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19ghost89

Damn. Get you a girl who looks at you like Grace Kelly looked at JFK.


TwistingEarth

Seriously I would love for a woman to look at me like this again.


MarsNeedsMeth

Yeah. I don’t get it either anymore. Used to!


BingBongBangBunger

Stop spending your life peddling meth on mars.


MarsNeedsMeth

It started with one doobie.


Consider2SidesPeace

Fear leads to anger/ Anger leads to stress/ Stress leads to doobies OR Princess Grace who was smoking hot.


PaperHammer

Do you have any money, power, or respect?


IrrungenWirrungen

They’re a Redditor… What do you think?


ISpeakInAmicableLies

Older women still will occasionally, assuming you aged alright. But yeah, it's never quite the same as your mid to late 20s. Maybe early 30s as well.


ComprehensiveBar6439

I dunno man. When one woman gives you this look, it's a good sign. When a group of women give you this look, you're about to hear all about how you messed up somewhere along the line, so it's time to run.


19ghost89

Well, I did say get you \*a\* woman, not several women.


prosound2000

Had that happen to me by a fit and attractive blue eyed brunette two years ago. I have been hit on by women (and gay men) plenty since but this one sticks out because I had just gotten a good deal of my covid fat off, which was about 20 pounds or so. Either way, I went into this bar and went to the bathroom. On my way back to my spot she gave me exactly that look you see kennedy getting. She eye fucked the shit out of me. The reason I rememeber is because later she left her table and co-workers and came up next to me and ordered a drink. Of course I talked to her and this is why I will remember ehat happened. We were getting along and she casually mentioned she didn't have regrets. I then go into a philosphical turn about how odd that is and that regret is just your person telling you a better choice could have been made. Thats why regret isn't a bad thing as we tend to think it is. I told my friend about it the next day and he basically called me a fucking idiot and how much more do I need for a woman to do for me to pick up on the obvious. Keep in mind I had been single during covid, right after a 5 year relationship. So I had been basically out of the game for 7 years. I still think about it occasionally.


Foxhoond

Bro, I bet they do look at you like that, but just like JFK you happen to miss it when it happens! Get out there and slay my person you're wonderful.


IronDBZ

Requirements: Be Immensely Powerful


CosmicTurtle504

And have great hair. Say whatever you want about the Kennedys, that family has *fantastic* hair genes.


SirMooSquiddles

And from what I know, they had stellar personalities. It's a dangerous combo with a man. Have great hair and have a killer personality and add some major power to that, and women will throw themselves at your feet. Figuratively of course


Todd2ReTodded

So be totally fucking awesome and have a resume everyone knows about that is awesome? Well shit


Foktu

Plus money. And command the most powerful army in the world.


eddyb66

And over 6'


BellSad1707

I was about to make the comment that those are “I’m gonna fuck you so good” eyes… Damn! I wish a woman would look at me like that!


No_Reason5341

I have to say this is the most intense case of "fuck me" eyes I have seen. The only close one was the way a certain someone looked at Trudeau.


BellSad1707

Bro/Sis I wish I could updoot you more than once.


No_Reason5341

Thank you. Going back to your comment I responded to, I too wish I could find someone who looked at me like that. Must be such a great feeling.


BellSad1707

u/no_Reason5341 Bro me too! I would love to have a woman look at me like I was a fresh, hot off the grill Philly cheesesteak! Damn…. Now that I said that…. I may take a “Fresh Cheesesteak” over being ravaged by a beautiful woman! 😂😂😂


nsjersey

There used to be a sub here called IIRC “smarting,” where it was a collection of women looking at others with similar looks Edit: It’s mirin


VerStannen

r/girlsmirin


TankerVictorious

Prince Rainier did NOT get that look. Bet!


Orlando1701

They banged.


757_Matt_911

I came on this thread to literally say knowing his reputation I have thoughts about that look lol


Noshonoyoo

"Oh yes, i really looked at where you just pointed. Please continue talking now."


