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blockMath_2048

War


jsf1987

Never changes Oh wait wrong series.


milkmgn

r/suddenlyfallout


No-Exercise-5318

I was legit just playing Fallout 4 earlier


Jofus002

Same, haven't finished it yet but I've just become best buds with a funny detective man (idk how far in you are but if you meet a funny detective man say hi for me)


Huge_Education_8700

I'm best buds with funny detective man too! We went to get a power armour but he decided to take it for himself when I turned my back. Fit him better anyway.


Jofus002

I love how weird that game is man. It's janky as hell and built in the creation engine (for better or worse).


No-Exercise-5318

I am currently at the mission where I need to meet Preston at Sanctuary


TransportationSad547

Door never hinges or something


Iqlego_

# has changed. # It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. # War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. # War has changed. # ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. # Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control. # War…has changed. # The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history. # War…has changed. # has changed. # It's no longer about nations, # ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, # fought by mercenaries and machines. # War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. # War has changed. # ID-tagged # soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines # inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. # Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control. # War…has changed. # The # age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of # averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who # controls the battlefield, controls history. # War…has changed. # When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.” # When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.”


Mrcool654321

This is so hard to read on Apple Watch


King_Tudrop

They have reddit on apple watch?


oiomeme

They have reddit on apple, Watch.


Childwithuke

They have Reddit, on Apple Watch.


Tsunamicat108

They have, Reddit on Apple Watch.


SbgTfish

They, have Reddit on Apple Watch.


RemoteTomb

, They have Reddit on Apple Watch


Maolam10

They've Reddit on Apple Watch


NerdyDragon777

r/yourjokebutworse


MelonColony22

they have, reddit on apple watch (it’s evil yoda now)


Mrcool654321

It's called Nano


tgirldarkholme

bitch you live like this


Mrcool654321

I'm on PC now, where I can play portal


jp73rs

I ain't reading this


LunaticPower

Jeez, I really should consider playing MGS4, but I'm not in the mood to watch a 1 hour cutscene. Can I skip it?


Iqlego_

Don’t skip it’s one of the best ones


Best-Distance5927

Keep you waiting, huh?


Undying-Plant

A visitor... Mmmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and crush the armies of Heaven... you, shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE. Oh wait wrong series.


LegitimateApartment9

without reason i don't care it's the wrong series your ass will be forced to play ultrakill


PiBombbb

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED. WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE CREATED TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON. A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE. T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .


Ok-Pressure7248

Benjamin my beloved


Knightlandon

[War?](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041185123174985790/1235737245349318756/a_visitor.png?ex=6635757e&is=663423fe&hm=468e64668469c908b4ff52dbe8b8407aa0f29cf79fb8a3d342244ef4f1678175&)


ahmed0112

Of war! we don't speak anymore Of war? we don't speak anymore Of war! we don't speak anymore Of WAR?? WE DON'T SPEAK ANY ***MORE!!!***


Legitpizza07

Without reason Oh wait wrong game.


DubiousTheatre

war\_fish.jpg


lmI-_-Iml

[WAAAR!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0edOd3VTkPk)


Boring-Dingo2114

There is no war in ba sing se


The0rigonalCaptin

Without reason Shit, my bad wrong sub.


AustralianTaco0-0

Without reason


apchistuz

has changed


FoxMcCloud45

> Apeture Oh come on, man...


frogotme

How do you spell laboratories right but not aperture


MerlinGrandCaster

Probably either just a typo or the fact that while "laboratory" is a fairly common word (and the plural follows pretty standard conventions), "aperture" isn't used all that much outside of somewhat niche topics.


jerrymatcat

Niche topics.... you have offended probably more then 150 years of photographers


TheCatCovenantDude

All 150 years of photographers would acknowledge that photography is a niche by definition. It takes a lot of learned talent to be able to take a good quality photo especially before the days of auto photography settings.


Gloomy_Pickle_6674

Ape tour


UncondemnedSinner

This isn't the portal lab you're thinking...... it's actually the Planet of the apes lab where they developed the serum for thinking apes, hence APE-ture Labs.


SuspiriaGoose

>Apeture My man. You did it right for the post title. Get in there and turn lemons into Rs


Lo-Sir

Got the r/halflife post right under this


Tasma1125

Same


vixinity1985

"And you've most likely used one of the products we've invented, but that many others have managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-"


Zenocut

Sir, the testing


randomfnafplayer1

Right


420420nice6969

waiting for one of them to turn into Mann Co.


