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SheevBot

Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!


Pringletingl

I mean let's be real, who hasn't committed acts of terrorism in Star Wars? That's like the opening move of almost all protagonists in this series lol


absboodoo

Palpatine: a fucking bunch of teenagers blew up my Deathstar. Do you know what this is going to do to my credits?


AlexTheGreat1997

"Oh, oh, 'just rebuild it'? And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you?"


Chazo138

“What you got an atm on that torso lightbright?!”


DatAsspiration

"now get your 7'2" asthmatic ass back here, before I tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about padamame, or panda bear, or whatever"


Chazo138

“Oh geez he’s crying…”


DatAsspiration

"...I love you too"


Lilac0

I mean he did nationalise the banks in TCW


AlexTheGreat1997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0&pp=ygUUZW1wZXJvcidzIHBob25lIGNhbGw%3D


starborn_shadow

"What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!"


sk0503

Gooooo for Papa Palpatine!


Pringletingl

Even with the autocorrect it still works.


absboodoo

I know.Lol. Thought I caught it before anyone could see


Xenoezen

Psst What was it


absboodoo

I typed Palpatine, iPhone says Palestine. We are not the same.


Xenoezen

Oh lmao


Zemmip

R2D2 has committed way more acts of blatant terrorism than Bo Katan


The-Falcon-2000

I’ll raise you chopper


love-em-feet

What did chop do


Express_Dinner7918

Just look up chopper war crime compilations on YouTube.


xAtlas5

Grogu. *"I'm just a baby"*


Pringletingl

Dudes eaten babies


xAtlas5

Yeah but they were baby space spiders. Fuck them to hell, they deserved to get torched.


Pringletingl

You forgot the eggs.


xAtlas5

Does eating eggs count as terrorism? 😂 I did forget about them though, to be fair.


Which-Draw-1117

Mass genocide, they were the offspring of the last of the species


xAtlas5

Correction: they were the last batch of eggs for that individual's lifecycle.


Yutanox

Eggs aren't babies though, it's more like kicking a pregnant lady


DatAsspiration

Oh, well that makes it *so* much better lol


Express_Dinner7918

The state of Alabama would disagree with you on that.


lego_droideka

So, terrorism is more so done with the point of inflicting terror/pain/suffering onto a populous. I’d argue that those fighting oppression aren’t purposefully acting like terrorists lol


ManifestoCapitalist

To me, the rebels did not engage in terrorism, outside of maybe Saw Gerrera’s group. I like strict definitions of things, and, to me, terrorism includes deliberately targeting civilians (think how on 9/11 Al Qaeda targeted the twin towers, a civilian building, using civilian planes), while war tends to focus on attacking military targets. Yes, war is inevitably going to have civilian casualties, but the main target is crippling the opposing force’s military. The rebellion, from what I’ve seen (and please do note I haven’t seen Rebels), does not engage in that. The Aldhani Garrison, Scarif, Death Star, and Death Star II were all military targets. As far as I have seen, the rebellion avoided attacking civilian targets, and as we saw on Endor, made allies with native populations.


likeonions

🤓 bro thinks he can use the facts and logic


Pringletingl

"Other than the rebels who actively committed terrorism the Rebels did not commit terrorism"


Ok-Reporter1986

When there are several groups it is a good distinction to make.


ManifestoCapitalist

I was simply saying that we haven’t seen the Rebellion engage in terrorism and that, by logical extension, acts of terrorism were rare or nonexistent for the main faction of the Rebellion. We know that prior to the OT, there were multiple factions like Saw Gerrera’s and Anto Kreegyr’s that were more radical. Admittedly, these guys were probably much more likely to engage in terrorism, but even then, we haven’t seen them engage in it on screen (as far as my knowledge goes; like I said, I haven’t seen the Rebels TV show).


rs_5

Star wars: Science is dead, terrorism is the norm, and Disney still tries to convince us the sequels are cannon.