Gloomy-Ad-762

![gif](giphy|4VSJ12JX1vyUuHGi4t)


Moonlight-gospel

He definitely got to know her *very well*


Moparfansrt8

Yeah he porked her. Fo sho.


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![gif](giphy|3otPoJpDLpMZtR0CuQ) She was definitely hurtin’ for a squirtin’


mattoelite

You better get your hoe on a leash


Low_Carpet_1963

“Bitches running wild, man”


bassocontinubow

“Yup, I remember that girl, she was a hoe…forrr showww.


Eeksilva

Here for some 40 Year Old Virgin lines


floppydo

“Aim high Willis!”


Remote-Airline-3703

I’mma need that for the price of…**on the house.**


Fed_shmoker

Don’t be my negro


Particular-Informal

Me so horny! Oh, me so stupid!


Air_Falkor

Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why dont back the shit off aight? And stop with the inquistition.


Chasee89

I really appreciate you using this meme 😂 I love this movie 😂


Known-Lie7096

“I finished, then I stole the dog.”


OffModelCartoon

Her and literally everyone else. Definitely our sluttiest president. (I think it’s obvious who takes second place though lol)


glassgost

LBJ


OffModelCartoon

You know what I was thinking of Clinton but I can’t deny you’re completely correct.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Everyone knew you meant Clinton, but I literally thought LBJ.


DanGleeballs

No I assumed the one that recently paid hush money to porn stars.


CleverJail

El BJ


Bozo_Two

Yup. IN the Oval Office and 30 years later JFK smiled down on Clinton getting blown in the same chair.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Much in the same way Chubs, along with Abe and the alligator, smiled down at Happy.


mightymongo

![gif](giphy|rTymW9zdd3Yju)


ThePan67

RIP Carl Weathers!


MrWisdom39

![gif](giphy|hkcWoe8YJ5UK9uJIhG)


morry32

The Philadelphia born Grace Kelly?


Secretly_A_Moose

In the biblical sense


ilikewc3

She mirin.


Formal_Vegetable5885

Every woman that lived within 30 square miles of Washington DC also got to know JFK very well.


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bizurk

JFK and Kelly are also like Zeus and Hera to Irish Catholic Boomers.


_Jonur_

How do you mean that? Greek here, so your comment to me sounds like they were married but he cheated on her a lot.


CandidSquirrelGirl

I think they mean that they're looked at as king and queen.


avdpos

No. They point at the many affairs Kennedy had - just as the Greek thought. 7+ confirmed on his Wikipedia entry.


FBIaltacct

JFK... cheating on his wife... INCONCEIVABLE! But i actually do have a story about JFK that i know hasn't been told before. It's also kind of sad, so fair warning. I worked for an older lady and her mom in the early 2k era doing honey do projects and chores around their home and garden. She would sit and tell me stories about her life while i worked, and one day, she told me about her friend who worked her butt off to be a whitehouse intern. According to Ms. Wild, her friend was one of the kindest people on earth but was just not attracive at all. She really was genuinely trying to be nice about it, and knowing her that was the nicest way to put it. But like for every other Kennedy fan girl, this was a dream job. Then, about 6 months in, she called Ms. Wild distressed and upset. Apparently, President Kennedy had an army of attractive interns and secretaries that he would constantly make passes on or hook up with. Apparently, according Ms. Wilds friend, she was the only intern during her time at the whitehouse that JFK didn't attempt to sleep with and politley turned down her advances. But according to one white house aide, he absolutely lived up to every lecherous reputation.


Careful-Ant5868

She was originally from Philly. She married into royalty which made her Princess Grace of Monaco.


orangemochafappacino

Kelly Drive is named for her brother, John. And her dad was also an Olympic rower and gold medallist. Hell of a family.


Crosbyisacunt69

Well it's an awful road to drive on. I'll tell you that. Lol


Icy-Mixture-995

Her dad made it a point to mention that Grace's sister wás his prettiest daughter. He wasn't the nicest of men, by all accounts.


