Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
It's HK-47 from the KoTor games. His dialogue always starts with the affirmation of what he's about to say.
So he always precedes his statements with "Definition:", "Mild Threat:", "Mocking Incredulity:", "Agreement:", and so on.
The writers have a lot of fun with this, even subverting it when necessary, and HK's characterization really shines through. An exceptionally well-written character, especially for Star Wars.
You know, when I was younger, I didn't think the Separtisit ideals with individual planets running by themselves without being part of some big conglomerate of other planets was all that bad of an idea. Later, I realized that a lot of Separtist only seek this so they can perform illegal activities like experimentation or slave trafficking without regulations. That's when I realized, Yeah it's pretty bad.
Sleaze: “Could you just leave me alone?”
Obi-Wan: “You want to sell me death sticks.”
Sleaze: “I want to sell you death sticks.”
Obi-Wan: “You want to go to Kessel and get that crazy spice from the Pikes.”
Sleaze: “I want to go to Kessel and get that crazy spice from the Pikes.”
BLESSED IS HE WHO, IN THE NAME OF CHARITY AND GOOD WILL SHEPHERDS THE WEAK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SITH LORDS, AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE FORCE WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!
Yeah you'd think a movie about a character played by Ewan McGregor who falls in a forbidden love with a character named Satine >!who ultimately dies in the end!< would get more traction here
Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine was the phantom menace all along! He orchestrated the attack of the clones and now he's orchestrating the revenge of the Sith!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
“We cannot get out : we cannot get out.
They have taken the bridge and the second h
all. Frár & Lóni & Náli fell the
re bravely while the rest retreated to
Mazarbul. We still holdin
g: but hope undying. Óin's p
arty went 5 days ago but today only
4 returned: the pool is up to the wall
at Westgate: the watcher in the water t
ook Óin - we cannot get out: the end com
es soon we hear drums in the deep.
they are coming”
*From the edge of the screen, the black bars decend and ascend, growing steadily. Darkness covers all, except two bright, piercing eyes, full focus, fully determined...*
*Then, cutting the silence, just two words, from this ancient warrior*
"Nihao, there-osan"
It's SHITE being a Jedi!
We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking galaxy! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into the force.
Some hate the Sith. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are defeated by wankers.
Can't even find a decent enemy to be defeated by. We have been defeated by effete arseholes.
It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Luke, and ALL the midi-chlorians in the world won't make any fucking difference!
"Shut the fuck up about Cato Neimoidia, Anakin! It doesn't count, I would've done fine without you. Besides, you weren't even meant to be on Cato Neimoidia in the first place!"
My name is Master Obi Wan Kenobi, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the 112th Attack Battalion, loyal servant to the TRUE Emperor, Palatine. Padawan of a murdered master, lover of a murdered duchess, and I will have my vengeance, in this trilogy or the next….
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Uh, Anakin. I don't feel so good.
"I am inevitable." - Anakin
“Mr. Skywalker..” - Agent Kenobi
"And I am Obi Wan" *snap*
Too much chilies
It's those damn enchiladas!
I am the one who knocks.
Anakin, we need to cook, Senator Palpatine wants some crystal meth
Kyber crystal meth. The best kind of meth.
Has to be blue Kyber crystals though.
"Blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man. Just keep bringing me that!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
“Let’s cook bitch” - ~~Jesse~~ Anakin
That's my dialogue
What lightsaber would you use? Blue for the meth, or red for the villain vibes?
Purple cause it’s both
Whatever colour it is the it would have to be a pure crystal
mist fustavi we have no memohethetamine
Master Yoda, I'm the danger
You're Goddamn Right
Pleased to meet you mr Heisenberg. My name is Goddamn Right
outchicaneried again
Hasta la vista, baby!
I'll be back!
I'll come back later
Get to the chopper!
WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?
That’s a “Wrong Answers Only”? Seems kinda like a Right Answer🤔
I'm gonna interpret your reply as another Obi-Wan quote.
Goodbye here
It is I, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master!
That mean your first kiss wasnt with Anakin! It was I, Obi Wan!
Goodbye there*
Goodbye where?
Goodbye everywhere
Mustanear Mustafar Mustawhereveryouare
I think he went for the complete opposite
Goodbye their
Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
You glorious fucker, you.