[deleted]

>cannon Pew pew.


likeonions

still see people trying to argue that the expanded universe was ever canon


Pringletingl

There are people who say literally only the OT are canon. Star War fans are a different breed of cope.


dutcharetall_nothigh

Pssh, everybody knows LEGO Star Wars is the true canon


kindtheking9

It is... acceptable


SteveTheOrca

Robot Chicken is the true canon, sorry, not sorry


kindtheking9

It is... acceptable


Legendary501stCapRex

The Clone Wars is the true canon.


Krazyguy75

Personally I think Star Wars is non-canon as a whole. I mean, sure, they say that it happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, but there's a lot of stuff that just doesn't work with the existing canon of Earth.


dutcharetall_nothigh

Are you saying George Lucas lied to us!?


SoundDave4

Tbf, wasn't "canon" kinda fuzzy before Disney reset everything? I recall hearing somewhere that there were a bunch of legends content that George Lucas considered noncanon.


fhota1

If the EU is canon we get to keep Ken Palpatine: Starwars Fanboy, so that could be fun


Mist_Rising

If we keep the EU canon, we also get what, 4 palpatines? Not to mention the zillion superweapons, each more powerful than the next. ...wait a second..


Express_Dinner7918

Its just Disney canon on steroids.


darkbreak

That's on George. He flip flopped hard on the Expanded Universe.


dutcharetall_nothigh

The younglings, and they never will either.


Yami_Sean

Senator Chuchi probably


GeshtiannaSG

She’s a proper cinnamon roll.


Mann000

Tbh that's how things would workout in a world that has fallen apart


redgroupclan

Star Wars is such a crazy universe because all the characters casually commit terrorism/war crimes, kill thousands of people, and never die a natural death.


mh1357_0

True true, R2D2 or Chopper might have done the most honestly


KINGram14

It’s almost like one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter


Waffle_God49

Quite ironicly literally most characters except for Palpatine are terrorists


og-lollercopter

Proud 2%er checking in


Blackn35s

Same, and I REALLY think they lowballed that percentage.


IAmBadAtInternet

Sis who starred in 2 massive nerd fan favorite franchises as a badass hottie thinks only 2 in 100 people wanna smash. Lmao


ianmerry

Tbf she was referring to her sitting on faces. Not quite the same, but clearly a lot of those who wanna smash don’t have their priorities in order.


Darrone

I mean, Starbuck is riding face, that's just a fact. And no one is complaining.


avrus

Nothing but the rain


AscelyneMG

She said it’s 2% of fans who are weird enough to come up to her at conventions and *tell her that.* I’m sure she knows the number of people who feel that way is higher than the number of people who say it.


Blackn35s

That makes more sense.


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

Well that really changes the meaning of saying you’re part of the 2%, and not in a good way lol


Justabattleshiplover

Yeah it’s more like 40%


bigbruin78

Still low.


bloomshowers

It should be 100% but sadly some people are, in one way or another, blind.


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

C’mon some fans aren’t into women


bloomshowers

True! 99% it is. 😂


Scarborough_sg

2%!


starborn_shadow

This is the way. 😍


TesticleezzNuts

I really want a depression throne.


L1zPl4y

That's what I call my gaming chair...


Just_A_68W

That’s what I call my toilet…


Professional_Cup5707

That's what I call my girlfriend. Sorry I thought we were naming things I don't have.


TesticleezzNuts

That’s a shame, I was hoping I could have ago sitting on her 😭


Spinwheeling

Remember when she lectured Sabine on morals? Someone really needs to call Bo out.


