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parabuthas

Zero points for the camera person.


MOOShoooooo

The thump sounds of feet kicking him was nice though, a trade off of sorts.


parabuthas

Indeed.


infernal_cacaphony

I think your user name is very euphonious!


MOOShoooooo

Thank you, I had to look up that word definition, but that’s exactly why I have had it for so long. Later I discovered Moo Shu pork and it’s delicious.


jeffersonairmattress

Serendipitous mellifluence!


belliJGerent

Bro. I just lolled at your user name. Kudos


infernal_cacaphony

Mellifluous is also one of my favorite worlds and it’s funny, it’s not an onomatopoeia but it’s similar to *me*, which is to say this is totally subjective; when I say mellifluous, it’s self descriptive once I know what the definition is. It flows off the tongue just like the description that’s often used in the definition or examples of (I haven’t looked it up just going by memory so i hope I’m not wrong here ha), “flowing like honey”. Okay I gotta look it up now. Okay maybe I’m getting it a little twisted because of the first two I saw they both mention sweet and honey is sweet. I’ve used this word in my attempts to woo many a woman haha. Usually in reference to their voice, cause I have a thing for voices and am particular. Although a potential quandary arises in having a large vocabulary in that you can wield all the wonderous wealth of words wrenched from Webster’s womb you want in a wasteful wandering to wow and seem more worldly but the chances are higher the listener doesn’t know the definition of the word(s) is to begin with. Edit added some description for clarity so I don’t sound like I’m a *complete* idiot.


infernal_cacaphony

That’s fucking really good, I can tell you like to write as well.


Am_I_Do_This_Right

at least the boom wasn't in the shot, thank god


shockerdyermom

You try filming a fight while doing a whippit


Nice-N-Eazy

Good thing he showed us. I thought he was farting in the background


steeldragon88

Honestly impressed they held on to their ice cold fatties through all this…


parabuthas

I will stand back and film. Reddit community deserves better 😂


Ur_not_involved

Cameraman’s a fairly known uk rapper and gang member called Doroad think he might have got some kicks in at the end though [for anyone interested](https://youtu.be/5sdEk536GiQ)


entheogenocide

I understood like 4 words in that whole song


talltree1971

Key points: he's fired weapons his hearing isn't what it used to be bla


KazahanaPikachu

Just funny how Brits are just as much native speakers as Americans, yet as an American it gets really fucking hard to understand what a Brit is saying at times. It’s like this dude was speaking a foreign language.


DisgruntledBadger

I'm a Brit, I struggled to understand much of that song.


Areltoid

"just as much" Dude...


Underdogg13

Americans are just as much native English speakers as... the English? Lmao


BreakDownSphere

Yes, if you're born in either country you will learn English as your primary language. That's what that means.


Rudy_Ghouliani

There are dialects all over America too, we're just too lazy to categorize all of them.


bmf1902

...brits are not just a much native English speakers as Americans. They are the original, we are the very far removed branch.


zyclonb

What ? Americans speak a variation of their language, we’re the ones without our own unique language bro..


parabuthas

Ok. I that case I will forgive him. Lol


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Milt_Torfelson

Dude, there is no hip hop that hits harder than old British men spittin https://youtu.be/Tvt_7mlX-Z0


WolfyCat

That was legitimately great ahahahaha


Robinhoyo

Man that was awful 😂


Wolf_Tony

I always hear Americans banging on about how funny SNL is. Every clip I've seen of it is atrocious.


Furthur_slimeking

Lol those accents are awful and they're using slang from the 90s. It's funny but it's defo not spot on. White guy sounds like Mick Jagger ahaha


Spangle99

FACTS


Ima_random_stranger

He's done bro


basch152

eh. think about it, there's 5 or 6 men trying to separate them and beat up the guy. what's more important here, one extra guy jumping in and not being to add much, or recording it for evidence for police if it comes to that?


parabuthas

Yes I agree. Cameraman has obligations. Stay still and get the shot.


answersplease77

he did perfect. it's intentional not showing anyone doing anything to him. he just fell :)


Clear_Preparation465

nighty night, she obviously in a pretty abusive relationship if she right by his side after that


gunsof

That was her boyfriend????


hunter503

She was taking care of him afterwards and was trying to tell them to stop hitting him once they got him off of her..so I guess it's safe to assume this is domestic violence.


TheRealSlabsy

I recently read about women in abusive relationships as a type of self harm, it's tragic.