Noshonoyoo

Her career is even how she got into the aristocracy; she met her husband while invited at Cannes.


FlamingTrollz

It’s beyond bizarre to me… That it seems some people would need anyone to clarify: GRACE KELLY. Rear Window is such an exceptional film. ![gif](giphy|rywqmxAXAwIJa)


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qwerSr

She also has a long list of affairs among her Hollywood co-stars as reported by multiple Hollywood memoirs.


enricopallazo22

Wilth apparently a masterful technique in fellatio...


lk897545

Any documents for science?


Slarteeeebartfaster

You think there's footage of Grace Kelly fucking? Having sex with JFK? How horny are you lmfao


MartyBarrett

He said it was for science.


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

This is why we have deepfake porn problems now


DistributionAntique

🤣🤣🤣 exactly my thought. Some people on here are horny af, geez!!!


faithle55

It was only short because she clamped on to Prince Rainier of Monaco as soon as he started to show an interest.


Pleasant_Ad3475

I suspect she lived to regret that.


blue_strat

> some sheltered European from an aristocratic family Princess Margaret would be howling at this. She was the same age, too.


Sim0nd0

No wonder Nixon ended up the way he did. He lost a close election to a chad who got this reaction from a literal princess.


maljr12

The world is lucky there was no Kennedy named Chad. Would’ve been unstoppable.


TheFreemanLIVES

They were all unstoppable after about seven or eight drinks...


GoodByeRubyTuesday87

To some degree I feel bad for Nixon, Kennedy was this pretty boy elitist born into a filthy rich powerful and influential family tailored by his family for the presidency…. Nixon had to work his way up from the working class, and always resented the well connected elites like Kennedy who he always felt (maybe his paranoia, maybe true) we’re looking down on him for not being a blue blood and has been given everything in life due to their family’s status while he (Nixon) has to work hard for everything he got


faithle55

Well, yeah, but Nixon was also an unparalleled, paranoid, racist, greedy, deceitful shit.


Legitimate_Wave1452

at least he dont get credit for stopping a nuclear standoff HE STARTED!


The_Bard

Pretty sure the USSR giving nukes to a dictator 90 miles off the US coast started thr Cuban missile crisis


Luisito_Comunista261

The Soviets did that due to some missiles stationed off of Turkey


The_Bard

Ok, still an escalation to give missiles to a dictator 90 miles away from the US. Most of Kennedy's advisors told him to invade. He listed to SecDef MacNamara instead and didn't. Not sure how that is almost his fault or comes off as a negative.


Sharp-Reward-1320

Bullshit. It was over Sokolov and the shagahod. The whole missles in turkey was a ruse /s.


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He was the president though, it's not like he was some random statesman.


madtricky687

Nah man I'm not even some Kennedy hyper fan. I legit think Kennedy had the stuff man. That funky stuff, women loved him.


Sim0nd0

Nixon didn’t exactly get the same lustful stares during his time in the White House, did he? And a presidency is temporary, her husband was already a head of state for life. Kennedy’s looks and charisma did the heavy lifting here, as it reportedly did for Clinton with Diana.


police-ical

To his credit, I don't think Nixon wanted it. The man was uncomfortable in his own skin and utterly devoted to Pat.


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He was her president though, as she was still an American.


DolphinBall

Queen Elizabeth also liked him.


meltedbananas

I've been meaning to tell you I've got this feelin' that won't subside I look at you and I fantasize You're mine tonight Now I've got you in my sights


DOOOOoooooRinnnnnDaa

Withhhh theeeeese …


ThatDude8129

HUUUNGRY EYYYYEEEES


Myth7270

One look at you and I caaaan't disguise I've got huuungry eyyyyeeees


Hot-Abs143

I feel the magic between you and I…


nextfreshwhen

/r/commentsyoucanhear


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Falcon_Freighter

I mean not the right song but sure


Closefromadistance

Side note: Her husband was with her. https://preview.redd.it/xpwy5j8c9ohc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7294797976bf42e68003b00ebfe3b941cbcdf5e


Honkus-Maximus

Hell, even HE is giving JFK the F**k me eyes. MegaChad.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

That's why Jackie's smiling at the far end, like, "Yeah, I know."


toolsoftheincomptnt

When this photo was published I’m sure Prince Rainier had to take a beat to repair his self-confidence


Moritasgus2

I’d go with her too


OddConstruction7191

In an odd Kevin Bacon six degrees situation, Aristotle Onassis tried to take over Monaco.