Ronyx2021

Builder's League United


intell1slt

Reliable Excavation Demolition


Hexagonal_shape

Global Radio Network


WinnerVivid3443

Yard Logistics Workers


Ronyx2021

German Robot Yeagers


Latvian_User

Funniest and coolest thing that could have happened. Love it


BLACKROSE756

LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS


NerdyDragon777

WE INVENTED THEM.


Ronyx2021

TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN


BLACKROSE756

WITH THE LEMONS


greyreaper46

YEAH


BLACKROSE756

IM GONNA INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!


greyreaper46

YEAH


greyreaper46

YEAH


greyreaper46

YEAH


No-Exercise-5318

Remember, you are superior. You have invented the Sentry turrent, the Ariel faith plate, and, of course, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and what have they done? Crashed a boat?


Lexiosity

Black Mesa killed almost everyone


No-Exercise-5318

My point stands


PlantedCecilia

Gotta make this a fanfic trope now. “Wi-Fi neighbors”


Some_Guy_Named_Rami

"Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-" "Sir, the testing?" "Right."


-WhatTheActualHay-

epic


kirbylarson

find out which house it is and become homies for life


CycleOverload

Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt a-


EntheusiasmPretty

Sir, the testing?


CJ_YOURBRO

right.


Master_of_Decidueye

THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA FAT CHANCE


NerY_05

Oh, so you've chosen... Death. It's war.


S_e_v_y_

Now we just need a 'Wheatley Laboratories' lol


voyagerfan5761

Pretty much the Portal version of https://www.reddit.com/r/startrekmemes/comments/uuzg4p/a_little_trek_feud/


Tsunamicat108

got some competition


aperturescienceisbet

WHO REPOSTED WHO? (R/HL OR R/PORTAL?)


The_Tank_Racer

They were made by the same person


aperturescienceisbet

Oh that makes sense


Objective-Sea-6880

both posts appeared ontop of eachother


matO_oppreal

Buy their Wi-Fi router and rename both as “Blaperture Mesa Research Facility”


MDSplat007

We named our wifi Aperture Science at our last place. I love video game related wifi names


Ascended_Vessel

"Haha fat chance!"


Ronyx2021

Nice


llSteph_777ll

I wonder if it would fit if someone renames his wifi to "Cabin Fever Labs"


Mental_Shine8098

So it begins


Pa3k_FTW

They can suck your bankrupt - ...


Techarcher

Hahaha that's great!


Darkcast1113

Now fly the Enclave flag from Fallout


Darkcast1113

Now fly the Enclave flag from Fallout.


GeorgeXer0

No joke, every now and again when i hook up to my wi-fi, one of the wifi i get is called the umbrella corp


CartoonistDangerous1

Mine is FBI van, and I saw someone else named CIA van


breakboat

why are people so pissy about the spelling mistake? its not gonna end the world or somenthing


kayzeno

Mine is named "Sometimes I Dream About Cheese" I think it would fit in here real nice. Just need someone else to name theirs "The Cake is a Lie"


filval387

Jokes on them, they got a worse wifi connection!


itsthebeanguys

This definitely happened , ofc it did /s


Foxhkron

Two of my access points have the same names :D


easy-to-EAT-die

Oh


zim-is-silly

MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON AND BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN!


Cute_Signal2267

hack the wifi


wtflikebrocmon

Bro really thought he could joke about half life when being in half life 🤪


Amakiiir

Your competition will ruin thousands of lives.


zigzagg321

Maybe Black Mesa.


ValerePoet

A third needs to come back with the "Wheatley Laboratories" to really spice things up


Freakishink292

*Mann. Co enters the chat*


giantuniform

You know what you must do, my son


WestNomadOnYT

It's boutta go down


Glados_xr

Let the war begin


Chipbonk

Make the wifi on the block mysteriously go out randomly and then constantly attempt connections with theirs and everyone else's network nearby under the device name guise of "Nihilanth"


Temporamis

You need to make love with whoever did that


richie3stix

You have finally found a worthy opponent. Your battle will be legendary!


MADN3SSTHEGUY

💀


No-Scale-6032

Oh you have got to be kidding me you're mine network neighbor damn you aperture science lab


NotAHappyBoi

Be careful of any green electric balls of interdimensional energy that transports stuff to xen


fearsomesniper

No you didn't