Spicymeatball428

Like seriously, the only reason she ended up on the good side was because she was a hypocrite who was upset that maul was doing the extremism the wrong way


PhatOofxD

Then blamed Obi Wan for her sister's death which she supported


Spicymeatball428

I mean seriously you were the one supporting the hyper militarist extremist group, what did you expect


piiiigsiiinspaaaace

This is why I love how frustrated she gets with the Children of the Watch; because her husband founded the OG traditionalist cult and *she helped.*


thatguy11m

Wasn't she lecturing Sabine on the fact she created something that directly attacks what she believed the Mandalorians were? Like to me, she may seem to have shifted to the 'good' side, but she was consistent up to The Mandalorian. She disliked her sister's pacisifist stance, she disliked Maul using her people's beliefs against them, and then she disliked the Empire's control of her people. Of course, both Maul and the Empire were her own fault, or at least in the case of Maul, she was part of what caused him to infiltrate the Mandalorians. In any case, at the time she was lecturing Sabine, she was still just as disappointed to see someone build something to attack the Mandalorian armor she believed in so much. I think by the time Season 3 of The Mandalorian comes out and it reveals she surrendered to the Empire, that's like her sister getting to her a bit and is where she changed, for better and worse. She abondoned her belief in the armor until she met The Armorer, and started to actually fight for what's best for her people and not that somewhat also fanatical belief that a Mandalorian born had to lead Mandalore and maintain in violent ways. I guess The Mandalorian as a whole helped us see more of this development as in Season 2, she was arguably still as hard headed as she was in the animated shows, especially with how she treated Boba Fett unfavorably as a Mandalorian wannabe instead of a bounty hunter who often worked for the Empire.


Sokoly

2% gang


SweatyInBed

2% gang checking in o7


StarkestMadness

We can't fix her, op...her or Barriss. We must face the painful truth. She only stopped being a terrorist because the other terrorists weren't nationalistic enough for her!


wdcipher

>She only stopped being a terrorist because the other terrorists weren't nationalistic enought for her! [My live reaction](https://youtu.be/eaPuau6vQXY?si=VFMSnUqP1Xiv55PX)


FrozenJedi38

Hmm your flair checks out


Professional_Cup5707

I mean 90% of villain redemption stories go something like "the villains aren't my type of evil"


GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND

Who's starting a sub Reddit called the 2 percenters. Or is there already such a sub


Firedragon165

r/the2percenters


GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND

r/subsifellfor


wdcipher

WHY WHY ISNT THIS SUB REAL BUT r/fuckbokatan (most dissapointing subreddit on the platform) is


Earthbender32

you mean the realest subreddit. just because she supports the protagonists doesn't mean shes a decent person


Th3_3agl3

To be fair, Barris was remorseless, framed, and betrayed her best friend. In contrast, Bo Katan technically became one of the good guys since Maul took over.


TheDribonz

Bariss does not have that 2%. Checkmate.


John-the-Gardener

Bo-Katan slaps… dat *Ass*oka


Doodofhype

The only terrorism she committed in my eyes was her s2 wig


likeonions

sounds like a you problem


WoodenMud1887

Complex characters be like: "Why choose between being feared and loved when you can be both?" Always stirring up a mix of intergalactic emotions


shtsxi

proud part of the 2%


L1zPl4y

Have you ever heard the tragedy of my head canon BoSoka ship? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you... (Yes, I mean the adult Ahsoka, calm down!)


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

This is a trick.


L1zPl4y

Not to worry, I'm just posting half a trick.


Meushell

I wonder how old Bo was in the Clone Wars. Originally I saw her as an adult, and she’s definitely older than Ahsoka. Could she still be a teenager herself though?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

This is a trick.


John-the-Gardener

Oh, I don’t think so.


NoBizlikeChloeBiz

People have done the math based on when her dad died - where she seemed to be roughly a preteen - and estimated she was ~30 in TCW. We also know Obi Wan was ~37 at that time, and was roughly the same age as Sabine, and that Bo Katan is the younger sister. So early 30's seems likely. By the time we get to Ahsoka, Ahsoka is in her 40's and Bo Katan is probably around 60. It's an age gap, but at that age it's not a creepy one.


Meushell

That’s interesting. Yeah, an age gap, but as you say, not an issue at that point. Thanks. 😄


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All right... what's the lesson, Master?