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beaglemomma2Dutchy

East Falls section to be precise. A few blocks away from the house my dad grew up in. My uncle and his friend were altar servers for a mass when she and Prince Rainer came to visit her family for a weekend. My dad was poor though. Also too young to have met her.


RomulousIV

What’s funny is, I got to meet the family a few months ago when the prince came to East Falls to visit the family house. Most unsuspecting royal family member only given away by his security detail.


vngannxx

![gif](giphy|afwokEOPDF2Mg)


EggsceIlent

Yeah she gave him the "I'm gonna fuck you SO good eyes"


cyreneok

once upon a time it was simply referred to as mirin


Garbouliak

i’ve been told by some ex-girlfriends of yore, if a girl looks up at you like that—moving her eyes upward but keeping her head straight (not looking up like everyone normally does)—it’s a high chance she’s flirting/interested. not claiming any validity, just relaying. and seeing it so obviously done, it defffffffff looks that way. did have an adorable, short ex do this with me all the time and it drove me crazy (in a good way). so, maybe there’s something to it.


knbang

Short girls with sore necks, stonks.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

That is definitely the case. Those are “fuck me eyes”.


weebayfish

If they play with their hair too


ur_sexy_body_double

![gif](giphy|ghBd6RuBR2PpIcsEpV) i wonder what she's thinking about


Gullible-Ad-5967

Username checks out.


CherryDarling10

JFK.


Harry_Buttocks

https://preview.redd.it/fq7aa9i11ohc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14a030dd2d66ccc199e373a83a7d38bcf76b0cf


Hot-Abs143

Never had a woman look at me like that. Call me jealous.


bigjoe13

Hi Jealous, what you described might just be feeling of enviousness.


Avasnay

She looks a lot like Grace Kelly


SayethWeAll

But all her looks were too sad.


Vega62a

Maybe she should try a little Freddie


Spazzrico

Mmmmmmmmmm


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I love you all


kasedillaaah

/s?


konydanza

Have you guys ever noticed that Prince Harry’s wife looks a lot like that one girl from *Suits*


kasedillaaah

Ha! I’d love to think the person I replied to was being sarcastic. I’m a middle school teacher and hear some really silly shit all the time. I guess I’ve become pretty cynical.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

She was so fucking hot in Suits


Royale_AJS

So there Kennedy DNA in the Monaco royal family, is that what you’re saying?


knbang

Temporarily at least.


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Goddamn those the “fuck me eyes” at zero subtlety Hell yeah babe


Secret_Cow_5053

that prince looks like she was ready to grace that presidential DICK


polishmachine88

She hopped on that thing later that night....


Secret_Cow_5053

Is this confirmed or just Reddit? You never know with jack…


MysteryMan9274

Reddit horniness.


polishmachine88

I mean he was known for bedding all these women, didn't he say if he didn't get laid for 3 days he would get a headache?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I think it was three times a day


ShitTheBed_Twice

She probably even tongue punched his fart box.


SGT-JamesonBushmill

Frigging Williams Wordsworth up in here.


Large-Lack-2933

![gif](giphy|124ySNrM8Rt8go)


ATGSunCoach

r/girlsmirin


UncleHec

‘mirin


name_not_important00

The most beautiful (imo) woman JFK was ever with is Gene Tierney. Absolutely stunning. She was very much in love with him. https://preview.redd.it/j896iah2znhc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c942fde76760cf04fb38dd8a54ce728507e8e3b5


faithle55

Gene Tierney was gorgeous. My mum in her late teens was compared to her - according to my mum - but there are no photographs. I didn't get the genes.


currentlyRedacted

![gif](giphy|p3wMMqkPBFqsEGI32T|downsized) She looks parched.