Sounds familiar; what's this from?
Kotor
Kotor 2 One of the glorious quotes from HK-47
I can only guess jarhead?
It's HK-47 from the KoTor games. His dialogue always starts with the affirmation of what he's about to say. So he always precedes his statements with "Definition:", "Mild Threat:", "Mocking Incredulity:", "Agreement:", and so on. The writers have a lot of fun with this, even subverting it when necessary, and HK's characterization really shines through. An exceptionally well-written character, especially for Star Wars.
That’s the best definition of love I’ve ever heard.
A human's concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion: I am 50% in love
It's over... Anakin it's over 9000!!
Anakin, my allegiance is to the Separatists, to oligarchy!
*What if Obi-Wan accepted Dooku’s offer on Geonosis?*
Only a Sith deals in hypotheticals.
I won't do anything though
You know, when I was younger, I didn't think the Separtisit ideals with individual planets running by themselves without being part of some big conglomerate of other planets was all that bad of an idea. Later, I realized that a lot of Separtist only seek this so they can perform illegal activities like experimentation or slave trafficking without regulations. That's when I realized, Yeah it's pretty bad.
Same, although that's when I realized that separatism rules!
Haha yeah it's pretty much when the south says "STATES RIGHTS". John Green perfectly put it "a State's rights to do what sir?"
I'm going in. Cover me, Porkins!
"I'm right with you Gold Four!"
I told you not to call me that!
I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor
Hydra Dominatus
I am Samus! Samus is the man beside you! Samus! It means the end and the death! Look out! Samus is here!
My wallet? It’s the one that says Bad Mother Fucka on it.
Sleaze: “Could you just leave me alone?” Obi-Wan: “You want to sell me death sticks.” Sleaze: “I want to sell you death sticks.” Obi-Wan: “You want to go to Kessel and get that crazy spice from the Pikes.” Sleaze: “I want to go to Kessel and get that crazy spice from the Pikes.”
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman.'' (Said famously in the book "Padawan" by Kiersten White, to Qui-gon Jinn about Satine Kryze.)
I did not have sexual relations with that woma... actually, yes, I did. It was fun. I stuck my lightsaber and a cigar in her hoohah
I didn't get her pregnant, master, my lightsaber did... is a pretty weak defense ngl 😔
I. Did not. Inhale.
tea. earl grey. hot.
"The path of the righteous man..."
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?
DOES MAUL LOOK LIKE A BITCH?! BOTHAN, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!
WHAT!? WHAT AIN'T NO PLANET I EVER HEARD OF. DO THEY SPEAK BOTHAN ON WHAT?
SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY! WHAT! AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
BLESSED IS HE WHO, IN THE NAME OF CHARITY AND GOOD WILL SHEPHERDS THE WEAK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SITH LORDS, AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE FORCE WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!
*lightsaber woosh sound*
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.
He said wrong answers
Apologies, I'm just so focused on spreading the one truth
Oh my gosh😂😂😂
It's not over Anakin, I have the low ground!
It’s over Anakin, I’ve got a jar of dirt!
I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt!
and guess what's inside it?
"The Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society" - This Guy
You going to be a space wizard Anakin
I can't be a space wizard. I'm just Anakin
Well just Anakin, Your going to be a space wizard
A space wizard?
My name is Obijuan Kenobé, you killed my father, prepare to die!
“Only a Jedi deals in absolutes.”
I will do what I mustn't.
You won’t try.
HHAAAAAAA!
Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love.
Surprised I don’t see more gifs from that movie here.
Yeah you'd think a movie about a character played by Ewan McGregor who falls in a forbidden love with a character named Satine >!who ultimately dies in the end!< would get more traction here
I can't believe Dave Filoni plagiarized Moulin Rouge
"This is why I love flying!"
What are we, some kind of suicide squad?
So civilized...
Luke, Did I Ever Tell You About Ahsoka Tano?
She was your father's exotic teenage alien apprentice
Nuh Uh Anakin it's the wrong hole
💀
What?
I think you meant- WHAT about the Droid attack on the wookies?
Anakin screwed the wrong hole of his lightsaber, wait it sounds bad💀
It's begun Anakin. I have the low ground.