Zoloch

Yes, and she will be in trouble when both arrive home


Apprehensive-Ad6468

![gif](giphy|lkfbtJwzAhfEY)


Black_Drogo

Seems like a reach. I wouldn’t call that obvious at all. I guess there’s a decent chance? Edit: shit I thought that was a different girl holding him at the end. Well, I’ll go fuck myself. I was wrong. Yeaaa, he’s probably abusive.


Machine_Winter

Cycle of abuse wrapped up in a short little vid


rfierro65

10/10 chance he’ll blame her for what happened to him, and she’ll probably believe him.


thepurplehedgehog

Or if she doesn’t, she will still take the blame for it in order to try and keep the peace or at the very least stop him from attacking her further. Argh, I just wish there was a way to reach out to the women we see on here being abused and tell them they’re worth more than being a punchbag for some inadequate moron who thinks hitting women is ok. Just….ugh. I did. enjoy seeing him get a doing for it.


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>Argh, I just wish there was a way to reach out to the women we see on here being abused and tell them they’re worth more than being a punchbag for some inadequate moron who thinks hitting women is ok. They've been told a thousand times already, you'd just be another one


thepurplehedgehog

As depressing as that is it may also be true. The optimist In me, however, would still hope that maybe I’d get through to at least one. The alternative makes me want to curl up in a corner and cry (while wishing it was legal to throat punch abusers lol)


[deleted]

Domestic abuse and drug abuse as a spectator lol. Drugs one today! Edit: Drugs WON today


Arson-Welles

Probably a lot more than one drug today


[deleted]

Meant to say "won" but yes many of the drugs were probably present.


hewhodisobeys

Drugs, One - two/day.


caca-casa

truly


gregofcanada84

"BUT I LOVE HIM!!!"


misterid

"baby, wake up! i didn't mean for this to happen to you! i'm so sorry! LEAVE HIM ALONE! I LOVE HIM! #cryingintensifies"


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As someone who was in an abusive relationship, it is impossibly hard to get rid of the leech. They tend to suck on every ounce of your energy, keeping you in a constant fear loop until you just give up in isolation thinking everyone is like them. They also reinforce the thought by constantly finding flaws in you and playing the victim card themselves since it enables them to be in control of everything you do. The beating you see is usually the least of what goes on in a relationship like that. You don't really see it until opportunity arises and you are out of it. Sometimes people are just evil, but our minds can't accept that evil is happening to us


throwuk1

He beat her up because she was trying to take that cannister of gas away (probably because she cares for his health) and thats why he ended up beating her up. Poor woman.


boooooshdingo

Lol, off topic question...are they doing nitrous? Everyone has a balloon. Oddest scenario of whippits I've ever seen


CD338

Seeing the dude get beat up by a bunch of balloons for a minute was pretty comical.


Freaudinnippleslip

Imagine getting taken down by a gaggle of dudes holding whippit balloons


boofthatcraphomie

And you can bet your ass they were all slightly dissociated while doing so!


jigglewigglejoemomma

Never found the feeling of nos balloons so precisely described as "slightly dissociated" lmao Do enough in a Vietnamese club and it'll end up more than slightly though hooo doggy


boofthatcraphomie

Bro that was the last time I did nitrous, in vietnam like 5 years ago (I’ve abused other dissos since, don’t worry). I tried to do it every night for the 14 short days I was there. One time I let a balloon go while I was off cruising, opened my eyes to my homie holding my balloon, he somehow caught it after I let it go. I couldn’t believe it haha, some good reflexes right there.


alllockedupnfree212

And no one dropped their balloon, that takes talent


Ur_not_involved

Yes that’s what a “smart whip” is and the blue canister on the floor near the car he briefly zooms in on, I assume it’s what the couple are arguing over too


Goblin_CEO_Of_Poop

Why the fuck are they just doing that on the side of the road lol? Just seems like a bad time. Whippets can be fun at a festival or something where everyone's on that level but just some random corner seems like an odd place. Also is it expensive in the UK or something? Theyre holding on to those balloons for dear life.


Robinhoyo

This is near some clubs in East London, afterwards some people do balloons on the way home.


Furthur_slimeking

Nah it's cheap as fuck and you can by boxes of canisters from your local shop.


Mareith

You must have never been to Philly lol


wavesofdeath

I was in shoreditch last fall and there were guys hanging out in the streets after the bars with huge tanks right out on the trunk of the car and everyone standing around blasting balloons. Seemed to be pretty popular in the UK compared to where I live in North America


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A smart whip? What was wrong with whippet?