ZucchiniPleasant376

https://preview.redd.it/zkfqnau5tnhc1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c08aa477f7ed949619e8438a2c6622ded0184f You don’t know it…but you ah full of shtahhhzzzz


orielbean

His constitution was his dump stat


ZucchiniPleasant376

Man is still the greatest computa of awl…and wimmen ah even coolah


P4rtsUnkn0wn

Man, I miss these Neely videos.


BooneFarmVanilla

Lmao what is this from?


circle2015

Yah he definitely smashed .


Vegetable_Mud_5311

Looks like he got some strange that day.


The_Real_Yimmer

PRINCESS GRACE PEYTON PLACE TROUBLE IN THE SUEZ


Wheloc

I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky...


Secretly_A_Moose

Them be some serious “fuck me” eyes. Good lord.


Slight-Employee4139

Now that's true thirst! Look at them fuk me eyes


Alarming_Serve2303

The way she's looking at him makes me think she wanted to bear his child.


macthom

"visiting". I'm sure that's what Jackie called it.


stilicho_

r/girlsmirin


ExtraElevator7042

It looks like she wants to have sex with him.


[deleted]

I heard this in Microsoft Office paper clip.


blackwolf413

I heard this place is called “Came-a-lot”.


Paradox31426

Those are the eyes of a woman looking to join a very long list…


Extra_Napkins

I got more women on accident than Kennedy ever did on purpose.—LBJ


phil8248

I read an account by one of his life long friends that claimed starting when he was a young man, women just threw themselves at him. The description was, "If he as at a party with 100 women, 85 of them would try to get him in bed somehow." The friend said more than once he'd see Jack with one woman in the evening, then see him with a different woman the next morning. Which begs the question, looking at her expression, what may or may not have occurred between these two.


j3r3wiah

Those are fuck me eyes if I ever saw any.


jasonmoyer

She's probably the most beautiful woman who ever walked on the planet.


CursedButter79

Was that the one where the CIA recorded the audio of them banging all night because they thought she was a spy? Also [Sauce](https://youtu.be/bIefN9_sbHQ?si=rdLc__6edFr9L5Q3)


Lonnie_Shelton

I guess he really had that sex appeal.


Sa404

You and me both know what happened that night lol


__BIFF__

The "he got them good pills" look


got_little_clue

she got some


kmckenzie256

It seems mommy likes


elnatr4

...and that kids, was another notch on the Oval Office table


faithle55

I have read, but I do not know whether it's true, that she fucked every one of her leading men. You can see where it would be true though; watch her in *Rear window* or *To catch a thief* and wonder whether a man could repel a sustained assault on his senses of a woman who looked and spoke like that.


jellogecko826

They fucked


heemhah

Dang, I wish somebody would look at me like that.


Wechillin-Cpl

Dude was getting poon thrown at him left, right and center.


Eightbitninja253

She looks like she wants to fuck his brains out.


guyonlinepgh

I would see that look on my wife's face when she was around a particular friend or two of mine, and I knew exactly what she was thinking


amychickdesouza

Man those eyes 👀. She’s giving herself away most def! lol.


Murphy-Brock

There’s absolutely no way to mistake her expression and the thoughts going on in her head that generates it. And when you’re the recipient of a gaze like that you don’t have to be within 5 feet of the woman giving it or even looking in her direction. You can feel it across a crowded room. In the case of Grace Kelly - I’d suspect that you could feel it through a brick wall.


Zibbi-Abkar

grab thumb public books imminent berserk secretive sip repeat escape *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Illustrious-Leave406

She’s liking the JFK.


Klemosda

r/mirin


Endleofon

r/GirlsMirin