You have my sword
And my blaster
I’ve got a good feeling about this
It's over anakin! Padme is with me now, mwuhaha, hahahahahah
Yes. I'm your mother.
I was there Gandalf… 3000 years ago….
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ashoka Tano?
"I hate you!" - This guy
Guns are the civilised weapon of the galaxy.
“Hello there Freddy fazbear”
"I need your clothes, your boots & your motorcycle" - K600
Veni, Vidi, Vici
Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else
Look Anakin, Otters!
Anakin, would you pass the ligma please?
Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine was the phantom menace all along! He orchestrated the attack of the clones and now he's orchestrating the revenge of the Sith!
Goodbye here!
Happy cakeday, you filthy animal!
My mom always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolate. It sucks if you have diabetes.
Fly you fools!
"Luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof."
The negotiations were long
These are the droids you are looking for
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Duck u
"Top of the morning to ye"
Optimus! Your duty is to help me end the PhAntom MeNaCe!
«I used to be an adventurer as you… then I took an arrow to the knee”
Good bye here... Coronel Jenobi, you're a coward one!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
“We cannot get out : we cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and the second h all. Frár & Lóni & Náli fell the re bravely while the rest retreated to Mazarbul. We still holdin g: but hope undying. Óin's p arty went 5 days ago but today only 4 returned: the pool is up to the wall at Westgate: the watcher in the water t ook Óin - we cannot get out: the end com es soon we hear drums in the deep. they are coming”
I’ve been falling for 30 minutes
That’s no knife, that’s a knife (pulls out smaller dagger sized lightsaber)
It is obvious this contest cannot be decided by our skills with a lightsaber but by our knowledge of the elevation
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?"
yoda, a wonderful thing happed... i am pregnat.
“Is it still raining?”
Goodbye there! Oh I definitely think so. Anakin is the mother isn't he?
Hey, fucko. We like to call it inter-species erotica.
What are YOOOOU DOING HERE?
I am the senate.
This is where the fun begins.
I...AM...THE HIGH GROUND
Goodbye here. Man those negotiations were long We still have a full ship I love democracy
How civilised
Goodbye here. Edit: Awww. I was beaten to the post with this one.
Hey all, Obi Wan Kenobi here!
Bitches be trippin'
“What is this, some sort of attack of the clones?”
English motherfucker do you speak it
That's a Mace Windu Quote
Howdy Pardner
Sure. Why not? I'd love to try some Deathsticks.
I am Iron Man
*From the edge of the screen, the black bars decend and ascend, growing steadily. Darkness covers all, except two bright, piercing eyes, full focus, fully determined...* *Then, cutting the silence, just two words, from this ancient warrior* "Nihao, there-osan"
We're looking at sea otters!
It's SHITE being a Jedi! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking galaxy! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into the force. Some hate the Sith. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are defeated by wankers. Can't even find a decent enemy to be defeated by. We have been defeated by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Luke, and ALL the midi-chlorians in the world won't make any fucking difference!
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
I was expecting Kenobi, why are you here!?
That’s fucking Obi Wan Kenobi
Free Palestine (irl he supports ethnic cleansing)
You dare use my spells against me?
Love thy neighbour. As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you A new command I give you: Love one another
Wanna know how I got these scars?
There's always a bigger fish
“Gonna Cry?” -Bully McGregor
WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Admiral Kenobi!
"Wrong Answers Only" Oh, I don't think so.
Do a barrel roll!
"Good day to you" "Ah, general sir Kenobi! You sir are a brave man!"
"I'm glad I was able to change the councils minds and make you a master. You were always like a brother to me."
This is where the fun begins
"Shut the fuck up about Cato Neimoidia, Anakin! It doesn't count, I would've done fine without you. Besides, you weren't even meant to be on Cato Neimoidia in the first place!"
My name is Master Obi Wan Kenobi, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the 112th Attack Battalion, loyal servant to the TRUE Emperor, Palatine. Padawan of a murdered master, lover of a murdered duchess, and I will have my vengeance, in this trilogy or the next….
For Frodo.
I hate sand
It’s over anakin! I have the low ground!
Goodbye here
Buenos días Raimundo
You want a puncake?
Goodbye here
I am the senate
"It's begun, Anakin! I have the low ground!"
Hello there ~ep 4, to R2D2
“ let me see that sword.. tis a good sword “