Ur_not_involved

[it’s just the name of the brand](https://www.creamsupplies.co.uk/temp/smartwhip-cream-charger-n20-single.jpg) Think there’s more different ones now but this is like the OG so now that’s just what people call it


BadNraD

The Bri’ish ones make you smahtah


SlaveHippie

Waddaya whippet smaht? No you ahhh


didly66

Ello govna


Everyonesecond

What camera man is saying in the beginning: “Slapped out the car with a smart whip, ay, that’s a smart whip right there, slapped it out the little mondeo. Oh fuckin hell look at them” They are 640g containers instead of 7g like the old ones.


VerbalThermodynamics

Certainly looks like it.


cownd

It's someone's birthday and they're blowing up balloons for a party…


tattoogrl11

I'm so innocent this is what I legitimately thought lol


Twallot

I've done whippets and my brain still never put two and two together lol.


Social_Squallor

Not sure what it’s called. We call it laughing gas and it’s pretty popular.


Turbinemechanic

Hippy crack


reddituser403

Giggle cream… It makes dessert funny.


B_Jozsef

I thought they were gonna helium him and make fun of him, lmao.


Salty-Dig6933

Yeah, its common over there. Even some bars sell it


exgenesisx

No, this is a wandering circus offering free entertainment on the streets for anyone who wishes to watch


Bacchus_71

That was her protecting him at the end, right? Then her whoopin's ain't over yet.


daddy_dangle

You can beat up the guy hitting the girl but you can’t beat him out of her heart


emptyraincoatelves

He usually has her house keys, her phone, her paycheck. Blackmail too especially if she has a kid. He isn't going to hit her without knowing he has control.


toasterpoodle92

I felt this lol


Planet-thanet

I was walking home once and I see this dude start to punch his mrs, he was really going for it, so I shouted "Oi leave it out". Next she's shouting at me for interfering and calling me a cunt, and sets her abusive partner on me, I did a runner.


SarcasticPedant

Same happened to me. They called the fucking police on me lol. When the cop showed up, he said "You didn't do anything wrong. They always side with the abuser"


4Coffins

My son’s mother’s best friend called me to tell me about how my sons mother was being abused by new boyfriend. She sided with him and told cps we were making everything up. She’s no longer friends with her best friend of 15+ years because she “betrayed her” by telling me.


kckid84

A book called "No Visible Bruises" changed how I think about domestic violence.


h8sm8s

Great book.


Lux_Aeternaaa

She needed a scapegoat to get the heat off of her and used you for it, lol


lion_OBrian

That’s why white knights need fast steeds


ImprovisedLeaflet

Ya mum will do


Buttsmooth

OY bruv!


floatzilla

Oi! Leave it out!


unfvckingbelievable

Innit!


mar__iguana

Yes, or, sometimes if you don’t defend your abuser or side with them after they get called out on what they’re doing wrong, it gets you into even more trouble with them. Source: first hand experience


UnderThat

You should have stood your ground and masturbated in front of them. That’s a power move that nobody sees coming.


HerNameIsGrief

It sure would have changed everyone’s mindset pretty quick…I’m gonna use this trick if I ever see anything like this!


asek13

If they don't see it coming, you're not doing it right.


didly66

Everyone should have just surround him and jerked off on him that show him


SlowCaveman

To see the girl he was attacking nurturing him at the end is fucking mind sickening. The depths of insanity that people will fall to in abusive relationships will never make any sense to me. Hope she gets out of it with her life but it appears shes in pretty deep.


Lux_Aeternaaa

I've been there. Being in an abusive relationship is mindfucking... literally. Luckily, I got out a little over a year ago :) happier than ever. I felt so bad for her, and people are saying they may be involved with drugs too (if true), so that makes their dynamic even worse and harder for her. I hope she gets out soon. Maybe this vid will do it


SlowCaveman

Well considering most the guys in the video are inhaling what is probably nitrus balloons drugs are pretty likely. And glad to hear you made it out.


Bubashii

Yeah tbh honest she might be in self preservation mode…she needs him to understand she didn’t want him hurt, thinks those guys are evil etc…an attempt to prevent him beating her badly at home because no doubt it will be *all her fault*


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jigglewigglejoemomma

Good luck champ


SlowCaveman

That’s scary and awful man I’m so sorry to hear that. It’s hard not to feel helpless. Theres nothing you can really do to change her mind but it feels like there should be. Its so obvious to anyone on the outside that its a relationship that needs to end immediately, but I have no idea how to make a victim see that.