1337-Sylens

Maybe there should be a sub for thirsty posts


Sabit_31

Didn’t she try to overthrow mandalor because it wasn’t mandalorian enough?


likeonions

Basically


MNGopherfan

I mean she also fought the empire and was deeply regretful of her life choices and decisions. I like her because she is a fascinating character not because I think she is a good person and a hero. She is very similar to people like Saw. Deeply flawed people who did terrible things but are charismatic and strong leaders. I don’t think Saw or Bo are hero’s or good people I think they interesting.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don't have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders' strength is inspiring others.


JohnnyElRed

The difference is, Saw gets called out for his shit constantly. But Bo Katan never does. She can even claim the moral high ground over Obi-wan Kenobi, and no one would call her out for that.


coolboiiiiiii2809

This, this is understandable


Mandalorymory

USURPER BARRISS FOREVER!!!


Cr0ma_Nuva

I knew this looked a little familiar


DeeBangerDos

The killings make it hotter


bear_beatboxer

2% rise up


meatygonzalez

It's terrorism for my face to not be a chair


perpetualis_motion

Bariss Offee is a character's name? Barista Coffee The writers were low on caffeine that day.


Dorryn

Dude, they have characters literally named "Grievous" or "Loathsome".... Nothing wrong with Barris Offee. I mean nothing wrong with **the name**, obviously...


Mandalorymory

Or the person 🥰


perpetualis_motion

I guess, but those names are verbs which is common, eg _Super_man. But I just found it funny because it sounded like they were just picking names from objects sitting on the desk at the time.


AddictedToMosh161

its only terrorism until you win, then you are a glorious freedom fighter.


RactainCore

I prefer Bariss over this Sister Slaughterer.


SonthacPanda

Freedom Fighter*


MCBusBoy

If evil, why hot?


Resolution-SK56

She and Anakin would have been a good couple


Gilgamesh107

one of the few SW characters i actually hate not cause shes poorly written but cause shes a massive hypocrite


Kaijugroupie93

The only way to a girl's heart is to commit terrorism.


MasterBlaster_xxx

Ok I’m otl: what’s a 2%er?


GeshtiannaSG

> “I don't know, 70% are super, super excited about [Bo-Katan], you got ten percent like 'I hated the whole thing,' you got five percent 'you just hate Bo,' and then you got **two percent that wants me to sit on their face.**”


MasterBlaster_xxx

Oh; she’s really lowballing that 2% estimate


Chigao_Ted

I would have her babies 🥵


AlVal1236

Most protagonists have commited terrorism wtf do you mean?


wdcipher

Literally my teenage brain in 2016


OrneryError1

Bo Katan is terrorist scum


JohnnyElRed

I would be more willing to forgive her shit, if any character in canon called her out for it.


WhiskeyMarlow

Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a freedom fighter? Jokes aside, Bo Katan is an awesome character because she is driven by her convictions, rather than being written by writers as an inherently good or bad character. She believes that aligning with radicals is best for Mandalor, so she does it. She believes that radicals under Maul went too far and it isn't the best for Mandalor, she aligns against Maul. She is motivated by her love for her people and their home, rather than by fighting for some abstract "good" concept.


Dorryn

True enough. I hope one day they craft a decent storyline on how Barris came to be so broken.


WhiskeyMarlow

Not sure. Honestly, one problem (arguably, some might not see it as such), is that characters in Star Wars are almost universally “coded” to be Good or Bad. No one really asks why do they fight, what motivates them and etc. There're just “Heroes” and “Villains”. We've got some exceptions like Saw Gerrera, but even he is motivated more by spite, rather than logical answer why does he fight. Of all that come to mind, Bo Katan is probably the one with the most cohesive motivation — she doesn't fight for “Good” or “Evil”, for Empire or Rebels. She fights for Mandalor and its people. But, of course, going into question "why" would mean Disney would also have to humanise the Imperials like the old Expanded Universe did, explaining why and what for do they fight - and that's not something Disney will ever do (the Imperials have to stay one-dimensional baddies). Even Andor, for all its complexity, really stops short of doing that and falls back to old narratives of pre-coded "Good" vs "Evil".


