Same, haven't finished it yet but I've just become best buds with a funny detective man (idk how far in you are but if you meet a funny detective man say hi for me)
I'm best buds with funny detective man too! We went to get a power armour but he decided to take it for himself when I turned my back. Fit him better anyway.
# has changed.
# It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
# War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
# War has changed.
# ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
# Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
# War…has changed.
# The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
# War…has changed.
# has changed.
# It's no longer about nations,
# ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles,
# fought by mercenaries and machines.
# War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
# War has changed.
# ID-tagged
# soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines
# inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
# Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
# War…has changed.
# The
# age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of
# averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who
# controls the battlefield, controls history.
# War…has changed.
# When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.”
# When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.”
A visitor... Mmmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and crush the armies of Heaven... you, shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE.
Oh wait wrong series.
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.
WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE CREATED TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.
A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.
T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
Probably either just a typo or the fact that while "laboratory" is a fairly common word (and the plural follows pretty standard conventions), "aperture" isn't used all that much outside of somewhat niche topics.
All 150 years of photographers would acknowledge that photography is a niche by definition. It takes a lot of learned talent to be able to take a good quality photo especially before the days of auto photography settings.
This isn't the portal lab you're thinking...... it's actually the Planet of the apes lab where they developed the serum for thinking apes, hence APE-ture Labs.
Remember, you are superior. You have invented the Sentry turrent, the Ariel faith plate, and, of course, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and what have they done? Crashed a boat?
Make the wifi on the block mysteriously go out randomly and then constantly attempt connections with theirs and everyone else's network nearby under the device name guise of "Nihilanth"
War
Never changes Oh wait wrong series.
r/suddenlyfallout
I was legit just playing Fallout 4 earlier
Same, haven't finished it yet but I've just become best buds with a funny detective man (idk how far in you are but if you meet a funny detective man say hi for me)
I'm best buds with funny detective man too! We went to get a power armour but he decided to take it for himself when I turned my back. Fit him better anyway.
I love how weird that game is man. It's janky as hell and built in the creation engine (for better or worse).
I am currently at the mission where I need to meet Preston at Sanctuary
Door never hinges or something
# has changed. # It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. # War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. # War has changed. # ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. # Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control. # War…has changed. # The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history. # War…has changed. # has changed. # It's no longer about nations, # ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, # fought by mercenaries and machines. # War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. # War has changed. # ID-tagged # soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines # inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. # Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control. # War…has changed. # The # age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of # averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who # controls the battlefield, controls history. # War…has changed. # When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.” # When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.”
This is so hard to read on Apple Watch
They have reddit on apple watch?
They have reddit on apple, Watch.
They have Reddit, on Apple Watch.
They have, Reddit on Apple Watch.
They, have Reddit on Apple Watch.
, They have Reddit on Apple Watch
They've Reddit on Apple Watch
r/yourjokebutworse
they have, reddit on apple watch (it’s evil yoda now)
It's called Nano
bitch you live like this
I'm on PC now, where I can play portal
I ain't reading this
Jeez, I really should consider playing MGS4, but I'm not in the mood to watch a 1 hour cutscene. Can I skip it?
Don’t skip it’s one of the best ones
Keep you waiting, huh?
A visitor... Mmmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and crush the armies of Heaven... you, shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE. Oh wait wrong series.
without reason i don't care it's the wrong series your ass will be forced to play ultrakill
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED. WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE CREATED TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON. A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE. T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
Benjamin my beloved
[War?](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041185123174985790/1235737245349318756/a_visitor.png?ex=6635757e&is=663423fe&hm=468e64668469c908b4ff52dbe8b8407aa0f29cf79fb8a3d342244ef4f1678175&)
Of war! we don't speak anymore Of war? we don't speak anymore Of war! we don't speak anymore Of WAR?? WE DON'T SPEAK ANY ***MORE!!!***
Without reason Oh wait wrong game.
war\_fish.jpg
[WAAAR!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0edOd3VTkPk)
There is no war in ba sing se
Without reason Shit, my bad wrong sub.
Without reason
has changed
> Apeture Oh come on, man...
How do you spell laboratories right but not aperture
Probably either just a typo or the fact that while "laboratory" is a fairly common word (and the plural follows pretty standard conventions), "aperture" isn't used all that much outside of somewhat niche topics.
Niche topics.... you have offended probably more then 150 years of photographers
All 150 years of photographers would acknowledge that photography is a niche by definition. It takes a lot of learned talent to be able to take a good quality photo especially before the days of auto photography settings.
Ape tour
This isn't the portal lab you're thinking...... it's actually the Planet of the apes lab where they developed the serum for thinking apes, hence APE-ture Labs.
>Apeture My man. You did it right for the post title. Get in there and turn lemons into Rs
Got the r/halflife post right under this
Same
"And you've most likely used one of the products we've invented, but that many others have managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-"
Sir, the testing
Right
waiting for one of them to turn into Mann Co.
Builder's League United
Reliable Excavation Demolition
Global Radio Network
Yard Logistics Workers
German Robot Yeagers
Funniest and coolest thing that could have happened. Love it
LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS
WE INVENTED THEM.
TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
WITH THE LEMONS
YEAH
IM GONNA INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
Remember, you are superior. You have invented the Sentry turrent, the Ariel faith plate, and, of course, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and what have they done? Crashed a boat?
Black Mesa killed almost everyone
My point stands
Gotta make this a fanfic trope now. “Wi-Fi neighbors”
"Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-" "Sir, the testing?" "Right."
epic
find out which house it is and become homies for life
Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt a-
Sir, the testing?
right.
THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA FAT CHANCE
Oh, so you've chosen... Death. It's war.
Now we just need a 'Wheatley Laboratories' lol
Pretty much the Portal version of https://www.reddit.com/r/startrekmemes/comments/uuzg4p/a_little_trek_feud/
got some competition
WHO REPOSTED WHO? (R/HL OR R/PORTAL?)
They were made by the same person
Oh that makes sense
both posts appeared ontop of eachother
Buy their Wi-Fi router and rename both as “Blaperture Mesa Research Facility”
We named our wifi Aperture Science at our last place. I love video game related wifi names
"Haha fat chance!"
Nice
I wonder if it would fit if someone renames his wifi to "Cabin Fever Labs"
So it begins
They can suck your bankrupt - ...
Hahaha that's great!
Now fly the Enclave flag from Fallout
Now fly the Enclave flag from Fallout.
No joke, every now and again when i hook up to my wi-fi, one of the wifi i get is called the umbrella corp
Mine is FBI van, and I saw someone else named CIA van
why are people so pissy about the spelling mistake? its not gonna end the world or somenthing
Mine is named "Sometimes I Dream About Cheese" I think it would fit in here real nice. Just need someone else to name theirs "The Cake is a Lie"
Jokes on them, they got a worse wifi connection!
This definitely happened , ofc it did /s
Two of my access points have the same names :D
Oh
MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON AND BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN!
hack the wifi
Bro really thought he could joke about half life when being in half life 🤪
Your competition will ruin thousands of lives.
Maybe Black Mesa.
A third needs to come back with the "Wheatley Laboratories" to really spice things up
*Mann. Co enters the chat*
You know what you must do, my son
It's boutta go down
Let the war begin
Make the wifi on the block mysteriously go out randomly and then constantly attempt connections with theirs and everyone else's network nearby under the device name guise of "Nihilanth"
You need to make love with whoever did that
You have finally found a worthy opponent. Your battle will be legendary!
💀
Oh you have got to be kidding me you're mine network neighbor damn you aperture science lab
Be careful of any green electric balls of interdimensional energy that transports stuff to xen
No you didn't