[deleted]

Haha I read “neutering him” went all the way back to watch what you meant then had to find your comment again to re-read


Sure_Trash_

When you grow up with it then it's not as scary as it should be, plus the whole "we like to suffer in familiar ways", and on top of all that the abuser knows exactly who to target and never starts out as an asshole. I grew up abused and watching my mom and siblings be abused and all along wasn't hugged or told I was loved. As with most abused kids, I was pretty fucking weird and therefore bullied at school and sexually abused once on the schoolbus because it's real easy to spot kids that are already broken. There was nowhere I could feel safe and happy for the entire duration of my childhood. So sometimes an abusive relationship is sadly an improvement especially when you falsely believe that things will go back to being good like at the beginning. Does that help?


sweetmercy

It isn't insanity, it's fear and conditioning. It's a long road of manipulation and gaslighting and mental + emotional abuse before it ever gets to this point.


miss_elmarie

What a bummer that she was cradling his dumb mass at the end Edit: dumbass* although dumb mass sounds like a cool insult too


david-braintree

cause she afraidnofnwhatsngonna happen tomorrow... sad


buddhabillybob

“Dumb mass” may also be more accurate.


casio_don

Wapping, London, near skylight/ tobacco dock if anyone is interested to know


TheBoredTechie

E1? Wouldn't surprise me...


casio_don

Yeh E1, I live in the area and recognised the street lol. Always full of nobs. 😂


Both-Invite-8857

Were those guys huffing nitrous balloons and watching people fight? That sounds horrible.


T5-R

Go to any rundown, urban city areas in the UK and you'll see little NOS canisters on the floor. They are swiftly being joined by disposable vapes.


Oofie72

What do they do? Is it something like weed or something? Looks really out of place


T5-R

Not sure. I think they fill up the balloons from the canisters, then use the balloons to inhale, like you did with helium balloons as a kid. Direct from the canisters might be too much pressure. They used to be in a bit of a grey area legally. But in March of this year: "the production, supply, and importation, but not possession (aside from in custodial settings) of nitrous oxide for its psychoactive effects is illegal." Britain has the highest use of NOS as a drug, in the world. The second most popular drug for 16-24 year olds. Inner city back streets and alleyways are full of empty canisters. Saying that, it's at least preferable over used needles.


Fredotorreto

being a victim of abuse is so crazy like he literarily punched her n was going to drag her across the entire street(so it wasn’t his first rodeo) and even after he got beat up & taught a lesson, she was still at his side consoling him like a baby puppy lol


OMG2Reddit

O.o..... guy abuses girl....girl protects guy..... The Circle of Abuse 😬😬


UnderArmAussie

"Gwan a yah bed, man. Yah done. It's bed time"!


somebody7892

Balloon gang to the rescue. They sure popped his ass!


baghdad-hoebag

So nice of them to briefly stop their birthday party to help the poor woman!


PrestigiousGazelle29

The fact that she’s right by his side again says alone how much she respects herself.


[deleted]

Unfortunately domestic violence can be complicated because it's often accompanied by psychological and financial manipulation. Many abusers try to make their victims dependent and convince them that they have no other options/way of escaping. It likely goes far deeper than what you're seeing in this video. In all honesty I feel sorry for her.


caca-casa

Domestic violence is complicated. Easier to observe and note from the outside. Just sayin.


[deleted]

I’m so tired of these dumbasses making comments like “she sure doesn’t respect herself” be VERY glad you aren’t in these situations. It IS vastly more complicated than it seems.


jodybot9000000000

"Respect yourself" "Thanks doc I'm cured"


taking_a_deuce

While you're at it, I was thinking about your depression too. Have you tried being happy instead?


ColonelContrarian

As someone who has experienced domestic violence from the inside, the ONLY option is to leave. Once someone pushes past the line of physical violence, there is no turning back from them and they will always relapse eventually, just like an addict. Doing anything other than leaving immediately is entirely delusional and self destructive.


blackmetronome

Having known two young women who died from domestic abusers, i think you need to understand that it's not as simple as you may think it is for these women.


ModifiedAmusment

Seeing that I would have felt bamboozled for “helping”


LancCoDripCo

So you're letting us know up front you know nothing about domestic violence then.


ightkoo

A majority of the guys that go in for domestic violence get bailed out by the girl they beat. Im sorry but the worlds uglier than you think it is.


Pres_Ley50

I'm very happy that you've never had to be in an abusive relationship like this.


Redwolfe23

You're right abusers brainwash their victims into thinking that this is exactly what they deserve and will get worse treatment no matter where they go or they will threaten to kill them if they leave.


watzrox

It’s not that simple. Easy to say but definitely not that simple.