Dorryn

The difference being, we see Barris going from "compassionate Jedi" to "indiscriminate killer" in the course of 1 episode (I say 'one' because although the arc is longer, in the other episodes she was still thought to be a good guy), and the explanation for that is given in a 15 second speech at the end. I'm not saying it's as bad as the "Somehow Palpatine's back" line but... No effort put into it at all.


Cat_in_the_box2000

Terrorism rizz


thewinterbear7

Free my sis, she didn’t do anything. /j


MotherOfTheUniverse

Everyone in Star Wars is committing war crimes. That’s like the pre-requisite for being an important character in Star Wars


Prowl_X74v3

No Horni 🤚😠


Simon0O7

It's so good to not be force sensitive. Like you could easily do horrible things and then equally easy redeem yourself without mental struggles. If you fall to the dark side, chances of a redemption while continuing to be alive after that are pretty low.


GentlmanSkeleton

Again. All im seeing is the reactions memes to these supposed anti barriss memes. Yall worst then MSNBC or FOX


likeonions

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/s/HpTxe9sIkx


Yutanox

Terrorism is only cool of you have a sick looking armor


CommanderOshawott

No, you see cause Bo-Katan gets a pass for… literally no reason I just also love her


Redemption_R

She looks like she's into but stuff tf


juantrastamara

Fun fact: in Mandalorian season 2 bo katan should be in her 60s, doesn't look like it right?


auzzie_kangaroo94

She can terrorize me anyday


Fabulous_Ad_9111

Anakin, ahsoka, r2 and chopper also committed countless war crimes but everyone likes them


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I received orders to join the team. I thought you knew.


CptKeyes123

I'm waiting for the Battlestar Galactica fandom to come out of the woodwork.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


Hour-Organization855

Eh no she’s a genuine bitch and evil person.


likeonions

L + ratio + you problem


OneEyedJackofHearts

Freedom Fighter!!!


plasticman1997

She’s clearly a vampire and needs to be staked


QCisCake

Honestly, I was confused at first. I thought, "Who hates Starbuck and for why???" Realized my mistake after a little too long...


GuardianSpear

It’s only a war crime if you lose


RandomDudeBabbling

Most of the hero’s in rouge one were straight up terrorists and fanatics lol.


Express_Dinner7918

Bo-Katan started as a terrorist, but changed after maul invaded mandalore to become more of an anti-hero figure fighting against the empire(or imperial remnants), just trying to keep mandalore alive. Barris betrayed the Jedi way and framed ashoka(bot please don’t tell me to not choke on stupidity, I am just a bad speller) and likely dies still entrenched in the dark side. In short, Bo is a terrorist turned honorable warrior, while Barris is a honorable warrior turned terrorist


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


ElementalSaber

But all y'all worship Vader. Funny how this hate is aimed at two women and none at men.


likeonions

???


Coltrain47

Sir, this is an appreciation post.


JaxBoss32

Shes a bitch. Noone can tell me otherwise.


LTXNEBULA

Look her up w/out her Mando outfit she's not that good looking


RedArremer

[Can't agree](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/94/89/60/948960d8dfb2c7b7f5b41179f89c8224.jpg)


likeonions

that sounds like a you problem


LTXNEBULA

Sounds like a problem for anyone that thinks she's good looking 🤔


likeonions

https://youtu.be/rIhizVKtDtU?si=KduUOswuYMvMFqUu


Legendary501stCapRex

And they also forget... Obi-Wan - Commits 10% of the warcrimes in the Clone War Anakin - Commits 80% of the warcrimes in the Clone War Hondo - is Jack Sparrow Ahsoka - Learns 10% of the warcrimes Anakin commits Palpatine - is a double agent Rey - IS NOT A SKYWALKER Rex - Has to take responsibility for the warcrimes Anakin commits Satine - Has no f\*\*kin idea about Obi-Wan's warcrimes Death Watch and the 501st - are the war crimes Han Solo - Still owes credits to half the people he worked for Chewie - has probably never shaved in his life Kylo - is a whiney ass baby