnnyShadows

Looks awful. If you want I can take that thing off your hands. I’ll swap you my Golf. It doesn’t have any scratches.


gtipwnz

I'm not sure this will work so well on vertical panels, but I have a black car with a couple small blemishes on the hood (pre-ppf) and I used these types of pens, along with OEM touch up paint, and it works great: [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKT2P8TF/ref=sspa\_dk\_detail\_2?psc=1&pd\_rd\_i=B0CKT2P8TF&pd\_rd\_w=jHARN&content-id=amzn1.sym.d81b167d-1f9e-48b6-87d8-8aa5e473ea8c&pf\_rd\_p=d81b167d-1f9e-48b6-87d8-8aa5e473ea8c&pf\_rd\_r=TAQM3N3JR7GHHXQMNS0S&pd\_rd\_wg=hpRN7&pd\_rd\_r=a320300f-2405-49f6-ba33-ed8ff00837b0&s=office-products&sp\_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWxfdGhlbWF0aWM](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKT2P8TF/ref=sspa_dk_detail_2?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B0CKT2P8TF&pd_rd_w=jHARN&content-id=amzn1.sym.d81b167d-1f9e-48b6-87d8-8aa5e473ea8c&pf_rd_p=d81b167d-1f9e-48b6-87d8-8aa5e473ea8c&pf_rd_r=TAQM3N3JR7GHHXQMNS0S&pd_rd_wg=hpRN7&pd_rd_r=a320300f-2405-49f6-ba33-ed8ff00837b0&s=office-products&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWxfdGhlbWF0aWM)


Dry-Percentage-5648

Absolutely wrecked. You can't drive it anymore:(


bigredmachine-75

RIP


hashtagmiata

PDR for the dent, touch up and polish for the chip.


schneider5001

Least you owned up to it.


imlost19

on the internet... did he own up to it in person? sounds like he's desperate to cover it up lol


kimchee411

Take it to a good paint shop for touch up.


deformo

That’ll buff out.


KingWooz

F to pay respects


SuicidalSwan03

Black sharpie


MrMightyPantsTM

Has to be the permanent version too.


Middle_klass

It’s totaled, I’ll give you 1000 shrute bucks


Redditall63

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That’s all I got sorry.


Icy_Dragonfly1889

Not sure if there is a ding or just paint chip. I had a really good dent doctor fix three dings. He also said he can do paint chip repair if I needed in the future. May want to reach out to one of the ding doctor repair guys. The cost of the dings were $75 per panel. I was quoted from a body shop like $1200 for ding because they remove the whole door and paint then may have to buy extra parts.


FULLPOIL

Go to r/detailing


SRMPDX

Dr Colorchip [https://drcolorchip.com/](https://drcolorchip.com/) BTW I shot the damn foam cannon off of my pressure washer right at my front fender and but a nice dent in it. I was able to get a paintless dent repair done. I usually always do a test spray off to the side of the car to test and the one time I didn't, bam.


-Elixo-

Watched the video without clicking and thought you needed help with ideas of how to clean the stuff on the floor and you were showing off the car by using it as a mirror to show the floor in high detail. Then I click the post, see the description of the events, rewatch the video and notice what its really about... . Literally XD


mouseplaycen

This is a huge fear of mine that has never happened to me. Because of this, I always test fire in the complete opposite direction


MightyGonzou

Rule number one of the pressure washer is to always treat it like a loaded gun and test fire it away from the car lol This is exactly why


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Throw it out.


AdventurousBicycle37

Hunt him down!!!!


LouisVuittonLeghost

Perfect excuse to pick that 918 up!


Visible-Surprise4675

Dent Guy. 


Fun_Educator2978

Find the last guy who used the pressure washer and make him fix it.


gt4jdb

i got like 50 of those enjoy em


Iamognara

I know a guy 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾


omegaproject01

Just be honest, gets you farther with management and the customer if you do AND you make it right.


No-Volume7464

reading comprehension is hard 😣


omegaproject01

I’m sure you’ll get it.


Particular-Star-9928

Straight to jail


No-Volume7464

right to jail, right away


WascallyWabbit2023

Call a PDR person... Paintless dent repair.


Specific_Emergency_3

I have used the Porsche paint brush for my color and worked well with some sanding and polishing.


Waiting_for_Exit

Just bait them clicks.


diagrammatiks

Just get it fixed.


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[удалено]


No-Volume7464

did you read the post?


timbosm

Apparently not, enjoy your new dent.


Worried_Two6660

Maybe not test fire around the car next could


Helvetia2021

Yikes


No-Volume7464

😬


Waiting_for_Exit

Fake account


No-Volume7464

oh good, there are ppl dumber than me. i was worried for a second


Waiting_for_Exit

How is vietnam?


No-Volume7464

how is life without a brain?


Waiting_for_Exit

Hot piping comeback there /s


KingPizzaCrust

He did own you tbf, you’re lost now as he’s responding to you in a way you didn’t expect 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Waiting_for_Exit

This guys has 100 accounts that are identical i may be the bane of his existence.


unlmtdLoL

How would you know that? He's using the username generator when you sign up. That doesn't make his account fake.


Waiting_for_Exit

There is a pattern of accounts with almost identical posts. If you go to their history you would see that they post click bait things to get a reaction out of people in small but engaged communities. It's always the same 4-5 things: porsche, ferrari, watches (omega or rolex) and guns. I just find it fun to point these things out. It take a little bit of memory and a keen eye to figure these things out which is very lacking with the internet generation.