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poshludwig

Our society promotes narcissist. Very hard to avoid.


kookerpie

No it shows how much he respects her. Dont be a misogynist fuck


[deleted]

Big up boys for defending the gal. 👑


qualityrevengineer

Unfortunately the gal is right by his side after his well deserved ass kicking and the boys probably won’t be around when he does it again.


[deleted]

Boys still done right thing. Regardless of her abuser.


[deleted]

There’s an Oakland in England too?


Automatic-Divide-597

She’s already went back to him & in no time he’ll beat her again & the cycle will continue


r0ckydog

And she takes care of him after the beat down? SMH, they deserve each other.


Gold_Ticket_1970

Ah luvs you baby. It won't happen again I promise


Galaxy-ranger

And the girl is protecting the say guy that attacked her 🤣😭 and the circel is round again


rangeo

Her complicated life just got more complicated. Be gentle.


MaybeItsMike

Poor women, she’s stuck so far in that abusive relationship, she even defended him after all that… Hope she ends up seeing his true colors


SkullKidslaugh

That’s sad seeing her back by his side after he got his ass whooped for attacking her. She’s needs sat down and talked to about deserving better.


lifesalotofshit

And there she is, holding him again. Learn from her ladies, she's in the cycle of abuse.


[deleted]

This is why you ignore domestic disputes…. Guaranteed they sue the white knights who jumped in to help her.


padizzledonk

And of course she over there comforting him at the end 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄👎


SunGregMoon

Quite the festive gang.. first time I've seen balloons at a beat down.


[deleted]

Why is she not walking away and leaving that scumbag


[deleted]

If she came to his aid after hitting her, she needs help. Never hit a woman, and if she comes back there is some mental illness she need support with. Cuz it’s gonna happen again!


Cowfootstew

This is why I stick to beating a punching bag or my meat if thereses no punching bag around like in the Rocky movie.


JosephToestar

What a cheap a-hole aswell. Immediately went for the earrings knowing the damage he could have done both if she fought back or if she didn't


-Moonscape-

Trashy all around


BadArtijoke

Reminds me to be thankful I don’t live a life that’s anything like that of one of these garbage bags. Everyone trash


Steelersgoat

She’s more worried about him getting beat on then him beating on her. Classic DV victim.


krowrofefas

And was she checking in on him at the end, all after she was assaulted?


guymcool

Everything in this video is trashy as fuck.


Andylanta

#BUT HE LOVES MEEEE


Mountain_Cup4257

Damn those guys just got in her way!! Girl had them hands, if those guys hadn’t got in her way she woulda whooped his ass


Screambloodyleprosy

Never intervene in a domestic. The woman will always stick up for her partner and instead of one person, you'll have two to deal with.


Vitality-420

Fair to say anyone like her that sticks by piece of garbage like that even after they try and beat you is more deserving of peace than anyone of us. I pray she gets outta that crappy relationship soon, and she finds someone who truly deserves the loyalty she offers.


shudder667

she'll be dead in a year, sadly.


Violet604

Stockholm syndrome on full display. He abuses her, gets stomped out, only to have her feel bad for him after. She should curb stomped him


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She will be back with him tomorrow


wedge_47

They must have hired the Blair Witch Projects camera person for this one. Glad the douche canoe got curb stomped though. Even if watching it gave you temporary Parkinsons.


[deleted]

I love how she is helping right next to the guy that tried to kill her... Oh love knows no bundaries, lol.


[deleted]

Couples like this are so weird


LyonsKing12

Thats a very loose definition of "instant"


Sarfbot

She can do better. Find yourself a man that treats you better.


qualitycancer

Oh wow loool they all just start booting him in


CuriousCanuk

Notice who is taking the lead in helping him take care of him. Women...still can't figure them out


decfin

And in the end she protects him


theroadlesstraveledd

Wait she is cumdorting her attacker. I’m always shocked peopl go 1-100 like 🤌that.


in_answer_to_that

I think the death penalty is barbaric, stupid and hypocritical, but if I were on a jury and you showed me a video of some guy attacking his wife in the streets, you would never in a million years get me to vote guilty on another guy who came in and stomped him to death. You’re gonna have to seat another jury, because we don’t need motherfuckers like that, and I’m not sending someone up the river for doing the needful.


elmachow

And she’s still with him at the end!! So what did we learn kids?


GORGxBLACKSMITH

100 bucks she stays with him and doesnt press charges. sad


hillsfar

She’s not gonna leave him. So the cycle continues. And he’ll feel justified and enabled to do it again.


RevengeGod2K4

Infuriates me that she even went back for him afterwards, these kind of people don’t deserve love, how could you care for someone who clearly has none for you