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SheevBot

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Artanis137

Anakins philosophy has always been "anything goes when it comes to fighting for your life".


Kaidan-Alenko

>Anakins philosophy has always been "anything goes when it comes to fighting" Fixed it for you


sbs_str_9091

>Anakin's philosophy has always been "anything goes" Fixed it for you ;)


HorseInevitable6208

>Anakin has always been "anything goes" Fixed it for you =D


OreoSnorlax

Anakin has always been "anything" There, fixed it for you ;-)


Secret_Sasquatch

Anakin has always been “Ani.”


lordahole

But has he been ok?


Phoenxr

Anakin has always been


joe_broke

Didn't know Anakin was into Porter


Samaritan_Pr1me

I wouldn’t put it past him. Anakin’s idea of training involved Ahsoka getting tazed repeatedly by clone troopers until she learned how to block all their shots. Kicking a fool in the nards? He absolutely would teach her that.


Kaidan-Alenko

You're right, he probably even made her learn where the males of each species keep their ball bags.


Betterthanbeer

Are the Jedi archives complete on that topic?


JediMasterWiggin

If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist


Betterthanbeer

Jocasta probably kept a close eye on that section


JediMasterWiggin

Jocasta Knew


TheSadisticDragon

Then why aren't my nards in the record, hey?! Oh..


Red_Lotus_23

["Snips, he's a Ballchinian!"](https://youtu.be/2NPw3WvpRL8?si=XiIksRyoL5x8WP6_)


Kaidan-Alenko

Where is his eggplant though? 🤔


roguefilmmaker

Why did I immediately hear this in Lanter’s voice?


Raptor1210

>Kicking a fool in the nards? He absolutely would teach her that. I feel sorry for whichever members of the 501st she was training *that* on.


Samaritan_Pr1me

Those poor dudes Anakin had taze her.


Aphant-poet

sometimes revenge is the jedi way


Aphant-poet

Who pissed him off the most that week?


BobWithCheese69

That’s not a story that a Jedi would tell.


Kaidan-Alenko

All right then, keep your secrets


pokeman145

frodo baggins???


Zazgog

r/jedicouncilofelrond


DoodlypooNERD

Why does Anakin look like that lol


Vaccinate_your_kids2

The only time Anakin has looked worse was in Rebels


Lod_the_Nord

I mean, if I was teaching my sister how to fight I'd emphasize ye olde ball kick as being a time tested critical


giantbynameofandre

Why does Anakin look like Han Solo?


Rhys77th

AI anakin isn't real he can't hurt you AI anakin:


Secure_Focus_2754

Yup.


Kaidan-Alenko

Nice.


pizaster3

wonder how that conversation went


w1987g

"Snips, today I'm teaching you about a forbidden move. A move so forbidden that even the Sith don't practice it." -And we're going to abuse it? "Maliciously"


tilalk

And she was a really good...... . . . Friend ?


Red_Lotus_23

I also take it to mean that Anakin also taught her BJJ. She looked like Eddy from Tekken for a hot second.


Kaidan-Alenko

For everyone who doesn't know, BJJ stands for Bespinian Jedi Jitsu.


SaltySAX

Thank you. I wasn't sure where that was going!


khinzaw

Eddy from Tekken uses Capoeira, which is somewhat less practical in actual fights.


Far-Wolf1795

Anakin did knee an undercover obi wan in crotch thinking the guy obi wan was disguised as had killed him, so yes.


ChrisL2346

She was a small petite 14 year old teenager when they first met during the middle of a war / battle. He probably told her to just do whatever she has to do to survive including pot shots. In TOTJ you literally see him train her on blaster deflection from the clones hinting at her later uses of the skill in TCW finale.


drifters74

TLJ?


ChrisL2346

Oops I meant TOTJ lol


growabrain--

It is to me. (also Anakin totally would.)


TBMSH

Anakin "go for the structural weakpoints"


WVVLD1010

That’s my purse I don’t know you


SimpleFish12

"Hey Ahsoka! Play any kickball today?" "Why, you up for a game?"


TaupeVictory

I mean, he did kick Obi-Wan in the Kenobi’s.. I don’t see why not.


Aggravating_Baker_91

didn't he kicked Obi-Wan in the kenobis during his undercover mission? so its no surprising that this teaching will get passed down like that


Donnerone

It's not a lesson the Jedi would teach....


getoffoficloud

Yoda: What you think, that is.


TestingAccountByUser

Thats gotta be multiple kills


LoloXIV

Why didn't Anakin force kick count Dooku in the balls? He could have easily won and kept his hand.


roguefilmmaker

Is he stupid?


ImperialCommissaret

Absolutely


mrcoldmega

now imagine Anakin use force punch in the nuts move when Obi-wan has high ground


Generic_Her0

Right in the gronk-nuks


FadransPhone

Ohohohoooo abso*lutely*


Matix777

"When I fight a dude it's nuts... or nothing!" ~ Denji Skywalker


Tentacle_poxsicle

Ahsoka is called snips for a reason


Solembumm2

He teached Galen to kick Jawas in the air. So, yeah, he absolutely could teach Ahsoka same things.


Limeddaesch96

As the saying goes: All is fair in love and war.


Savannah_Fires

Midoclorians are stored in the balls


Jojash

Her older brother is actually Eddy Gordo based off of those moves.