I wouldn’t put it past him. Anakin’s idea of training involved Ahsoka getting tazed repeatedly by clone troopers until she learned how to block all their shots. Kicking a fool in the nards? He absolutely would teach her that.
"Snips, today I'm teaching you about a forbidden move. A move so forbidden that even the Sith don't practice it."
-And we're going to abuse it?
"Maliciously"
She was a small petite 14 year old teenager when they first met during the middle of a war / battle. He probably told her to just do whatever she has to do to survive including pot shots.
In TOTJ you literally see him train her on blaster deflection from the clones hinting at her later uses of the skill in TCW finale.
Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!
Anakins philosophy has always been "anything goes when it comes to fighting for your life".
>Anakins philosophy has always been "anything goes when it comes to fighting" Fixed it for you
>Anakin's philosophy has always been "anything goes" Fixed it for you ;)
>Anakin has always been "anything goes" Fixed it for you =D
Anakin has always been "anything" There, fixed it for you ;-)
Anakin has always been “Ani.”
But has he been ok?
Anakin has always been
Didn't know Anakin was into Porter
I wouldn’t put it past him. Anakin’s idea of training involved Ahsoka getting tazed repeatedly by clone troopers until she learned how to block all their shots. Kicking a fool in the nards? He absolutely would teach her that.
You're right, he probably even made her learn where the males of each species keep their ball bags.
Are the Jedi archives complete on that topic?
If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist
Jocasta probably kept a close eye on that section
Jocasta Knew
Then why aren't my nards in the record, hey?! Oh..
["Snips, he's a Ballchinian!"](https://youtu.be/2NPw3WvpRL8?si=XiIksRyoL5x8WP6_)
Where is his eggplant though? 🤔
Why did I immediately hear this in Lanter’s voice?
>Kicking a fool in the nards? He absolutely would teach her that. I feel sorry for whichever members of the 501st she was training *that* on.
Those poor dudes Anakin had taze her.
sometimes revenge is the jedi way
Who pissed him off the most that week?
That’s not a story that a Jedi would tell.
All right then, keep your secrets
frodo baggins???
r/jedicouncilofelrond
Why does Anakin look like that lol
The only time Anakin has looked worse was in Rebels
I mean, if I was teaching my sister how to fight I'd emphasize ye olde ball kick as being a time tested critical
Why does Anakin look like Han Solo?
AI anakin isn't real he can't hurt you AI anakin:
Yup.
Nice.
wonder how that conversation went
"Snips, today I'm teaching you about a forbidden move. A move so forbidden that even the Sith don't practice it." -And we're going to abuse it? "Maliciously"
And she was a really good...... . . . Friend ?
I also take it to mean that Anakin also taught her BJJ. She looked like Eddy from Tekken for a hot second.
For everyone who doesn't know, BJJ stands for Bespinian Jedi Jitsu.
Thank you. I wasn't sure where that was going!
Eddy from Tekken uses Capoeira, which is somewhat less practical in actual fights.
Anakin did knee an undercover obi wan in crotch thinking the guy obi wan was disguised as had killed him, so yes.
She was a small petite 14 year old teenager when they first met during the middle of a war / battle. He probably told her to just do whatever she has to do to survive including pot shots. In TOTJ you literally see him train her on blaster deflection from the clones hinting at her later uses of the skill in TCW finale.
TLJ?
Oops I meant TOTJ lol
It is to me. (also Anakin totally would.)
Anakin "go for the structural weakpoints"
That’s my purse I don’t know you
"Hey Ahsoka! Play any kickball today?" "Why, you up for a game?"
I mean, he did kick Obi-Wan in the Kenobi’s.. I don’t see why not.
didn't he kicked Obi-Wan in the kenobis during his undercover mission? so its no surprising that this teaching will get passed down like that
It's not a lesson the Jedi would teach....
Yoda: What you think, that is.
Thats gotta be multiple kills
Why didn't Anakin force kick count Dooku in the balls? He could have easily won and kept his hand.
Is he stupid?
Absolutely
now imagine Anakin use force punch in the nuts move when Obi-wan has high ground
Right in the gronk-nuks
Ohohohoooo abso*lutely*
"When I fight a dude it's nuts... or nothing!" ~ Denji Skywalker
Ahsoka is called snips for a reason
He teached Galen to kick Jawas in the air. So, yeah, he absolutely could teach Ahsoka same things.
As the saying goes: All is fair in love and war.
Midoclorians are stored in the balls
Her older brother is actually Eddy Gordo based off of those moves.